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Boxcover for Hooker Illustrated 6
Hooker Illustrated 6

Release date: 12/27/2001
Reviewed on: 9/12/2002 by Nutty Buddy


Studio: Dane


Review brief: Title: Hooker volume #6 Cast: Illona, Maria Silva, Kylie Brooks, Misty M, Dave Hardman, Mark Woods, Jay Ashley, Johnny Thrust Studio: Dane Director: Don Marque Action: Straight, Anal, Facials Scene 1/ Call Girl - Illona & Dave Hardman: Dave sifts through the papers looking for an escort. He eventually comes to Illonas contact & arranges something quick. Illona is a very pretty, possibly French, brunette wearing a lime green halter, matching pants & high heels that never come off. Illona arrives & little conversation goes down before he does. Dave does the deed on the couch, then going right into a missionary position. Illona takes control cowgirl style & takes it up the ass doggystyle. They aggressively go at it reverse cowgirl (vaginal) & the scene ends with a weak facial. Scene 2/ Streets of Vegas Maria Silva & Mark Woods: Mark walks the streets of Vegas & naturally bumps into a prostitute. Maria is a okay looking brunette with a nice body. Shes dressed in a leopard mini skirt & leather boots. They make their arrangements & end up in a hotel room.
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Boxcover for Joey Silvera's Service Animals 6
Joey Silvera's Service Animals 6

Release date: 6/6/2002
Reviewed on: 9/11/2002 by Flash

Starring: Belladonna, Kacey, Olivia Saint, Fujiko Kano, Skarlet Fever, Brooklyn Rose
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera

Review brief: Service Animals 6 is an anally heavy gonzo film from Joey Silvera. Viewers who like a plot with their porn, tame sex and couples will probably not enjoy this film. Viewers who like rough nasty sex where the women and occasionally men get roughed up some should enjoy this film.
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Boxcover for Foreskin Cadets
Foreskin Cadets

Release date: 11/12/2001
Reviewed on: 9/10/2002 by Joe Shaver

Starring: Jan Novotny, Martin Blahovy, Rasto Janovsky, Robert Nikl, Franta Plakal, Petr Sarmant, Ludvik Zapletal
Studio: Overthere


Review brief: Just like American films, Euro porn from Over There Studios is of variable quality. Some can be quite good; others can be just mediocre; while still others can be disappointing to say the least. I regret that this film, FORESKIN CADETS, belongs in the latter category. It opens promisingly enough with two young beauties in bed. The handsome blond gets up and begins to dress. Going to kiss his companion goodbye, the companion, a very skinny brunet, restrains him. As they kiss, the cadet is slowly undressed. The have a pleasant bout of reciprocal oral sex, and Blondie boffs Skinny. The cadet who was to pick Blondie up waits impatiently outside. Once Blondie has finished his morning tryst, the two start off, but stop when they see two guys hanging around a van. The guys are handcuffed put in the car and driven off. When next we see them they are going down on the new cadets cock. (Blondie has disappeared and is never seen again. Alas!) Its not a bad scene, but it had me speeding it up as it was slow.
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Boxcover for International Flava 2
International Flava 2

Release date: 8/6/2002
Reviewed on: 9/9/2002 by astroknight

Starring: Angel, Tia, Julian St. Jox, Mika Tan, Tara, Marc Anthony, Natalie
Studio: Wildlife


Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 3 / 26 / 2002 Director: Julian St. Jox Cast: Angel, Tara, Tia, Mika Tan, Natalie, Julian St. Jox, and Mark Anthony Initial Expectations: I havent seen much of what Julian St. Jox has to offer behind the camera, so Im keeping an open mind for this one. Initial Reaction: Its hit or miss, but theyre some big hits and misses. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Oriental girls Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex or balanced camera work Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty standard for gonzo porn. The audio is pretty good, but frequently has some minor balance problems. The video is also pretty good, and doesnt have much of the shakiness that can commonly hold back the gonzo genre. The lighting is also pretty good, but there are a few remnants that flash around now and then. Music: Theres a little music between the scenes but nothing during the actual sex.
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Boxcover for La Soiree De Connes
La Soiree De Connes

