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Lactamania 2
Release date: 11/19/2002
Reviewed on: 5/21/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Sahara Sands, Sam Strong, Tina Owen, T.C.
Studio: Totally Tasteless
Review brief: Running Time: 96 min. (cover states approx. 90 min.) Production Date: 11 / 21 / 1995 (feature) 11 / 06 / 2002 (cover) Director: Loretta Sterling Cast: Sahara Sands, Krystal Knight, Corky James, Tina Owen, Mora Cumming, Lydia Splitz, Jenny Lewis, Sam Strong, T.C., and a few others in sexual roles and The Bogas Bros. in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: I have a feeling Im being lured to this one like a mosquito into the bug zapper. Initial Reaction: Theres plenty of hot stuff, but I cant help but think that whoever made this DVD gets brought to work by the short bus. Who Should Watch It : Fans of milkin mamas! Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting decent technical aspects or anybody who thinks breast feeding should stop by the time youre able to drive a car Audio /Video Quality: The audio is supposedly presented in Dolby, as you get the Dolby Digital lead-in before the main menu. Its definitely on separate channels, as the music normally came out of the left side while the audio for the scene came out of the right side.
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YA: Young and Anal 9
Release date: 2/26/2003
Reviewed on: 5/21/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Elena, Tyce Bune, Teri Starr, Jay Ashley, John West, Kelli Dean, Maria Marina
Studio: JM Productions
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: J.M. productions presents Starring Elena, Maria Marina, Kelli Dean, and Teri Starr with John West, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Jay Ashley, and Tyce Bune. Produced and Created by Jeff Steward Directed by Jim Powers SCENE ONE : Elena, a pretty good looking Russian girl, wearing overalls and a gray shirt underneath, walks into a room, in what is supposed to be her first year of college, to learn English from Tyce Bune, who plays a teacher. After a lengthy and ridiculous setup, which continues throughout much of the scene, he finally frees her small natural tits and sucks on em, moving on to help her out of her pants. As she sits on a desk, he pulls her panties aside and goes down on, and fingers, her bald pussy before he frees his cock for her to suck on. The fucking starts with some vaginal, and moves onto the anal, with the ridiculous English lessons carrying on throughout, and to end a pretty decent scene, that couldve been a slightly better, he cums on her stomach.
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Russian Holiday (YMAC)
Release date: 7/14/2003
Reviewed on: 5/18/2003 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Man's Best
Review brief: Weird! Really weird! This oddity opens with a group of skinny naked Russian youths with small branches of leaves in the hair dancing around a smoldering campfire. Suddenly, another skinny young man and a skinny young girl appear as if by magic. One of the youths goes forward to suck the young twinks dick; another goes forward to sniff the beaver and munch the carpet. I dont know who these forest spirits are, but Im calling the Oberon and Tit-ania. This evolves into a line of dick suckers. Then with a gesture from Oberon everyone gets in a semi-circle and with a Tarzan-like grunt he orders them to come one by one and suck on his cock as Tit-ania sits on the suckers back. After all have had a suck, he masturbates. Then the guys circle around him whooping like a pack of wild Indians. Oberon then orders them to stop. They pick up Ti-ania had hold her while she sucks Oberons dick. Then they turn her around so Oberon can leave it to beaver. He doesnt cum. They then carry her to a sheet and wrap her up in it. Oberon performs a dance waving branches around the wrapped body.
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Perverted Passions
Release date: 5/21/2001
Reviewed on: 5/18/2003 by Endorphin
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Sindee Coxx, Peter North, Mila, Charlie, Ron Jeremy, Marc Wallice, Tera Heart, Ericka Lockett, Eden, Guy DiSilva, Jay Ashley
Studio: Puritan
Review brief: Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Ericka Lockett, Charlie, Mila, Davia Ardell, Tera Heart, Eden, Sindee Coxxx,Peter North, Guy Disilva, Marc Wallice, Paul Starr, Ron Jeremy, Jay Ashley Pros: Tera Heart's body and legs!, Charlie!, underwater cumshot Cons: Mila shoots white stuff out of her ass, scene in a dump, Ron Jeremy, I don't find the sound of underwater breathers to be erotic, nor do I find a rat to be erotic Features: a few trailers and other junk Witches Brew Charlie, Mila, and Davia Ardell have make out on a blue tarp surrounded by jack o lanterns and torches (Who's gonna get voted off?). The scene tries to be artsy with slo mo and all, but I really don't care for cheap porn trying to be creative. Just let the people fuck, leave the visual effects to Andrew Blake. The scene is OK. Oiled up lesbians are always a good thing. Then, I get grossed out when Mila shoots white stuff (milk?) out of her asshole (I vote Mila off the island).
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Anal Fever 2 (Anarchy Films)
Release date: 4/2/2003
Reviewed on: 5/17/2003 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Brandon Iron, Tyce Bune, Chennin Blanc, Layla Jade, Cheyne Collins, Kelly Fire, Brandi Lyons, Brett Rockman, Hamilton Steele, Jackie Moore
Studio: Anarchy
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Review brief: Anal Fever #2 Studio: Anarchy Films Director: Corey Jordan Cast: Jackie Moore, Brandi Lyons, Kelly Steele, Layla Jade, Chennin Blanc, Brandon Iron, Cheyne Collins, Tyce Bune, Hamilton Steele, Brett Rockman Running time: 1hr 30mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Having been disappointed by the first edition of Anal Fever but pleasantly surprised by Corey Jordan's own movie Up Your Bum, with its colourful cast of British talent, I was intrigued to see what Jordan would make of this line for the developing Anarchy studio.
