Sex Hotel Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  4/19/2006

This is not a hotel I will stay at again. Except for the first scene it offers little in the way of amenities.

In the first scene we find a hunky handsome Canadian stud. As “Sloan” is tattooed on his bicep I assume that’s his name. He strips to reveal a body than gym built. He showers and his dick begins to grow. When he returns to the bed he is asked to show his trick. His trick is that without moving any other part of his body (his torso and hips remain absolutely still) he can make his cock spin around like an airplane propeller. This prime hunk of Canadian beef then goes over to a full-length mirror and coats it with his cum. Had I checked out of the hotel at this point I would have been a happier man. Unfortunately I stayed around.

Scott—a not bad looking young guy wearing a cockring—is looking at magazines and playing with a penis pump. He telephones his buddy Danny. He tells Danny he is horny and invites Danny over to alleviate that condition. Danny arrives they suck but despite their cock rings can’t get ‘em up. Danny tires the penis pump. It’s doesn’t help. Scott tries to fuck Danny but can’t get it in. Danny pokes a dildo in Scott’s ass as Scott jacks off. It’s a mere dribble. Hoping against hope that the dildo has opened up Scott’s ass, Danny—cockring intact—has an abortive attempt to enter Scott’s butt. He too must settle for a hand job.

Again leafing though a magazine we find another solo performer (Indeed all have in fact been solo performers so far.) This guy is narcissistic with very little reason. He likes guys on his knees before him he says as he like the power. He strips to reveal he has clipped off his pubic hair to make his cock look bigger. He then starts to jack off and it went on so long I got truly bored. So I was happier than he was when he finally came. We then have to watch him shower. He drops the soap but there’s no one there to take advantage of it.

The next performer to read a magazine is a scruffy blond. He calls a friend to come over. (What a paucity of invention and imagination with these scenes beginning the same way. Just add performers and stir.) A chunky kid arrives. They kiss. They love to kiss and are glued mouth to mouth in this scene more than they are mouth to cock. The kid strips and now they are both naked. I’m worried about this kid as his legs look as though he’s been running naked through a briar patch. Not very appetizing. After lots more kissing Scruffy goes down on the kid’s dick. There 69 is interrupted with the suggestion they shower. As they are showering a knock is heard on the bathroom door and another guy enters. He strips to join them. He slender with lots of hair on his chest and little on his head. He’s better looking than either of them and has a nice cock. After some sucking they dry off and go into the bedroom the new guy and Chunky are fucked. The newcomer leaves and Chunky is fucked again. It’s not very arousing but at least these guys can get it up and in. Condoms are used.

My advice: check in to get it on with the Canuck hunk and then check out of this dump.