Valjean has reviewed 8 adult movies .
Valjean's Movie Reviews (8)
Release date: 5/26/2005
Reviewed on: 8/1/2005
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Sabrina, Justin, Dillion Day, Katarina, Angelina Crow, Janet Alfano
Review brief: Double Filled Cream Teens #5 Devils Films First things first . . . . . . I have really started to like Devils Films lately. Their general style of shooting, the fact that many of their scenes at least have the girl(s) barefoot and sometimes even contain foot play, the hot euro girls, etc all combine to satisfy me most of the time. This one turned out to be another pretty good one. The format for every scene here is boy/boy/girl, with every scene having anal and DP, and one scene also having double vag. They got a few very cute girls for this video, one of which I really like. So, here we go . . . . . Scene #1: Justin with two guys - Okay, this is the girl I really like. This is the first time I have seen her, and she goes on my list of girls to look search for in cast lists. She is a very skinny, tall, 19 year old bleached blonde from the Czech Republic. Her hair is curly and a little over shoulder length.
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Release date: 4/14/2005
Reviewed on: 7/25/2005
Studio: Ghost Pro
Starring: Jenny, Nuch, Duan, Noon, Pin, Mux
Directed by: Tony Porno
Review brief: Asian Creampies - Volume 1 Ghost Pro Productions First things first . . . . . . Wow. Well, this is my first Ghost Pro Productions movie. I had been meaning, and wanting to see their stuff for quite some time, but I just hadnt gotten around to it. I will definitely check out more of their stuff after seeing this one. This movie is not without its faults, but it is certainly not without its merits, either. The thing I initially noticed and liked about this movie was that the stars are not regulars who Ive seen twenty times before. These girls are all new to me, and that is something that the Asian porn theme is desperately in need of . . . . . new faces. So, I was excited going into this. The girls in this movie are very appealing, for the most part. In fact, more than one scene ended too quickly for my taste. I was left wanting to see more of the girl. I guess that is better than getting bored before the scene is over. All of the scenes are with the same guy, Tony Porno. So, dont wonder why I dont mention the male talent in the scene breakdowns.
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Release date: 8/30/2004
Reviewed on: 7/21/2005
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Bunny Luv
Review brief: Bunny Luv Exposed New Machine First things first . . . . . . I have a thing for Bunny Luv. But, that doesn't make me unique. If you are male, well fuck, male or female, and you DO NOT have a thing for Bunny Luv, then you are the unique one. I am always on the lookout for good Bunny Luv scenes. By good I mean nasty, barefoot, nice asshole and pussy shots, good lighting and camera work, etc. She is sexy in all of her scenes, but the other variables like camera angles etc don't always follow through for her. I bought this movie in hopes of succeeding in my search for worthy Bunny Luv scenes, and although I wouldn't say the search is over, there is some good stuff on this DVD. This DVD has two Bunny Luv scenes from different New Machine titles. One is from Virtual Pornstar Bunny Luv, and the other is from her appearance in Up 'N Cummers 68. There are three other scenes with other girls from various New machine titles.
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Release date: 3/29/2002
Reviewed on: 7/20/2005
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Ed Powers, Kelton, Tara Lee
Review brief: Touch & Feety #5 New Machine First things first . . . . . . I have a huge foot fetish. I also, however, like sex to go along with it. This is the first Ed Powers movie I've ever seen, and I wasn't too impressed. I tend to enjoy amatuer and Pro-Am stuff. I enjoy most of the movies I see from Pixie's Emporium(I just ordered six more of them yesterday), some Randy West, etc. But this Ed Powers movie didn't do it for me. It could have been the camera, the lighting, Ed, the girls, or any combination of the above. You can judge for yourselves, obviously. Scene #1: Kelton with Ed Powers. This girl has long brown hair, she is 21, and could be descibed as cute. I can't tell her nationality, but she could be either Asian or Latin. Or, she could just be a mix of many like most other Americans. Her tits are either a B or C cup. She is a bit of a a girl next door type, and doesn't shave her dark pussy hair. Her nose stud is barely noticeable, but her acne is a turn off Ed propes her feet up onto two little burgundy pillows with yellow trim.