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All Amateur Video .com
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Works World Wide
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 100 min. Production Date: 1 / 1 / 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Stacy, Paola, Astrid, Gabrielle, Niki, and a few guys Initial Expectations: dildosensations.com wasnt too bad. Since this is a newer release than that Im hoping for a little more here. Initial Reaction: Although the last couple scenes were okay, the rest reminded me of why remotes have fast forward buttons. Who Should Watch It : Prison inmates Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants passable technical qualities or sex Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects vary quite a bit through the movie. Unfortunately, very little of it is close to average. The audio is very basic and has more than a few problems. Theres background noises and more than a few balance problems. There are a few areas that also look like they might have been dubbed, but from the look and sound of this one, I doubt anybody involved with this feature has that much skill. The video isnt any better. The lighting is okay, but its so pixelated that VHS would be a step up.
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New Zealand Girls Exposed
Release date: 3/5/2003
Reviewed on: 5/12/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Directed by: Jon Yuma
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 7 / 2002 Director: Jon Yuma Cast: Holly Watters, Toni King, Jodie Cahill, Brook Adams (who was previously listed as Savannah), Kay Wolfe, Andy Wild, Rogert Hornhill, Harry Corne, William Money, and Steve Parnell Initial Expectations: I wasnt too impressed with Sex Around the World: New Zealand, and Im not expecting much different here. Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting fresh faces and a bit of artistic camera work Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something with a lot of heat and energy or who doesnt like tattoos Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best. There are a few background noises, such as the talent being given directions, the cameraman talking with the still photographer, and somebody playing piano in the room next to where the scenes are shot. The actual sex audio is also often a bit on the soft side.
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Sex Around the World: New Zealand
Release date: 2/20/2003
Reviewed on: 5/11/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Andy Wilde, Kay Wolfe, Jodie Cahill, Geneve Wai, Holly Walters, Mike Cahill, Harry Corne, William Money, Steve Parnell
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Directed by: Jon Yuma
Review brief: Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 7 / 22 / 2002 Director: Jon Yuma Cast: Holly Watters, Jodie Cahill, Savannah, Kay Wolfe, Geneve Wai, Andy Wild, Mike Cahill, Harry Corne, William Money, and Steve Parnell Initial Expectations: Jon Yuma has impressed me behind the camera in the past. Im really curious to see what he does here. Initial Reaction: It tries merging artistic direction with amateur porn with weak results Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to watch first timers with an artistic movie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants their sex a bit more straightforward Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best. There are a few background noises, such as the cameraman sniffing, and the actual sex is often a bit on the soft side. The video has a soft feel that approaches film slightly, which I think is deliberate as Jon Yuma has a reputation for being a bit artistic in his approaches. There are also frequent split screen views and a bit of non-anamorphic widescreen which furthers the artistic feel of the scenes.
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Private Presents: DVD Sampler 5
Release date: 7/3/2002
Reviewed on: 5/9/2003 by Rieekan
Studio: Private
Review brief: DIRECTOR: Various. DURATION: ~56 minutes (scenes). STARRING: Michelle Wild & Sophie Evans, with Ramon Nomar & Toni Ribas, and other performers. DVD Sampler 5 presents information for 264 Private titles, 20 trailers, 3 full scenes and contact details for resellers. I received this promotional disc for free and quite like the idea, even if the execution in this case is a little lacking. Although I was impressed by the scenes, there really isnt much to the rest of the disc. The trailers are too short at only 1-2 minutes each and the information (languages, subtitles, length, list of extras) too limited to make a confident buying decision. Also the discrepancy between the total number of titles listed and the small number of trailers was too uneven. Scene 1). The first of the three scenes comes from Private Reality 3 and credits its performers (Sophie Evans with Ramon Nomar & Toni Ribas), which was a nice inclusion. The video quality was sharp and the attention to detail obvious, though I wasnt thrilled with the letterboxing.
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Casting Couch 2 (Brookland Brothers)
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/7/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Maria [I] (ambiguous), Jennifer, Misery
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 80 min. (cover states 64 min.) Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Jennifer, Maria, Misery, and a few unnamed guys Initial Expectations: I havent been impressed by much of anything the Brookland Brothers have done so far. Im not expecting anything to change here. Initial Reaction: Its probably the best out of this series, but that isnt saying too much. Who Should Watch It : Amateur porn fans without much money Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants full sex scenes or decent technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio is just a couple steps above suck. Its often clear, but frequently the music is the only audio you have. Theres also a fair amount of dubbing, which always turns me off. The video, however, is surprisingly good even when one doesnt consider how horribly done the audio is. Its normally well lit and shows hardly any grain, but there are a few soft focus problems.
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Erotic City (NuTech)
Release date: 8/25/2000
Reviewed on: 5/7/2003 by classic connoisseur
Starring: Amber Lynn, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Jacqueline Lorians, Joanna Storm, John Leslie, Harry Reems, Aurora, Laurie Smith, Jay Serling
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Review brief: Year: 1985 Length: 86 minutes Even though this is part of the NuTech line of Classic dvd collecion series this is certainly no classic. You might think it is by looking at the cast involved (Harry Reems, Jamie Gillis, John Leslie, Amber Lynn) and directed by Robert McCallum, but unfortunately the sex and the storyline to this movie are severely lacking. The plot to this story is supposed to be something similar to that of a soap opera, but I didn't find it to be any more similar to a soap opera than any other porn film I've seen. Basically the problem is that there was no plot at all and this is a problem in a porn film that pretends to have a plot. This movie pretended to have a story line and it had just enough to get in the way but not enough to make any sense, so this is one problem. Either they should have just went wall to wall sex with this one or have developed the story line more fully and made a full feature sex film out of this movie.
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Dirty Western, A
Release date: 3/19/2003
Reviewed on: 5/3/2003 by Flash
Starring: Barbara Bourbon, Levi Richards, Richard O'Neal, Starlyn Simone, April Grant, Dick Payne, Vern Rossi, Gloria Hope
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Adele Robbins
Review brief: Although A Dirty Western has a lot of aspects going for it, like its excellent locations and costumes and decent plot, I can't recommend this film to anyone as most people will hate this film, me included. The film is unrelentlessly brutal to the females throughout most of the scenes which will be a complete turn-off for most viewers. If you like plot based films with some poor looking men and have a coercion fetish, then this might be the film for you, everyone else should steer clear.
