Double the Fun: 2 on 1 2 (NJ Films) Review

Reviewed by howie  on  5/30/2005

What’s in my DVD player (mainstream): Infernal Affairs I
Before Scorcese releases his remake of this Hong Kong action drama, you might want to check out the original to see why Scorcese, Damon, DiCaprio and Nicholson signed-up. The sequel is equally as brilliant but similar to The Godfather trilogy, stay away from Part III.

Director: None credited

Running time: 2:50

My short review:
This NJ Films Euro offering features 4 scenes of b/b/g and 1 scene of b/g/g. Clear and simple, I’m reviewing this movie solely to see Lucy in action. After a quick 1st scan, I would like to point out that the camera work is mainly close-ups/zoom of the action and penetration. It’s like the camera man was not allowed to leave a 3-foot radius from the performers and had to zoom in as close as possible. Plus, some verbal instructions could be heard from the director in the background.

As for the DVD authoring, it was well done with “direct scene access” – you can jump right to a specific sex act for any scene from the scene sub-menu. On the other hand, there was no cast list for the scenes except for the cheap text scrolling on the bottom of the screen as the films starts. I had no idea who was who except for the 4th scene since the two girls --- Lucy Lee and Nikita --- are clearly identified on the front cover of the DVD.

Scene 1 – A brunette with 2 guys:
[Dildo in ass; BJ; anal beads; doggie anal; BJ; standing doggie anal; mish anal; DP in CG; DP in RCG; dildo in ass; doggie anal; anal creampie; dildo in ass; she jerks other guy to a cumshot on her face; PHC}

This was an okay scene with an average looking girl that had decent action with no clear chemistry between the performers. This scene did nothing to dispel the naysayers who complain about the lack of “heat” found in Euro porn.

Scene 2 – A brunette with 2 guys:
[BJ; doggie vag; mish vag; BJ; mish vag; spoon vag; spoon anal; doggie anal; doggie vag; doggie anal; RCG anal; mish anal; DP in RCG; DP in CG; mish vag; 1st guy cums on her groin area; she jerks 2nd guy to her closed mouth and spits out cum; she jerks 3rd guy to popshot onto her mouth]

The scene started with an unattractive girl wearing white lingerie and a guy getting into the action. Suddenly, there is a quick cut-away and she is now sitting on the sofa with 2 cocks in her hands. Later, the coloring scheme of the scene changes and it sticks out like a sore thumb based on the skin tones. To cap it off, there is a 3rd guy who appears only for the cumshot sequence at the end. Worst. Editing. Job. Ever.

Scene 3 – A blonde with 2 guys:
[Pussy fingering by guy; BJ; mish vag; spoon vag; mish anal; RCG anal; DP in RCG; DP in CG; DP in RCG; doggie anal; she jerks cumshot onto her chest; mish vag and guy jerks onto her groin area]

The fairly attractive blonde is wearing a crotchless see through body stocking. This was a below average scene that again suffered from lack of heat and chemistry.

Scene 4 – Lucy Lee & Nikita with a guy:
[Anal fingering of Lucy by guy; anal beads for Lucy; dildo in Lucy’s ass; BJ; mish anal for Lucy; ATOGM; CG vag for Nikita; PTOGM; CG anal for Nikita; ATOGM; CG anal for Lucy; ATOGM; RCG anal for Nikita; RCG anal for Lucy; ATOGM; back and forth doggie anal and dildo in Nikita’s ass; ATOGM; back and forth doggie anal and dildo in Lucy’s ass; ATOGM; guys cums all over Lucy’s ass; Nikita licks drippings; doggie anal for Lucy; ATOGM; doggie anal]

Wow. This was a hot scene that had good interaction between the girls and great anal action with the mix of cock and dildos. Lucy looked hot with her hair in pigtails and Nikita was no slouch in the sex department. Maybe the director should have tried more than 1 b/g/g for this flick because this scene clearly worked.

Scene 5 – A blonde with 2 guys:
[BJ; dildo in ass; doggie anal; doggie vag; doggie anal; RCG anal; mish anal; DP in RCG; DP in CG; guy jerks onto her mouth; PHC; 2nd guy jerks onto her mouth; PHC]

The blonde was attractive and that is the only good thing I can say about this scene. The heat was equivalent to sex with a hooker in a rent-by-the-hour motel. Yawn.

Extras: Factoring the just short of 3 hours run time, I’m not going to deduct for the lack of extras, which include some trailers and a photo gallery. However, NJ Films still could’ve provided a cast listing somewhere in the extras.

Summary:
If it wasn’t for the scene with Lucy and Nikita, this may have been the worst porno that I have ever had to review. The combination of bad direction, bad camera work, cold sex, zero chemistry, and average looking women made this one to throw away. Based on this viewing, I think NJ Films should evaluate how to turn around this Euro division and to do it quickly.

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