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Boxcover for Dirty Debutantes 35
Dirty Debutantes 35

Release date: 10/4/2002
Reviewed on: 12/7/2002 by Flash

Starring: Ed Powers, Jake Steed, Monique DeMoan, Sabrina, Nicole Lace, Blonde Dee, Solei Avalon, Alexis Heart
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers

Review brief: If you aren't a fan of Ed Powers, this film is not going to make you into one. If you are a fan of Ed Powers, due to the poor video quality present, this may not be the volume for you to pick up as other volumes of Ed's films have been released with much better video quality. Viewers who are die-hard fans of one of the stars may want to pick up this title if they can find it cheaply for a view of their favorite performer when they were starting out
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Boxcover for Wild Honey
Wild Honey

Release date: 8/3/2002
Reviewed on: 11/30/2002 by astroknight

Starring: Michael J. Cox, Allysin Chaynes, Kyle Stone, Randy Spears, Zach Adams, Sunset Thomas, Mickey G., Dillion Day, Paige Sinclair, Shawna Sexton, Kiki Daire
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Nic Cramer

Review brief: Running Time: 95 min. Production Date: 10 / 1999 Director: Nic Cramer Cast: Sunset Thomas, Allysin Chaynes, Paige Sinclair, Shawna Sexton, Dillion Day, Kyle Stone, Mickey G., Michael J. Cox, Zach Thomas, and Randy Spears in a non-sex cameo role Initial Expectations: Nic Cramer can be kind of hit or miss with me. Im hoping with this cast its going to be a hit. Initial Reaction: Its okay, but nothing like the box cover suggests. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting slightly artistic sex with a slow plot Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting straight ahead sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and decently balanced, but often a little on the low side. Theres also a couple background noises that are readily noticeable. The video is presented in the widescreen format, but unfortunately its non-anamorphic. As usual with Nic Cramer, the feature appears to have been shot on film, as it has a slightly grainy look to it. The lighting is also a bit inconsistent, which stems from Mr.
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Malibu Blue (New Machine)

Release date: 9/15/2002
Reviewed on: 11/29/2002 by Flash


Studio: New Machine


Review brief: Unless you are a hardened fan of Sierra, happen to be a fan of the film or have some curiosity of seeing Jonathan Morgan when he was much younger and not yet a master of his craft, I would recommend passing on this film. If the film being poor wasn't bad enough it has a transfer that only VCX would find acceptable. If it wasn't for all the extreme genital close ups, this might make a decent beginning couples film but viewers who like nasty sex or hate a plot will definitely find nothing to arouse them here. Before a purchase, I recommend a rental so you don't get burnt.
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Boxcover for Dirty Dirty Debutantes 11
Dirty Dirty Debutantes 11

Release date: 10/15/2002
Reviewed on: 11/29/2002 by Flash

Starring: Ed Powers, Jake Steed, Marika, Sam, Sussi, Christiana Springs, Magda
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers

Review brief: Given the size that some of the Ed Powers series have gotten to, he obviously has some fans, but this is not the disc for them to pick up though due to the poor video quality present. As far as other viewers go, unless you are a huge fan of one of the stars, I would recommend passing on this volume again due to the poor video quality. Viewers that require nasty sex, a plot or some sort of technical expertise present in their adult entertainment will want to steer clear of this volume. Viewers who love amateur style videos and don't find Ed Powers turning them off to sex forever might want to pick a different volume of this series for their purchase.
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Boxcover for Nasty Oil Wrestling
Nasty Oil Wrestling

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/24/2002 by Endorphin

Starring: Temptress, Eva
Studio: Heatwave


Review brief: Starring: Temptress, Venus, Eva, Danita, some dudes not worth mentioning Pros: Temptress, women covered in oil Cons: after paying the girls did they put more than $50 into the budget, guys that you would never want to live vicariously through (other than the fact that Temptress and others have their legs wrapped around them) Why I have it: Experimentation and slicked up women can't be a bad thing. Can it? Overall: I've been tempted to buy Britney Spears Live at Las Vegas for months now, but I haven't bought it partly out of embarrassment. I have joked in the past that I would hide it BEHIND my porn. I felt the same about Nasty Oil Wrestling before I bought it. I was intrigued, but not sure I wanted to commit myself to the fetish. I am quite unabashed of my fetishes, but I have committed to them. I was not ready to commit to oil wrestling. I was just trying it out. If I liked it, which I thought I would, I would probably later be proud of my fetish.
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Boxcover for Different Worlds
Different Worlds