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Pop That Cherry
Release date: 3/7/2003
Reviewed on: 4/29/2003 by aybesea
Starring: Jazz, Cheyne Collins, Kalani, Tyler Wood, Brett Rockman, Gen Padova, Cindy Crawford, Jasmine Lynn, Frazer, Barbie Lane, Kailani Lopez, Jazz Duro, Frazier Luvitt
Studio: Anarchy
Directed by: Dale Jordan, Corey Jordan
Review brief: Expectations Anarchy is a brand new studio, so I have no feel for their releases. They have announced several titles that sound interesting, but the proof is in the pudding (as they say). Capsule Review This is a highly inconsistent movie. At it's best, it is a little above average. At it's worst, it is terrible. Technical The technicals here leave a lot to be desired. The entire flic has a "produced on the cheap" feel to it. The video is never quite crisp. The audio is never quite clear. Not that they are bad, just not good. This is definitely b-grade production quality. Director Dale & Corey Jordan Extras Behind the scenes, trailers, photo gallery Target Audience Barely legal fans Scene Review Note: There is no way of positviely ID'ing the girls in this flic. I have done my best to ferret it out, but Anarchy needs to correct this deficiency pronto! Scene 1 - Kalani Kalani is a brunette with a fair amount of baby fat. I like my girls long & lean and Kalani falls a little short of that standard.
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Anal Addiction (VCA Xplicit)
Release date: 3/24/2003
Reviewed on: 4/24/2003 by bono-ONE
Starring: Tyce Bune, Randee Lee, Guy DiSilva, Bruno, Cherry Mirage, Tawny Ocean, Dominique Dewitt, Matt Jade, Jeff Lee
Studio: Xplicit
Directed by: Nasty Timmy
Review brief: Well one look at this movies title should give you an idea of what it's about, anal sex. To bad there really isn't a lot of it but that's another story. I love seeing anal sex as much as the next person but when it's without any real passion then it doesn't do a thing for me. I see Stryc-9 or Cherry Mirage to some of you, is in this movie but even her scene can't bring this movie up to any level close to getting my cock hard. Sorry to be a downer but I will describe what happens in each scene because the girls are for the most part really nice looking but the action just wasn't there for me. Let's get to the finer points of this dvd. Stryc-9: I see this hottie is leading this film off and right away she starts with some cock sucking to her man, Guy Disilva. You also see her nice round ass in full detail and folks Cherry does have a hot body with beautiful large melons but sadly this scene doesn't show her off very well.
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Candida Royalle's Eyes of Desire 2
Release date: 8/6/2002
Reviewed on: 4/21/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Missy, Steve Drake, Rebecca Lord, Lexington Steele, Mickey G., Jeannie Pepper, Ramon Fernandez
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Candida Royalle
Review brief: Running Time: 80 min., which includes twelve minutes of scenes from Eyes of Desire (the cover states approx. 71 min.) Production Date: 01 / 1998 Director: Candida Royalle Cast: Missy, Mickey G., Rebecca Lord, Jeannie Pepper, Steve Drake, Ramon Fernandez, and Lexington Steele Initial Expectations: Eyes of Desire seemed like a very good start, so Im looking forward to seeing where Candida takes this one. Initial Reaction: Unfortunately, it suffers badly from sequel-itis. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something thats emotionally driven and anybody who values the foreplay more than the actual fucking Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see a lot of penetration shots or pop shots Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced for the most part, but there are a few of the background noises that do creep up into the foreground. The video is often a bit dark, and unlike many of Femmes other movies, the shadows interfere with things quite a bit here and hold back the entire movie.
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Betty Die Schluck-Weltmeisterin
Release date: 9/5/2002
Reviewed on: 4/21/2003 by Grammarian
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: This is my second GGG review. As I mentioned in my first review of Die Spermakoenigin I want to first focus on the poorer GGG releases before I get to the good stuff in the hopes that my contribution will save someone some money and disappointment. Betty - Die Schluckweltmeisterin is...well, I can't watch it. I suggest you just read Mercury's review. He's pretty much summed it up. My theory is that Betty recognizes that JT doesn't appear to have any trouble finding an endless horde of girls that are generally more attractive and better-adjusted than she is and she's starting to get an inferiority complex. So she overacts and makes funny faces while getting plastered. Well, dear Betty, everyone knows the avg. porn actress' career is 3 years. Maybe it's time for you to get a job in the front office. IMO JT finally is seeing that Betty has become a liability for GGG and that's why she isn't seen much anymore. Basically, she's become over-the-top raunchy without any trace of eroticism.
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Private X-Treme 4: Alpine Sex
Release date: 12/13/2002
Reviewed on: 4/20/2003 by Flash
Starring: David Perry, Kelly White, Gina Blonde, Vanessa Virgin, Patricia Diamond, Greg Centauro, Csoky Ice, Kate Mors, Kyra Cat
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel
Review brief: If you are a fan of snowy locations and anal sex, this is a film you should check out. If you are a fan of plot based adult films or variety in the sex acts, you should pass on this title and go for something else.
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Big Omar's Sex Toy Party
Release date: 2/18/2003
Reviewed on: 4/20/2003 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Simone, Suzie, Becky [I] (ambiguous), Omar Williams, Chantelle
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Omar Williams
Review brief: Big Omar's Sex Toy Party Studio: VCA Director: Omar Williams Cast: Suzie, Simone, Chantelle, Becky, Omar, "Burt" Running time: 1hr 47mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 In this light-hearted but extremely low-budget caper from British cocksman-cum-director Omar, our "hero" finds himself a job as a sex toy sales rep, providing plenty of scope for easy laughs and highly predictable encounters with randy housewives. Simone Omar picks up an ad for a job as a door-to-door salesman, selling sex toys.
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Indian XXX Girls 4: Tantra Fick Paradies
Release date: 8/16/2001
Reviewed on: 4/18/2003 by The Dude
Studio: Sex Top
Review brief: While the girls are hot, they are definitely not into the male actor, who appears in all the scenes. The sex is totally uninspiring. The girls look extremely bored. The sound is terrible, and obviously dubbed. The only thing going for it, is that it has good looking Indian women in it.
