D.O.C.: Drunk on Cum 3 Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  12/23/2006

When it was seemingly safe, I used to love the taste of cum. All my lovers tasted different. Some were salty, others were slightly sour, others were sweet. There was even one cute twink who tasted like chicken soup—I kid you not. So—when I say I found this film to be boring, disgusting, and distasteful you know where I’m coming from.
I’ve liked others of Treasure Island's cum extravaganzas, but this one turned me off. A major part of the problem was that the guys getting sucked off were pug-ugly. Even if it were safe, you couldn’t pay me to suck these guys.

The first to gobble down the cock cream is Caedon. He’s a cute slender kid with a pierced tongue and pierced nipples, and a plethora of tattoos. He’s first seen swallowing down a load from a black dude; and then makes the rounds, swallowing the juice of the group of uglies. One of these others is a young guy named Allen Adam who assists Caedon in draining dicks. From time to time Allen hawks and drops a gob of spit in Caedon’s mouth. (It’s this that turned me off. Swallowing someone’s cum is one thing—swallowing someone’s snot is another.)

The next cum-eater is Dylan. He’s a curly haired Latino who gathers cum in a glass and then drinks it down. Any that’s spilled he licks up off the floor. Gross.

We get away from the group action for a moment to watch Jeremy Oliver suck off Don Fisk.

We are told that a guy wrote in wanting to suck cocks blindfolded. (That’s the only way to suck off these guys.) So here he is, blindfolded and on his knees. This sucker is rather handsome—in fact he’s the best looking thing in the film. He gets something he never bargained for however when a black dude fucks him bareback.

Another duo follows: long ago porn star Brad Davis sucks off Fisk and swallows his cum. Brad then jacks off onto a glass-topped coffee table and licks up his own sperm. (I have films with Brad Davis when he was young. Age is never kind to anyone unless it’s Dorian Gray or Cary Grant.)

Unfortunately we now return to Dylan for more of what we have long tired of.

Treasure Island has some really hot films in their catalog. This is not one of them.