Release date: 11/25/2002
Reviewed on: 11/21/2002 by astroknight

Starring: Alexandra Silk, Sindee Coxx, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Chris Cannon, Mickey G., Alana Evans, Autumn Haze, Holly Hollywood, Dia
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Roy Karch

Review brief: Running Time: 81 min. Production Date: 8 / 19 / 2002 Director: Roy Karch Cast: Alexandra Silk, Sindee Coxx, Alana Evans, Holly Hollywood, Autumn Haze, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Chris Cannon, and Mickey G. Initial Expectations: Roy Karchs movies have hit everywhere from being pretty enjoyable to being about like somebody snapped a mousetrap on my testicles. Im really not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who needs to relax before going into surgery and insomniacs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who has to drive, operate heavy equipment, or get horny Audio /Video Quality: The audio is fairly clear and well balanced, but theres some noticeable dubbing and a couple places where the audio seems completely out of proportion to where the talent is. The video has some slight grain, and the lighting often has some shadows that make things look a little off at times. Music: The music is varied and rests nicely in the background, but unfortunately rarely helps the scenes out.
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Boxcover for Fresh Flesh (Legend)
Fresh Flesh (Legend)

Release date: 9/12/2002
Reviewed on: 11/14/2002 by Joe Shaver

Starring: Chris Ryder, Jonathan Winters, Tyson Rexx
Studio: Legend


Review brief: There are a number of videos on the market these days wherein amateur performers are lured into being filmed having sex. Money is the primary object with a touch of exhibitionism thrown in. Often the person behind these films is someone who uses them as opportunities to have sex with as many guys as possible and preserve the records of their conquests. Usually they are people who could not get these guys any other way and we end up watching a hard core version of beauty and the beast. Jonathan Winters the spider to the flies in this film is not bad looking. He is a balding guy in his thirties and he has big uncut dick. However in order to be the dominant stud in every scene one has to be either extremely handsome, have a winning personality, or be an exciting sexual performer. As observed he is no great beauty. He has the personality of a rutabaga, and his sexual performance is like watching Pa Kettle amble over cow dung.
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Boxcover for Through The Looking Glass (TVX)
Through The Looking Glass (TVX)

Release date: 7/24/2002
Reviewed on: 11/14/2002 by Flash

Starring: Jamie Gillis, Bobby Astyr, Terri Hall, Kim Pope, Al Levitsky, Nikki Hilton, Linda Vale, Jeffrey Hurst, Nancy Dare, Roger Caine, Catherine Burgess, Douglas Wood, Grover Griffith, Laura Nicholson, Maria Taylor, Ultra Max
Studio: TVX
Directed by: Jonas Middleton

Review brief: VCX's library contains some of the best classics of all time, especially with their recent acquisitions of TVX and Collectors film libraries. Unfortunately, many of their prints are in horrible shape. Due to the film itself and the transfer here I have a hard time recommending this film to anyone except die-hard fans of the film. The only decent part of the disc is the fact that it does appear to contain the uncut version of the film.
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Boxcover for Blowjob Fantasies 11
Blowjob Fantasies 11

Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 11/13/2002 by Saki

Starring: Shawna Edwards, Brick Majors, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Julie Meadows, Eric Price, Obsession, Chaz Vincent, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Houston, Envy, Kianna Bradley, Midori, Eric Masterson, Norman Bates, Anastasia Blue, Charlene Aspen, Ronnie Cox, Charlie Angel, Alexis Amore, Sabrina Tyler, Maya Divine
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Greg Alves

Review brief: Blowjob Fantasies 11 (2000) Studio Metro/Toxxxic Genre Blowjobs Director Greg Alves Starring Shawna Edwards, Julie Meadows, Maya Devine, Houston, Midori, Charlene Aspen, Obsession, Sabrina Tyler, Kianna Bradley, Chaz Vincent, Alexis Amore, Anastasia Blue, Charlie Angel, and assorted cocks Running Time 1:58 DVD Format Double Sided, Single Layer Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video chapter selection menu; 20-picture photo gallery, and 33 trailers on side B Typical Watchers Guys who like to see lots of blowjobs from a first-person point of view Typical Haters Those who don't want to see two hours of mostly below average girls giving below average head Replay Value None (watch it once and you'll probably want to get rid of it) Themes Blowjobs, facials, fake tits, female masturbation, drooling BJ, face fuck, lactation Condoms Obviously not If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy Any blowjob compilation series Video Captures Click for larger size [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The First Word: I'm not a huge fan of b
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Boxcover for Fill Her Up 1 (Red Light District)
Fill Her Up 1 (Red Light District)

