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Internal Affairs 3 (Fallen Angel)
Release date: 1/25/2002
Reviewed on: 3/30/2003 by Saki
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), jessica drake, Allysin Embers, Adajja, Axl Hose, Tyler Wood, Alexis Fire, Rod Danger
Studio: Fallen Angel
Directed by: Luc Wylder
Review brief: Internal Affairs 3 (2001) Studio Adam & Eve / Fallen Angel Genre Cream pie fetish Director Luc Wylder Starring Jessica Drake, Evan Stone, Alexis Fire, Rob Danger, Allysin Embers, Axl Hose, Adajja, and Tyler Wood Running Time 1:26 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video chapter selection menu; 43-picture photo gallery (mix of hardcore and softcore); and 5 preview trailers Typical Watchers Cream pie lovers who don't mind fake boobs Typical Haters Non cream-pie lovers, the natural breast camp Replay Value None Themes Cream pies, toe sucking, anal sexCondoms None, of course If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy No recommendations  The cream pie fetish creates an interesting challenge to porn producers: find girls who are willing to have a guy ejaculate inside them in an age of "safer" sex and capture it in a visually exciting way. Luc Wylder solves the first problem for Internal Affairs 3 by using performers who are couples, such as Jessica Drake and Evan Stone, to do
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Watchmesuckdick.com 1
Release date: 2/21/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2003 by CAPSULE
Starring: Yvette, Brooke Daze
Studio: Works World Wide
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW WatchMeSuckDick.com 1 (74 min.) Featuring: The "Argentinian Beauty Queen," Brooke Daze, Nika Chanel, Valencia, and Yvette Synopsis: It's the first volume of this blowjob-only series. Overall: The production is slightly above the quality that leisure time and sunshine used to produce. That isn't saying much! There are better blowjob videos out there. DVD Quality: The quality is below-average to poor.  Extras: None. Likes: "Argentinean Beauty Queen" Dislikes: Nika Chanel and Yvette SEX HIGHLIGHTS: The woman known only as "The Argentinean Beauty Queen" is a cute brunette that has just enough indigenous features to differentiate her from a Spaniard.
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Big Omar's Women's Anal Academy
Release date: 2/18/2003
Reviewed on: 3/23/2003 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Tia, Lucy, Omar Williams, Roxana, Kirsti
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Omar Williams
Review brief: Big Omar's British Adventures: Women's Anal Academy Studio: VCA Director: Omar Williams Cast: Roxana, Lucy, Tia, Kirsti, Omar Williams Running time: 1hr 42mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 5.0 Note: this is a US edition of a movie released in Germany as Big Willy: Schwanz-Schule, and has a production date of July 2000. Credit www.bgafd.co.uk for info and IDs. I'm always somewhat bemused about the way British pornography almost uniquely promotes itself on a patriotic basis.
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Predators and More Prey (Latin Connection)
Release date: 3/15/2003
Reviewed on: 3/14/2003 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Latin Connection
Review brief: Tex and Sevyn the two Latinos who open this dreary film are both excessively unattractive. They suck their limp dicks to no avail. Theres a bit of unpleasant rimming from one of them and they both jackoff. My advice: skip the scene. In the second scene Alexis and Maxx decided not to use condoms as the blurb before their scene tells us. Although these guys are better looking that the first two (something that was not hard at all to achieve) the sexregardless of the fact that they are not using condomsis only average at best. Both cum shots are repeated. T-Bone and Erik in scene three are the best lookers on the DVD. Their scene begins on a sofa. There is some conversation but we can understand what they are saying because the sound is awful. I assume its little more than Hi, there! Howve you been? Lets fuck. Because thats what they do. The final scene takes place in a locker room with Pothead and Danny. One of them has rotten teeth (Pothead?); the other is flabby (Danny?). As in each of the other scenes these guys have major erection problems.
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Golden Girls (Hustler)
Release date: 1/16/2002
Reviewed on: 3/4/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Monika, Frank Gun, Eric Masterson, Frank Thring, Lucy, Sandor, Renato, Nicollete, Rita Faltoyano, Maya Divine, Lee Francis, Suzanna Wienold, Nannes Beaumont, Betty Love, Chris Mountain, Mallory, Britney, Thomas Stone, Veronica Carso, Christiane De Nerville, Christal, Vanda Vitus
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: 10 / 20 / 2000 Director: Frank Thring Cast: Wendy Divine, Betty, Tatyana, Daniella, Vanda, Christal, Lucky, Melony, Nicolette, Thomas Thone, Frank Gun, Rick Renato, Eric Masterson, and Alex in sexual roles, and Chris Taylor, Frank Thring, and Lee Francis in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: I bought this one as soon as I saw both Frank Thring and Wendy Divine were involved with it. With these two Im going in with high expectations. Initial Reaction: It beats cleaning the bathroom. Who Should Watch It : Fans of porn and James Bond movies, anybody who likes a little plot with some fairly nasty but drawn out sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a lot of Euro-style sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video are both pretty good. The audio is clear and doesnt have any kind of background noises, but the balance changed several times throughout the movie making me repeatedly adjust my volume. The video is also pretty good.
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World Class Ass 1 (Red Light District)
Release date: 3/27/2002
Reviewed on: 2/17/2003 by Rieekan
Starring: Brandon Iron, Mark Davis, Darren James, Daniella Rush, Gia, Mark Wood, Lea de Mae, Flick Shagwell, Brian Pumper, Mark Ashley, Hope Rising, Judy Star
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: DIRECTOR: David Luger (2002). DURATION: ~140mins. STARRING: Daniella Rush, Flick Shagwell, Gia, Hope Rising, Judy Star & Lea de Mae, with Brandon Iron, Brian Pumper, Darren James, Marc Davis, Mark Ashley & Mark Wood. Â I bought World Class Ass because Id read so many good things about Red Light District and wanted to check one of the titles from the (then) new studio on the block. I wasnt quite sure what Id be getting but, based on what Id read, I was hoping for a new and interesting style, with hot women, hot sex and excellent production values. An initial glance through the discs trailers raised my expectations further. FEATURE PRESENTATION: The movies presentation is very straightforward - each scene starts with a little ass-shaking, followed by a few minutes of questions and then the sex begins. The scenes are filmed indoors in similarly unremarkable rooms; the only music is during the intros.
