Send It Down 2 Review

Reviewed by gonzoguy  on  7/16/2007

Putting women in scenes with a bunch of dicks is not automatically hot. The women have to be attractive. They have to exude a sense that they really enjoy themselves. And the staging should break a little new ground, at least (OK, I know that's nigh unto impossible in porn; the only new ground in recent years has been the advent of midgets fucking fat grandmothers).

So, with the bar set fairly moderate height, Send It Down 2 limbos lower, now. Even cover girl Tiffany Price, turned right side up and presented with a roomful of dick, comes off as a refugee from Der Wienerschnitzel. Gia Givanna? Oh, Lord, the poor girl. Look, this is porn -- it's supposed to be about fantasy, right? I don't mean to be unkind, but Gia should pursue another line of work.

Isabella, Alexa Lynn and Veronica Stone are your basic journeywoman porn performers du jour. Nothing to write home about, for sure, but willing to take four or five loads.

The best scene in the movie, unintentionally funny, is when Alexa Lynn, waiting for the boys to deliver their seed, urges them to send it "down the hatch in my little mouth." Down the Hatch? Is she in the right movie?

Does it really matter? In the world of swallow vids, there are far better. In the world of blow bang concepts, there are far better. Save your cash.