Sistas On the Wild Side 3

Cast: Jada, Mya, Diamond, Barbi, Candice Jackson, Peaches, Misty Mason, Courtney Devine, Tina, Tracy

Initial Expectations: West Coast is popular in the all-black market. Hopefully, their success can spill over to the all-girl genre.

Who Should Watch It: Anyone needing an example of how NOT to make a hot girl/girl movie.

Who Should Avoid It: People who enjoy watching hot lesbian sex.

Initial Impression: Sistas on the wild side? I think not.

Scene 1 – Jada, Mya

Jada is a dark-skinned hottie with a real nice ass. She wanders into an abandoned building and finds herself closed in to her (supposed) bewilderment. She’s wearing heels and a blue two-piece bikini. She continues to wander the hallway until she happens upon Mya, who is restrained in a cage, unconscious. Mya mildly attractive and slim. She is wearing a backless smock, similar to what a hospital patient would wear. Jada decides to go ‘ghetto’ and shouts at Mya to ‘wake the fuck up’ and ‘answer me when I call you’. The whole bit was very uncouth and unnecessary. After the dialogue, Jada enters the cage and pulls Mya’s panties down and starts to lick her. This scene was mildly erotic but it wasn’t shot that well and the setup was counterproductive to building heat. (2.5)

Scene 2 – Barbi, Diamond

Barbi comes into a sex toy shop to browse. She is a very ho-hum looking dark-skinned girl clad in a white bikini. Diamond is the proprietor of the shop. She’s fairly cute with some nice legs and shapely ass. She wears a patent leather mini skirt and bra. She offers to show Tina how to use a gargantuan dildo. Tina agrees and they go off to a side area of the store to play. Like the last scene, things are painfully slow to get started. The two girls only trade manual stimulation from the dildo, all the while still fully clothed. Neither girls show the slightest interest in sexing each other. Someone forgot to tell them that this is a porno movie and they were supposed to give the appearance of experiencing sexual pleasure. To make matters worse, the director pointed the camera at the two and walked away to get lunch. There was very little alteration of the viewpoints, making the scene looking drab and boring. There was a slight rise in heat towards the end of the scene when Barbi bent over to expose her plump ass for some rear dildo penetration. Her ass looked great but it was too little, too late. This scene is the absolute worst lesbian scene I have ever seen. There was zero heat between the girls and the whole setup was void of any eroticism. If this is commensurate of what West Coast can do with all-girl fare, I think the Sista series is sitting pretty at the top of the game. (1)

Scene 3 – Candice Jackson, Peaches

After the first two scenes, I was not impressed. Neither the girls nor the director was able to bring across any heat or passion in the scenes. This scene started out with a little excitement. Alexander DeVoe is visiting nurse Candice Jackson complaining of stomach pains. Candice is a very gorgeous light-skinned, shapely woman dressed in typical ‘naughty nurse’ attire. Nurse Jackson has him lie back on the examining table and put his feet up in the stirrups. Alexander begins to question as to why he has to put his feet up when it’s his stomach that’s the problem. Nurse Jackson is insistent so he reluctantly obliges. Now Candice is starting to reach for his crotch and Alexander sits up abruptly, concerned about the reasoning for the nurse’s diagnosis procedure. Dissatisfied with her unprofessionalism, he leaves. Peaches, apparently Candice’s supervisor enters in a huff, asking why she has having difficulty treating the patients properly. Defiantly, Candice tells Peaches to shut up and she throws her down onto the examining table. What follows is a mild working over of Peaches at the hands of Nurse Jackson. This scene is somewhat hotter than the previous two given the aggressiveness of Candice and Peaches’ apparent enjoyment. Both women expose the lower halves of their bodies but their nurse outfits remain on the whole time, reducing the eroticism of the scene. Additionally, Candice does most of the giving and the taking is done Peaches. This scene could have been so much hotter if it was more balanced and the two women got naked. (3)

Scene 4 – Courtney Devine, Misty Mason

Misty is looking around a small dark room with a bed. She discovers a dildo and begins to play with it. Shortly thereafter, Courtney approaches Misty from behind inconspicuously. She asks Misty what she thinks she is doing. Without answering, she pulls Courtney down to the bed and the two start to kiss. Courtney and Misty are both wearing corsets, which they don’t take off through the course of the scene. Basically, the scene consists of Courtney shoving a dildo into Japan, vaginally and anally. There’s no real heat here since most of the action is one-sided and Misty seems fake. We don’t get to see the women’s bodies because they remained clothed and the photography was poor. (2)

Scene 5 –Tina, Tracy

Another dumb setup occurs to set things off. Lee G is interrogating Tina to determine the whereabouts of his money. Tina is tied up and gagged, stripped down to her bra and panties. Using his best gangster impression Lee attempts to intimidate Tina with his gun. When his efforts are fruitless, he decides to turn his girl loose on Tina so she may have her way with her. What follows is the dildo violation of Tina by Tracy. This scene gets semi-hot when Tina takes all of her clothes off and bends over so Tina can give it to her from behind. (2.5)

Negatives

Oh, man. This movie fell far short of my expectations. This is the first time I’ve seen an all-girl movie from West Coast. I’ve seen some all-girl scenes in other West Coast movies and they were all great. This movie was severely lacking heat and eroticism. This was really evident in the second and fourth scenes. Except for Tina in the last scene, all of the girls kept their clothes on for the entire scene! What the hell is that?! A big part of the enjoyment of an all-girl movie is the view of their naked bodies. The DeVoe’s didn’t help things with completely boring photography. The camera angle stayed still for what seemed like an eternity in just about every scene.

The DVD

This DVD includes a weak photo gallery, a link to the West Coast website, and a three-minute behind the scenes feature. The behind the scenes footage is terrible by comparison to others I’ve seen. Not only is it short but we don’t get to meet any of the cast or see anything of any real interest. This just adds to the negative rating of this movie.

Summary

With boring, chilly performances from the majority of the women and poor photography, this movie falls flat. I’m surprised Diana DeVoe had anything to do with this. She’s been in several Sista movies and always puts in top-notch performances. Don’t bother with this one unless you like bland, boring sex between clothed women.