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Iron Maidens 2
Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 9/19/2003 by Saki
Starring: Lexington Steele, Melanie, Kitten, Venus, Janet, Angel Long, Olivia O'Lovely, Koko, Nyomi Marcela, Bella-Marie Wolf, Soleil, Rio Mariah
Studio: Diabolic
Directed by: Lexington Steele
Review brief: Iron Maidens 2 (2003) Studio Diabolic Genre Interracial All-Sex Director Lexington Steele Starring Ms Solei, Nyomi, Angel, Olivia, Koko, Kitten, Janet, Rio, Melanie, Bella Maria, Venus, and Lexington Steele Running Time 2:19 DVD Format Single Sided, Dual Layer (DVD-9) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Animated main menu; full motion video chapter selection menu; no music soundtrack option; 32 low-resolution photos (mix of hardcore and softcore; and additional sex footage Typical Watchers Lex Steele and interracial fans Typical Haters Those who demand pretty-looking girls and non-repetitive sex Replay Value None Themes Interracial, solo female masturbation, girl-girl, tattoos, dirty talk, PTM, anal, toys, ATM, piercings, cum swapping Condoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy Iron Maidens [ /image ] -->After being surprised by Lexington Steele's Iron Maidens and after someone put in a request for a review of Iron Maidens 2, I went out and rented the second volume of this series. Unfortunately, from the moment
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Habits Of The Heart
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/19/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Aja, John Decker, Billy Glide, Peter North, Stacy Valentine, Alec Metro, Raylene, J.R. Carrington
Studio: Ultimate
Review brief: Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 8 / 1997 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Stacy Valentine, Aja, J. R. Carrington, Raylene, Alec Metro, Billy Glide, John Decker, and Peter North Initial Expectations: Thomas Paine has rarely impressed me much, so I dont have much for hopes here. Initial Reaction: Its very hit or miss, and sadly misses about as often as it hits. Who Should Watch It : Couples wanting a bit of a romantic story with their sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see well done camera work Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave more than a little to be desired. The audio is frequently out of balance and has plenty of background noises, some of which almost completely obscure the movie. The video is just as bad. Theres plenty of remnants, its extremely grainy, and looks like it should be about ten years older than it actually is. Music: The music is normally a little on the loud side and is pretty typical porno music.
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Throat Gaggers 3
Release date: 9/15/2002
Reviewed on: 9/19/2003 by DreamWeaver
Starring: Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, Tony Tedeschi, Rick Masters, Diana, Mr. Marcus, Violet, Tony Michaels, Mark Wood, Tiffany Biggs, Mia Starr, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Lezley Zen, Anthony Hardwood, Brooklyn Rose, Ashley Blue, Austin O'Riley, Lisa Parks, Misty Haze, Gen Padova, Morgan Taylor, Billy Banks, Jenna Brooks
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger, Robby Fischer
Review brief: Theme: Throat Gaggers goes the extra mile to test the oral limits of some oral technicians. We have cum swapping, cum swallowing, cheek stretching whores for your viewing pleasure. Plenty of gagging thanks to the master of gag, Brandon Iron. Expectations: What I look for from Oral themed DVD's and this series in particular, is attractive women, good camera work, men that stay hard throughout the scene, aggressive oral sex with deep throating and a variety of popshots that include: facials, cum swallowing, and internal oral popshots while the guy is in the girls mouth/throat. General Impression: This is a lousy DVD. While we get more "throat gagging" and cum swallowing then in the recent release, the majority of the women are not attractive. What I liked: Brandon Iron's performance. We finally get some scenes ending with cum swallowing.
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7 Into Snowy (TVX)
Release date: 8/31/2003
Reviewed on: 9/13/2003 by Saki
Starring: Paul Thomas, John Leslie, Kay Parker, Abigail Clayton, Turk Lyon, Clay Hyde, Bonnie Holiday, Carl Irwin, Richard Logan, Carl Regal, John Rolling, Paul Scharf, Kristine Heller, Jeff Lyle
Studio: TVX
Directed by: Antonio Shepherd
Review brief: 7 Into Snowy (1977) Studio VCX Genre Golden Age Classic Director Antonio Sheppard Starring Abigail Clayton, Kay Parker, Bonnie Holliday, Kristine Heller, Paul Thomas, Carl Irwin, Clay Hyde, John Leslie, John Rolling, Paul Scharf, Richard Logan, and Turk Lyon Running Time 1:14 DVD Format DVD-R Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main menu Typical Watchers Golden Age porn fans Typical Haters Anyone who hates hairy bushes, cheesy instrumental soundtracks, or circa 1970's films Replay Value None Themes Classic porn, couples porn, big tits, girl-girl, shower sex, toys, sex on the beachCondoms This was before AIDS If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy Alexandra [ /image ] -->An adult take on Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, 7 Into Snowy, is set in San Francisco, with Abigail Clayton as Snowy and Kay Parker as her evil, occult-practicing stepmother, Fedora. Jealous of her stepdaughter's budding sexuality and beauty, she instructs her valet (Paul Thomas) seduce Snowy and then sexually abuse her. Fedora
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Salt and Pepper (Elegant Angel)
Release date: 12/13/2002
Reviewed on: 9/12/2003 by Flash
Starring: Jeannie Pepper, Kevin, Julie Night, Taylor Lynn, Justin Slayer, Crystal Ray, Summer Nite, J. Monty, Tyler Lynn, Jr. King
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Andre Johnson
Review brief: Viewers that liked the movies produced by Legend in the early 90s, but wished the sex was rougher will stand the most chance of liking this film, especially if they are fans of one or more of the stars. Viewers that like tamer sex or a well developed plot with their sex will most likely not like this movie. If you are interested in the movie, I recommend a rental before purchasing, so you are sure that you like it.
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Teen Spirit 2 (Metro)
Release date: 11/13/2002
Reviewed on: 9/11/2003 by Eolfeci
Starring: Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Jay Ashley, Mark Wood, Aurora Snow, Estefana, Candy Estefana, Fiona Cheeks, Alexis Malone, Dolorian, Kelli Tyler, Kayla Paige
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: N.B. Please note that, since this movies have no real plot or acting, the Plot/Acting part in the rating section is used to report the general attitude of the performers. Also note that IF there is some kind of a plot or atmosphere setting, it may boost or lower the rating of this section. N.B. In the summary, the first number in parenthesis next to each girls name represents the rating for her look and the second number is her attitude (both on 5).
