My 1st Porn Scene Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  6/27/2004

Much to my surprise, this title appears to be part of a series. This episode takes place in Las Vegas. This is what I would classify as an amateur attempt at a porn series. Brittney has classified herself as host, but if you ask me, she’s just an overactive director.

Britany Madison

She claims this is her 1st on screen scene, and I was excited to see where the break out star of Black in The Back #5 started. Once again, her eyes are hypnotic, and her lips are full. She mentioned that her large breasts were freakish, and the scars came from a reduction surgery.

Ms. Madison is cute, she favors Kelsey Heart in a big way, just like Kelsey, she would improve her looks if she left the platinum blonde look in favor of a dark brown or auburn color.

With just a little vag, she went right to doggy anal. It looked like it stung a little, but after a little lube was applied, it was obvious that she was no stranger to having her ass rocked. There was no heat in this scene, and It’s amazing to compare the two scenes. Either the sex got better, or Britany just figured out how to control a scene. For a Britany fan, it might be nice to see where she started, but don’t expect much here.
Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Morgan

This girl had a cute face, but the only thing flatter than her A cups, was her ass. Once again the heat was not there, and passion was faked. The guy in this scene had a freakishly fat head, it was twice as thick as the shaft. In spite of the blast at the end, this guy never made a single sound.
Female Looks 6/10 Sex Rating 5/10

Gigi

What a cutie. She reminded me of the wife from King of Queens with a kiss of Jessica “Dark Angel” Alba mixed in. This scene had good camera work, good positions, and the best heat so far. This girls body and face are worth a rental all by herself. The scene was still average by my standards, but stood out in this slow starter. I’m not sure if she has done other work, but with the right guy, she might be a rising star.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 7/10

Mercedes

This girl was from Yugoslavia, and her English was very poor. The good news is she knew that when she was ready for sex, all she had to do was strip. This scene had potential, but it was plagued with bad angles, and the fact it was in water. It’s hard to fuck up and anal scene, but these guys managed to do so. Terrible camera work!
Female Looks 6/10 Sex Rating 6/10

Brittney Starr


Hands down this girl got my pick. Gigi was cute, but Britt had a sexiness that came across on camera. . It’s rare that I would pick an all natural girl, but her body was supernatural.

Her all white outfit was angelic, almost virgin if you will. That image was shattered at her mouth spouted some filthy talk about needing “Big Dick”. The nasty talk was a nice touch, but when the action didn’t match, the scene soon soured. The camera work was good, and the anal was also good, but it was just too little too late.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 7/10

This title lacked professionalism in many areas. It was obvious that the people involved had no idea what they were doing. They may have had skill as performers, but the added responsibility of producing, directing and editing proved to be out of their scope.

Two hot women in this title, but the three bad scenes are enough for me to encourage you to pass on this one. It’s rare that I give a poor review, but all the pretty girls in the world weren’t enough for this title.

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