Cum In My Ass (Heatwave) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  2/12/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 86 min.

Production Date: 3 / 29 / 2004

Director: None credited

Cast: Lisa, Lilla, Sylvi, Annie Licious, Angel Blond, Kyra, Demi Cool, Ludmilla, Niki Montana, Stefany, Leslie Taylor, Frank Tyler, and Mike Foster

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Heatwave hasn’t been too impressive from the little I’ve seen of them. Although I love anal cream pies, I just can’t get my hopes up too high here.

Initial Reaction: Skip it.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting anal action with two girls taking on one guy

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anal cream pies

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and pretty well balanced, but there are a few background noises and balance problems. The most noticeable problem is a humming in the background, which I’m pretty sure is the camera. The video also lacks a little. It’s fairly well lit, but there’s some noticeable grain that just makes the entire production feel cheap.

Music: None

Disc Complaints: There’s no time stamp, which always makes a DVD feel cheaper to me. I sometimes like to jump to specific places in a DVD when I watch it again, and without a full time stamp that’s not possible. There is a little navigation in the movie due to having three chapters per scene, but they seem to be at fairly odd places.

Menus: The menus are extremely unimpressive. The main menu has a small green clip from the movie while the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a still from each scene and a chapter number.

The Feature

This one’s by the book. You start with two girls and add a guy. One girl will take it in the ass but the other won’t. Finally, you have the guy pop on the girl’s ass.

Scene 1 - A blonde, a brunette, and Leslie Taylor

When Leslie picks up a hot bottle blonde at the airport, she’s more than happy to show him a little something in the back seat on the ride home. She pulls her panties aside to rub her pussy for him, and after he pulls out his cock leans over to start sucking him. Leslie gets down to lap at her pussy before spooning her in the backseat. They get dressed to head inside, and after some passionate kissing the blonde goes down on Leslie again at the top of the staircase. After a quick break to show a brunette finishing up in the shower, the brunette comes out to help suck Leslie’s cock. He lets the brunette have the first ride cowgirl style before the blonde gets in some reverse cowgirl for each of her holes. The brunette moves in to lick and suck the blonde’s ass off Leslie’s cock a few times as they fuck before lying on the blonde’s back so that Leslie can go back and forth between fucking her pussy missionary style and the blonde’s ass doggie style. The brunette moves off so that Leslie can go back and forth between them fucking them in doggie before Leslie and the blonde get in a bit of spooning. They move to the chair where Leslie gives the brunette a little missionary action before fucking the blonde’s ass from behind above her. Finally, he pops on her gaping asshole and lets it run down onto the brunette’s face. Afterwards, the girls kiss.

This is an okay at best scene. The girls are both decent looking and appear to enjoy sex. I also liked the fucking in the car on the way back to the house. Unfortunately, the cameraman seemed like he had it set for the distance in the car and wasn’t going to change the camera settings from there. The camera seems stuck in gyno-cam mode, and even when it moves up to show the girl’s face it has problems showing much of anything. If that isn’t enough, the ending also disappointed me. From the title I expected a full-on anal cream pie, and the guy popping on a gaping ass just isn’t the same. This is an okay scene that could have been much better with better camera work and a real anal cream pie.

Scene 2 - Two dirty blondes and Mike Foster

When Mike comes home he finds his woman, wearing some white lingerie and stockings, in bed with another bleached blonde, in a bit of black lingerie and no stockings. Rather than get upset that she has a girlfriend, he comes over for a closer look and strips down to join them on the bed. He eats his woman’s bald beaver as her girlfriend watches and rubs herself lightly before moving over to taste test the girlfriend and give her a little finger action. Mike moves up so the girls can suck his cock before spooning the girlfriend. Mike’s woman diddles herself while watching them for a bit, and then comes over to help him please her before climbing up and riding Mike cowgirl style. The girlfriends sucks the juices off Mike’s cock, and after a bit lies back for a little missionary work. Mike’s woman moves things into the anal realm with a reverse cowgirl ride, and keeps it going with some anal doggie as she and her girlfriend sixty-nine. Finally, Mike pops on her gaping ass and lets it drip down onto the girlfriend’s face before fucking her a little more.

This is an okay scene. Once again I was disappointed that there wasn’t a real anal cream pie, and the scene also lacked by the chemistry not being the best. Mike and his woman did a good job, but when the anal started I think they could have had just as good of chemistry if a dog would have come in and started nuzzling one of their feet. This is another pretty average scene.