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My Play Toy 2
Release date: 7/16/2003
Reviewed on: 9/1/2003 by sweet dave
Starring: Kaylynn, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Red Ezra
Review brief: Imitation can often be the sincerest form of flaterry, and "imitation" is exceedingly common in the adult industry. However, when done poorly, it's just a rip-off, and My Playtoy is definitely a rip-off. It's a blatant copy of Digital Sin's highly acclaimed series My Plaything, but this is not My Plaything and this was not created by Digital Sin. Not even close. Like My Plaything, My Playtoy is sex simulator in which the star of the DVD attempts to have sex with the viewer, and through the remote control, the viewer has total control. Unfortunately, the options available in My Playtoy are a shadow of what are available in My Plaything. My Plaything has looping sections that allow one to watch the star masturbate or in a various position continuously, and whilw even My Plaything has some looping issues, all My Playtoy does is go back to the begining. That guarantees you'll be moving from point to point very quickly. This is one of the bigger complaints I have with this system, but not my biggest. My Playtoy has one thing going for it, at least on potential.
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After School Group Sex
Release date: 7/10/2002
Reviewed on: 9/1/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Steve Pierce, Rusty Samuels, Lex Kyler, Sean Storm, Jerry Bravo, Baron Long, Skor Michaels, Jack Trade, Adam Wolfe, Tully, Andrew Blaze, Jerod Stevens, Alvin Eros, Marc Calles, Triton Rivers
Studio: BigDickFactory
Directed by: Toby Ross
Review brief: Although not identified as a compilation, it most definitely is! It's an assorted mish-mash from WHAT I DID FOR SEX, SEX WITHOUT RULES, and PRINCIPAL OF LUST. And its a tiresome [yawn] bore. The first excerpt entitled One Bad Apple is from WHAT I DID FOR SEX. Cute, skinny, bottle-blond Andrew Blaze doesnt have his homework and the class fantasizes about him being brought before them where his pants are lowered for a few swats with the test papers before the class erupts into a full-scale orgy. There are some cute guys and some nice dicks. But as with most orgies, the scene lacks focus. As soon as one gets interested in one pairing we are swept away to something else. It takes careful planning and a masterful director like Chi Chi to make a video orgy work. Neither of whom is involved here. It is a problem that is only compounded in the following scene: Control Freaks of Delta Phi from SEX WITHOUT RULES. Here our narrator, who sounds like the warden from COOL HAND LUKE, drawls on. There is no continuity. Just dissolves and cuts to other parts or times of the action.
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Digital Pleasure With Brooke Hunter
Release date: 8/19/2003
Reviewed on: 8/30/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Brooke Hunter
Studio: Don Goo
Directed by: Andrew Drake
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 60 min. including all angles and moods Production Date: 8 / 01 / 2003 Director: Andrew Drake Cast: Brooke Hunter and an unnamed guy who Im guessing would be Don Hollywood Initial Expectations: Ive seen enough bad interactive DVDs that Im afraid of every new one unless Ive seen others from the same company impress me. When I saw Andrew Drake (of Digital Lust, Pixis, SinTec infamy), my expectations plummeted to about the level of Atlantis sewer system. Initial Reaction: Its one of the best Ive seen from Andrew Drake, but that doesnt take much. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Brooke Hunter Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting well developed virtual sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a bit on the low side, which means you have to crank up the volume if you want to hear it decently. Theres also a few background noises. The video leaves much to be desired. Its overlit and shows some very noticeable pixelation. On top of that, some of it is even a bit out of focus. Music: None once youre into the feature.
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Scorched (New Machine)
Release date: 12/15/2002
Reviewed on: 8/27/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Erica, Marcelo, Angel Cummings, Kitty Di Vine, Redda Lacey, Ivan Andros
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ona Zee
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 11 / 28 / 1995 Director: Ona Zee Cast: Crystal Gold, Kirsty Waay, Melissa Monet, Rayveness, Alec Metro, Steve Drake, Sean Ryder, and Tony Montana in sexual roles and Ona Zee and E Z Ryder in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: For some reason Im not expecting too much here. Initial Reaction: Its easily forgotten. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Melissa Monet Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something that feels unique in any way Audio /Video Quality: The audio isnt too bad. Its balanced decently, but there are a few comments between the cast and crew that are left in. The video, however, leaves much to be desired. Theres plenty of shadows, but even more noticeable is the amount of grain. Granted, the movie is from the mid nineties, but Ive seen classic pornos with less grain than this. Theres also a fair amount of camera shake through the feature. Music: The keeps a slight soft rock feel throughout the movie, but does bring in a few other styles.
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Best of Sex Academy, The
Release date: 12/30/2002
Reviewed on: 8/27/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Brick Majors, Nikki Sinn, Missy, Alex Sanders, Lana Sands, Anna Malle, Heather Lee, Valeria, Ona Zee, Tera Heart, Dallas (ambiguous), Emily Hill, Hank Armstrong, Eric Edwards, Cal Jammer
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ona Zee
Review brief: Running Time: 87 min. Production Date: 12 / 21 / 1995 Director: Ona Zee Cast: Missy, Anna Malle, Nikki Sinn, Lana Sands, Dallas, Tera Heart, Heather Lee, Ona Zee, Valeria, Emily Hill, Alex Sanders, Michael J. Cox, Brick Majors, Hank Armstrong, Cal Jammer, and Eric Edwards Initial Expectations: I havent heard of this series before, but the female talent here made me feel the need to check it out. Initial Reaction: Its a nice introduction to the series, but leaves a lot to be desired. Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about the Sex Academy series Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting sex with more than just chemistry Audio /Video Quality: The audio isnt too bad. Its balanced decently, but there are a few comments between the cast and crew that are left in and a few areas which are obviously dubbed. The video, however, varies quite a bit and leaves much to be desired. Theres plenty of shadows, but even more noticeable is the amount of grain.
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Elvis Slept Here
Release date: 6/4/2003
Reviewed on: 8/26/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Randy Spears, Randy West, Jonathan Morgan, Nikki Dial, Mona Lisa, Meekah, Ted Wilson, Christine Appleigh, Alyssa Jarreau
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Scotty Fox
Review brief: Running Time: 66 min. (including four min. of fun credits) Production Date: 1992 Director: Scotty Fox Cast: Nikki Dial, Alyssa Jarreau, Christine Appleigh, Meekah, Mona Lisa, Jonathan Morgan, Ted Wilson, Randy Leatherface West, and Randy Spears Initial Expectations: Something about this one seems like it could be fun, but something else scares me. Initial Reaction: Its funny, but not that hot. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Elvis who want lukewarm porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hot and heavy porn Audio /Video Quality: The audio is surprisingly good. Its nicely balanced, free from background noises, and doesnt have any noticeable dubbing. The video shows the age of the feature in an unflattering way. Theres a few shadows, more than a few remnants, and some extremely noticeable grain. It looks like it was mastered from a second or third VHS copy. Music: The music is extremely amusing, but a little on the loud side.
