Girlvana Review

Reviewed by dawg  on  2/18/2007

I love the girl/girl genre and bought this flick with high expectations thinking the "high definition" that this DVD was filmed in would bring me up to "sniff range" of the pussies. Wrong! Instead, nearly all the shots are made from the vantage point of a non-participating observer standing at least 5 feet away from the action. This is made worse by the widescreen format the DVD was filmed in. Every girl and every body feature looks like it's 10 ft. away from you. No body details, definitely no sensual element offered by sniff range closeup. Of course, the viewer can use the zoom feature of his DVD player to enlarge the shots, but then he'll instantly get grainy pictures and not the high definition rendition that was intended. In fairness, there are on extremely rare occasions, a few closeup shots, but they are so rare that they might as well not be in the movie.

Additionally, the cameraman shifts the shots all over the place nonstop. Instead of holding his damned camera steady over a particular anatomical feature of a girl for a half minute or more to give you time to concentrate while you're rubbing yourself, the camera glides along the head, the ass, the legs, etc. virtually nonstop, panning from one girl to the next, and zooming in and out, in a highly distracting manner. He should have held the camera steady over the pussy or the face or ass or whatever longer to let the viewer at least time to visualize putting his tongue or dick in that pussy or ass. No, you can't you do that with this flick. Not worth the money in my opinion.