Release date: 10/8/2002
Reviewed on: 11/9/2002 by aybesea

Starring: Nina, Joel Lawrence, Lucy, Steve Holmes, Lucie, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Sabrina Black, Charlotta, Ulma, Lucy Love, Ulma (Czech)
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Brandon Iron

Review brief: Expectations Who knows? Red Light District has been all over the board. Some of their DVDs have been amongst the worst I've ever watched, while others have been solid gonzo affairs. Your guess is as good as mine. Capsule Review I've got really mixed reactions about this disc. On the one hand, I'm not hugely into the premise of internal cum shots in porno. To tell you the truth, they tend to be boring. There's a reason that the facial became so popular in porn, and swallowing can be even sexier. But cream pies, I can take 'em or leave 'em in porn. But, on the other hand, the idea of solid euro girls in an RLD feature is very appealing to me. On the third hand, these particular euro girls leave a lot to be desired. This is no Private DVD! Technical The technical aspects of this DVD are typical of RLD, adequate but nothing special. Lighting is ok, video is ok, and audio is ok.
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Boxcover for Hunter, The (Heatwave)
Hunter, The (Heatwave)

Release date: 7/24/2002
Reviewed on: 11/9/2002 by Joe Shaver

Starring: Tony, Wolfgang, Bernard, Andres
Studio: Heatwave


Review brief: What a weird little film! It is definitely not a pud-pounder, but I have to admit it is erotic. It begins with two guys whom we shall call Weiss und Schwarz walking in the great outdoors jabbering away in German. They seem to be having some kind of argument as the white guy occasionally pushes the black guy. Soon they are rolling around in the grass in a playful wrestling bout. At this point a fairly fat guy, Plump, comes onto the scene with a cartoon of eggs. He is mesmerized by the horseplay and begins to get aroused. Weiss und Schwarz are now getting naked. They rub their bodies together and the black guy pretends to fuck the white guy. Plump, or Blimpy-Pie as I shall now call him has dropped his drawers and is now stroking his putz. He has tried to make it appear bigger by shaving his pubes but it still seems miniscule under that sagging belly. Hes really not as unattractive as it sounds. He has a rather sweet face and would be a chubby chasers dream. Meanwhile Weiss und Schwarz have started to suck some cock.
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Boxcover for Circle of Lust (Adam & Eve)
Circle of Lust (Adam & Eve)

Release date: 9/27/2002
Reviewed on: 11/2/2002 by astroknight

Starring: Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Kylie Ireland, Chris Cannon, T.J. Hart, Mickey G., Joel Lawrence, Alex Foxe, Samantha Sterlyng, Elizabeth X.
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Roy Karch

Review brief: Running Time: 76 min. (cover states 120 min.) Production Date: 3 / 19 / 2002 Director: Roy Karch Cast: Kylie Ireland, T. J. Hart, Elizabeth X, Alex Foxe, Samantha Sterlyng, Mickey G., Steve Hatcher, Joel Lawrence, Ian Daniels, and Chris Cannon Initial Expectations: After a string of stick-fests like On the Loose, I look forward to Roy Karchs movies even less than trips to the dentist. Initial Reaction: Im beginning to think of Roy Karchs movies like I do a case of the crabs. Sure it gives you some action in the right area, but its not the way you really want it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody having trouble sleeping Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of hot sex Audio /Video Quality: Although theres a few minor background noises, the audio is pretty clear and nicely balanced. The video is fairly average. Its clear, but theres some minor shadow problems and noticeably uneven lighting in every scene. Music: The music is pretty typical, to the point that youve probably heard most of it before.
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Boxcover for Multi Angle Sex 2
Multi Angle Sex 2

Release date: 10/31/2002
Reviewed on: 11/1/2002 by astroknight

Starring: Ian Daniels, Brian Surewood, April, Jewel De'Nyle, Amber Michaels, Keri Windsor, Ashley, Brooke Hunter, Frank Fortuna, T.J. Cummings, Don Hollywood, Zana, Dominica Leoni
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Alex Dark