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Private Ninn 4: Acid Dreams
Release date: 7/11/2003
Reviewed on: 8/21/2003 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Tyce Bune, Wanda Curtis, Steve Holmes, Miles Long, Shay Sights, Nikita Denise, Sledge Hammer, Nick Manning, Manuel Ferrara, Mercedes Ashley, Michelle Michaels, Heather Tristany, Romeo Knight
Studio: Private
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Acid Dreams Studio: Private Director: Michael Ninn Cast: Nikita Denise, Shay Sights, Heather Tristany, Mercedes Ashley, Michelle Michaels, Wanda Curtis, Miles Long, Manuel Ferrara, Nick Manning, Romeo Knight, Sledge Hammer, Steve Holmes, Tyce Bune Running time: 2hrs 11mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Disc Features: Audio & subtitle language options, photo gallery, cast profiles, production notes, trailers Acid Dreams ostensibly concerns the covert use of LSD, sex and mind control in espionage by the CIA during the 1950s.
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Fucked by a Machine
Release date: 7/13/2003
Reviewed on: 7/12/2003 by BIGmike
Studio: CD Girls
Review brief: No credits for the director are given This is a simply laid out DVD, which starts out with a quick commercial for the website, www.cdgirls.com by three topless cheerleaders before landing on the main menu You can choose Play, Scenes, or Extras Friday is the first girl up. She is looking very hot with her large tits pressed tightly together from under a tight black tank top, which bears the studios logo across the front, while sitting in a chair with a plain blue background, answering some questions from some guy behind the camera. She tells the guy that shes done about 65 movies in a 2-year period, and the two continue to chat, as she answers a bunch more questions. During the questions the guy mentions that she is not wearing anything below the top, and when she shows off her F tattoo, which sits right above her pussy, we see that she is shaved, but stubbly. The two continue on, and she does a good job of acting like an airhead, which does continue on.
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Slave of the Desert
Release date: 5/14/2003
Reviewed on: 7/12/2003 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: We first meet a sheik emerging from a western style house and stupidly going to sit at a table in the hot sun where he will be waited on by a series of minions. Cut to a captive being led in by a cute young dude with a delicious swimmers build. They run their hands over one anothers chests and the captive starts to blow the pretty young thing. He has only begun when a chunky creature wearing a cape and a leather hood enters and orders the pretty boy to leave. Damn it! He was so much more attractive than these two chunky dudes. And even sadder is the fact that we never see this beauty again! The captive sucks the caped crusader and gets fucked. The caped crusader pretends to cum but as I didnt see anything I doubt he did. The captive never even got hard. Neither did I. Back at the table with the sheik asking for sunstroke, we find him reading a book. Why am I surprised he can read? Presumably scenes that follow come from the book? We cut now to a gorgeous hunk in Speedos with sunglass perched on top of his head writhing sensuously by a wading pool. Hmm! Things are looking up.
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Karakuri Ninja Girl Book 1 & 2 (Box Set)
Release date: 6/5/2002
Reviewed on: 6/26/2003 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: Running Time: 56 min. Production Date: 1996 Director: Sabage Sukizo Cast: Animated Initial Expectations: Although there have been some decent anime features, NuTech has been putting out lousy DVDs. I wasnt quite sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Its pretty tame for anime, but kinda fun too. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos looking for their first anime feature. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants an anime feature that feels completely uncensored Audio /Video Quality: The English dubbing is very clear and well balanced. The video is also nicely clear. The animation isnt very developed, and is very similar to most of the Japanese cartoons, like Pokemon that you can find on television currently. The only real problem is that theres a red tint that appears through some of the scenes that doesnt seem natural. Music: The music is cartoonish, and nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.
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Karakuri Ninja Girl: Book 2
Release date: 6/5/2002
Reviewed on: 6/25/2003 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: Running Time: 28 min. Production Date: 1996 Director: Sabage Sukizo Cast: Animated and featuring the voices of Alexa Rae and Trisha Uptown Initial Expectations: NuTechs job on their anime DVDs have normally been lacking, but every now and then Ive found one that was a nice surprise. Karakuri Ninja Girl Book 1 was kinda fun, so Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: It lacks a bit, but is one of the most fun anime features Ive seen. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos looking for their first anime feature. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants an anime feature that feels completely uncensored Audio /Video Quality: The English dubbing is very clear and well balanced. The video is also nicely clear. The animation isnt very developed, and is very similar to most of the Japanese cartoons, like Pokemon that you can find on television currently. The only real problem is that theres a red tint that appears through some of the scenes that doesnt seem natural.
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Bad Influence (VCA)
Release date: 6/4/2003
Reviewed on: 6/23/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Kyle Stone, Mark Davis, Randy Spears, Ona Zee, Eric Masterson, Jessica Darlin, Frank Bukkwyd, Ava Vincent, Aurora Snow, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Cindy Crawford, Dick Smothers Jr.
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Cash Markman
Review brief: Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 11 / 2002 Director: Cash Markman Cast: Ava Vincent, Jessica Darlin, Cindy Crawford, Ona Zee, Aurora Snow, Randy Spears, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Mark Davis, and Dick Smothers, Jr. in sexual roles and Kyle Stone, Eric Masterson, and Frank Bukkwyd in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: I had several thoughts hit me in quick succession upon looking at the title. Who the heck put the transvestite between those three beautiful women? was first. I then saw Cash Markmans name. Hes still around? was next. Whos the transvestite? came soon after. Oh, Dick Smothers Jr. I didnt know the Smothers Brothers liked women narrowly beat the thought of Wow. Another Scotty Schwartz. Needless to say, Im not going in here with overly high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its really close to my low expectations. Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about what Dick Smothers Jr.
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Big Omar's Sex Toy Party
Release date: 2/18/2003
Reviewed on: 6/12/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Simone, Suzie, Becky [I] (ambiguous), Omar Williams, Chantelle
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Omar Williams
Review brief: Running Time: 107 min. Production Date: 03 / 2000 Director: Omar Williams Cast: Simone, Becky, Suzie, Chantelle, and of course, Omar Williams Initial Expectations: The Big Omar series has quickly become one of my favorites. I go into every episode with high expectations. Initial Reaction: Unfortunately its one of the worst Big Omar movies Ive watched. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting fun sex with fresh faces Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting extremely nasty sex, sex with toys, the same old porn faces, or people taking themselves way too seriously Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty normal for gonzo porn. The audio is often a little off balance, and theres a fair amount of camera shakes, soft focus blurs, and shadows. That said, most of the audio is pretty clear, although there is a bit of the dialogue that gets lost. Theres also a bit of grain and a few serious lighting problems during some parts of the feature. Music: None Menus: The menus are pretty standard here.
