After School Group Sex Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  9/1/2003

Although not identified as a compilation, it most definitely is! It's an assorted mish-mash from WHAT I DID FOR SEX, SEX WITHOUT RULES, and PRINCIPAL OF LUST. And it’s a tiresome [yawn] bore.

The first excerpt entitled “One Bad Apple” is from WHAT I DID FOR SEX. Cute, skinny, bottle-blond Andrew Blaze doesn’t have his homework and the class fantasizes about him being brought before them where his pants are lowered for a few swats with the test papers before the class erupts into a full-scale orgy. There are some cute guys and some nice dicks. But as with most orgies, the scene lacks focus. As soon as one gets interested in one pairing we are swept away to something else. It takes careful planning and a masterful director like Chi Chi to make a video orgy work. Neither of whom is involved here.

It is a problem that is only compounded in the following scene: “Control Freaks of Delta Phi” from SEX WITHOUT RULES. Here our narrator, who sounds like the warden from COOL HAND LUKE, drawls on. There is no continuity. Just dissolves and cuts to other parts or times of the action. “What they have here is a failure to communicate.” Guys are blindfolded, Sean Storm gets someone’s big toe in his ass, cocks are sucked, butts are fucked. I get the feeling I’m watching a poorly made documentary on the Discovery Channel. It’s torture all right. More for the viewer than the participants.

The next scene is ever more far out. “Greek Dreams” from PRINCIPAL OF LUST. Rusty Samuels with his big dick and blazing hair—love that flaming hair above his cock—is the center of attention in a pseudo-Greek orgy. Participants have artificial vine leaves in their hair, etc. But I believe the Greeks had fun at their orgies. None of the these guys are enjoying it. So how can we? Orgies are ten times more fun for the participants than for viewers anyway, but these guys are just going through the motions.

It’s yet another example of substituting quantity for quality.

Things get even worse for the next scene. It’s called “Thugs & Preps” and is another excerpt from SEX WITHOUT RULES. It features a grandpa, a black one-eyed pirate, a dude with spectacles, and two twinks. Tommy Haas, one of the twinks is a real cutie. The film from which this excerpt is taken appears to be the only film this sweet lad made. Of course if I were cast with these ghouls, I wouldn’t be back for more either.

Ironically these scenes are less objectionable in the context of their original films than as they appear here. Isolating them as in this compilation magnifies their faults.

I can’t recommend this film, even to those who want to see what the films from this studio are like. It gives a totally false impression. BigDikFactory has made some great films. This is not one of them.