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British & Barely 18 2
Release date: 4/14/2003
Reviewed on: 4/18/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Review brief: Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: 10 / 03 / 2002 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Karla St. James, Fran Lord, Donna Marie, Bonny Heart, Ashley, Maxine, Teona, Karina, Amber, Cloe, and a couple guys Initial Expectations: I wasnt at all impressed with British and Barely 18 #1, and Im not expecting much more here. Initial Reaction: Theres a couple good scenes here, but most of its easily skipped. Who Should Watch It : Fans of female masturbation Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see that the women are really enjoying sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is balanced pretty well, but there are a few minor distractions throughout the feature. The video is very clear, and nicely mixes black and white and color. Music: The music rests softly in the background of the movie, and at times is so quiet that you barely even know its there. Disc Problems / Complaints: Theres no time stamp for the feature. As Ive said numerous times in the past, this always ticks me off and makes the DVD feel cheap to me.
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Joe Gage Sex Files 1: Jack-Off Party at Billy Bob's
Release date: 3/24/2003
Reviewed on: 4/13/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Jeremy Steele, York Powers, Lex Kyler, Dick Tracy, Damian Steele, Deacon Frost, Walt Waters, Rhett O'Hara, Derek Dewars, John Carlos, Michael Gomez, Michael Knight [II] (gay)
Studio: MSR Releasing
Directed by: Joe Gage
Review brief: The subtitle is Billy Bobs Jack-off Party. Billy Bob is seen setting up for the eventputting sheets on the furniture, setting out magazines and lube, etc. Cousin Jesse arrives early, pops on a straight video and pops out his cock. Cousin Jesse has coal black hair on his head and above his cut cock. Five oclock shadow gives a rugged manliness to his face. He (nor any other of these dudes) removes his shirt so I can tell about his torso. The white t-shirt suggests a good firm, slim body. His cock is average. The frequent cuts to the video he is watching showing flopping tits and a cock going into snatch may be a bit off-putting for most gay viewers. The sounds coming from the TV was enough to let us know it was a straight videothe sound of a moaning porn bitch in heat. Jesse cums and we cut back to the video to see the cock deposit some spoo on the cunt hair. Earl and Jeff arrive. Jesse has vanished but the porn tape is still playing. A woman is sucking several dicks. She is doing it very badly. Jeff is built like a beer-guzzling red neck.
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My Cock Your Mouth
Release date: 1/6/2002
Reviewed on: 4/6/2003 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Manzworld
Review brief: I really sneer at compilations even though some of them offer some pretty good scenes. I never buy them, but often a kindly seller sends me one as a freebie along with a purchase. On a lazy Saturday I will slip one of these comp-vids into the DVD player and give it a look. In MY COCK YOUR MOUTH we have only 6 scenes, which is about 15 less than normal. They are as follows: 1. A chunky (i.e. going to fat) bear surprises a slender young thief and is soon letting the thief have access to the family jewels. Chunky also shows interest in the thiefs equipment. He does indeed have a nice jimmy even if it never gets stiff. Then, as in all crime capers, the thief gets it in the end. 2. Another Beauty & the Beast scene follows. Here we have another pasta-loving bear and a slender young bear. Young bear is very sexy. Pasta Bear goes after Pretty Bears noodle, which remains limp. Pretty Bear has better luck on Pasta Bears ziti. He is a good fellationist (No, he doesnt collect stamps) and he could noodle around with me any day.
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Position Impossible
Release date: 9/6/2000
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Hall Ross, Anthony Mengetti, Ted Lowe, Frank Sterling, Billy Boulders, Dave Davison
Studio: Men of Odyssey
Review brief: There was a terrible old joke I heard in high school: Why does a dog lick his balls? Answer: Because he can. I guess something similar could be said about the guys in this film about sucking their own dicks. I guess weve all tried it at one time or another. Most of us dont succeed. When I was in high school auto-fellatio to me was getting a blowjob in a car. This DVD begins with Chad Donovan in a sling. Someone releases him and he goes and sits in a swing, leans over and licks the head of his dick. Sometimes he manages to get the head passed his lips, but its mainly just licking. Chad has an unfair advantage because he has a very big dick and he doesnt t have to bend over very far to get it. After much too long a time, he wends his way back to the sling where he continues licking the glans in an inverted position, eventually dropping a load into his mouth. The lighting in this scene is really bad and much of the activity is hidden in dark shadows. What did they think they were making? Film noir? Next up we have someone in a cage.
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Best of Pacific Northwest Masturbation, The
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Jasmine, Jennifer, Georgina, Kat, Arial, Santa Fe, Akane, Charis, Secily, Delias
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. (cover states 95 min.) Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Akane, Arial, Charis, Delias, Georgina, Jasmine, Jennifer, Kat, Santa Fe, and Secily Initial Expectations: The Brookland Brothers have barely had a hit with me in their scenes, let alone their full features. Im expecting my fast forward finger to get a lot of exercise here. Initial Reaction: Theres a couple good scenes, but most of its just as disappointing as usual. Who Should Watch It : Fans of amateur girls masturbating Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a lot of heat or a well put together disc Audio /Video Quality: The audio lacks more than a little. The audio is almost entirely the music, and you barely get any actual sounds of sex. When you do, theyre normally so obviously dubbed that I started to wonder if the Brookland Brothers had something to do with the early Godzilla movies. The video is a little better, but not much. The camera is constantly moving and normally offers views that seem a little off.
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Casting Couch 5 (Brookland Bros)
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Debra, Akane, Delias
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 72 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Akane, Delias, Debra, and a few guys Initial Expectations: The Brookland Brothers havent done much to impress me so far. Im hoping that since this is one of their later releases that theyll have improved some. Initial Reaction: Its another swing and a miss from the Brookland Brothers. Who Should Watch It : Amateur porn fans without much money Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants full sex scenes or decent technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio basically sucks. No, its often clear, but its rare for the audio to be from the actual scenes in the movie. You rarely hear the girl in the solo scenes, and even the vibrator noises are obviously dubbed there. Unfortunately, when theres real audio theres nothing edited out so you hear things like the cameraman asking the performers to look at them before you see a flash of the still camera and the crew talking between each other. .
