Slave of the Desert Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  7/12/2003

We first meet a sheik emerging from a western style house and stupidly going to sit at a table in the hot sun where he will be waited on by a series of minions. Cut to a captive being led in by a cute young dude with a delicious swimmer’s build. They run their hands over one another’s chests and the captive starts to blow the pretty young thing. He has only begun when a chunky creature wearing a cape and a leather hood enters and orders the pretty boy to leave. Damn it! He was so much more attractive than these two chunky dudes. And even sadder is the fact that we never see this beauty again! The captive sucks the caped crusader and gets fucked. The caped crusader pretends to cum but as I didn’t’ see anything I doubt he did. The captive never even got hard. Neither did I.

Back at the table with the sheik asking for sunstroke, we find him reading a book. Why am I surprised he can read? Presumably scenes that follow come from the book?

We cut now to a gorgeous hunk in Speedos with sunglass perched on top of his head writhing sensuously by a wading pool. Hmm! Things are looking up. He flirts shamelessly with the camera, strips and jacks off. Then it’s back to our literate sheik and cut to:

Two young twinks playing pool. Soon there is another ball game in progress. No fellatio. Just on to the fucking. They are joined by a third who does suck, and then sits on the dick of the one who was getting fucked earlier. The other then has a go at the newcomer’s ass. All beat their dicks furiously. Finally one cums in the newcomer’s mouth. The newcomer shoots; the other twink—the best-looking one, naturally—doesn’t cum. You won’t either. Back to the sheik and his picture book & cut to:

A guy in a silk mini-robe lying on a bed. A sailor enters. (“Hello, sailor.”) Soon both are naked and the sailor is getting a blowjob. The sailor shoves a dildo up the other’s acne-covered butt. No one cums. Back to the sheik and then to…
A great-looking guy in Speedos. He jumps into a pool, comes out, flirts with the camera, strips and beats his big uncut piece of meat. (These two solos are the only things in this film worth watching!)

The sheik now puts down his book and summons his minions. When he removes his headgear we see he is a very handsome blond. He starts sucking their cocks. All are naked. WOW, but this kid playing the sheik is beautiful! He leads all to a spot where—most unfortunately—the shadows of the leaves above obscure most of the action. (Oh, sure now he comes in out of the sun!) What morons this director and cameraman are! Handsome sits on a dick and soon is on all fours with a cock in his ass and another in his mouth. Then it’s onto his back for a missionary pounding. Some of the minions cum on him to conclude the scene. The handsome Sheik and I didn’t cum. He is frantically beating his sausage when the film abruptly ends.

I never really got into this one at all. There were too many scenes with no cums shots; the tinkling pseudo-Arabic music drove me bonkers; and the whole thing was amateurish in the worst sense. Amateurs both before and behind the camera can only produce wasted attempts such as this. There was no real slave. The film itself, however, was indeed one vast desert.