Review brief: Running Time: 57 min. (cover states over 3 hours) Production Date: 8 / 2002 (cover) 6 / 2001 (feature) Director: Alex Dark Cast: Keri Windsor, Brooke Hunter, Dominica Leoni, Ashley, April, Amber Michaels, Jewel DeNyle, Zana, Ian Daniels, Don Hollywood, Brian Surewood, T. J. Cummings, and Frank Fortuna Initial Expectations: Theres some great talent here, which gives me high hopes. Initial Reaction: Its a good idea, but never comes close to fulfilling its potential. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to see plenty of views of the action as it happens Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a full length feature (namely over an hour) or to regularly see both performers in a sex scene Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally clear and well balanced. The video is clear, but has some lighting problems (especially between the angles). You also see some of the crew in the shots (such as the final scene), which makes things look sloppy to me. Music: The music lies nicely in the background.
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Boxcover for Pam & Tommy Lee: Hardcore
Pam & Tommy Lee: Hardcore

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/26/2002 by Flash

Starring: Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee
Studio: Vivid


Review brief: I can only recommend a purchase of Pam & Tommy Lee: Hardcore & Uncensored to devoted fans of either Pamela Anderson or Tommy Lee. Although this disc makes for an interesting curiosity item, I recommend all other interested viewers rent before purchasing.
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Boxcover for Gangbang Girl 33, The
Gangbang Girl 33, The

Release date: 9/19/2002
Reviewed on: 10/25/2002 by Flash

Starring: Billy Glide, Bobby Vitale, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Max Hardcore, Valentino, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Jay Ashley, Scott Styles, John West, Jeremy Steel, Seth Gecko, Aurora Snow, Flick Shagwell, Kinky, Brian Pumper, Alex Rox, Justin Slayer, Mario Rossi, Warren Peace, Vinnie Viscous
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Christopher Alexander

Review brief: Viewers who like a plot in their film, erotic or tamer sex won't find Gangbang Girl 33 to their liking. Viewers who like nastier sex, orgy action, gangbang and penetrations of every orifice in almost any combination and hate a plot will probably find this film an excellent watch. For its genre, it appears to be well done and the picture quality doesn't get much better, unfortunately, the disc is rather bare on extras, but one can't have everything.
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Boxcover for More Dirty Debutantes 130
More Dirty Debutantes 130

Release date: 7/10/2002
Reviewed on: 10/22/2002 by Diville

Starring: Ed Powers, Jay, Jessie, Gabby, Shuki
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers

Review brief: Directed By: Ed Powers I think Ed Powers is the kind of guy who likes it when people talk about him. He likes it when people say his name, or marvel at his success. And one day, after he's grown just a little older, he will die comfortably in his own arms. But will anyone care very much? True infamy is a long way off when you're a pornographer. When it's all said an done with, Ed Powers will be remembered more for being a lucky man than having been an admirable one. In no way is any of this meant to disparage his success. Anyone who cares to do a little research will find that this self-proclaimed porn critic wrote once in another review that he kinda liked the little fella. Yes, when compared to "extreme" gonzo home movie makers, I do like the guy. By pornography standards he seems harmless enough. But after 15 years, or so, of Dirty Debutantes videos, do we really need him? Sadly, the answer is no. More Dirty Debutantes 130 is a paint by numbers affair. Ed does just enough to meet the definition of pornography.
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Boxcover for Virtual Sex With Tera Patrick
Virtual Sex With Tera Patrick

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/21/2002 by SQUIDMONKEY

Starring: Tera Patrick
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Joone

Review brief: This was one of the newish installments by Digital Playground in the Virtual Sex series which was released in early 2001. This one featuring the hugely popular Tera Patrick. This buxom brunette hails from California, though she has british and indian lineage. This Dvd starts with Tera introducing herself and describing the fact that she has been dreaming about the viewer and if they are ready to have some fun. I was ready, so lets begin!!! I started off with the strip tease and we can see Tera standing there dressed in a leopard print dress, before she slowly undress's, showing her ample breasts and voluptuous body. She then drops down her panties and massages her body, enticing you with words such as "Do you want to see me naked??" Damn right woman!! get em off!!! I then went for the oral option and we see Tera lying on her back naked, first playing with her pussy as you are giving her head, and you also have the option of using your fingers or using a dildo. All throughout, she's mumbling filthy words to get you off and she gets it on.
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Castings 9: Olivia Del Rio

