Surf Sand & Sex Too Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  6/7/2004

“Surf Sand and Sex Too” is another F.J. Lincoln feature from VCA. That translates to some cute girls having less-than-inspiring sex wrapped around some lame dialogue and storyline.

Speaking of cute, Taylor Rain leads off the flick. She couples with Steve Hatcher, a guy who may be kind to his mother but is just plain hard to watch. Taylor has her brown hair in braids here. Sporting a nice lithe body and small breasts, she is instant hard-on for me, even with Hatcher in the scene. She takes an anal and the pop shot on her cute ass.

An outdoor romp between Serena South and Julian is next. This streaked brunette has a wonderful body unfortunately marred by a ghastly tailbone tat. Of course, she’s a minor leaguer in the ink game compared to Julian. They have a semi-warm coupling ending in a good facial.

Blond cutie Katie Morgan cavorts with Sergio next. Not much to report in this scene, as it’s strictly by-the-numbers sex ending in a butt cumshot.

For someone who displays all the heat of a polar icecap, cute Nicolette still does something for me. Her tryst with Evan Stone is less than rousing, but I blame that on the director. Nicolette is a volcano waiting to erupt one of these days. She takes Stone’s boy juice on her very attractive posterior.

The standard three-girl lezout follows. Why even include these boring scenes in a feature if you can’t get the girls to respond with some small display of heat? Nicolette, Serena, and Katie look like they’d rather be working in a soup kitchen, despite the use of some well-placed toys.

Taylor finishes things off with Stone, and although it’s a decent romp ending in a butt cumshot, it can’t salvage this movie. The slow-moving plot (something about the girls sharing a vacation rental at the beach) and typical poor acting and editing makes this one worthy of a burial in the sand.

The extras on the DVD include: Photo Gallery, Star Bios, Previews, Internet info, and Contact poop. There’s also a plug for Voice Activated DVD, whatever that is. Condoms were passed out and used frequently for this film.