Release date: 9/4/2002
Reviewed on: 9/3/2002 by Gabriel Nine


Studio: JTC Video


Review brief: La Soiree De Connes JTC Directed by Patrice Cabanel Starring: Illona, Bamboo, Melissa, Alain L'yle, Bruno SX, Kevin Long Running time: 1hr 17mins Format: PAL/All Zones Prior to watching this French language effort from Patrice Cabanel, I honestly wasn't aware that anyone was making movies like this anymore. With its resolutely low budget approach, La Soiree De Connes looks as crude as its title suggests, and at times makes those pirate VHS tapes of late eighties and early nineties Magma movies that I always ended up with look positively sophisticated. The plot is simple - three friends pick up women, and then everyone gets together for the party. First, Kevin Long meets modestly attractive brunette Illona outside a peepshow/sex shop establishment. She seems utterly disinterested, both in his patter and in her own performance, as they chat back at his pad. The unbelievably unoriginal device of spilling a drink over her is used, not once but twice, to get her to strip to lingerie and stockings.
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Boxcover for Grannys Gang Bang
Grannys Gang Bang

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/3/2002 by dumblonde

Starring: Kathy Jones
Studio: Bacchus


Review brief: Writer/Director: none listed Videographer: none listed Running length: 65 min. DOP: 3/12/99 Female cast: Kathy Jones Male cast: Brian Surewood, Jeremy Iron, Claudio, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Dick Nasty, Hunk Dermon, Tony Michaels, Darren James, Blake Palmer, Byron Long Audio/Video: no complaints Extras: Chapter stops Previews from: Itty Bitty Titties Cheerleaders Divients With A Buttcam #2 Just Be Anal #5 Ready To Drop Life In The Fat Lane #7 Tit Banger's Ball Triple Penetration Sluts Condoms: none WTF was I thinking? Oh come on, someone had to. And since I've already become kinda numb to it all, why not me? It couldn't be any worse than some of the stuff I've seen. The boxcover pictures Kathy prominently, hoisted and surrounded by all these men, smiling prettily, and not unattractive. I admit it evoked some sympathy as I envisioned her being degraded by these 'not so hot themselves' porn studs, and went into it ready to bash the first spunk monkey who dared complain about her tits being less than perky.
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Boxcover for Babes Ballin' Boys 3
Babes Ballin' Boys 3

Release date: 8/25/2002
Reviewed on: 8/30/2002 by astroknight

Starring: Kay London, Mila, Alyssa Allure, Candy Apples, Rick Rogue, Gino Gultier, Macy, Rip Stone, Morgan Allen, Sean Black
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Johnny Rey

Review brief: Running Time: 61 min. Production Date: 11 / 1997 (cover) 3 / 1998 (feature) Director: Johnny Rey Cast: Candy Apples, Sean Black, Macy, Rick, Kay, Morgan, Alyssa Allure, Gino Gultier, Rip Stone, and Mila Initial Expectations: Ive heard that this series is one of the best for the genre, but Im still expecting to consume a lot of alcohol because of it. Initial Reaction: Its okay but the sex is very lopsided. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to watch guys get fucked in the ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see balanced scenes with guys getting fucked in the ass as well as the woman getting pleasured Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects in the first scene leave much to be desired. Theres a lot of background noise right from the start which definitely interferes with the action. The video is extremely grainy to the point that it makes most home movies from the seventies look professional. The remaining scenes are a little better, but still not quite what Id call average.
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Boxcover for Lip Locked Slave Girls
Lip Locked Slave Girls

Release date: 7/15/2002
Reviewed on: 8/28/2002 by astroknight

Starring: Megan [I] (ambiguous), Shane Tyler, Roxxi Raye, Barbie Brookes
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Jim Gunn

Review brief: Running Time: 57 min. Production Date: 03 / 1997 Director: Jim Gunn Cast: Roxxi Raye, Shane Tyler, Riza, Barbie Brooks, and Megan Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results from the Dungeon titles, so Im going to keep my mind open. Initial Reaction: Its a mixed feature that hits both ends, but sadly the overall DVD lacks quite a bit. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Shane Tyler and all girl bondage Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a consistent movie or a lot of variety throughout each scene Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay, but a bit weak. The dialogue is pretty clear, but theres a fair amount of background noise thats pretty consistent throughout the feature. The video has a bit of grain, frequent soft focus problems, and some recurring artifacts. Music: None. Menus: The main menu is very different, and shows the video cover spinning around over some green good while the choices for the DVD sit alongside it. Its not an impressive main menu.
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Boxcover for Shane's World 20: Ragin' Rapids
Shane's World 20: Ragin' Rapids

Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 8/22/2002 by him&me

Starring: Billy Glide, Salena Del Rey, Chennin Blanc, Blair Segal, Cheyne Collins, Rainahh, Shelby Star
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Shane

Review brief: My husband and I bought this because of the great reviews. It was not good at all. We do not recommend this movie to couples. I am a very attractive woman with a very attractive husband and we did not find this movie stimulating in the least. What this movie contained: nothing but a lot of blow jobs and painful looking, long, drawn out, pounding intercourse. The men looked like losers and the women even bigger losers to be screwing them. I found it disrespectful in that the women could not have been having fun. Gonzo is supposed to be real? These women were faking like I've never seen. Also, the camera angles didn't even get the whole bodies. All we saw were a lot of "nuts and butts." Lots of shots of backsides from underneath or something like that. Not sexy at all. At one point my husband said, "oh no, more of this" and we kept trying forwarding it to find something different. We had no luck.
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Boxcover for House of Morecock, The
House of Morecock, The

Release date: 11/27/2001
Reviewed on: 8/15/2002 by nyorker


Studio: Pacific Media


Review brief: I never thought I'd write a "porn review" but I feel compelled to warn people away from paying full price for this lukewarm effort. I think the idea of a gay anime / animated film is fun. Unfortunately, although the cartoon men in this film are attractively rendered, the animation is crude and the voices annoying. Considering animation's possibilities, the sex scenes really lack imagination. Worst of all, each scene is bookended with extremely dull narration from a Harvey Fierstein imitator. Can we say "padding?" And if that doesn't tempt you to put your boot through your video monitor, wait until the little gay cherub starts getting on your nerves.
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Boxcover for Ultimate Cassidey
Ultimate Cassidey

Release date: 6/12/2002
Reviewed on: 8/14/2002 by Gabriel Nine

Starring: Devon, Shelbee, Chennin Blanc, Dayton Rains, Renee LaRue, Venus, Cassidey
Studio: Vivid


Review brief: Ultimate Cassidey Vivid Various directors, not credited. Starring: Cassidey, Devon, Dayton, Shelbee Myne, Venus, Renee LaRue, Chennin Blanc & more Running time: 1hr 25mins Once there was a very naughty, wide-eyed young girl called Paizley, who made filthy photos for ALS Scan and made it into the mucky magazines. Set fair for a career in porn, with even those nasty Anabolic boys luring her into their grasp, the slender, sexy brunette with the irresistible pout made the move that always has fans of unadulterated pornography tearing their hair out - she signed for Vivid, and in the process changed her name to Cassidey. So while it might help her bank balance, it certainly didn't help her spelling. Whatever, the net result is a career in Vivid productions, a selection of which are represented in this rather slim compilation Before I go any further, apologies for inaccuracies in IDs in this review - due to a couple of reasons.
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Boxcover for Peepshow Special 1
Peepshow Special 1

Release date: 5/28/2002
Reviewed on: 8/4/2002 by Flash

Starring: Patricia, Tanya, Sammy
Studio: Private


Review brief: Although a hidden camera sex film using amateur talent could be good and very enjoyable, this title is not it. Due to a rather unattractive cast I have to recommend that everyone pass on this title. If you are interested in this title, I suggest renting it first so you know what you are actually getting. Viewers who like tame sex or a plot with their films will definitely want to pass on this one.
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Boxcover for Nina Hartley's Guide To Alternative Sex
Nina Hartley's Guide To Alternative Sex

Release date: 4/29/2002
Reviewed on: 7/26/2002 by astroknight

Starring: Anna Malle, Nina Hartley
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nina Hartley

Review brief: Running Time: 110 min. (cover states over 2 hours) Production Date: Jan. 1995 Director: Nina Hartley Cast: Nina Hartley, Anna Malle, Hank Armstrong, John Decker, Christi Lake, Sahara Sands, Dic Tracy, Ariana, Luc Wilder, Shannon Rush, Magnum, Dallas, and Duane Initial Expectations: After Adam & Eves last fiasco with Nina Hartleys Guide to Seduction, Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: Pass it up like you would your sister when you needed a prom date. Who Should Watch It : Prison inmates Who Should Avoid It: People looking for something new since the original features are much better Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video appear to be about the same quality they would have originally been on VHS. The audio is pretty good but has some wind noise and unevenness. It has a slightly muddy sound in parts and the dialogue can be kind of hard to understand at the party.
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Boxcover for Topless Room Service
Topless Room Service