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Hot Georgia Knights
Release date: 8/22/2001
Reviewed on: 2/16/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Panther, Cory Stevens, Caleb Stone, Mitch Ray, Casey Martin, Alex Mendex, Brett Thomas, Christian Diaz
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: Have fun and pretend Im not here. Thats what the cameraman tells to each of the couples that get it on in this film. The problem is they dont have fun, and you wont either. First up are two guys form South Florida. Hey, I though these were supposed to be Georgia peaches! They are Brett Thomas, an average looker with some chest hair and Mitch Ray, a bleached blond with the bushiest dark armpits I have seen. They perform in those dreadful white socks. The fuck appears to be bareback, but the camerawork is so poor in this film and as the fuck begins in medias res, one cant be sure. When Mitch cums, Brett licks it up, but we dont get a close-up of him doing it. Instead we have long shot. Jeez! Caleb Stone and Panther are the next couple. Caleb has no pubic hair and a big meaty dick that never gets hard despite Panthers best efforts. Panther is deliciously black and the lighting is so piss-poor that we are never able to see his features or his cock. I dont think Caleb ever sucks it anyway. Caleb finally got hard somehow because we find him fucking Panther.
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Racquel On Fire
Release date: 1/9/2003
Reviewed on: 2/13/2003 by astroknight
Starring: T.T. Boy, Debi Diamond, Racquel Darrian, Bridgette Monroe, Kimberly Kane, Derek Lane
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Gordon Van Der Meer
Review brief: Running Time: 81 min. Production Date: 1990 Director: Gordon Vandermeer Cast: Racquel Darrian, Kimberly Kane, Debi Diamond, Jeff Golden, Derrick Lane, T. T. Boy, and Bridgette Monroe Initial Expectations: I have no clue why, but Im just not expecting too much here even though it does have Racquel Darrians ass in it. Initial Reaction: Its closer to kindling than an actual fire. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a light porno without any group action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a strong plot or nastier sex. Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly good, enough so that I suspect the feature might have been remastered. The audio is clear and well balanced without any background noises. The video is also very clear, and barely even shows any grain. The only problem with the video is a small off color line at the bottom of the screen. Music: As with most early nineties porn, the music is cheesy and loud. It doesnt help the scenes, but it wouldnt seem like early nineties porno music without it.
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More than a Woman (DVSX)
Release date: 11/5/2002
Reviewed on: 2/7/2003 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Carolina, Monica, Keyla, Geisa, Marcia, Cardina
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Racky Bloke
Review brief: More Than A Woman Studio: DVSX Director: Racky Bloke Cast: Carolina, Marcia, Sefora, Monica, Keyla, Geisa, Giovanni Valente, Maurinho Manson, Marcio Pitbul, Ageda Running time: 1hr 53mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 "More than a woman/More than a woman to meeee" Thus sang Tavares on their Saturday Night Fever hit, but alas my hopes of disco themed porn are misplaced. No polyester flares flapping, just flaccid dicks slapping. That's because More Than A Woman is, as the more on-the-ball viewers will already have surmised, a transsexual movie. As so many do, it highlights the travestis of Brazil and plays on the little surprise these ladies pack.
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British and Barely 18
Release date: 2/1/2003
Reviewed on: 2/1/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Review brief: Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: June 2002 Director: None Listed Cast: Karla St. James, Fran Lord, Donna Marie, Bonny Heart, Ashley, Maxine, Teona, Karina, Amber, Cloe, and an uncredited black guy and blonde Initial Expectations: When I met the people at Union Jaxxx at the Adult Expo, they seemed offended when I asked if they were on just VHS or both VHS and DVD. They told me they were only on DVD since theyre looking to the future. With that kind of attitude, I cant help but go in with some decent expectations. Initial Reaction: Yawn. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos main concern is watching somebody theyve never seen before. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants scenes that feel a little different from each other. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is balanced pretty well, but there are a few minor distractions throughout the feature. The video is very clear, and nicely mixes black and white and color footage. Music: The music, which isnt in all of the feature, is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.
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Euro Angels Hardball 7: Anal Ringmaster
Release date: 5/19/2002
Reviewed on: 1/31/2003 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Jessica, David Perry, Nancy, Sandra, Karma, Jana, Ellen, Ian Scott, Christoph Clark
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: Title: Euro Hardball #7 Cast: Ellen, Sandra Key, Nancy, Karma, Jan, Dagmar, David Perry, Ian Scott & Christoph Clark Studio: Evil Angel Director: Christoph Clark Action: Straight, Anal, Double Penetration, Facials Scene One - Sandra Key & Ian Scott, David Perry & Christoph Clark: The sex starts off with a very young looking Sandra wearing a spiked collar, crotchless nylon shorts & high heels. She bends over the bed & Christoph does various & meaningless things to her asshole with the black glove. Sandra seems to enjoy it nevertheless. There's a lot of gaping & closeups for the extreme pervs out there. Christoph then leaves the room & leaves a note on Sandra's ass saying "Fuck me, Jam Ready", I dunno. Anyway, David Perry & Ian Scott enter, taking up Sandra on her offer. She breifly blows David Perry then immediately takes it up the ass. It all sounds hot and everything but Christoph keeps a direct angle from behind that doesn't really do anything for me. Both guys continue to rotate & take turns pounding away at Sandra's ass doggystyle for a good while.
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Valley Cheerleader Sorority 2
Release date: 7/10/2002
Reviewed on: 1/30/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Brandon Iron, Rick Masters, Scarlet Fever, Dillion Day, Ivy, Lee Stone, Kami, Kate Frost, Herschel Savage, Phoenix Ray
Studio: Outlaw
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 3 / 27 / 2001 Director: David Luger Cast: Kate Frost, Phoenix Ray, Kristina Black, Kami, Ivy, Brandon Iron, Dillion Day, Herschel Savage, Lee Stone, and Rick Masters Initial Expectations: This one looks kinda fun and has a decent director and some decent female talent, which gives me some hope. Initial Reaction: I think this feature would have been mentioned in the Geneva Convention if it was around then. Who Should Watch It : Insomniacs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whose fast forward button is broken Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, although it does get a little quiet in places. The video is also pretty good. Theres a little grain, but the lighting is normally very even and realistic. Music: None. Menus: The main menu has a little animation and a couple photos from the movie to give the feature a decent first impression. The chapter menu is pretty standard and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number.
