Females on Shemales 2 Review

Reviewed by stroker  on  8/11/2007

Transsexual titles are like a particularly nasty version of Russian Roulette: give chambers loaded and only one blank. The chances of getting something good are slim. Maybe it's because there are so many titles now that there's dilution of talent. I don't know--all I know it's tough to find a good t/s movie these days.

A lot of the problem is that most of the appeal of these movies for me is the physical attractiveness of the performers. I don't want the t/s to look like a guy in drag. If I want to see a guy, I'll buy something with guys in it. I want someone who looks like a girl in all respects but has a cock. That's a tall order, but if I'm going to pay to watch these people, that's what I want.

Five scenes, each one with a woman and a she-male. No names (not in the dvd anyway). Plus the usual photo gallery and "extras," which are the cumshots from the movie, and trailers for other titles from the company. Each scene is subdivided into chapters based on the act, so you can jump right to what you want to see, be it missionary, cowgirl, blowjob, whatever.

First scene is the best, starting off with a blonde t/s who looks like someone one might actually pick up in a bar after only a couple of drinks--and she's the one on the cover (albiet with some retouching). The girl is a pretty brunette. You get a blow, reverse cowgirl, missionary and a cumshot.

Scene two is a t/s and a girl who both have long, straight hair of about the same shade. This t/s is very slim, wears a bra because "she" has tiny boobs, and looks more like a t/v than a ts. Blow, cowgirl, spooning, doggie and cumshot.

Next is a heavyweight, or BBW session. The brunette girl is not bad looking and on the chunky side. The she-male is dirty-blonde, also has a few extra pounds, and the worst boob job I've ever seen. "She" looks like something you'd pick up at a biker bar. Blow, doggie, missionary, cumshot.

Fourth is a pair of brunettes. The girl is so/so, the t/s has a grunge look, and would have been better off paired with the blonde in the previous title. Blow, doggie, missionary, cowgirl, cumshot.

Last is a busty blonde t/s, who while she's not a beauty queen, looks great compared to the last two she-males, and a brunette girl. Blow, missionary, spooning, reverse cowgirl, cumshot.

Video is okay but it's shaky-camera stuff. They shot it in what looks like an office where they threw a couch in the corner. Audio is mediocre, but at least there's no annoying music. Unfortunately, the rest of it is annoying.

Straight to the trash for me. I'll be lucky if I can get it up at all for the rest of the week.