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Release date: 11/19/2002
Reviewed on: 5/21/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Sahara Sands, Sam Strong, Tina Owen, T.C.
Studio: Totally Tasteless
Review brief: Running Time: 96 min. (cover states approx. 90 min.) Production Date: 11 / 21 / 1995 (feature) 11 / 06 / 2002 (cover) Director: Loretta Sterling Cast: Sahara Sands, Krystal Knight, Corky James, Tina Owen, Mora Cumming, Lydia Splitz, Jenny Lewis, Sam Strong, T.C., and a few others in sexual roles and The Bogas Bros. in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: I have a feeling Im being lured to this one like a mosquito into the bug zapper. Initial Reaction: Theres plenty of hot stuff, but I cant help but think that whoever made this DVD gets brought to work by the short bus. Who Should Watch It : Fans of milkin mamas! Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting decent technical aspects or anybody who thinks breast feeding should stop by the time youre able to drive a car Audio /Video Quality: The audio is supposedly presented in Dolby, as you get the Dolby Digital lead-in before the main menu. Its definitely on separate channels, as the music normally came out of the left side while the audio for the scene came out of the right side.
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Release date: 2/26/2003
Reviewed on: 5/21/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Elena, Tyce Bune, Teri Starr, Jay Ashley, John West, Kelli Dean, Maria Marina
Studio: JM Productions
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: J.M. productions presents Starring Elena, Maria Marina, Kelli Dean, and Teri Starr with John West, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Jay Ashley, and Tyce Bune. Produced and Created by Jeff Steward Directed by Jim Powers SCENE ONE : Elena, a pretty good looking Russian girl, wearing overalls and a gray shirt underneath, walks into a room, in what is supposed to be her first year of college, to learn English from Tyce Bune, who plays a teacher. After a lengthy and ridiculous setup, which continues throughout much of the scene, he finally frees her small natural tits and sucks on em, moving on to help her out of her pants. As she sits on a desk, he pulls her panties aside and goes down on, and fingers, her bald pussy before he frees his cock for her to suck on. The fucking starts with some vaginal, and moves onto the anal, with the ridiculous English lessons carrying on throughout, and to end a pretty decent scene, that couldve been a slightly better, he cums on her stomach.
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Release date: 7/14/2003
Reviewed on: 5/18/2003 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Man's Best
Review brief: Weird! Really weird! This oddity opens with a group of skinny naked Russian youths with small branches of leaves in the hair dancing around a smoldering campfire. Suddenly, another skinny young man and a skinny young girl appear as if by magic. One of the youths goes forward to suck the young twinks dick; another goes forward to sniff the beaver and munch the carpet. I dont know who these forest spirits are, but Im calling the Oberon and Tit-ania. This evolves into a line of dick suckers. Then with a gesture from Oberon everyone gets in a semi-circle and with a Tarzan-like grunt he orders them to come one by one and suck on his cock as Tit-ania sits on the suckers back. After all have had a suck, he masturbates. Then the guys circle around him whooping like a pack of wild Indians. Oberon then orders them to stop. They pick up Ti-ania had hold her while she sucks Oberons dick. Then they turn her around so Oberon can leave it to beaver. He doesnt cum. They then carry her to a sheet and wrap her up in it. Oberon performs a dance waving branches around the wrapped body.
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Release date: 5/21/2001
Reviewed on: 5/18/2003 by Endorphin
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Sindee Coxx, Peter North, Mila, Charlie, Ron Jeremy, Marc Wallice, Tera Heart, Ericka Lockett, Eden, Guy DiSilva, Jay Ashley
Studio: Puritan
Review brief: Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Ericka Lockett, Charlie, Mila, Davia Ardell, Tera Heart, Eden, Sindee Coxxx,Peter North, Guy Disilva, Marc Wallice, Paul Starr, Ron Jeremy, Jay Ashley Pros: Tera Heart's body and legs!, Charlie!, underwater cumshot Cons: Mila shoots white stuff out of her ass, scene in a dump, Ron Jeremy, I don't find the sound of underwater breathers to be erotic, nor do I find a rat to be erotic Features: a few trailers and other junk Witches Brew Charlie, Mila, and Davia Ardell have make out on a blue tarp surrounded by jack o lanterns and torches (Who's gonna get voted off?). The scene tries to be artsy with slo mo and all, but I really don't care for cheap porn trying to be creative. Just let the people fuck, leave the visual effects to Andrew Blake. The scene is OK. Oiled up lesbians are always a good thing. Then, I get grossed out when Mila shoots white stuff (milk?) out of her asshole (I vote Mila off the island).
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Release date: 4/2/2003
Reviewed on: 5/17/2003 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Brandon Iron, Tyce Bune, Chennin Blanc, Layla Jade, Cheyne Collins, Kelly Fire, Brandi Lyons, Brett Rockman, Hamilton Steele, Jackie Moore
Studio: Anarchy
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Review brief: Anal Fever #2 Studio: Anarchy Films Director: Corey Jordan Cast: Jackie Moore, Brandi Lyons, Kelly Steele, Layla Jade, Chennin Blanc, Brandon Iron, Cheyne Collins, Tyce Bune, Hamilton Steele, Brett Rockman Running time: 1hr 30mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Having been disappointed by the first edition of Anal Fever but pleasantly surprised by Corey Jordan's own movie Up Your Bum, with its colourful cast of British talent, I was intrigued to see what Jordan would make of this line for the developing Anarchy studio.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Works World Wide
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 100 min. Production Date: 1 / 1 / 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Stacy, Paola, Astrid, Gabrielle, Niki, and a few guys Initial Expectations: dildosensations.com wasnt too bad. Since this is a newer release than that Im hoping for a little more here. Initial Reaction: Although the last couple scenes were okay, the rest reminded me of why remotes have fast forward buttons. Who Should Watch It : Prison inmates Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants passable technical qualities or sex Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects vary quite a bit through the movie. Unfortunately, very little of it is close to average. The audio is very basic and has more than a few problems. Theres background noises and more than a few balance problems. There are a few areas that also look like they might have been dubbed, but from the look and sound of this one, I doubt anybody involved with this feature has that much skill. The video isnt any better. The lighting is okay, but its so pixelated that VHS would be a step up.