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Private Gold 55: Gladiator 2
Release date: 10/14/2002
Reviewed on: 1/25/2003 by MLyons
Starring: David Perry, Mike Foster, Lisa, Julian St. Jox, Frank Gun, Julia, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Katalin, Steve Holmes, Cynthia, Sophie Evans, Claudio Meloni, James Brossman, Rita Faltoyano, Chris Taylor, Toni Ribas, Bob Terminator, Mandy Bright, Esther Virgin, Tchanka, Black Widow, Svytlana Pulse, Nike, Dieter Von Stein
Studio: Private
Directed by: Antonio Adamo
Review brief: Gladiator II Mike Lyons Reviews Studio Private Director Antonio Adamo Cast Rita Faltoyano, Black Widow, Katalin, Vanessa Virgin, Lisa, Sophie Evans, Nike, Cleare, Julia, Cynthia, Tchanka, Mandy Bright (Non-Sex), Toni Ribas, Frank Gun, Julian St. Jox, David Perry, James Brossman, Alberto Rey, Bob Terminator Genre Ambitious Feature, Euro-Babes Audio/Video Excellent Video.
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Where the Girls Sweat 7: Train Time
Release date: 10/3/2002
Reviewed on: 1/24/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Layla Jade, Michele Raven, Claudia Adkins, Kathy Anderson, Nikki Montana, Pamela Killman, Suzie Carina, Nicole De Rossi, Lenka Gaborova
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: Running Time: 93 min. Production Date: 8 / 24 / 2002 Director: Patrick Collins Cast: Layla Jade, Michele Raven, Patricie, Sara, Nikki, Pamela Killmen, Katerina Anderson, Pavla, Suzie, Sarah, Trixy, Karmen, Gabriella, and Claudia Atkins Initial Expectations: The little Ive heard of this one hasnt been too good, but with the cast I still have some decent expectations. Initial Reaction: Its more of a train wreck than anything. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of all girl action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a little variety with their all girl action Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay, but there are some noticeable changes in the balance during some of the scenes. Theres background noises, and their balance with the rest of the audio sometimes changes instantaneously. The video is okay, and the lighting is pretty even, but there are a few problems. The most noticeable problem is that the clarity isnt continuous right out to the edge of the screen.
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Open Trench
Release date: 7/26/2002
Reviewed on: 1/24/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Michael Vincenzo, Rafael, Eddie Moreno, Enrico Vega, Brad McGuire, Jackson Price, Adam Wolfe
Studio: IMD
Review brief: I thought this one would be good. The concept sounded exciting, the actors looked interesting, and Drew Warner as director promised a good film. I was wrong. This was one of the most tedious and boring films I have viewed in a long time. Warner was obviously falsely credited as editor because the film didnt appear to be edited much at all, and that, coupled with the fact that the director and actors seemed disinterested in the whole thing, gave us a film that promised much but delivered little. We start out with Jackson Price being tied to a padded sawhorse by Enrico Vega. Vega then proceeds to rim Price for a total of 15 minutes. Now 15 minutes is not too long a time if you are the one being rimmed. But watching someone else being rimmed in an unchanging position for 15 minutes is approximately 10 minutes too long! Price then gets Vega to move him over to a sling where he will have better access to his ass. Vega stuffs about a pint of lube up Jacksons ass and fills it with a large black dildo. This is followed by another slightly larger dildo.
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One Night Stand with Danielle Rogers
Release date: 12/9/2002
Reviewed on: 1/19/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Randy Spears, Danielle Rogers, Lynn Lemay, Cheri Taylor, Alice Springs
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Scotty Fox
Review brief: Running Time: 69 min. Production Date: 1990 Director: Scotty Fox Cast: Danielle Rogers, Sheri Taylor, Alice Springs, Lynn LeMay, Randy Spears, Tomy Byron, and Peter North Initial Expectations: Early nineties porn often leaves a lot to be desired for me, but with Danielle and Randy here Im willing to give it a chance. Initial Reaction: This one night stand should have been put to bed much earlier. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the cast Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting good technical aspects or a lot of hot sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio has a decent balance, but theres a loud hum in the background at some points. The video has a fair amount of grain and lousy lighting. It looks pretty close to a second generation VHS copy. Music: Its the typical loud and cheesy music that made porn in the early nineties so easy to make fun of. Menus: The main menu has a small clip of the movie. There is no chapter menu, which makes the DVD feel really cheap. The Feature: Randy Spears is having a mid-life crisis.
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Naughty College School Girls 25
Release date: 11/6/2002
Reviewed on: 1/13/2003 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Julian, Petra, Kitty Monroe, Lee Stone, Temptation, Foxy Lady, Aimee Tyler, Gen Padova
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: Naughty College Schoolgirls 25 Studio: Digital Sin Director: Tyrone Shoes Cast: Petra, Foxy Lady, Temptation, Gen Padova, Aimee, Lee Stone, Julian, Tony Tedeschi Running time: 1hr 16mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Ever get the feeling you've been here before? Ever get the feeling all these "teen" titles are merging into one? I don't know - if there's a difference between Digital Sin's Young as They Cum line and this one then it's barely noticeable.
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Bare Muscle
Release date: 1/29/2002
Reviewed on: 1/9/2003 by Billyjizz
Starring: Steve Tuck, Steve Hurley
Studio: Hot Desert Knights
Review brief: Leather and titpigs and bears, OH MY! After being mildly entertained by HDKs Dungeon Fuck Party (DFP), I decided to look further into the studios DVDs. This HDK selection, like DFP, is 100 sexno acting, no plot. It opens in the middle of a five-way scene among guys wearing leather harnesses and goes pretty much non-stop from there, beefy guys in various combinations having tough man-to-man sex. The film uses largely amateurs or at least quasi-amateurs. None of these stars are household names (at least if your house is filled with gay porn!) Steve Parker has been in some films, notably Fallen Angel IV (see reviews) and Steve Hurley specializes in furry features and has been a bunch of bearish DVDs and tapes from Catalina and others And little Steve Tuck has played the poor unfortunate fuck-ee in some films, as he does here. Ive always been attracted to this kind of sexhairy muscled guys slamming and sucking each other on the rough side, provided the guys are hot looking, in shape, and love what theyre doing. Well, in this flick most of them arent and dont.
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Monica Sweetheart Exposed
Release date: 8/21/2002
Reviewed on: 1/6/2003 by bono-ONE
Starring: Peter North, Randy West, Nellie Pierce, Ashley Adams, Monica Sweetheart, Barbie Dahl
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Well here we have a dvd promising to expose Monica Sweetheart but I think with how popular she is now that task would be quite hard and with the quality of this disc I know it is way to hard for anybody new to Monica to get to know her. I had similar problems with two other discs from the same company and both were titled such and such Exposed. What usually happens is one scene usually the first will play fine and then the picture will start freezing or stuttering and the audio will get out of sync with the performers so there is no way for you to enjoy either the girl or the scene. I would encourage anyone wanting to get an introduction to Monica Sweetheart to go and buy her My Plaything as you will get all the Monica you can handle and do yourself a favor and pass on this disc bigtime. For those wanting to know about what scenes make up these New Machine titles they are from the Up and Cummers series and also from the Real Female Masturbation series.