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More Than a Handful 12
Release date: 4/10/2003
Reviewed on: 6/8/2003 by Nat Hocken
Starring: Eric Masterson, Vanda, Kelly Fire, Richard Kranium, Brittney Skye, Anthony Hardwood, Mary Carey, Avy Scott, Ben English, Cailey Taylor, Hamilton Steele, Rebecca Love
Studio: Metro
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: The porno mind isnt necessarily a terrible thing to waste, but Im convinced that it is often terribly wasted. If the porn audience is so disinterested in dialogue that it fast-forwards through itwhich is a point repeatedly made in More Than a Handful 12why does director James Avalon begin each scene with several minutes of bickering? The answer, I think, is for comic effect; but its a weird joke that asks us not to fast-forward through the same pointless crap its poking fun at. The idea is none of Avalons plans for his erotic thriller are working out. Actors dont show, props are missing, and those performers he does have havent bothered to read the script. (I just came here to fuck, says one chick. Not use my brain. Thats why I left college.) Each scene presents a new problem, another reason to argue for a few minutes before Avalon accepts the inevitable and shoots the sex, hoping to restore the story later.
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Ben Dover's Anal Adventures
Release date: 5/19/2003
Reviewed on: 6/6/2003 by The magus
Starring: Lisa, Mario, Steve Perry, Pascal, Donna Marie, Jamie Woods, Rio Mariah, Marianne, Lucia Luciano
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Steve Perry
Review brief: The death of Gonzo is near, that is the Gonzo that recognized the camera as a participant, and used the cameraman as an alter-ego guide through a series of sexual mis-adventures. Buttman perfected the concept, and the Enlishman Ben Dover (Steve Perry) was his #1 protege. There were trips to livery stables, airports, train stations, the north of England, to the european mainland, all over the place, even to America to visit his Idol. The scenarios usually involved some serious seduction, arm pulling and the like for the demure english girls to agree to get fucked on camera. And then once the camera started rolling, they turned into filthy sex sluts. But, alas, no more. Ben has succumbed to the pressures of the all-sex and nothing but sex clamor, and now we go right to the butt-fucking without hardly a how-do-you-do. The truth to be told, Buttman himself has pretty much given up on the concept. At least he has his ass worship fetish to fall back on. Ben seems kind of pathetically lost. No more sense of adventure, or comical interaction between him and the performers.
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I.D. Please (Vivid 2003 Compilation)
Release date: 3/4/2003
Reviewed on: 6/3/2003 by Oreb
Starring: Randy Spears, Vanessa Chase, Katie Gold, Jay Ashley, Eric Masterson, Jade Marcela, Lita Chase, Anastasia Blue, Jodi Roxx, Joey Ray, Barbie Bell, Tony Pounds, Tabitha Stern, Kiki Daire, Jonathan Stern
Studio: Vivid
Review brief: I.D. Please Vivid Raw Barely Legal,All Sex, Straight, Compilation Starring:April,Randy Spears,Lita Chase, Jay Ashley,Gina Lynn,Alexxxis Tyler,Pat Myne,Travis,Tony Montana,Keki D'Aire,Bobby Vitale,Vanessa Chase, Nick East,Katie Gold, Michael J. Cox,Little Cinderella,Alex Sanders,Ann Marie,Mickey G.,Mariah,Ian Daniels,Barbie Bell,Ted Hunter,Cherry,Evan Stone,Steve Taylor,Cheyne Collins Running Time:About 4 hours Feature: This is a compilation video I got as one of my first porn dvd's. I bought it because it was only $10 and boasted a 4 hour run time. I realize this was stupid but I figured what the hell. The quality of the image varies greatly from scene to scene because it is a compilation and many of the scenes seem cut short. The dvd starts with lame comercials for phone sex for about ten minutes. This alone makes me dislike the DVD. I wouldn't recomend this to anyone. Scene 1: "April,Randy Spears": Scene starts in the middle of a tease, picture quality is not great. April is a small breasted hottie however and that makes everything O.K.
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Blowjob Fantasies 17
Release date: 3/27/2003
Reviewed on: 5/31/2003 by Saki
Starring: Andrea, Carlos, Tiffany, Frank Thring, Robert Rosenberg, Stella, Daphne, James Brossman, Priscilla, Foxy, Kelli, Corina, Julia Crow, Mandy Bright, Sunny Green, Roly Reeves, Luisa de Marco, Sweet Leapard, Zora Banx
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: Blowjob Fantasies 17 (2003) Studio Metro/Toxxic Genre Blowjob Director Frank Thring Starring Foxy, Prisccila, Daphne, Sweet Leopard, Kelli, Lea Blue, Stella, Mandy Bright, Andrea, Corina, Julia Crow, Luisa De Marco, Tiffany, Zora Banx, Carlos, Roly Reves, Frank Thring, Clark, Leon, Sunny Green, Robert Rosenberg, and James Brossman Running Time 2:03 DVD Format Single Sided, Dual Layer (DVD-9) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main and chapter selection menus; 30+-picture photo gallery (mix of hardcore and softcore); and trailers for Teen Spirit, Voluptuous 2, Eager Beavers 5, and Pussy Whipped Typical Watchers Eurobabe or Frank Thring fans, anyone who just wants to see dicks get sucked Typical Haters Those looking for hot blowjobs, good cocks, or recognizable stars Replay Value None Themes Blowjobs, Eurobabes, female masturbation, facials, sex outdoors, tattoos Condoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy No recommendations I honestly don't know why I have hopes for the Blowjob Fantasies ser
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Kinky Debutante Interviews 10
Release date: 8/10/2001
Reviewed on: 5/28/2003 by Endorphin
Starring: Rick Masters, Jack Hammer, Claudio, Gina Rome, Trent, Franco Armani, Kimberly Kummings
Studio: In-X-Cess
Review brief: Starring: Kim Kummings, Gina Rome, some guys Pros: Kim Kummings! And her beautiful eyes!, nice personalized feel (I'd personally like to feel Kim) Cons: poor video, but much better than audio, I really didn't need to see that asshole so close, could somebody have waxed that thing first, 3 foot bufferzone violations Features: Photos and you get to choose what chapter you want to see!!!!!! The entire DVD is devoted to Kim. She is interviewed before each sex scene. In the first scene she masturbates. Then she does a girl-on-girl scene with Gina. Then she fucks five unattractive men. I think this DVD was a free selection earned by purchasing so many DVDs at a web site. My first viewing was over a year ago, and I remember sitting through the whole thing despite the lack of production quality and despite the fact that I had plenty of other newly received porn to view. Why? First of all, I was a bit enamored with Kim. She has a pretty face, a nice body, and beautiful, hypnotizing eyes.
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Cream Filling (DVSX)
Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/21/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Katy, Misty, Daniel, Jay Ashley, Joel Lawrence, Lucie, Marty Romano, Hanna, Sharon Wild, Brittney Skye, Ashley Long, Denis Marti, Nicole De Rossi
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Zakk Wilde
Review brief: Astoria Productions In association with DVSX Productions presents Starring Ashley, Sharon Wild, Hana, Nicole, Valerie, Britney Sky, Katy, Misty, Jay Ashley, Joel Lawerence, Marty Romero, Rader, Daniel, and Dennise. Produced by Phillip B & Harry Scotti Edited by Zak Wylde SCENE ONE : Ashley Long, a pretty hot blonde, looking good as always, fingers herself from under her panties, moving on to free her small natural tits, and continuing on with some more fingering, and pulling her panties aside, to get a view of what shes fingering, to open this scene. She continues on, and soon Jay Ashley joins her and gives her some oral before he fucks her pussy. She gives him quite a bit of P2M oral throughout, and they move through a few basic positions, ending a decent enough scene with him cumming not too deep inside, actually more like on the outside of her pussy.
