Re-Penetrator Review

Well if you don't have a bloody she-hulk fantasy, this alt porn short is not for you. Re-Penetrator, a clever title and originally released as on the Burning Angel website, is a spoof of all the schlocky horror movies out there. Usually kids would have sex and then the bad guy would kill them. Except this time, Joanna Angel is a zombie reanimated by mad scientist Tommy Pistol and the first thing that comes out of her mouth (besides the fake blood) is "Balls" in a spoof off the zombie mantra, "Brains".

I've reviewed zombie porn before in Dawn of the Head but this release takes it to another level. Where a zombie Gia Paloma in Dawn was ferally attractive, Joanna (who I think is very attractive behind the gunk) looks like a repulsive cartoon character. I made the mistake of watching the director's cut where there is fake blood everywhere. Joanna gurgles fake blood as she blows Tommy. Her pussy oozes fake blood when Tommy eats her. The sex was just standard if you can get past all the schlock. I thought the point of porn is to arouse the viewer and I'm no necrophile as I expect the rest of the population is. This movie won AVN's most outrageous sex scene (and the movie is just one scene) and I can accept that although I'd change outrageous to ludicrous.

What I found more interesting are the extras where we get three burning angel shorts to fill out the dvd. They're titled School Bus Bitches, Caulk & Bawls, and the Jizzperiment where Joanna's true alternative beauty is shown off albeat with a watermark. Behind the Scenes is a retrospective interview with Joanna and Tommy and some other dude rather than a "making of" which would've been more interesting.

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