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G.I. Jocks
Release date: 11/18/2002
Reviewed on: 12/26/2002 by joeblow69
Starring: Randy Mixer, Randy White, Rob Cryston, Johnny Rahm, Alex Carrington, Marc Saber, Johnny Rey
Studio: VCA
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Director: Gregory Marks Cast: Johnny Rahm, Rob Cryston, Marc Saber, Alex Carrington, Randy White, Johnny Rey, Randy Mixer Story: As the story goes, these army buddies meet up every year for some kind of war games, where the loser gets fucked. We dont actually see the war games, but it sounds somewhat like paintball. (Or course, no one actually has any paint on them, so my guess is they all decided to skip the games and head straight to the sex.) What I Liked: Well, Ill give this flick 1 thing: Its filled to the brim with jockstraps! Damn near every person here is wearing a strap (initially), and not one is one of those boring white ones. Theres black ones, and blue ones, and green ones The first real sex scene (with Rob Cryston and Marc Saber) is actually decent. Rob is kind of a hit or miss guy for me. It usually depends on his partner whether or not I enjoy him.
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Sperma-Sadismus!
Release date: 12/22/2002
Reviewed on: 12/22/2002 by ICEFLOE5948
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: General information Movie title: Sperma-Sadismus! Translation: Sperm Sadism! Spoken language: German * Scenes: 3 Length: 82 mins * not much is said in GGG movies in general but in this one, absolutely nothing is said. About the DVD Picture: Good quality Sound: Direct and o.k. Menu: Play movie and Play Trailers Judging from the cover This girl is a cutie! (note the daisies in her hairs :D) The background image also shows a beautiful blonde with a massive amount of thick sperm on her forehead and another load of the same consistency being dispatched on her tongue! Other than that are images of the main girl being splashed in the traditional way. Compared to what can be found on other GGG covers, the content of this DVD looks rather soft and simple. The Girls Theres 7 of them including GGGs mascot Betty. In this movie, she is dressed in a black leather outfit and is dominating the other girls, making sure their mouths are being kept open.
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Huge Fuckin' Cocks 3
Release date: 9/12/2002
Reviewed on: 12/15/2002 by vodka tonic
Starring: Billy Glide, Julian, Nacho Vidal, Faith, Mika Tan, Layla Jade, Jazmine, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Jodie Moore
Studio: Leisure Time
Review brief: GENRE : straight / gonzo comp / size fetish TECHNICAL DETAILS : Image : pixellated Audio : poor Menu: basic, 5 chapters Extras : website, phone sex ads Duration : 60 mns (as opposed to 140 mns on cover) DIRECTOR : uncredited CAST : Jodie Moore, Layla Jade, Mika Tan, Faith, Jazzmine, Nacho Vidal, Lee Stone, Billy Glide, Brett Rockman, Julian SCENES BREAKDOWN : Faith & Nacho Vidal : As with any Nacho starrer, it's an intense moment worth buying this otherwise average comp. Nacho begins w. a lot of dynamic finger action on cute raven-haired Faith. He the tests her gag reflex, all the while slapping his balls on the girls' chin. At one point, Faith even manages to deep-throat the whole package, balls included. Then comes the missionary. Faith keeps her laced-up fuck-me high-heels platforms as Nacho pounds & pounds. Regaularly, the Spanish wonderboy withdraws to lick & lubricate the girl's snatch. The most impressive position featured here is an inverted sledgehammer I can't even begin to describe. It doesn't last long, but one has to see it to believe it.
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Amateur Video Public Sex In California
Release date: 8/4/2002
Reviewed on: 12/14/2002 by leakypickle
Studio: Leisure Time
Review brief: Yet another disappointment from Leisure Time. I suppose in the competition to get out a product that's "trendy", there will be plenty of sub-par items to choose from. This video is a prime example. Amateur Video...Public flashing..? Not really. While most scenes in this feature take place outdoors, it's obvious the taping is being done in secluded areas. Really no risk-taking here, which takes the fun out of what we're expecting. Much of the footage is even recycled from old porn movies...like from the 80s (check the poofy doos on the chicks). I give a zero for audio quality, as it is badly dubbed. I guess many studios do this ensure background noise is filtered out for clearer audio. What a shame...I'd much rather take my chances and hear the authentic moans, screams, etc...even if I have to put up with a little extra noise. The bottom line: This 4 hr DVD is nothing special and not what it is advertised to be. The women are fairly attractive and most of the scenes contain enthusiastic performances...but again, the footage is not true to it's description.
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Young Sluts, Inc. 7
Release date: 10/1/2002
Reviewed on: 12/10/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Joey Ray, Mariella, Juliana Kincaid, Estelle Lawrence, Deja Chan, Mackenzie Wilson, Redd Fields, Jordan Perry, Alex Rox, Scott Nails
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Kat Slater
Review brief: Running Time: 76 min. Production Date: 5 / 17 / 2002 Director: Kat Slater Cast: Deja Chan, Estelle Lawrence, Juliana Kincaid, Makenzie Wilson, Mariella, Alex Rox, Joey Ray, Jordan Perry, Scott Skools, and Red Fields Initial Expectations: I havent seen a lot from Hustler, so Im still trying to keep an open mind and get a feel for them. Initial Reaction: I think my cock fell asleep for most of this movie. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to watch women barely old enough to drive Who Should Avoid It: Everybody else Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, when its a non-sex moment. During the sex scenes, the background and music are normally the only noticeable audio. The video has a soft feel and is okay, but is hurt by the camera work. Theres a few blurry moments, uneven lighting, and a lot of camera shake in some of the scenes. Theres also a lot of fast zooms that make the feature a little rough to watch.
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Bite (New Machine)
Release date: 10/3/2002
Reviewed on: 12/7/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Randy West, Mike Horner, P.J. Sparxx, Buck Adams, Alicyn Sterling, Alexandria Quinn, Lorraine Day
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: Running Time: 69 min. Production Date: 1991 Director: Scotty Fox Cast: Alexandra Quinn, Alicyn Sterling, Lorraine Day, P. J. Sparxx, Buck Adams, Mike Horner, and Randy West Initial Expectations: New Machine has been doing an okay job with their early 1990s features. Im expecting another okay DVD here. Initial Reaction: Its pretty typical early 1990s porn, but still fun. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting some fun and light porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex or a great transfer Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and normally well balanced. The video shows a fair amount of grain that continues evenly to the edge of the screen, and feels like it might have been taken directly from VHS. The lighting is well done, and shows few unnecessary shadows, although there are a few remnants that flash by here and there. Music: The music blends classical music done on an organ to give it a creepy feel, with cheesy porn music. Both work very well for the movie, but are normally a bit loud.