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Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 9/19/2003 by Saki
Starring: Lexington Steele, Melanie, Kitten, Venus, Janet, Angel Long, Olivia O'Lovely, Koko, Nyomi Marcela, Bella-Marie Wolf, Soleil, Rio Mariah
Studio: Diabolic
Directed by: Lexington Steele
Review brief: Iron Maidens 2 (2003) Studio Diabolic Genre Interracial All-Sex Director Lexington Steele Starring Ms Solei, Nyomi, Angel, Olivia, Koko, Kitten, Janet, Rio, Melanie, Bella Maria, Venus, and Lexington Steele Running Time 2:19 DVD Format Single Sided, Dual Layer (DVD-9) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Animated main menu; full motion video chapter selection menu; no music soundtrack option; 32 low-resolution photos (mix of hardcore and softcore; and additional sex footage Typical Watchers Lex Steele and interracial fans Typical Haters Those who demand pretty-looking girls and non-repetitive sex Replay Value None Themes Interracial, solo female masturbation, girl-girl, tattoos, dirty talk, PTM, anal, toys, ATM, piercings, cum swapping Condoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy Iron Maidens [ /image ] -->After being surprised by Lexington Steele's Iron Maidens and after someone put in a request for a review of Iron Maidens 2, I went out and rented the second volume of this series. Unfortunately, from the moment
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/19/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Aja, John Decker, Billy Glide, Peter North, Stacy Valentine, Alec Metro, Raylene, J.R. Carrington
Studio: Ultimate
Review brief: Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 8 / 1997 Director: Thomas Paine Cast: Stacy Valentine, Aja, J. R. Carrington, Raylene, Alec Metro, Billy Glide, John Decker, and Peter North Initial Expectations: Thomas Paine has rarely impressed me much, so I dont have much for hopes here. Initial Reaction: Its very hit or miss, and sadly misses about as often as it hits. Who Should Watch It : Couples wanting a bit of a romantic story with their sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see well done camera work Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave more than a little to be desired. The audio is frequently out of balance and has plenty of background noises, some of which almost completely obscure the movie. The video is just as bad. Theres plenty of remnants, its extremely grainy, and looks like it should be about ten years older than it actually is. Music: The music is normally a little on the loud side and is pretty typical porno music.
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Release date: 9/15/2002
Reviewed on: 9/19/2003 by DreamWeaver
Starring: Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, Tony Tedeschi, Rick Masters, Diana, Mr. Marcus, Violet, Tony Michaels, Mark Wood, Tiffany Biggs, Mia Starr, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Lezley Zen, Anthony Hardwood, Brooklyn Rose, Ashley Blue, Austin O'Riley, Lisa Parks, Misty Haze, Gen Padova, Morgan Taylor, Billy Banks, Jenna Brooks
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger, Robby Fischer
Review brief: Theme: Throat Gaggers goes the extra mile to test the oral limits of some oral technicians. We have cum swapping, cum swallowing, cheek stretching whores for your viewing pleasure. Plenty of gagging thanks to the master of gag, Brandon Iron. Expectations: What I look for from Oral themed DVD's and this series in particular, is attractive women, good camera work, men that stay hard throughout the scene, aggressive oral sex with deep throating and a variety of popshots that include: facials, cum swallowing, and internal oral popshots while the guy is in the girls mouth/throat. General Impression: This is a lousy DVD. While we get more "throat gagging" and cum swallowing then in the recent release, the majority of the women are not attractive. What I liked: Brandon Iron's performance. We finally get some scenes ending with cum swallowing.
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Release date: 8/31/2003
Reviewed on: 9/13/2003 by Saki
Starring: Paul Thomas, John Leslie, Kay Parker, Abigail Clayton, Turk Lyon, Clay Hyde, Bonnie Holiday, Carl Irwin, Richard Logan, Carl Regal, John Rolling, Paul Scharf, Kristine Heller, Jeff Lyle
Studio: TVX
Directed by: Antonio Shepherd
Review brief: 7 Into Snowy (1977) Studio VCX Genre Golden Age Classic Director Antonio Sheppard Starring Abigail Clayton, Kay Parker, Bonnie Holliday, Kristine Heller, Paul Thomas, Carl Irwin, Clay Hyde, John Leslie, John Rolling, Paul Scharf, Richard Logan, and Turk Lyon Running Time 1:14 DVD Format DVD-R Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main menu Typical Watchers Golden Age porn fans Typical Haters Anyone who hates hairy bushes, cheesy instrumental soundtracks, or circa 1970's films Replay Value None Themes Classic porn, couples porn, big tits, girl-girl, shower sex, toys, sex on the beachCondoms This was before AIDS If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy Alexandra [ /image ] -->An adult take on Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, 7 Into Snowy, is set in San Francisco, with Abigail Clayton as Snowy and Kay Parker as her evil, occult-practicing stepmother, Fedora. Jealous of her stepdaughter's budding sexuality and beauty, she instructs her valet (Paul Thomas) seduce Snowy and then sexually abuse her. Fedora
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Release date: 12/13/2002
Reviewed on: 9/12/2003 by Flash
Starring: Jeannie Pepper, Kevin, Julie Night, Taylor Lynn, Justin Slayer, Crystal Ray, Summer Nite, J. Monty, Tyler Lynn, Jr. King
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Andre Johnson
Review brief: Viewers that liked the movies produced by Legend in the early 90s, but wished the sex was rougher will stand the most chance of liking this film, especially if they are fans of one or more of the stars. Viewers that like tamer sex or a well developed plot with their sex will most likely not like this movie. If you are interested in the movie, I recommend a rental before purchasing, so you are sure that you like it.
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Release date: 11/13/2002
Reviewed on: 9/11/2003 by Eolfeci
Starring: Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Jay Ashley, Mark Wood, Aurora Snow, Estefana, Candy Estefana, Fiona Cheeks, Alexis Malone, Dolorian, Kelli Tyler, Kayla Paige
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: N.B. Please note that, since this movies have no real plot or acting, the Plot/Acting part in the rating section is used to report the general attitude of the performers. Also note that IF there is some kind of a plot or atmosphere setting, it may boost or lower the rating of this section. N.B. In the summary, the first number in parenthesis next to each girls name represents the rating for her look and the second number is her attitude (both on 5).