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Release date: 3/5/2003
Reviewed on: 5/12/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Directed by: Jon Yuma
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 7 / 2002 Director: Jon Yuma Cast: Holly Watters, Toni King, Jodie Cahill, Brook Adams (who was previously listed as Savannah), Kay Wolfe, Andy Wild, Rogert Hornhill, Harry Corne, William Money, and Steve Parnell Initial Expectations: I wasnt too impressed with Sex Around the World: New Zealand, and Im not expecting much different here. Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting fresh faces and a bit of artistic camera work Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something with a lot of heat and energy or who doesnt like tattoos Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best. There are a few background noises, such as the talent being given directions, the cameraman talking with the still photographer, and somebody playing piano in the room next to where the scenes are shot. The actual sex audio is also often a bit on the soft side.
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Release date: 2/20/2003
Reviewed on: 5/11/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Andy Wilde, Kay Wolfe, Jodie Cahill, Geneve Wai, Holly Walters, Mike Cahill, Harry Corne, William Money, Steve Parnell
Studio: Nasty Pixxx
Directed by: Jon Yuma
Review brief: Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 7 / 22 / 2002 Director: Jon Yuma Cast: Holly Watters, Jodie Cahill, Savannah, Kay Wolfe, Geneve Wai, Andy Wild, Mike Cahill, Harry Corne, William Money, and Steve Parnell Initial Expectations: Jon Yuma has impressed me behind the camera in the past. Im really curious to see what he does here. Initial Reaction: It tries merging artistic direction with amateur porn with weak results Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to watch first timers with an artistic movie Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants their sex a bit more straightforward Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best. There are a few background noises, such as the cameraman sniffing, and the actual sex is often a bit on the soft side. The video has a soft feel that approaches film slightly, which I think is deliberate as Jon Yuma has a reputation for being a bit artistic in his approaches. There are also frequent split screen views and a bit of non-anamorphic widescreen which furthers the artistic feel of the scenes.
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Release date: 7/3/2002
Reviewed on: 5/9/2003 by Rieekan
Studio: Private
Review brief: DIRECTOR: Various. DURATION: ~56 minutes (scenes). STARRING: Michelle Wild & Sophie Evans, with Ramon Nomar & Toni Ribas, and other performers. DVD Sampler 5 presents information for 264 Private titles, 20 trailers, 3 full scenes and contact details for resellers. I received this promotional disc for free and quite like the idea, even if the execution in this case is a little lacking. Although I was impressed by the scenes, there really isnt much to the rest of the disc. The trailers are too short at only 1-2 minutes each and the information (languages, subtitles, length, list of extras) too limited to make a confident buying decision. Also the discrepancy between the total number of titles listed and the small number of trailers was too uneven. Scene 1). The first of the three scenes comes from Private Reality 3 and credits its performers (Sophie Evans with Ramon Nomar & Toni Ribas), which was a nice inclusion. The video quality was sharp and the attention to detail obvious, though I wasnt thrilled with the letterboxing.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/7/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Maria [I] (ambiguous), Jennifer, Misery
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 80 min. (cover states 64 min.) Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Jennifer, Maria, Misery, and a few unnamed guys Initial Expectations: I havent been impressed by much of anything the Brookland Brothers have done so far. Im not expecting anything to change here. Initial Reaction: Its probably the best out of this series, but that isnt saying too much. Who Should Watch It : Amateur porn fans without much money Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants full sex scenes or decent technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio is just a couple steps above suck. Its often clear, but frequently the music is the only audio you have. Theres also a fair amount of dubbing, which always turns me off. The video, however, is surprisingly good even when one doesnt consider how horribly done the audio is. Its normally well lit and shows hardly any grain, but there are a few soft focus problems.
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Release date: 8/25/2000
Reviewed on: 5/7/2003 by classic connoisseur
Starring: Amber Lynn, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Jacqueline Lorians, Joanna Storm, John Leslie, Harry Reems, Aurora, Laurie Smith, Jay Serling
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Review brief: Year: 1985 Length: 86 minutes Even though this is part of the NuTech line of Classic dvd collecion series this is certainly no classic. You might think it is by looking at the cast involved (Harry Reems, Jamie Gillis, John Leslie, Amber Lynn) and directed by Robert McCallum, but unfortunately the sex and the storyline to this movie are severely lacking. The plot to this story is supposed to be something similar to that of a soap opera, but I didn't find it to be any more similar to a soap opera than any other porn film I've seen. Basically the problem is that there was no plot at all and this is a problem in a porn film that pretends to have a plot. This movie pretended to have a story line and it had just enough to get in the way but not enough to make any sense, so this is one problem. Either they should have just went wall to wall sex with this one or have developed the story line more fully and made a full feature sex film out of this movie.
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Release date: 3/19/2003
Reviewed on: 5/3/2003 by Flash
Starring: Barbara Bourbon, Levi Richards, Richard O'Neal, Starlyn Simone, April Grant, Dick Payne, Vern Rossi, Gloria Hope
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Adele Robbins
Review brief: Although A Dirty Western has a lot of aspects going for it, like its excellent locations and costumes and decent plot, I can't recommend this film to anyone as most people will hate this film, me included. The film is unrelentlessly brutal to the females throughout most of the scenes which will be a complete turn-off for most viewers. If you like plot based films with some poor looking men and have a coercion fetish, then this might be the film for you, everyone else should steer clear.