Release date: 6/17/2002
Reviewed on: 7/25/2002 by Flash

Starring: Michael J. Cox, Brittany Andrews, Candy Hill, Kyle Stone, Jessica Jewel, Rebecca Wild, Mike Horner, Jena, Dizzy
Studio: New Machine


Review brief: New Machine has obviously hastily put together this disc and the end result is it doesn't offer much to the consumer. Standard features like a chapter menu have been omitted and promised extras are absent from the disc. This along with the poor video quality make this disc one to avoid unless you are a dedicated fan of the film or one of the stars, in which case you probably will want to rent this title first so you know exactly what you are going to end up with.
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Boxcover for Racquel's Addiction
Racquel's Addiction

Release date: 7/18/2002
Reviewed on: 7/19/2002 by astroknight

Starring: Patricia Kennedy, Peter North, Racquel Darrian, Jacqueline, Jon Dough, Derek Lane
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Derrick Lane

Review brief: Running Time: 83 min. Production Date: 1991 Director: Derrick Lane Cast: Racquel Darrian, Patricia Kennedy, Madison, Jacqueline, Savannah (listed here as Silver Kane), Derrick Lane, Jon Dough, Peter North, and Micky Ray Initial Expectations: Racquel has always been yummy, which is enough for me to look forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Racquel Darrian fans, anybody whos longing for a little early nineties porn, and insomniacs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting porn with high technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves a bit to be desired, but thats mostly because Im not a fan of this style. Most of the time the only audio is the music, and most of the non-sex scenes are done with voice-overs. When theres non-music audio, it tends to be good, but dont try holding your breath between sounds of the stars. Im not quite sure what to think about the video, but I know its not that impressive. Theres quite a bit that seems almost animated.
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Boxcover for Flash! (Wicked)
Flash! (Wicked)

Release date: 7/23/2001
Reviewed on: 7/19/2002 by Rumplestilt Skin

Starring: Shay Sweet, Felecia, Kylie Ireland, Serenity, Temptress, Stephanie Swift, Miko Lee, Devinn Lane, Holly Hollywood, Jezebelle Bond
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Red Ezra

Review brief: I really do fear for the state of lesbian porn movies where the major studios are concerned. The MTV-style flashing lights, slow motion, smoke and mirrors are really just getting too much to put up with. I find them so boring and ANNOYING, because they get in the way of the action. I blame Brad Armstrong for all this arty garbage. Hes led the way as far as I am concerned. Many a time he has brought the best girls together only for movies to fall flat with flashing lights, slow motion and black and white scenes. When I was sent the Flash DVD to review, my immediate thought was excellent - a great cast. Felecia, Serenity, Shay Sweet, Temptress, Devinn Lane, Stephanie Swift, and up and coming muff diver Holly Hollywood. But while the movie was attractively filmed, it is not boner inducing; it doesnt send the pulse racing. I stand apart from all the other reviewers on this web site when I say I was bored with it. Flash is just like a Where the Boys Arent skin flick. High on art, low on actual sex.
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Boxcover for Brandon's Big Weekend
Brandon's Big Weekend

Release date: 5/28/2002
Reviewed on: 7/18/2002 by Joe Shaver


Studio: YMAC


Review brief: There is no doubt that Brandon is a cute little twink, but he is either very inhibited or hopelessly straight. The premise is one that has been used hundreds, nay thousands, of times before: the parents have gone away to leave the kid home alone. Naturally he invites two friends over. They get him drunk on one beer. As he is sleeping a bleached blond kid sucks his cock while the other sucks his face. Eventually, after eons of this, one of the friends fucks the blond who continues to suck on Brandon's dick. The blond has the biggest, hardest cock--and it's uncut--but no one pays any attention to it. Damn! Obviously blondie is the only one who's gay. All jack themselves off to end the scene. Next we have two guys who flop down in one of the bedrooms. (Who are these guys?) They are a blond and a brunet. They are both very sweet. The blond gives the brunet an impassioned fuck. Our blond from scene one (the one with the big uncut dick) is swimming in the pool. He enters to find Leo DaSilver in a sleeping bag on the floor.
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Boxcover for Sorority Sex (Metro)
Sorority Sex (Metro)

Release date: 5/29/2002
Reviewed on: 7/14/2002 by CAPSULE

Starring: Amber Michaels, Catalina, Chrissy Sparks, Penny, Tomarrow
Studio: Metro


Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Sorority Sex (80 min.) Featuring: Catalina, Chrissy Sparks, Tomarrow, Amber Michaels, Penny, Angel Reign Synopsis: Co-ed sex! Overall: Any DVD that has Ron Jeremy in it in a sex role almost automatically gets a low rating. If it weren't for Amber Michaels's scene, this DVD would have been totally wasteful.  DVD Quality: The DVD quality is what you would expect from most Metro releases, average. Extras: You mean the lack thereof! If you aren't going to make an effort at giving good extras, don't include it then!  Likes: Amber Michaels! Dislikes: Everything else! SEX HIGHLIGHTS: Although Catalina is in a threesome, she looks like she is going through the emotions. To other women in the industry two men would be enough, but it's just child's play for Catalina.
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Boxcover for Danny Does Dallas
Danny Does Dallas

Release date: 5/29/2002
Reviewed on: 7/13/2002 by joeblow69


Studio: Venus


Review brief: Director:Alfred Thornberg Cast: Jim Bently, Rocy Rockhard, Corey Monroe, Christopher Mann, Gino Colbert, Roberto Arias, Joey Stephano, Jon Vincent Danny Does Dallas doesnt really warrant an in-depth review, so Ill keep this rather brief. The main reason I bought this was I found it for dirt cheap on Ebay, and it looked like it might be a good football themed precondom flick. But not only is this not a football movie, it doesnt really have anything to do with Dallas, either! Sure, if you want to get technical, Danny has sex with a guy named Dallas, but thats pretty weak. I mean really, is it too much to expect a movie that has a guy in a football uniform on the cover to have something to do with football? The first scene is a total lost cause. They guys are skanky, and the sex is icky. The two scenes with Danny (Jim Bently) arent bad, though. Hes decent looking, has an ok body, and a big dick.
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Boxcover for Raw Meat 4
Raw Meat 4

Release date: 7/19/2000
Reviewed on: 7/13/2002 by Joe Shaver

Starring: Mark, Paul Morgan, Eduardo, Brad, Duncan, Greg
Studio: Legend


Review brief: Another entry into this C grade series directed by Paul Morgan. It is divided into the standard 4 segments which are loosely tied together by the theme of cooking outdoors. First up in a scene called "Anal BBQ" we find the ubiquitous Paul Morgan (God, but I'm tired of seeing this asshole in films!) along with newcomer Greg Clarke. Both are wearing aprons and silly chef's hats. Paul is preparing to cook "Trout in garlic ass butter" and explaining everything to us and Greg in his typically garrulous, foul-mouthed manner that he must think is hip or amusing. (It aint!) A rear shot shows Paul is wearing no underwear under his apron; Greg is wearing white briefs. Becoming annoyed with Paul's chatter and somewhat nauseated by watching his fingernail-bitten hands preparing food, I fast forwarded to the action. This begins (finally!) with Paul massaging Greg's buns through the underwear, lowering the underwear, and kissing the boy's bare buns. One thing you can say about Paul is that he's always rock-hard and Greg does a nice job sucking the rampant tool.
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Boxcover for Virtual Sex with Chloe Jones
Virtual Sex with Chloe Jones

Release date: 11/26/2001
Reviewed on: 7/7/2002 by darkcloud

Starring: Chloe Jones
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Joone

Review brief: This edition of Virtual Sex is horrible! I remember seeing Chloe's pics online before. She was cute and sexy. Her body is gorgeous and her tits huge and lovely. Then it all changed after watching this DVD. Chloe is ugly in this DVD. Her boob job is very crappy, bad shape and out of alignment. Then the worst, she sounds likes a man! Her voice is very husky and deep, a huge turn off. To make things worse Chloe keeps her bra on the whole time in all sections! I guess if she did take the bra off her tits will be scaring people. The format is same as previous Virtual Sex. For those not familiar with Virtual Sex read others' reviews to learn. In foreplay you can use finger, dildo, or eat out. In sex you can do missionary, doggy, top, and reverse cowgirl. Then as usual you can switch mood and there are 2 angles and the cum mode. Overall skip this DVD.
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Boxcover for Sweet Things (Vivid)
Sweet Things (Vivid)

Release date: 5/15/2002
Reviewed on: 7/7/2002 by YogaGrrl

Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Randy Spears, Raylene, Dayton Rains, Venus, Shelbee Myne, Paige Sinclair, T.J. Cummings, Jason McCain
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: David Stanley