Release date: 8/15/2002
Reviewed on: 10/21/2002 by CAPSULE

Starring: Olivia del Rio, Eve, Kitty, Judith Fox, Natacha, Pierre Woodman, Sophie Call, Roseanne
Studio: Private
Directed by: Pierre Woodman

Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW  Castings X 9 (119 min.) Featuring: Olivia Del Rio, Sophie Call, Eva, Roseanna, Natacha, Kitty, and Judith Fox Synopsis: It's another Woodman casting. Overall: Olivia del Rio definitely does not deserve the box cover since Kitty would have been a better choice. With that said, the only scene worth watching is Kitty. The others don't live to the quality that you would expect from Private. DVD Quality: The video quality is at best below average.   Extras: The Pierre Woodman interview is slightly informative and explains why he uses the same male talent. He uses the same male talent because he trusts them in compromising situations, especially when they are in a country where it may be forbidden to make a porno movie.
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Rebound (Overthere)

Release date: 7/31/2001
Reviewed on: 10/19/2002 by Joe Shaver

Starring: Cory Stevens, Mitch Ray, Nic Andrews
Studio: Overthere


Review brief: Attention all hawks, chicken is on the menu. As soon as they reached their eighteenth birthday these kiddies decided to go into porn. None of the guys is identified, but I recognize Sebastian Cole from PUMP PARTY and it is he who induced me to buy this little oddity. As might be expected with guys this young, they are not overly experienced in performing for the camera. They are constantly casting glances at the camera, and the director can be heard telling them what to do: Take off his pants, Dont be afraid, ride his dick. The kids can be forgiven for their inexperience; the director cannot! Nor can one forgive the fact that people can be seen moving behind the scenes. Having just watched Kristen Bjorns splendid documentary, Behind the Scenes where we witness the true pro at work only makes this indifferent piece of porn-for-the bucks more annoying. The beginning is promising. The two blonds that can be seen in an embrace on the cover are the participants. The cute one with the bowl cut has a rather long dick. His buddy does his best to suck it.
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Hometown Hoochies

Release date: 8/7/2002
Reviewed on: 10/18/2002 by astroknight

Starring: Pat Myne, Julian St. Jox, Tasha Hunter, Gia, Cheyne, Shelbee Myne, Frankie, Robby
Studio: Pleasure


Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 4 / 2000 Director: Stefan Rossini Cast: Shelbee Myne, Tasha Hunter, Gia, Jezaree, Cheyne Collins, Frankie, Julian St. Jox, Pat Myne, and Robby Initial Expectations: For some reason, Im not expecting much here. Initial Reaction: Im even more disappointed than I expected. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to see every porno movie ever made Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting well done porn Audio /Video Quality: The audio quality makes me think somebody thought they were building a masterpiece. Unfortunately, that masterpiece seems to be the house next door to where this movie was shot. Theres quite a bit of background noise during the outdoor scene, which makes me think theres a reason most of it was shot indoors. If that isnt enough, the audio is also poorly balanced and you can barely understand or hear the pointless dialogue. The video isnt much better. Its fairly clear, but there are frequent flashes of remnants and pink stripes throughout the entire feature.
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Rogue Adventures 11: Some Big-Ass N.Y. City She-Males

Release date: 8/6/2002
Reviewed on: 10/10/2002 by aybesea

Starring: Angela, Joey, Amanda, Susan, Bam Bam, Nefertitti, Kate Frost
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera

Review brief: Well, this is it. I have never seen a she-male film before. I am a very straight male, yet my curiosity has gotten the best of me and I have decided to sample one. My understanding is that this series is the best, so here we go... Synopsis Girls who used to be boys, fuck and get fucked by boys and a real girl. All of the girls are latino or black, so if you're not into the interracial thing (I'm not), this will probably be a miss. Also, most of the girls do the "pitching", instead of the "catching", so if you are even slightly homophobic (and now I know that I am at least slighty), it will probably miss again. Technical This is an EA flic. Great production, lighting, sound, etc. Nice work on the technical aspects is standard for a Joey Silvera flic. The Scenes Scene 1 - Bam Bam, Susan & Amanda These 3 "girls" are dark skinned, latino types. They are dressed in construction worker type clothes as they pick a young white guy. They take him back to the apartment where they are suddenly dressed in sexy attire.
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Ron Jeremy on the Loose: Venice Beach