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Release date: 7/16/2003
Reviewed on: 9/1/2003 by sweet dave
Starring: Kaylynn, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Red Ezra
Review brief: Imitation can often be the sincerest form of flaterry, and "imitation" is exceedingly common in the adult industry. However, when done poorly, it's just a rip-off, and My Playtoy is definitely a rip-off. It's a blatant copy of Digital Sin's highly acclaimed series My Plaything, but this is not My Plaything and this was not created by Digital Sin. Not even close. Like My Plaything, My Playtoy is sex simulator in which the star of the DVD attempts to have sex with the viewer, and through the remote control, the viewer has total control. Unfortunately, the options available in My Playtoy are a shadow of what are available in My Plaything. My Plaything has looping sections that allow one to watch the star masturbate or in a various position continuously, and whilw even My Plaything has some looping issues, all My Playtoy does is go back to the begining. That guarantees you'll be moving from point to point very quickly. This is one of the bigger complaints I have with this system, but not my biggest. My Playtoy has one thing going for it, at least on potential.
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Release date: 7/10/2002
Reviewed on: 9/1/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Steve Pierce, Rusty Samuels, Lex Kyler, Sean Storm, Jerry Bravo, Baron Long, Skor Michaels, Jack Trade, Adam Wolfe, Tully, Andrew Blaze, Jerod Stevens, Alvin Eros, Marc Calles, Triton Rivers
Studio: BigDickFactory
Directed by: Toby Ross
Review brief: Although not identified as a compilation, it most definitely is! It's an assorted mish-mash from WHAT I DID FOR SEX, SEX WITHOUT RULES, and PRINCIPAL OF LUST. And its a tiresome [yawn] bore. The first excerpt entitled One Bad Apple is from WHAT I DID FOR SEX. Cute, skinny, bottle-blond Andrew Blaze doesnt have his homework and the class fantasizes about him being brought before them where his pants are lowered for a few swats with the test papers before the class erupts into a full-scale orgy. There are some cute guys and some nice dicks. But as with most orgies, the scene lacks focus. As soon as one gets interested in one pairing we are swept away to something else. It takes careful planning and a masterful director like Chi Chi to make a video orgy work. Neither of whom is involved here. It is a problem that is only compounded in the following scene: Control Freaks of Delta Phi from SEX WITHOUT RULES. Here our narrator, who sounds like the warden from COOL HAND LUKE, drawls on. There is no continuity. Just dissolves and cuts to other parts or times of the action.
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Release date: 8/19/2003
Reviewed on: 8/30/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Brooke Hunter
Studio: Don Goo
Directed by: Andrew Drake
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 60 min. including all angles and moods Production Date: 8 / 01 / 2003 Director: Andrew Drake Cast: Brooke Hunter and an unnamed guy who Im guessing would be Don Hollywood Initial Expectations: Ive seen enough bad interactive DVDs that Im afraid of every new one unless Ive seen others from the same company impress me. When I saw Andrew Drake (of Digital Lust, Pixis, SinTec infamy), my expectations plummeted to about the level of Atlantis sewer system. Initial Reaction: Its one of the best Ive seen from Andrew Drake, but that doesnt take much. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Brooke Hunter Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting well developed virtual sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a bit on the low side, which means you have to crank up the volume if you want to hear it decently. Theres also a few background noises. The video leaves much to be desired. Its overlit and shows some very noticeable pixelation. On top of that, some of it is even a bit out of focus. Music: None once youre into the feature.
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Release date: 12/15/2002
Reviewed on: 8/27/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Erica, Marcelo, Angel Cummings, Kitty Di Vine, Redda Lacey, Ivan Andros
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ona Zee
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 11 / 28 / 1995 Director: Ona Zee Cast: Crystal Gold, Kirsty Waay, Melissa Monet, Rayveness, Alec Metro, Steve Drake, Sean Ryder, and Tony Montana in sexual roles and Ona Zee and E Z Ryder in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: For some reason Im not expecting too much here. Initial Reaction: Its easily forgotten. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Melissa Monet Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something that feels unique in any way Audio /Video Quality: The audio isnt too bad. Its balanced decently, but there are a few comments between the cast and crew that are left in. The video, however, leaves much to be desired. Theres plenty of shadows, but even more noticeable is the amount of grain. Granted, the movie is from the mid nineties, but Ive seen classic pornos with less grain than this. Theres also a fair amount of camera shake through the feature. Music: The keeps a slight soft rock feel throughout the movie, but does bring in a few other styles.
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Release date: 12/30/2002
Reviewed on: 8/27/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Brick Majors, Nikki Sinn, Missy, Alex Sanders, Lana Sands, Anna Malle, Heather Lee, Valeria, Ona Zee, Tera Heart, Dallas (ambiguous), Emily Hill, Hank Armstrong, Eric Edwards, Cal Jammer
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ona Zee
Review brief: Running Time: 87 min. Production Date: 12 / 21 / 1995 Director: Ona Zee Cast: Missy, Anna Malle, Nikki Sinn, Lana Sands, Dallas, Tera Heart, Heather Lee, Ona Zee, Valeria, Emily Hill, Alex Sanders, Michael J. Cox, Brick Majors, Hank Armstrong, Cal Jammer, and Eric Edwards Initial Expectations: I havent heard of this series before, but the female talent here made me feel the need to check it out. Initial Reaction: Its a nice introduction to the series, but leaves a lot to be desired. Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about the Sex Academy series Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting sex with more than just chemistry Audio /Video Quality: The audio isnt too bad. Its balanced decently, but there are a few comments between the cast and crew that are left in and a few areas which are obviously dubbed. The video, however, varies quite a bit and leaves much to be desired. Theres plenty of shadows, but even more noticeable is the amount of grain.
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Release date: 6/4/2003
Reviewed on: 8/26/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Randy Spears, Randy West, Jonathan Morgan, Nikki Dial, Mona Lisa, Meekah, Ted Wilson, Christine Appleigh, Alyssa Jarreau
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Scotty Fox
Review brief: Running Time: 66 min. (including four min. of fun credits) Production Date: 1992 Director: Scotty Fox Cast: Nikki Dial, Alyssa Jarreau, Christine Appleigh, Meekah, Mona Lisa, Jonathan Morgan, Ted Wilson, Randy Leatherface West, and Randy Spears Initial Expectations: Something about this one seems like it could be fun, but something else scares me. Initial Reaction: Its funny, but not that hot. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Elvis who want lukewarm porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hot and heavy porn Audio /Video Quality: The audio is surprisingly good. Its nicely balanced, free from background noises, and doesnt have any noticeable dubbing. The video shows the age of the feature in an unflattering way. Theres a few shadows, more than a few remnants, and some extremely noticeable grain. It looks like it was mastered from a second or third VHS copy. Music: The music is extremely amusing, but a little on the loud side.