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Release date: 1/25/2002
Reviewed on: 3/30/2003 by Saki
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), jessica drake, Allysin Embers, Adajja, Axl Hose, Tyler Wood, Alexis Fire, Rod Danger
Studio: Fallen Angel
Directed by: Luc Wylder
Review brief: Internal Affairs 3 (2001) Studio Adam & Eve / Fallen Angel Genre Cream pie fetish Director Luc Wylder Starring Jessica Drake, Evan Stone, Alexis Fire, Rob Danger, Allysin Embers, Axl Hose, Adajja, and Tyler Wood Running Time 1:26 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video chapter selection menu; 43-picture photo gallery (mix of hardcore and softcore); and 5 preview trailers Typical Watchers Cream pie lovers who don't mind fake boobs Typical Haters Non cream-pie lovers, the natural breast camp Replay Value None Themes Cream pies, toe sucking, anal sexCondoms None, of course If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy No recommendations  The cream pie fetish creates an interesting challenge to porn producers: find girls who are willing to have a guy ejaculate inside them in an age of "safer" sex and capture it in a visually exciting way. Luc Wylder solves the first problem for Internal Affairs 3 by using performers who are couples, such as Jessica Drake and Evan Stone, to do
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Release date: 2/21/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2003 by CAPSULE
Starring: Yvette, Brooke Daze
Studio: Works World Wide
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW WatchMeSuckDick.com 1 (74 min.) Featuring: The "Argentinian Beauty Queen," Brooke Daze, Nika Chanel, Valencia, and Yvette Synopsis: It's the first volume of this blowjob-only series. Overall: The production is slightly above the quality that leisure time and sunshine used to produce. That isn't saying much! There are better blowjob videos out there. DVD Quality: The quality is below-average to poor.  Extras: None. Likes: "Argentinean Beauty Queen" Dislikes: Nika Chanel and Yvette SEX HIGHLIGHTS: The woman known only as "The Argentinean Beauty Queen" is a cute brunette that has just enough indigenous features to differentiate her from a Spaniard.
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Release date: 2/18/2003
Reviewed on: 3/23/2003 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Tia, Lucy, Omar Williams, Roxana, Kirsti
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Omar Williams
Review brief: Big Omar's British Adventures: Women's Anal Academy Studio: VCA Director: Omar Williams Cast: Roxana, Lucy, Tia, Kirsti, Omar Williams Running time: 1hr 42mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 5.0 Note: this is a US edition of a movie released in Germany as Big Willy: Schwanz-Schule, and has a production date of July 2000. Credit www.bgafd.co.uk for info and IDs. I'm always somewhat bemused about the way British pornography almost uniquely promotes itself on a patriotic basis.
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Release date: 3/15/2003
Reviewed on: 3/14/2003 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Latin Connection
Review brief: Tex and Sevyn the two Latinos who open this dreary film are both excessively unattractive. They suck their limp dicks to no avail. Theres a bit of unpleasant rimming from one of them and they both jackoff. My advice: skip the scene. In the second scene Alexis and Maxx decided not to use condoms as the blurb before their scene tells us. Although these guys are better looking that the first two (something that was not hard at all to achieve) the sexregardless of the fact that they are not using condomsis only average at best. Both cum shots are repeated. T-Bone and Erik in scene three are the best lookers on the DVD. Their scene begins on a sofa. There is some conversation but we can understand what they are saying because the sound is awful. I assume its little more than Hi, there! Howve you been? Lets fuck. Because thats what they do. The final scene takes place in a locker room with Pothead and Danny. One of them has rotten teeth (Pothead?); the other is flabby (Danny?). As in each of the other scenes these guys have major erection problems.
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Release date: 1/16/2002
Reviewed on: 3/4/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Monika, Frank Gun, Eric Masterson, Frank Thring, Lucy, Sandor, Renato, Nicollete, Rita Faltoyano, Maya Divine, Lee Francis, Suzanna Wienold, Nannes Beaumont, Betty Love, Chris Mountain, Mallory, Britney, Thomas Stone, Veronica Carso, Christiane De Nerville, Christal, Vanda Vitus
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: 10 / 20 / 2000 Director: Frank Thring Cast: Wendy Divine, Betty, Tatyana, Daniella, Vanda, Christal, Lucky, Melony, Nicolette, Thomas Thone, Frank Gun, Rick Renato, Eric Masterson, and Alex in sexual roles, and Chris Taylor, Frank Thring, and Lee Francis in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: I bought this one as soon as I saw both Frank Thring and Wendy Divine were involved with it. With these two Im going in with high expectations. Initial Reaction: It beats cleaning the bathroom. Who Should Watch It : Fans of porn and James Bond movies, anybody who likes a little plot with some fairly nasty but drawn out sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a lot of Euro-style sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video are both pretty good. The audio is clear and doesnt have any kind of background noises, but the balance changed several times throughout the movie making me repeatedly adjust my volume. The video is also pretty good.
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Release date: 3/27/2002
Reviewed on: 2/17/2003 by Rieekan
Starring: Brandon Iron, Mark Davis, Darren James, Daniella Rush, Gia, Mark Wood, Lea de Mae, Flick Shagwell, Brian Pumper, Mark Ashley, Hope Rising, Judy Star
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: DIRECTOR: David Luger (2002). DURATION: ~140mins. STARRING: Daniella Rush, Flick Shagwell, Gia, Hope Rising, Judy Star & Lea de Mae, with Brandon Iron, Brian Pumper, Darren James, Marc Davis, Mark Ashley & Mark Wood. Â I bought World Class Ass because Id read so many good things about Red Light District and wanted to check one of the titles from the (then) new studio on the block. I wasnt quite sure what Id be getting but, based on what Id read, I was hoping for a new and interesting style, with hot women, hot sex and excellent production values. An initial glance through the discs trailers raised my expectations further. FEATURE PRESENTATION: The movies presentation is very straightforward - each scene starts with a little ass-shaking, followed by a few minutes of questions and then the sex begins. The scenes are filmed indoors in similarly unremarkable rooms; the only music is during the intros.
