North Pole 39 Review

Scene 1: Lana Cox & Peter North “The Movers Haven’t Arrived Yet? No Problem!”

Apparently the movers haven’t brought the furniture to the new house. There is a bed, however, and for Lana and North that’s all the need. Cox gets right to it and gives North an average blowjob then the two move into a 69 position. After the oral work is done North fucks her in a spoon position and then they make an easy transition into a RCG and then a doggie. The scene ends as expected with North unloading a ridiculous pop on Lana. This scene could have benefited from a bit more dedication on Lana’s part during the oral work. Otherwise it is a decent scene though it seems a bit scripted.

Scene 2: Lucy Lee & George “And You Thought the Mall Sucked…”

George notices Lee parading herself through the mall and follows her back to her room where she leads him to the bathroom and gets his cock in her mouth. The blowjob that she gives is better than Cox in the first scene but still leaves something to be desired. Next Lee gets bent over and frigged until the pair moves to a leather chair to continue the action. They go from mish to doggie with a little oral in between, on to a RCG (during which George trades her pussy for her ass), then into a doggie anal that leads up to the pop. The sex here isn’t bad but it didn’t strike a note with me.

Scene 3: Faith Adams & Peter North “It is nice to curl up with a good book.”

North finds Adams reading a book which is a very cheap attempt at giving the scene some depth. In any event Adams gets North’s pole in her mouth and raises the bar on blowjobs from the previous two scenes (not that it took that much). After North finishes lapping at her snatch he tosses her the cock in a mish position. A doggie follows then a spoon and finally another ridiculous pop.

Scene 4: Angel Cassidy & Sandra Shine “What Do Girlfriends Really Do In the Bathroom Together?”

I don’t think that it is a good idea to throw a g/g scene in the midst of a bunch of b/g scenes unless its extremely hot. So does this scene qualify? No. The girls lick and finger each other then rub their twats together. Eventually a strap-on comes into play and Cassidy goes to work on Shine from behind which is how the scene ends. Scenes two and three already had the DVD fizzling out and scene four is the wisp of smoke after the flame has been extinguished.

Scene 5: Lanny Barbie & Peter North “Do Musicians Really Get All the Girls?”

I was hoping that Lanny, the cover girl, could save this DVD but even being as attractive as she is she couldn’t generate a scene worthy of paying full price for North Pole 39. While North pretends to play the drums he is approached by Barbie who strips down quickly and goes to work sucking North off. There is some brief titty fucking then North goes down on Lanny before getting into a mish. A CG leads into some doggie. Then a RCG followed by North’s weakest (though still decent) pop of the DVD.

Bonus Material

Photo gallery, trailers

Trailers: Anal Addicts 9, 10, Deep Throat This 7, 8, North Pole 34, 35

Summary

Usually I let the scene play by play speak towards the nature of the DVD but in the case of North Pole 39 I think further explanation is necessary. The sex in each of the scenes is very scripted and uninspired (perhaps with the exception of scene one). It seems like the sex is nothing more than a lead up to North’s massive pops. The attempts at lending some kind of vignette quality to the scenes is insulting especially when considered to a series like Jack’s Teen America.

The way the scenes are shot is also very basic. The camera doesn’t move much and fails to present the sex in any interesting manner. It seems that North has pigeon holed himself into being the guy who shoots massive loads and not much more.

My last gripe is with the DVD extras. The extras are all but non-existent offering only 6 trailers and a short photo gallery. Take my advice and avoid this one.