I Love Big Toys 3 Review

Reviewed by Draken  on  5/28/2007

Whoa! Talk about a freak out. The DVD starts off with a auto playing trailer for a horror porn movie. Not being a fan at all of horror, this was a big instant negative for this DVD. This trailer really should have been in the Trailers area of the bonus features rather than making me watch it.

The six scenes in this movie feature the women starting off masturbating, then playing with various dildos of different sizes and colors. Since the basic premise from scene to scene doesn't change, I'll just highlight the good and the bad from them.

First up is the dirty talking Aaralyn. She takes the dirty talking a bit too far I think, using racially sensitive terms and insulting the viewer. Not a great way to endear anyone to become a fan of your work.

Nothing really to note of Savannah's performance.

Victoria is very quiet, only moans, and then only softly. She has one only pussy/anal area, doesn't show well on camera at all, which is a shame since that is the major focus of the camera throughout this DVD. When they do focus on her tits, they put on a nice show, they like to move.

With Brooke, we finally get a new location! The old one was getting boring, after having seen it through three girls. The new location also brings in some new camera angles, which were sorely needed by this time. Her boobs also like to shake things up a bit when given the chance.

I don't think I've ever heard a woman use the phrase "Watch me jerk off" until I saw this scene with Kitty. She is basically tittyless, and keeps her top on through out her scene. She does introduce us to yet another new location, and has a very soft, almost childish, voice.

Vanessa shows us some new dildos and a new location, which is about all there is to say about her.

Techinical Details
Video
While the hand held video is nice and clear, the use of the blur effect to cut scenes is way overused throughout this feature. The first half of the movie gets boring fast, as the same location, same camera angles, and same dildos are used. There was one scene where one of the girl's tits were bouncing away, and there was motion blur/blockiness visible. This usually indicates a lower quality transfer from film to DVD, which is surprising as the case says "Shot in High Definiton".

Audio
The clear audio is live and not overdubbed with any music. Each and every squish can be heard, along with an occasional echo as the location was rather large.

Bonus Features
The DVD features a Behind the Scene's feature, with one pretty hot soapy hand job. There is a bonus scene from "Watching me Cum #3", a Photo Gallery, a whopping 2 trailers, a trailer for their PPV website, and Company Infomation.

Summary
Unfortunately, this movie suffers from a lack of variety. They over use the location, the camera angles get stale real quick, and there isn't much variety in the toys themselves. Plus the women never get totally nude, each wears some article of clothing throughout their scene.