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Release date: 8/22/2001
Reviewed on: 2/16/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Panther, Cory Stevens, Caleb Stone, Mitch Ray, Casey Martin, Alex Mendex, Brett Thomas, Christian Diaz
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: Have fun and pretend Im not here. Thats what the cameraman tells to each of the couples that get it on in this film. The problem is they dont have fun, and you wont either. First up are two guys form South Florida. Hey, I though these were supposed to be Georgia peaches! They are Brett Thomas, an average looker with some chest hair and Mitch Ray, a bleached blond with the bushiest dark armpits I have seen. They perform in those dreadful white socks. The fuck appears to be bareback, but the camerawork is so poor in this film and as the fuck begins in medias res, one cant be sure. When Mitch cums, Brett licks it up, but we dont get a close-up of him doing it. Instead we have long shot. Jeez! Caleb Stone and Panther are the next couple. Caleb has no pubic hair and a big meaty dick that never gets hard despite Panthers best efforts. Panther is deliciously black and the lighting is so piss-poor that we are never able to see his features or his cock. I dont think Caleb ever sucks it anyway. Caleb finally got hard somehow because we find him fucking Panther.
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Release date: 1/9/2003
Reviewed on: 2/13/2003 by astroknight
Starring: T.T. Boy, Debi Diamond, Racquel Darrian, Bridgette Monroe, Kimberly Kane, Derek Lane
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Gordon Van Der Meer
Review brief: Running Time: 81 min. Production Date: 1990 Director: Gordon Vandermeer Cast: Racquel Darrian, Kimberly Kane, Debi Diamond, Jeff Golden, Derrick Lane, T. T. Boy, and Bridgette Monroe Initial Expectations: I have no clue why, but Im just not expecting too much here even though it does have Racquel Darrians ass in it. Initial Reaction: Its closer to kindling than an actual fire. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a light porno without any group action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a strong plot or nastier sex. Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are surprisingly good, enough so that I suspect the feature might have been remastered. The audio is clear and well balanced without any background noises. The video is also very clear, and barely even shows any grain. The only problem with the video is a small off color line at the bottom of the screen. Music: As with most early nineties porn, the music is cheesy and loud. It doesnt help the scenes, but it wouldnt seem like early nineties porno music without it.
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Release date: 11/5/2002
Reviewed on: 2/7/2003 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Carolina, Monica, Keyla, Geisa, Marcia, Cardina
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Racky Bloke
Review brief: More Than A Woman Studio: DVSX Director: Racky Bloke Cast: Carolina, Marcia, Sefora, Monica, Keyla, Geisa, Giovanni Valente, Maurinho Manson, Marcio Pitbul, Ageda Running time: 1hr 53mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 "More than a woman/More than a woman to meeee" Thus sang Tavares on their Saturday Night Fever hit, but alas my hopes of disco themed porn are misplaced. No polyester flares flapping, just flaccid dicks slapping. That's because More Than A Woman is, as the more on-the-ball viewers will already have surmised, a transsexual movie. As so many do, it highlights the travestis of Brazil and plays on the little surprise these ladies pack.
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Release date: 2/1/2003
Reviewed on: 2/1/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Review brief: Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: June 2002 Director: None Listed Cast: Karla St. James, Fran Lord, Donna Marie, Bonny Heart, Ashley, Maxine, Teona, Karina, Amber, Cloe, and an uncredited black guy and blonde Initial Expectations: When I met the people at Union Jaxxx at the Adult Expo, they seemed offended when I asked if they were on just VHS or both VHS and DVD. They told me they were only on DVD since theyre looking to the future. With that kind of attitude, I cant help but go in with some decent expectations. Initial Reaction: Yawn. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos main concern is watching somebody theyve never seen before. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants scenes that feel a little different from each other. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is balanced pretty well, but there are a few minor distractions throughout the feature. The video is very clear, and nicely mixes black and white and color footage. Music: The music, which isnt in all of the feature, is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.
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Release date: 5/19/2002
Reviewed on: 1/31/2003 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Jessica, David Perry, Nancy, Sandra, Karma, Jana, Ellen, Ian Scott, Christoph Clark
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: Title: Euro Hardball #7 Cast: Ellen, Sandra Key, Nancy, Karma, Jan, Dagmar, David Perry, Ian Scott & Christoph Clark Studio: Evil Angel Director: Christoph Clark Action: Straight, Anal, Double Penetration, Facials Scene One - Sandra Key & Ian Scott, David Perry & Christoph Clark: The sex starts off with a very young looking Sandra wearing a spiked collar, crotchless nylon shorts & high heels. She bends over the bed & Christoph does various & meaningless things to her asshole with the black glove. Sandra seems to enjoy it nevertheless. There's a lot of gaping & closeups for the extreme pervs out there. Christoph then leaves the room & leaves a note on Sandra's ass saying "Fuck me, Jam Ready", I dunno. Anyway, David Perry & Ian Scott enter, taking up Sandra on her offer. She breifly blows David Perry then immediately takes it up the ass. It all sounds hot and everything but Christoph keeps a direct angle from behind that doesn't really do anything for me. Both guys continue to rotate & take turns pounding away at Sandra's ass doggystyle for a good while.
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Release date: 7/10/2002
Reviewed on: 1/30/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Brandon Iron, Rick Masters, Scarlet Fever, Dillion Day, Ivy, Lee Stone, Kami, Kate Frost, Herschel Savage, Phoenix Ray
Studio: Outlaw
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 3 / 27 / 2001 Director: David Luger Cast: Kate Frost, Phoenix Ray, Kristina Black, Kami, Ivy, Brandon Iron, Dillion Day, Herschel Savage, Lee Stone, and Rick Masters Initial Expectations: This one looks kinda fun and has a decent director and some decent female talent, which gives me some hope. Initial Reaction: I think this feature would have been mentioned in the Geneva Convention if it was around then. Who Should Watch It : Insomniacs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whose fast forward button is broken Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, although it does get a little quiet in places. The video is also pretty good. Theres a little grain, but the lighting is normally very even and realistic. Music: None. Menus: The main menu has a little animation and a couple photos from the movie to give the feature a decent first impression. The chapter menu is pretty standard and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number.