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Release date: 3/7/2003
Reviewed on: 4/29/2003 by aybesea
Starring: Jazz, Cheyne Collins, Kalani, Tyler Wood, Brett Rockman, Gen Padova, Cindy Crawford, Jasmine Lynn, Frazer, Barbie Lane, Kailani Lopez, Jazz Duro, Frazier Luvitt
Studio: Anarchy
Directed by: Dale Jordan, Corey Jordan
Review brief: Expectations Anarchy is a brand new studio, so I have no feel for their releases. They have announced several titles that sound interesting, but the proof is in the pudding (as they say). Capsule Review This is a highly inconsistent movie. At it's best, it is a little above average. At it's worst, it is terrible. Technical The technicals here leave a lot to be desired. The entire flic has a "produced on the cheap" feel to it. The video is never quite crisp. The audio is never quite clear. Not that they are bad, just not good. This is definitely b-grade production quality. Director Dale & Corey Jordan Extras Behind the scenes, trailers, photo gallery Target Audience Barely legal fans Scene Review Note: There is no way of positviely ID'ing the girls in this flic. I have done my best to ferret it out, but Anarchy needs to correct this deficiency pronto! Scene 1 - Kalani Kalani is a brunette with a fair amount of baby fat. I like my girls long & lean and Kalani falls a little short of that standard.
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Release date: 3/24/2003
Reviewed on: 4/24/2003 by bono-ONE
Starring: Tyce Bune, Randee Lee, Guy DiSilva, Bruno, Cherry Mirage, Tawny Ocean, Dominique Dewitt, Matt Jade, Jeff Lee
Studio: Xplicit
Directed by: Nasty Timmy
Review brief: Well one look at this movies title should give you an idea of what it's about, anal sex. To bad there really isn't a lot of it but that's another story. I love seeing anal sex as much as the next person but when it's without any real passion then it doesn't do a thing for me. I see Stryc-9 or Cherry Mirage to some of you, is in this movie but even her scene can't bring this movie up to any level close to getting my cock hard. Sorry to be a downer but I will describe what happens in each scene because the girls are for the most part really nice looking but the action just wasn't there for me. Let's get to the finer points of this dvd. Stryc-9: I see this hottie is leading this film off and right away she starts with some cock sucking to her man, Guy Disilva. You also see her nice round ass in full detail and folks Cherry does have a hot body with beautiful large melons but sadly this scene doesn't show her off very well.
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Release date: 8/6/2002
Reviewed on: 4/21/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Missy, Steve Drake, Rebecca Lord, Lexington Steele, Mickey G., Jeannie Pepper, Ramon Fernandez
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Candida Royalle
Review brief: Running Time: 80 min., which includes twelve minutes of scenes from Eyes of Desire (the cover states approx. 71 min.) Production Date: 01 / 1998 Director: Candida Royalle Cast: Missy, Mickey G., Rebecca Lord, Jeannie Pepper, Steve Drake, Ramon Fernandez, and Lexington Steele Initial Expectations: Eyes of Desire seemed like a very good start, so Im looking forward to seeing where Candida takes this one. Initial Reaction: Unfortunately, it suffers badly from sequel-itis. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something thats emotionally driven and anybody who values the foreplay more than the actual fucking Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see a lot of penetration shots or pop shots Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced for the most part, but there are a few of the background noises that do creep up into the foreground. The video is often a bit dark, and unlike many of Femmes other movies, the shadows interfere with things quite a bit here and hold back the entire movie.
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Release date: 9/5/2002
Reviewed on: 4/21/2003 by Grammarian
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: This is my second GGG review. As I mentioned in my first review of Die Spermakoenigin I want to first focus on the poorer GGG releases before I get to the good stuff in the hopes that my contribution will save someone some money and disappointment. Betty - Die Schluckweltmeisterin is...well, I can't watch it. I suggest you just read Mercury's review. He's pretty much summed it up. My theory is that Betty recognizes that JT doesn't appear to have any trouble finding an endless horde of girls that are generally more attractive and better-adjusted than she is and she's starting to get an inferiority complex. So she overacts and makes funny faces while getting plastered. Well, dear Betty, everyone knows the avg. porn actress' career is 3 years. Maybe it's time for you to get a job in the front office. IMO JT finally is seeing that Betty has become a liability for GGG and that's why she isn't seen much anymore. Basically, she's become over-the-top raunchy without any trace of eroticism.
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Release date: 12/13/2002
Reviewed on: 4/20/2003 by Flash
Starring: David Perry, Kelly White, Gina Blonde, Vanessa Virgin, Patricia Diamond, Greg Centauro, Csoky Ice, Kate Mors, Kyra Cat
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel
Review brief: If you are a fan of snowy locations and anal sex, this is a film you should check out. If you are a fan of plot based adult films or variety in the sex acts, you should pass on this title and go for something else.
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Release date: 2/18/2003
Reviewed on: 4/20/2003 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Simone, Suzie, Becky [I] (ambiguous), Omar Williams, Chantelle
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Omar Williams
Review brief: Big Omar's Sex Toy Party Studio: VCA Director: Omar Williams Cast: Suzie, Simone, Chantelle, Becky, Omar, "Burt" Running time: 1hr 47mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 In this light-hearted but extremely low-budget caper from British cocksman-cum-director Omar, our "hero" finds himself a job as a sex toy sales rep, providing plenty of scope for easy laughs and highly predictable encounters with randy housewives. Simone Omar picks up an ad for a job as a door-to-door salesman, selling sex toys.
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Release date: 8/16/2001
Reviewed on: 4/18/2003 by The Dude
Studio: Sex Top
Review brief: While the girls are hot, they are definitely not into the male actor, who appears in all the scenes. The sex is totally uninspiring. The girls look extremely bored. The sound is terrible, and obviously dubbed. The only thing going for it, is that it has good looking Indian women in it.