Scene 3 - A short haired strawberry blonde, a long haired blonde, and Frank Tyler

Heavyset Frank brings a short haired strawberry blonde chick home to play with him and his long haired blonde woman, who’s eagerly waiting in some red lingerie. Frank and the blonde kiss all around their new friend. The girls suck his cock before he spoons the blonde with the redhead eagerly watching and trying to help wherever she can. He moves his cock into the blonde’s ass before continue to show how he can lie there and fuck spooning the redhead’s pussy. Frank actually gets up and finger’s the blonde’s ass from behind before fucking it as she eats her new friend. The redhead sucks his cock clean and gives the blonde a nice asslicking when she gets the chance. Finally, Frank pulls out and pops on the blonde’s asshole so it can run down on the redhead’s face.

This is yet another pretty average scene. The blonde and especially the redhead are pretty cute, and the blonde takes a good anal session. I also really like how into the action the redhead seemed to be. Unfortunately, Frank showed why he appears to be a little overweight by seeming like he wanted to spend the entire scene on his back and didn’t help things by popping on the blonde’s ass. This scene didn’t do a whole lot for me, but at least the redhead made it somewhat interesting.

Scene 4 - Two brunettes and Leslie Taylor

A dark brunette with glasses starts out the penultimate scene kissing a lighter brunette and helping her out of her outfit. The girls test each other’s tits and as the darker brunette starts playing with the other’s asshole, Leslie magically appears to start eating her out. He comes up so the darker brunette can suck his cock, and soon after gets two mouths working on him as well as a little titty fucking. He spoons the darker brunette first and then lets the lighter brunette ride him cowgirl style as the two girls kiss and enjoy each other’s tits. The darker brunette moves back for a reverse cowgirl ride before letting the lighter brunette impale her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style. They even get in a bit of anal spooning before the darker brunette lets Leslie spoon her pussy. The other brunette presents her ass to Leslie for him to fuck it doggie style before he pops on it and lets it run all over the darker brunette’s face below. Finally, the girls rub their faces together and kiss.

This is easily one of the best scenes in the movie, if not the best. There’s great chemistry all around and the girls both look like they’re having a great time. The camera work also seems nicely balanced, and it never seems like one girl steals the show. Of course there isn’t an anal cream pie to finish things, but the scene is still enjoyable.

Scene 5 - A blonde, a redhead, and Frank Tyler

The final scene appears to start in progress as a blonde and brunette team up to suck Frank’s cock. He spoons the blonde before letting the redhead suck his cock while he fingers the blonde’s ass. He fucks her from behind after they both work on her ass a little while the redhead diddles herself to stay awake. He moves to her ass, and after a bit pops on her ass while the redhead waits below with an open mouth. Afterwards, the blonde licks her face clean and they kiss a little.

This scene was a disappointment. It shows some nice potential, but feels cut down and lacking to make the movie last almost an hour and a half. The blonde looks like she’s nicely into it, while the redhead comes and goes with her enthusiasm. I really wonder what this scene would have been like as a full scene.

Cum in my Ass would be a pretty average movie is it did what it said it was going to. Sadly, there isn’t a single anal cream pie in the entire movie. It’s supposed to be about guys cumming in a girl’s ass, not on a girl’s ass! Leslie Taylor easily had the best scene in the fourth group scene, while the final scene was easily the most disappointing because it showed some nice potential while not appearing to show the entire scene. The movie also fell a little short for me by being so redundant. I don’t mind two girls taking on a guy, but here the scenes often seemed recycled, especially because only one of the girls would take it in the ass. There were also some apparent boredom problems on the set which made their way through. Cum in my Ass should be easily skipped for anal cream pie fans, as well as most everybody else.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts about two minutes with six minutes per okay looking snapshot or full screen photo. There’s also commercials and a DVD-ROM only trailer.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, group, lesbian, anal, ass to mouth, and rimming (male > female and female > female)

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Heatwave’s DVDs can be found online for between about $10 and $20. Rent this one if you must, but you might be best off skipping it. There isn’t a single anal cream pie in the movie and the action is average at best. The technical aspects don’t quite get to the average level and there’s no real effort put into the extras. This one is lacking all around.

Note to Heatwave: A few things might help your movies. First, letting the viewer know who they’re watching is always nice. If they like a scene, there’s a good chance they’ll want to see more of the people in that scene. Lousy opening credits don’t do that! A time stamp to let the viewer go wherever they want in the movie is another thing that helps. Finally, and most of all, giving the viewer what the title advertises is always something nice. When you don’t, most viewers will make sure to remember you, and not in the good way!

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