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Release date: 10/14/2002
Reviewed on: 1/25/2003 by MLyons
Starring: David Perry, Mike Foster, Lisa, Julian St. Jox, Frank Gun, Julia, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Katalin, Steve Holmes, Cynthia, Sophie Evans, Claudio Meloni, James Brossman, Rita Faltoyano, Chris Taylor, Toni Ribas, Bob Terminator, Mandy Bright, Esther Virgin, Tchanka, Black Widow, Svytlana Pulse, Nike, Dieter Von Stein
Studio: Private
Directed by: Antonio Adamo
Review brief: Gladiator II Mike Lyons Reviews Studio Private Director Antonio Adamo Cast Rita Faltoyano, Black Widow, Katalin, Vanessa Virgin, Lisa, Sophie Evans, Nike, Cleare, Julia, Cynthia, Tchanka, Mandy Bright (Non-Sex), Toni Ribas, Frank Gun, Julian St. Jox, David Perry, James Brossman, Alberto Rey, Bob Terminator Genre Ambitious Feature, Euro-Babes Audio/Video Excellent Video.
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Release date: 10/3/2002
Reviewed on: 1/24/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Layla Jade, Michele Raven, Claudia Adkins, Kathy Anderson, Nikki Montana, Pamela Killman, Suzie Carina, Nicole De Rossi, Lenka Gaborova
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: Running Time: 93 min. Production Date: 8 / 24 / 2002 Director: Patrick Collins Cast: Layla Jade, Michele Raven, Patricie, Sara, Nikki, Pamela Killmen, Katerina Anderson, Pavla, Suzie, Sarah, Trixy, Karmen, Gabriella, and Claudia Atkins Initial Expectations: The little Ive heard of this one hasnt been too good, but with the cast I still have some decent expectations. Initial Reaction: Its more of a train wreck than anything. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of all girl action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a little variety with their all girl action Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay, but there are some noticeable changes in the balance during some of the scenes. Theres background noises, and their balance with the rest of the audio sometimes changes instantaneously. The video is okay, and the lighting is pretty even, but there are a few problems. The most noticeable problem is that the clarity isnt continuous right out to the edge of the screen.
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Release date: 7/26/2002
Reviewed on: 1/24/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Michael Vincenzo, Rafael, Eddie Moreno, Enrico Vega, Brad McGuire, Jackson Price, Adam Wolfe
Studio: IMD
Review brief: I thought this one would be good. The concept sounded exciting, the actors looked interesting, and Drew Warner as director promised a good film. I was wrong. This was one of the most tedious and boring films I have viewed in a long time. Warner was obviously falsely credited as editor because the film didnt appear to be edited much at all, and that, coupled with the fact that the director and actors seemed disinterested in the whole thing, gave us a film that promised much but delivered little. We start out with Jackson Price being tied to a padded sawhorse by Enrico Vega. Vega then proceeds to rim Price for a total of 15 minutes. Now 15 minutes is not too long a time if you are the one being rimmed. But watching someone else being rimmed in an unchanging position for 15 minutes is approximately 10 minutes too long! Price then gets Vega to move him over to a sling where he will have better access to his ass. Vega stuffs about a pint of lube up Jacksons ass and fills it with a large black dildo. This is followed by another slightly larger dildo.
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Release date: 12/9/2002
Reviewed on: 1/19/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Randy Spears, Danielle Rogers, Lynn Lemay, Cheri Taylor, Alice Springs
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Scotty Fox
Review brief: Running Time: 69 min. Production Date: 1990 Director: Scotty Fox Cast: Danielle Rogers, Sheri Taylor, Alice Springs, Lynn LeMay, Randy Spears, Tomy Byron, and Peter North Initial Expectations: Early nineties porn often leaves a lot to be desired for me, but with Danielle and Randy here Im willing to give it a chance. Initial Reaction: This one night stand should have been put to bed much earlier. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the cast Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting good technical aspects or a lot of hot sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio has a decent balance, but theres a loud hum in the background at some points. The video has a fair amount of grain and lousy lighting. It looks pretty close to a second generation VHS copy. Music: Its the typical loud and cheesy music that made porn in the early nineties so easy to make fun of. Menus: The main menu has a small clip of the movie. There is no chapter menu, which makes the DVD feel really cheap. The Feature: Randy Spears is having a mid-life crisis.
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Release date: 11/6/2002
Reviewed on: 1/13/2003 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Julian, Petra, Kitty Monroe, Lee Stone, Temptation, Foxy Lady, Aimee Tyler, Gen Padova
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: Naughty College Schoolgirls 25 Studio: Digital Sin Director: Tyrone Shoes Cast: Petra, Foxy Lady, Temptation, Gen Padova, Aimee, Lee Stone, Julian, Tony Tedeschi Running time: 1hr 16mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Ever get the feeling you've been here before? Ever get the feeling all these "teen" titles are merging into one? I don't know - if there's a difference between Digital Sin's Young as They Cum line and this one then it's barely noticeable.
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Release date: 1/29/2002
Reviewed on: 1/9/2003 by Billyjizz
Starring: Steve Tuck, Steve Hurley
Studio: Hot Desert Knights
Review brief: Leather and titpigs and bears, OH MY! After being mildly entertained by HDKs Dungeon Fuck Party (DFP), I decided to look further into the studios DVDs. This HDK selection, like DFP, is 100 sexno acting, no plot. It opens in the middle of a five-way scene among guys wearing leather harnesses and goes pretty much non-stop from there, beefy guys in various combinations having tough man-to-man sex. The film uses largely amateurs or at least quasi-amateurs. None of these stars are household names (at least if your house is filled with gay porn!) Steve Parker has been in some films, notably Fallen Angel IV (see reviews) and Steve Hurley specializes in furry features and has been a bunch of bearish DVDs and tapes from Catalina and others And little Steve Tuck has played the poor unfortunate fuck-ee in some films, as he does here. Ive always been attracted to this kind of sexhairy muscled guys slamming and sucking each other on the rough side, provided the guys are hot looking, in shape, and love what theyre doing. Well, in this flick most of them arent and dont.
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Release date: 8/21/2002
Reviewed on: 1/6/2003 by bono-ONE
Starring: Peter North, Randy West, Nellie Pierce, Ashley Adams, Monica Sweetheart, Barbie Dahl
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Well here we have a dvd promising to expose Monica Sweetheart but I think with how popular she is now that task would be quite hard and with the quality of this disc I know it is way to hard for anybody new to Monica to get to know her. I had similar problems with two other discs from the same company and both were titled such and such Exposed. What usually happens is one scene usually the first will play fine and then the picture will start freezing or stuttering and the audio will get out of sync with the performers so there is no way for you to enjoy either the girl or the scene. I would encourage anyone wanting to get an introduction to Monica Sweetheart to go and buy her My Plaything as you will get all the Monica you can handle and do yourself a favor and pass on this disc bigtime. For those wanting to know about what scenes make up these New Machine titles they are from the Up and Cummers series and also from the Real Female Masturbation series.