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Release date: 4/14/2003
Reviewed on: 4/18/2003 by astroknight
Studio: Union Jaxxx
Review brief: Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: 10 / 03 / 2002 Director: Phil Barry Cast: Karla St. James, Fran Lord, Donna Marie, Bonny Heart, Ashley, Maxine, Teona, Karina, Amber, Cloe, and a couple guys Initial Expectations: I wasnt at all impressed with British and Barely 18 #1, and Im not expecting much more here. Initial Reaction: Theres a couple good scenes here, but most of its easily skipped. Who Should Watch It : Fans of female masturbation Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see that the women are really enjoying sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is balanced pretty well, but there are a few minor distractions throughout the feature. The video is very clear, and nicely mixes black and white and color. Music: The music rests softly in the background of the movie, and at times is so quiet that you barely even know its there. Disc Problems / Complaints: Theres no time stamp for the feature. As Ive said numerous times in the past, this always ticks me off and makes the DVD feel cheap to me.
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Release date: 3/24/2003
Reviewed on: 4/13/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Jeremy Steele, York Powers, Lex Kyler, Dick Tracy, Damian Steele, Deacon Frost, Walt Waters, Rhett O'Hara, Derek Dewars, John Carlos, Michael Gomez, Michael Knight [II] (gay)
Studio: MSR Releasing
Directed by: Joe Gage
Review brief: The subtitle is Billy Bobs Jack-off Party. Billy Bob is seen setting up for the eventputting sheets on the furniture, setting out magazines and lube, etc. Cousin Jesse arrives early, pops on a straight video and pops out his cock. Cousin Jesse has coal black hair on his head and above his cut cock. Five oclock shadow gives a rugged manliness to his face. He (nor any other of these dudes) removes his shirt so I can tell about his torso. The white t-shirt suggests a good firm, slim body. His cock is average. The frequent cuts to the video he is watching showing flopping tits and a cock going into snatch may be a bit off-putting for most gay viewers. The sounds coming from the TV was enough to let us know it was a straight videothe sound of a moaning porn bitch in heat. Jesse cums and we cut back to the video to see the cock deposit some spoo on the cunt hair. Earl and Jeff arrive. Jesse has vanished but the porn tape is still playing. A woman is sucking several dicks. She is doing it very badly. Jeff is built like a beer-guzzling red neck.
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Release date: 1/6/2002
Reviewed on: 4/6/2003 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Manzworld
Review brief: I really sneer at compilations even though some of them offer some pretty good scenes. I never buy them, but often a kindly seller sends me one as a freebie along with a purchase. On a lazy Saturday I will slip one of these comp-vids into the DVD player and give it a look. In MY COCK YOUR MOUTH we have only 6 scenes, which is about 15 less than normal. They are as follows: 1. A chunky (i.e. going to fat) bear surprises a slender young thief and is soon letting the thief have access to the family jewels. Chunky also shows interest in the thiefs equipment. He does indeed have a nice jimmy even if it never gets stiff. Then, as in all crime capers, the thief gets it in the end. 2. Another Beauty & the Beast scene follows. Here we have another pasta-loving bear and a slender young bear. Young bear is very sexy. Pasta Bear goes after Pretty Bears noodle, which remains limp. Pretty Bear has better luck on Pasta Bears ziti. He is a good fellationist (No, he doesnt collect stamps) and he could noodle around with me any day.
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Release date: 9/6/2000
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Hall Ross, Anthony Mengetti, Ted Lowe, Frank Sterling, Billy Boulders, Dave Davison
Studio: Men of Odyssey
Review brief: There was a terrible old joke I heard in high school: Why does a dog lick his balls? Answer: Because he can. I guess something similar could be said about the guys in this film about sucking their own dicks. I guess weve all tried it at one time or another. Most of us dont succeed. When I was in high school auto-fellatio to me was getting a blowjob in a car. This DVD begins with Chad Donovan in a sling. Someone releases him and he goes and sits in a swing, leans over and licks the head of his dick. Sometimes he manages to get the head passed his lips, but its mainly just licking. Chad has an unfair advantage because he has a very big dick and he doesnt t have to bend over very far to get it. After much too long a time, he wends his way back to the sling where he continues licking the glans in an inverted position, eventually dropping a load into his mouth. The lighting in this scene is really bad and much of the activity is hidden in dark shadows. What did they think they were making? Film noir? Next up we have someone in a cage.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Jasmine, Jennifer, Georgina, Kat, Arial, Santa Fe, Akane, Charis, Secily, Delias
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. (cover states 95 min.) Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Akane, Arial, Charis, Delias, Georgina, Jasmine, Jennifer, Kat, Santa Fe, and Secily Initial Expectations: The Brookland Brothers have barely had a hit with me in their scenes, let alone their full features. Im expecting my fast forward finger to get a lot of exercise here. Initial Reaction: Theres a couple good scenes, but most of its just as disappointing as usual. Who Should Watch It : Fans of amateur girls masturbating Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a lot of heat or a well put together disc Audio /Video Quality: The audio lacks more than a little. The audio is almost entirely the music, and you barely get any actual sounds of sex. When you do, theyre normally so obviously dubbed that I started to wonder if the Brookland Brothers had something to do with the early Godzilla movies. The video is a little better, but not much. The camera is constantly moving and normally offers views that seem a little off.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 3/30/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Debra, Akane, Delias
Studio: Brookland Bros
Directed by: Sean Brookland
Review brief: Running Time: 72 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: Sean Brookland Cast: Akane, Delias, Debra, and a few guys Initial Expectations: The Brookland Brothers havent done much to impress me so far. Im hoping that since this is one of their later releases that theyll have improved some. Initial Reaction: Its another swing and a miss from the Brookland Brothers. Who Should Watch It : Amateur porn fans without much money Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants full sex scenes or decent technical aspects Audio /Video Quality: The audio basically sucks. No, its often clear, but its rare for the audio to be from the actual scenes in the movie. You rarely hear the girl in the solo scenes, and even the vibrator noises are obviously dubbed there. Unfortunately, when theres real audio theres nothing edited out so you hear things like the cameraman asking the performers to look at them before you see a flash of the still camera and the crew talking between each other. .
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