Release date: 8/6/2002
Reviewed on: 9/29/2002 by CAPSULE

Starring: Leanna Heart, Brian Surewood, Tyce Bune, Ron Jeremy, Mark Wood, Troy Halston, Phoenix Ray, Brittney Skye, Holly Halston, Taylor Rain, Mandy Roberts
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Ron Jeremy

Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Ron Jeremy on the Loose: Venice Beach (108 min.) Featuring: Mandy Roberts, Holly Halston, Leanna Hart, Taylor Rain, Phoenix Ray, and Brittany Skye  Synopsis: It's Gonzo . . . Ron Jeremy style! Overall: Taylor Rain saves this video from being a total waste of time! The other women are either old-looking or unattractive and that is really a turn-off no matter what they do in their scenes.  DVD Quality: I can't really say anything good or bad about the quality. Extras: Like their other releases, this one has weak extras.
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Boxcover for All Fucked Up
All Fucked Up

Release date: 5/16/2002
Reviewed on: 9/29/2002 by CAPSULE

Starring: Lovette, Candy Hill, Silvia Saint, Chandler, Petra, Wendi Knight, Tawny Roberts
Studio: Metro


Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW All Fucked Up (90 min.)  Featuring: Tawni Roberts, Chandler, Wendi Knight, Sylvia Saint, Lovette, Candy Hill, and Petra Synopsis: The title sounds something you would say to your friend who has been drinking heavily! All Fucked Up is a compilation.  Overall: There are good news and bad news for Tawni Roberts fans. First, the bad news: If you are expecting for her to suck cock, then you are wrong. I noticed that the folks at Metro strategically left out any action shots of her on the back cover! The good news: The Tawni/Chandler scene is the only bright moment on this DVD. Shocking isn't it especially when Wendi Knight and the overrated Sylvia Saint headline this compilation. DVD Quality: It's average. Extras: It's weak.
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Secret Toys

Release date: 9/4/2002
Reviewed on: 9/23/2002 by Baronorca

Starring: Layla Jade, Mika, Cheryl Dynasty
Studio: Horizon


Review brief: False adertising alert! Cover of disc claims that this Is Layla Jade's first bondage video. It's not, so why do they bother to lie? Secret Toys Volume One John Nystrom Productions/ Elite Multimedia Produced June 2002 Cast: Mika Tan, Cheryl Dynasty, and Layla Jade Run Time: Just over an hour (1hr 8min) Extras: Photos (20), footage from (?)upcoming volumes Secret Toys (vol 1) is a bondage video, and not a very good one at that. The cast is OK + (Mika is a fave of mine and Cheryl and Layla are OK). The bondage is actually quite good (in a stylish way) and the picture is quite clear. The problem with this disc is in the basic idea behind it. It's a bondage video, and thats all it is, the girls each in their own 20 min segment are shown already tied, they struggle a bit, whimper a bit then it's off to the next tie, more struggling, more whimpering......
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Sky's Slumber Party 7

Release date: 8/30/2001
Reviewed on: 9/12/2002 by Rumplestilt Skin

Starring: Inari Vachs, Sky, Cheyenne Silver, Violet Love, Blair Segal, Tara, McKayla Matthews, Deja Blue
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Shane

Review brief: I've only ever watched one of these "Slumber Party" movies and I almost fell asleep. As a consequence, this one is pretty dreary too. Some of my favorite porn stars are in it: Inari Vachs, Cheyenne Silver and Tara. The rest, don't make much impression on me. I must say, I usually check out the chapters before watching the whole movie. Straight away, none of them had much appeal. The girls, apart from my favorites above, just weren't pretty or sexy enough and the sex was so lacking. It just seemed so staged. The only redeeming scene was the second half of the one featuring Inari, Cheyenne and Tara. The best bit being Cheyenne (OH MY GOD, I AM IN LOVE!) lying on a table in the shower room, her gorgeous legs wide open and she's playing with herself. Tara moves in quickly to lick her pussy. Then Inari gets out a dildo and both Inari and Tara start fucking Cheyenne, with Inari licking and sucking on Cheyenne's clit. Cheyenne wastes no time cumming. And that's it. The highlight of the dvd. The extras include some "missing" scenes which are boring and very badly lit.
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