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Release date: 7/11/2003
Reviewed on: 8/21/2003 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Tyce Bune, Wanda Curtis, Steve Holmes, Miles Long, Shay Sights, Nikita Denise, Sledge Hammer, Nick Manning, Manuel Ferrara, Mercedes Ashley, Michelle Michaels, Heather Tristany, Romeo Knight
Studio: Private
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Acid Dreams Studio: Private Director: Michael Ninn Cast: Nikita Denise, Shay Sights, Heather Tristany, Mercedes Ashley, Michelle Michaels, Wanda Curtis, Miles Long, Manuel Ferrara, Nick Manning, Romeo Knight, Sledge Hammer, Steve Holmes, Tyce Bune Running time: 2hrs 11mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Disc Features: Audio & subtitle language options, photo gallery, cast profiles, production notes, trailers Acid Dreams ostensibly concerns the covert use of LSD, sex and mind control in espionage by the CIA during the 1950s.
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Release date: 7/13/2003
Reviewed on: 7/12/2003 by BIGmike
Studio: CD Girls
Review brief: No credits for the director are given This is a simply laid out DVD, which starts out with a quick commercial for the website, www.cdgirls.com by three topless cheerleaders before landing on the main menu You can choose Play, Scenes, or Extras Friday is the first girl up. She is looking very hot with her large tits pressed tightly together from under a tight black tank top, which bears the studios logo across the front, while sitting in a chair with a plain blue background, answering some questions from some guy behind the camera. She tells the guy that shes done about 65 movies in a 2-year period, and the two continue to chat, as she answers a bunch more questions. During the questions the guy mentions that she is not wearing anything below the top, and when she shows off her F tattoo, which sits right above her pussy, we see that she is shaved, but stubbly. The two continue on, and she does a good job of acting like an airhead, which does continue on.
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Release date: 5/14/2003
Reviewed on: 7/12/2003 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: We first meet a sheik emerging from a western style house and stupidly going to sit at a table in the hot sun where he will be waited on by a series of minions. Cut to a captive being led in by a cute young dude with a delicious swimmers build. They run their hands over one anothers chests and the captive starts to blow the pretty young thing. He has only begun when a chunky creature wearing a cape and a leather hood enters and orders the pretty boy to leave. Damn it! He was so much more attractive than these two chunky dudes. And even sadder is the fact that we never see this beauty again! The captive sucks the caped crusader and gets fucked. The caped crusader pretends to cum but as I didnt see anything I doubt he did. The captive never even got hard. Neither did I. Back at the table with the sheik asking for sunstroke, we find him reading a book. Why am I surprised he can read? Presumably scenes that follow come from the book? We cut now to a gorgeous hunk in Speedos with sunglass perched on top of his head writhing sensuously by a wading pool. Hmm! Things are looking up.
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Release date: 6/5/2002
Reviewed on: 6/26/2003 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: Running Time: 56 min. Production Date: 1996 Director: Sabage Sukizo Cast: Animated Initial Expectations: Although there have been some decent anime features, NuTech has been putting out lousy DVDs. I wasnt quite sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Its pretty tame for anime, but kinda fun too. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos looking for their first anime feature. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants an anime feature that feels completely uncensored Audio /Video Quality: The English dubbing is very clear and well balanced. The video is also nicely clear. The animation isnt very developed, and is very similar to most of the Japanese cartoons, like Pokemon that you can find on television currently. The only real problem is that theres a red tint that appears through some of the scenes that doesnt seem natural. Music: The music is cartoonish, and nicely balanced with the rest of the audio.
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Release date: 6/5/2002
Reviewed on: 6/25/2003 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: Running Time: 28 min. Production Date: 1996 Director: Sabage Sukizo Cast: Animated and featuring the voices of Alexa Rae and Trisha Uptown Initial Expectations: NuTechs job on their anime DVDs have normally been lacking, but every now and then Ive found one that was a nice surprise. Karakuri Ninja Girl Book 1 was kinda fun, so Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: It lacks a bit, but is one of the most fun anime features Ive seen. Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos looking for their first anime feature. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants an anime feature that feels completely uncensored Audio /Video Quality: The English dubbing is very clear and well balanced. The video is also nicely clear. The animation isnt very developed, and is very similar to most of the Japanese cartoons, like Pokemon that you can find on television currently. The only real problem is that theres a red tint that appears through some of the scenes that doesnt seem natural.
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Release date: 6/4/2003
Reviewed on: 6/23/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Kyle Stone, Mark Davis, Randy Spears, Ona Zee, Eric Masterson, Jessica Darlin, Frank Bukkwyd, Ava Vincent, Aurora Snow, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Cindy Crawford, Dick Smothers Jr.
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Cash Markman
Review brief: Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 11 / 2002 Director: Cash Markman Cast: Ava Vincent, Jessica Darlin, Cindy Crawford, Ona Zee, Aurora Snow, Randy Spears, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Mark Davis, and Dick Smothers, Jr. in sexual roles and Kyle Stone, Eric Masterson, and Frank Bukkwyd in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: I had several thoughts hit me in quick succession upon looking at the title. Who the heck put the transvestite between those three beautiful women? was first. I then saw Cash Markmans name. Hes still around? was next. Whos the transvestite? came soon after. Oh, Dick Smothers Jr. I didnt know the Smothers Brothers liked women narrowly beat the thought of Wow. Another Scotty Schwartz. Needless to say, Im not going in here with overly high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its really close to my low expectations. Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about what Dick Smothers Jr.
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Release date: 2/18/2003
Reviewed on: 6/12/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Simone, Suzie, Becky [I] (ambiguous), Omar Williams, Chantelle
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Omar Williams
Review brief: Running Time: 107 min. Production Date: 03 / 2000 Director: Omar Williams Cast: Simone, Becky, Suzie, Chantelle, and of course, Omar Williams Initial Expectations: The Big Omar series has quickly become one of my favorites. I go into every episode with high expectations. Initial Reaction: Unfortunately its one of the worst Big Omar movies Ive watched. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting fun sex with fresh faces Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting extremely nasty sex, sex with toys, the same old porn faces, or people taking themselves way too seriously Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty normal for gonzo porn. The audio is often a little off balance, and theres a fair amount of camera shakes, soft focus blurs, and shadows. That said, most of the audio is pretty clear, although there is a bit of the dialogue that gets lost. Theres also a bit of grain and a few serious lighting problems during some parts of the feature. Music: None Menus: The menus are pretty standard here.
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Release date: 4/10/2003
Reviewed on: 6/8/2003 by Nat Hocken
Starring: Eric Masterson, Vanda, Kelly Fire, Richard Kranium, Brittney Skye, Anthony Hardwood, Mary Carey, Avy Scott, Ben English, Cailey Taylor, Hamilton Steele, Rebecca Love
Studio: Metro
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: The porno mind isnt necessarily a terrible thing to waste, but Im convinced that it is often terribly wasted. If the porn audience is so disinterested in dialogue that it fast-forwards through itwhich is a point repeatedly made in More Than a Handful 12why does director James Avalon begin each scene with several minutes of bickering? The answer, I think, is for comic effect; but its a weird joke that asks us not to fast-forward through the same pointless crap its poking fun at. The idea is none of Avalons plans for his erotic thriller are working out. Actors dont show, props are missing, and those performers he does have havent bothered to read the script. (I just came here to fuck, says one chick. Not use my brain. Thats why I left college.) Each scene presents a new problem, another reason to argue for a few minutes before Avalon accepts the inevitable and shoots the sex, hoping to restore the story later.