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Release date: 6/22/2004
Reviewed on: 6/27/2005
Studio: LFP Video
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, T.T. Boy, Jules Jordan, Ginger Lynn, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tony Tedeschi, Randy Spears, Skye Blue [II] (90s-10s), Nakita Kash, Ron Jeremy, Lexington Steele, Nina Hartley, Houston, Jenna Jameson, Amber Michaels, Chi Chi LaRue, Jessica Darlin, Layla Jade, jessica drake, Voodoo, Belladonna, Aurora Snow, Anais, Nicole Sheridan, Larry Flynt, Nikita Denise, Joey Ray, Cherry Rain, Nick Manning, August, Jenna Haze, Tawny Roberts, Michael Stefano, Aria, Ashley Long, Ashley Blue, Mary Carey, Felix Vicious, Rachel Rotten, Mercedez, Kurt Lockwood, Tanya James, Kaylani Lei, Roxy Jezel, Serena South, Nautica Thorn, Jayna Woods, Stormy Daniels, Delorian, Brittany Skye, Jim Norton, Lil' Jon, Krystal Steel, Savannah Sampson, September
Review brief: 2004 AVN Awards Hustler Video Okay, here goes . . . . . . First of all, please disregard some of the ratings I have given if they are not applicable. There is no sex on this DVD. I have always been curious about these award shows. Ive always wanted to know what they were like, see who was there, and catch some of my favorite stars. Well, my curiosity has now been satisfied. It wasnt as enjoyable as I thought it would be. It begins as loads of scantily dressed female stars and beefcake male stars, prancing around hoping for their moment in the sun, arrive and were treated to a red carpet opening interview montage with Chi Chi Larue. Stormy is the first, and she just seems glad to be there. One notable quote from this part is from Layla Jade: Fuck my ass and eat my cunt and call me a naughty little bitch . . . . thats all Im here to say . . . . . The interviews go on for a while with Chi Chi making a small dick joke about some guy, and there are many shots of various stars arriving.
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Release date: 3/2/2005
Reviewed on: 6/17/2005
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Pamela, Nikki Montana, Cindy Lords, Kyana, Kitty Sixx
Review brief: Stuff My Ass Full of Cum #2 Devil's Films First things first . . . . . . Here is the second installment of this Stuff My Ass . . . series from Devil's Films. The first installment has one of my favorite scenes of all time, so I expected a lot from this one. For the most part, I was dissappointed. Although there are one or two notable starlets in this one, the quality of the scenes and way the stars are displayed doesn't live up to the first movie in this series. Note: Most, if not all, of the guys in this film are European, but their names are not listed. I sometimes have trouble recognizing male talent. Since they are not listed in the movie, I cannot list them for this review if I don't recognioze them. I will, however, list the number of guys in each of the scenes. Scene #1: Cindy Lords w/ one guy. Cindy has been around for a while, and is a favorite of many. I was pleased to see that she is in this movie. She is a pretty, skinny, long-haired brunette.
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Release date: 4/26/2005
Reviewed on: 6/13/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Steve Holmes, Piper Austin, Megan Martinez, Tiffany Holiday, Aidan Layne, Courtney Cummz, Syvette, Jordan Taylor, Devin Valencia, Lolita Luv, Keiko Nakahata
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Vouyer Vision # 2 Red Light District First things first . . . . . . Running time(without credits): 2:57:58 This is another one of Vince Vouyers POV movies, and for the most part, its enjoyable. The scenes are of varying length, some short(simple BJ scenes), some longer(vag and anal). There is also a wide variety of races and attractiveness in this film. I enjoy VVs POV movies for what they are . . . . a decent medium for masturbation. He is just perverted enough for me to relate. The style of fucking is usually slow and sensual, allowing the viewer to really see every nuance of the girl. Rarely will you see Vince go all out on some girls hole like he is trying to destroy it. His style works well in this film. Scene #1(19:46): Megan Martinez with Vince Vouyer. She is a very Hispanic looking, pretty 21 year old with long dark hair. Her areolas are large and dark brown, and her medium-sized tits are natural. Her pussy is bald and dark. And thankfully, she has natural, short cut fingernails. None of that gaudy, inch long, fake stripper gear.
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Release date: 3/16/2005
Reviewed on: 6/4/2005
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Virginia, Nika, Claudia Adams, Belicia, Ashley Lee, Natalli DiAngelo
Review brief: 18 Year Old Pussy # 6 Devils Films First things first . . . . . . I watch a great deal of porn, as you may have guessed. Most people who write reviews watch a lot of porn. But I have not, until recently, watched any releases from Devils Films. There are no specific reasons for this, I just focused on other companies stuff. Lately Ive been going through a Euro girl phase, so I picked up a few Devils titles. Since watching my first one(a bit over a month ago), I have seen two of the top five porn scenes Ive ever watched, and they were both from Devils Films. One of them is in this video. Note: There is no cast list on this movie, and the only names mentioned are the girls. I recognize most of the guys, but I am horrible with names. So, I will just be describing the guys, without names here. Scene 1: Virginia and Natalli DiAngelo I can tell from the beginning that this is going to be a good scene, just because of how cute the girls are.
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