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Release date: 11/18/2002
Reviewed on: 12/26/2002 by joeblow69
Starring: Randy Mixer, Randy White, Rob Cryston, Johnny Rahm, Alex Carrington, Marc Saber, Johnny Rey
Studio: VCA
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Director: Gregory Marks Cast: Johnny Rahm, Rob Cryston, Marc Saber, Alex Carrington, Randy White, Johnny Rey, Randy Mixer Story: As the story goes, these army buddies meet up every year for some kind of war games, where the loser gets fucked. We dont actually see the war games, but it sounds somewhat like paintball. (Or course, no one actually has any paint on them, so my guess is they all decided to skip the games and head straight to the sex.) What I Liked: Well, Ill give this flick 1 thing: Its filled to the brim with jockstraps! Damn near every person here is wearing a strap (initially), and not one is one of those boring white ones. Theres black ones, and blue ones, and green ones The first real sex scene (with Rob Cryston and Marc Saber) is actually decent. Rob is kind of a hit or miss guy for me. It usually depends on his partner whether or not I enjoy him.
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Release date: 12/22/2002
Reviewed on: 12/22/2002 by ICEFLOE5948
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: General information Movie title: Sperma-Sadismus! Translation: Sperm Sadism! Spoken language: German * Scenes: 3 Length: 82 mins * not much is said in GGG movies in general but in this one, absolutely nothing is said. About the DVD Picture: Good quality Sound: Direct and o.k. Menu: Play movie and Play Trailers Judging from the cover This girl is a cutie! (note the daisies in her hairs :D) The background image also shows a beautiful blonde with a massive amount of thick sperm on her forehead and another load of the same consistency being dispatched on her tongue! Other than that are images of the main girl being splashed in the traditional way. Compared to what can be found on other GGG covers, the content of this DVD looks rather soft and simple. The Girls Theres 7 of them including GGGs mascot Betty. In this movie, she is dressed in a black leather outfit and is dominating the other girls, making sure their mouths are being kept open.
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Release date: 9/12/2002
Reviewed on: 12/15/2002 by vodka tonic
Starring: Billy Glide, Julian, Nacho Vidal, Faith, Mika Tan, Layla Jade, Jazmine, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Jodie Moore
Studio: Leisure Time
Review brief: GENRE : straight / gonzo comp / size fetish TECHNICAL DETAILS : Image : pixellated Audio : poor Menu: basic, 5 chapters Extras : website, phone sex ads Duration : 60 mns (as opposed to 140 mns on cover) DIRECTOR : uncredited CAST : Jodie Moore, Layla Jade, Mika Tan, Faith, Jazzmine, Nacho Vidal, Lee Stone, Billy Glide, Brett Rockman, Julian SCENES BREAKDOWN : Faith & Nacho Vidal : As with any Nacho starrer, it's an intense moment worth buying this otherwise average comp. Nacho begins w. a lot of dynamic finger action on cute raven-haired Faith. He the tests her gag reflex, all the while slapping his balls on the girls' chin. At one point, Faith even manages to deep-throat the whole package, balls included. Then comes the missionary. Faith keeps her laced-up fuck-me high-heels platforms as Nacho pounds & pounds. Regaularly, the Spanish wonderboy withdraws to lick & lubricate the girl's snatch. The most impressive position featured here is an inverted sledgehammer I can't even begin to describe. It doesn't last long, but one has to see it to believe it.
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Release date: 8/4/2002
Reviewed on: 12/14/2002 by leakypickle
Studio: Leisure Time
Review brief: Yet another disappointment from Leisure Time. I suppose in the competition to get out a product that's "trendy", there will be plenty of sub-par items to choose from. This video is a prime example. Amateur Video...Public flashing..? Not really. While most scenes in this feature take place outdoors, it's obvious the taping is being done in secluded areas. Really no risk-taking here, which takes the fun out of what we're expecting. Much of the footage is even recycled from old porn movies...like from the 80s (check the poofy doos on the chicks). I give a zero for audio quality, as it is badly dubbed. I guess many studios do this ensure background noise is filtered out for clearer audio. What a shame...I'd much rather take my chances and hear the authentic moans, screams, etc...even if I have to put up with a little extra noise. The bottom line: This 4 hr DVD is nothing special and not what it is advertised to be. The women are fairly attractive and most of the scenes contain enthusiastic performances...but again, the footage is not true to it's description.
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Release date: 10/1/2002
Reviewed on: 12/10/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Joey Ray, Mariella, Juliana Kincaid, Estelle Lawrence, Deja Chan, Mackenzie Wilson, Redd Fields, Jordan Perry, Alex Rox, Scott Nails
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Kat Slater
Review brief: Running Time: 76 min. Production Date: 5 / 17 / 2002 Director: Kat Slater Cast: Deja Chan, Estelle Lawrence, Juliana Kincaid, Makenzie Wilson, Mariella, Alex Rox, Joey Ray, Jordan Perry, Scott Skools, and Red Fields Initial Expectations: I havent seen a lot from Hustler, so Im still trying to keep an open mind and get a feel for them. Initial Reaction: I think my cock fell asleep for most of this movie. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to watch women barely old enough to drive Who Should Avoid It: Everybody else Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, when its a non-sex moment. During the sex scenes, the background and music are normally the only noticeable audio. The video has a soft feel and is okay, but is hurt by the camera work. Theres a few blurry moments, uneven lighting, and a lot of camera shake in some of the scenes. Theres also a lot of fast zooms that make the feature a little rough to watch.
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Release date: 10/3/2002
Reviewed on: 12/7/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Randy West, Mike Horner, P.J. Sparxx, Buck Adams, Alicyn Sterling, Alexandria Quinn, Lorraine Day
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: Running Time: 69 min. Production Date: 1991 Director: Scotty Fox Cast: Alexandra Quinn, Alicyn Sterling, Lorraine Day, P. J. Sparxx, Buck Adams, Mike Horner, and Randy West Initial Expectations: New Machine has been doing an okay job with their early 1990s features. Im expecting another okay DVD here. Initial Reaction: Its pretty typical early 1990s porn, but still fun. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting some fun and light porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex or a great transfer Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and normally well balanced. The video shows a fair amount of grain that continues evenly to the edge of the screen, and feels like it might have been taken directly from VHS. The lighting is well done, and shows few unnecessary shadows, although there are a few remnants that flash by here and there. Music: The music blends classical music done on an organ to give it a creepy feel, with cheesy porn music. Both work very well for the movie, but are normally a bit loud.
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