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Release date: 5/19/2003
Reviewed on: 6/6/2003 by The magus
Starring: Lisa, Mario, Steve Perry, Pascal, Donna Marie, Jamie Woods, Rio Mariah, Marianne, Lucia Luciano
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Steve Perry
Review brief: The death of Gonzo is near, that is the Gonzo that recognized the camera as a participant, and used the cameraman as an alter-ego guide through a series of sexual mis-adventures. Buttman perfected the concept, and the Enlishman Ben Dover (Steve Perry) was his #1 protege. There were trips to livery stables, airports, train stations, the north of England, to the european mainland, all over the place, even to America to visit his Idol. The scenarios usually involved some serious seduction, arm pulling and the like for the demure english girls to agree to get fucked on camera. And then once the camera started rolling, they turned into filthy sex sluts. But, alas, no more. Ben has succumbed to the pressures of the all-sex and nothing but sex clamor, and now we go right to the butt-fucking without hardly a how-do-you-do. The truth to be told, Buttman himself has pretty much given up on the concept. At least he has his ass worship fetish to fall back on. Ben seems kind of pathetically lost. No more sense of adventure, or comical interaction between him and the performers.
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Release date: 3/4/2003
Reviewed on: 6/3/2003 by Oreb
Starring: Randy Spears, Vanessa Chase, Katie Gold, Jay Ashley, Eric Masterson, Jade Marcela, Lita Chase, Anastasia Blue, Jodi Roxx, Joey Ray, Barbie Bell, Tony Pounds, Tabitha Stern, Kiki Daire, Jonathan Stern
Studio: Vivid
Review brief: I.D. Please Vivid Raw Barely Legal,All Sex, Straight, Compilation Starring:April,Randy Spears,Lita Chase, Jay Ashley,Gina Lynn,Alexxxis Tyler,Pat Myne,Travis,Tony Montana,Keki D'Aire,Bobby Vitale,Vanessa Chase, Nick East,Katie Gold, Michael J. Cox,Little Cinderella,Alex Sanders,Ann Marie,Mickey G.,Mariah,Ian Daniels,Barbie Bell,Ted Hunter,Cherry,Evan Stone,Steve Taylor,Cheyne Collins Running Time:About 4 hours Feature: This is a compilation video I got as one of my first porn dvd's. I bought it because it was only $10 and boasted a 4 hour run time. I realize this was stupid but I figured what the hell. The quality of the image varies greatly from scene to scene because it is a compilation and many of the scenes seem cut short. The dvd starts with lame comercials for phone sex for about ten minutes. This alone makes me dislike the DVD. I wouldn't recomend this to anyone. Scene 1: "April,Randy Spears": Scene starts in the middle of a tease, picture quality is not great. April is a small breasted hottie however and that makes everything O.K.
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Release date: 3/27/2003
Reviewed on: 5/31/2003 by Saki
Starring: Andrea, Carlos, Tiffany, Frank Thring, Robert Rosenberg, Stella, Daphne, James Brossman, Priscilla, Foxy, Kelli, Corina, Julia Crow, Mandy Bright, Sunny Green, Roly Reeves, Luisa de Marco, Sweet Leapard, Zora Banx
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: Blowjob Fantasies 17 (2003) Studio Metro/Toxxic Genre Blowjob Director Frank Thring Starring Foxy, Prisccila, Daphne, Sweet Leopard, Kelli, Lea Blue, Stella, Mandy Bright, Andrea, Corina, Julia Crow, Luisa De Marco, Tiffany, Zora Banx, Carlos, Roly Reves, Frank Thring, Clark, Leon, Sunny Green, Robert Rosenberg, and James Brossman Running Time 2:03 DVD Format Single Sided, Dual Layer (DVD-9) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main and chapter selection menus; 30+-picture photo gallery (mix of hardcore and softcore); and trailers for Teen Spirit, Voluptuous 2, Eager Beavers 5, and Pussy Whipped Typical Watchers Eurobabe or Frank Thring fans, anyone who just wants to see dicks get sucked Typical Haters Those looking for hot blowjobs, good cocks, or recognizable stars Replay Value None Themes Blowjobs, Eurobabes, female masturbation, facials, sex outdoors, tattoos Condoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy No recommendations I honestly don't know why I have hopes for the Blowjob Fantasies ser
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Release date: 8/10/2001
Reviewed on: 5/28/2003 by Endorphin
Starring: Rick Masters, Jack Hammer, Claudio, Gina Rome, Trent, Franco Armani, Kimberly Kummings
Studio: In-X-Cess
Review brief: Starring: Kim Kummings, Gina Rome, some guys Pros: Kim Kummings! And her beautiful eyes!, nice personalized feel (I'd personally like to feel Kim) Cons: poor video, but much better than audio, I really didn't need to see that asshole so close, could somebody have waxed that thing first, 3 foot bufferzone violations Features: Photos and you get to choose what chapter you want to see!!!!!! The entire DVD is devoted to Kim. She is interviewed before each sex scene. In the first scene she masturbates. Then she does a girl-on-girl scene with Gina. Then she fucks five unattractive men. I think this DVD was a free selection earned by purchasing so many DVDs at a web site. My first viewing was over a year ago, and I remember sitting through the whole thing despite the lack of production quality and despite the fact that I had plenty of other newly received porn to view. Why? First of all, I was a bit enamored with Kim. She has a pretty face, a nice body, and beautiful, hypnotizing eyes.
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Release date: 2/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/21/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Katy, Misty, Daniel, Jay Ashley, Joel Lawrence, Lucie, Marty Romano, Hanna, Sharon Wild, Brittney Skye, Ashley Long, Denis Marti, Nicole De Rossi
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Zakk Wilde
Review brief: Astoria Productions In association with DVSX Productions presents Starring Ashley, Sharon Wild, Hana, Nicole, Valerie, Britney Sky, Katy, Misty, Jay Ashley, Joel Lawerence, Marty Romero, Rader, Daniel, and Dennise. Produced by Phillip B & Harry Scotti Edited by Zak Wylde SCENE ONE : Ashley Long, a pretty hot blonde, looking good as always, fingers herself from under her panties, moving on to free her small natural tits, and continuing on with some more fingering, and pulling her panties aside, to get a view of what shes fingering, to open this scene. She continues on, and soon Jay Ashley joins her and gives her some oral before he fucks her pussy. She gives him quite a bit of P2M oral throughout, and they move through a few basic positions, ending a decent enough scene with him cumming not too deep inside, actually more like on the outside of her pussy.
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