Review brief: Cast: Raylene, Shelbee Myne, Venus, Dayton Rain, Taylor St. Claire, Paige Sinclair, Tony Tedeschi, Randy Spears, Jason McCain and T.J. Cummings in sex roles; Adajja, Frank Bukwyd and Clark Irving in non-sex roles. Director: David Stanley Production date: 11/28/00 (box); 1/23/02 (opening statement) Length: 78 min. Extras: Fetish menu, multiple angles, six bonus scenes (menu displays only four), four trailers and a slide show with 20 photos. Audio/visual quality: The movie is shot on film with all its attendant hazards. Grain and white speckles are noticeably present. There are occasional problems with darkened corners, bleached colors and soft focus, as well. Otherwise, the visual quality has a solidly average feel. Some of the music is dissonant electronica that sounds like it was rescued from a 90's porn vault. The remainder isn't so bad, although it's often in a dismal minor chord and tends to change rather haphazardly midscene. Oddly, there's also a beautiful classical piecethe ironically named "Air on a G String" from Bach's Orchestral Suite 3.
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Boxcover for '57 Pick-Up
'57 Pick-Up

Release date: 5/19/2002
Reviewed on: 6/30/2002 by Joe Shaver

Starring: Eric Price, Cole Taylor, Corey Monroe, Tim Fox, Eric Manchester, Robby Most, Scott Sampsom, Darryl Weld
Studio: Pleasure


Review brief: The only way straights like to screw gays is in their pocketbooks. So theyve done it again by bringing out a 1988 gay porn flick entitled 57 PICK-UP directed by a straight man that was a bummer then and is a bummer now. Age has not transformed it into a classic. Just listening to the plot it sounds pretty good. Country boy Charlie Stone stereotypically dressed in bib overalls with no shirt and barefoot wants to go to Los Angeles for the weekend. He calls friend Cole Taylor to go along but Cole has to tend bar for the weekend. Dumbass Charlie tooling around in his beat up 57 pick-up truck (hence the title) gets lost. He stops to ask another wisp of a yokel, Darryl Weld, directions. Daryll stops pitching hay and they head back to the barn for a map. Talking about how horny they both are, Daryll suggests that he and Charlie get it on as a cousin once taught him how. He sucks on Charlies cock and Charlie says he likes it, but his cock stays as limp as Liberaces wrist. Daryl sucks and sucks, but Charlie gets no erection. Cut to Charlie putting his cock into Daryll.
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Boxcover for Wall To Wall Hose Monsters
Wall To Wall Hose Monsters

Release date: 6/14/2002
Reviewed on: 6/29/2002 by Draken

Starring: Karla, Autumn, Sunshine, Beth
Studio: Pagan Pictures


Review brief: Van Damage's Wall To Wall Hose Monsters Studio: Pagan Date of Production: 01-01-02 Starring: Autumn, Katiana, Sunshine, Beth, Karla, Holly Wett, Milah Before Viewing Expectations: The writeup on the back of the case says as soon as one presses play, their pants will be down by their ankles and their hand will be on their crotch. Will it live up to these lofty expectations? There are seven scenes, and by the photos on the case, a fair amout of anal and oral sex, as well as a double penetration and a bit of interracial action. The Main Event: First up is Autumn, a 20 year old who is caressing herself while being asked questions by the camera man. This is her first time in an adult movie and she is a bit nervous. She begins by giving slow paced blowjob then is soon on the receiving end of some oral attention. Some vaginal sex kicks up the energy a bit, but not by much. She is very quiet, probably her nerves, and he cums manually on her face. Katiana is next, she also starts with an interview and fingering herself.
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Boxcover for Morning Star
Morning Star

Release date: 3/18/2002
Reviewed on: 6/25/2002 by Flash

Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Chennin Blanc, Dasha, Cheyne Collins, Dale Dabone, Marty Romano, Tabitha Stern, Jonathon Stern, Felicia Fox, Brittany Star
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: David Stanley

Review brief: Morning Star is definitely a bad movie, there is no doubt about it, but at least they tried to make a decent film. Couples stand the greatest chance of getting some enjoyment out of this film whereas viewers who like nasty sex or hate a plot stand the least chance of finding enjoyment here. If you are still interested in this film, I recommend renting before purchasing.
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