Juicy Creampies 1 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  6/11/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 82 min.

Production Date: 3 / 3, 11 / 2003, 4 / 29 / 2003, 9 / 28 / 2004

Director: None credited

Cast: Ana Nova, Mazalea, Nicole Brazzle, Sexy Bri, Andrew Rivera, and some uncredited guys

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Ana Nova getting a cock cream crammed cunt is enough to draw me in, but there's something about this one that makes me a bit nervous...

Initial Reaction: Although the cream pies appear to be real, there's a sloppiness to the entire movie that holds it all back.

Who Should Watch It : Extreme cream pie fans

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting passionate and well captured sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are average at best. The audio is clear and well balanced, but you do get to hear a few comments from behind the camera. The video is presented in the full frame format, and hovers a little below the average level. It's well lit with a touch of grain, but there's also a fair amount of very noticeable camera motion as well as horribly choppy editing.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu gives you the girl, a clip of the movie, and a choice between watching the movie and the chapter menu for a fairly poor first impression. The chapter menu shows a bit of care, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girl in it.

The Feature

Juicy Creampies keeps things very simple. Each scene gets right to the action, if it doesn't start already in the action, and finishes the action up with a cream pie.

Scene 1 – Nicole Brazzle and Andrew Rivera

Nicole starts out in a frayed jean skirt over a turquoise and black bikini and knee high athletic socks kissing Andrew on the couch before hopping down so he can strip down. She eagerly starts sucking his cock with some nice little noises, and even takes a break so Andrew can help strip her down to just her socks and worship her ass a little. Nicole gets up to ride Andrew reverse cowgirl style before it cuts to him letting her have it doggie style. They also fuck missionary style before Andrew cums in her pussy with the camera zooming in as it runs back out.

This is an okay scene. Nicole looks hot, but Andrew doesn't bring much to the scene other than a little glare from his growing bald spot. The camera work helps give the scene a cheesy feel, and with hot it pans up to her face for a few moments and then down while they're grunting about him cumming insider her only makes me doubt the pop shot even if the goo coming back out did look pretty cum-like. This is an okay scene, but nothing too special.

Scene 2 – Malezia and a guy

Malezia, who has her hair half bleached and a little tat around her pieced navel, lays back to start out the second scene with a guy licking her pussy. He keeps playing with her pussy as she sucks and strokes his cock before letting her up to ride him in both of the cowgirls. They sixty-nine with the taking a little extra time to lick her pussy before he fucks her from behind. They finish things up in missionary with the guy barely keeping the head in her pussy as he pops.

This scene didn't do much for me. Malezia is very average looking, and has a strong tendency to stare at the camera. Combine that with camera work with plenty of motion and a camera man who doesn't seem to into the action and you have a scene that's hard to stay focused on. At least one can see the cream pie is real as you see it start to spurt back out as Andrew pops. This is an okay at best scene.

Scene 3 – Sexy Bri and a guy

Bottle blonde Bri starts her scene out laying on her stomach in a white and blue shirt and pale blue shorts sucking a guy's cock and balls. He moves around as she sucks him before letting her have it missionary style. Bri rolls onto her stomach and lets the guy continue to pump her from behind before the action cuts to her riding him reverse cowgirl style. She sucks him a little more before riding him cowgirl style, and finally lets him nut in her cunt and pulls out to show it running out.

This is another fairly forgettable scene. Sexi Bri looks more clueless than sexy, and although she's cute she just isn't that much above average. The action is also a bit weak, mostly due to the poor editing and camera work. Here it's almost laughably bad as you can feel it trying to avoid the guy, but his head keeps poking in. Sometimes it's just the top of his head and sometimes it's the baseball cap he wears for part of the scene. Regardless, it's more than noticeable, just like the directions you get to hear from the camera man. This is another weak scene.

Scene 4 – Ana Nova, Andrew Rivera, and an Oriental guy

Hot bottle blonde Ana starts out the final scene playing with herself as Andrew and an Oriental guy come in. Andrew guys right to licking her pussy as she gives the Oriental guy a little head before coming up so she can suck and stroke both of them. The guys take turns fucking her in missionary and doggie before letting her up for a cowgirl ride. They also get in some reverse cowgirl before the guys go back to giving it to her in missionary and doggie. Andrew pops in her pussy, and after it runs out the scene cuts to the Oriental guy as he pops a load over her face.

In the past Ana has turned out plenty of hot anal scenes with no shortage of energy and enthusiasm. You'd never know it from this scene. She flashes her smile around nicely, but with these two duds it's hard to turn out much of a scene. At least the one cream pie in the scene looks real, but it's more than easy to look away from this scene. This is yet another below average scene and I felt relieved when it was done.

Juicy Creampies 1 is a below average cream pie release. It does have a couple things going for it, with the most important being that all of the creampies here look like they're real other than fake. It also has a couple cute noticeable girls in it, namely Nicole Brazzle and Ana Nova, but sadly that's where the good things end. The guys are barley good enough to make the mope squad and never seem to bring much to the scene other than a decent load in the end. The camera work is also pretty weak and has a lot of very noticeable motion. Throw in choppy editing rather than positions changes and you have a movie that's easy to walk away from at any time. Juicy Creampies is a completely forgettable release.

The Extra Stuff

None, not even a photo gallery.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, cream pie (vaginal), and group

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of AMA's DVDs can be found for between about $10 and $25 with stores offering them everywhere in between. Aim very low or rent this one first. The sex is weak, as are the technical aspects, and there's no effort put into the extras. This is a very forgettable cream pie release.

Note to AMA Video: There are certain things people like in DVDs. Credits (okay, those people like in most any movie) and extras are near the top of the list.

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