New Zealand Girls Exposed Review

Running Time: 84 min.

Production Date: 7 / 2002

Director: Jon Yuma

Cast: Holly Watters, Toni King, Jodie Cahill, Brook Adams (who was previously listed as Savannah), Kay Wolfe, Andy Wild, Rogert Hornhill, Harry Corne, William Money, and Steve Parnell

Initial Expectations: I wasn’t too impressed with Sex Around the World: New Zealand, and I’m not expecting much different here.

Initial Reaction: Eh.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting fresh faces and a bit of artistic camera work

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something with a lot of heat and energy or who doesn’t like tattoos

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best. There are a few background noises, such as the talent being given directions, the cameraman talking with the still photographer, and somebody playing piano in the room next to where the scenes are shot. The actual sex audio is also often a bit on the soft side. The video has a soft feel that approaches film slightly, which I think is deliberate as Jon Yuma has a reputation for being a bit artistic in his approaches. Some color is bleached out in some scenes because a lot of natural light is used, but shadows are rarely a problem.

Music: The music is pretty typical porno music, and it has a balance that’s all over the place.

Menus: The menus are pretty plain. The main menu is unanimated and the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene.

The Feature: New Zealand Girls Exposed gives you a film full of first time experiences, which is really strange since Sex Around the World: New Zealand made the same claim with almost all the same people. Anyway, each scene normally has a short lead-in before getting down to the sex.

Cute, implanted, and heavily tattooed brunette Holly Watters takes on Andy Wild and Steve Parnell in the opening scene, entitled Photo Shoot. Andy starts out snapping a few photos of Holly and Steve as they play around in a small pool with a waterfall in it before they fuck like bunnies. Holly and Steve start out missionary before the guys take turns nailing her from behind so Holly can give the other a little head. They take a break to pleasure Holly orally, as well as Andy getting a chance solo with her before Holly takes a pair of nice facials. It’s a pretty good scene thanks to Holly, who got into it nicely, but the camera work seemed a little limited to me. Something else seemed a little off with it, but I’m not quite sure what it was.

Jodie Cahill, a brunette with a huge and hideous tattoo, and Toni King, a plainer brunette, team up for the second scene, entitled Erotic Canvas. After caressing each other on the floor, Toni breaks out a strap-on to work over Jodie with. They take turns working on each other with a few other toys before ending things kissing. It’s a forgettable scene that’s one of the most boring lesbian scenes I’ve seen in a very long time. Granted, some of the problem was a few odd zooms from the cameras, but mostly it was just slow with neither girl getting into anything enough to really hold my attention.

Next up, Kay Wolfe, an attractive dirty blonde with a couple tattoos and piercings masturbates in some sexy lingerie in a hanging chair while waiting for William Money in The Cage. William shows up and lends a hand before Kay drops down and sucks him to make sure he’s ready to fuck her. Kay has William fuck her as she lays back in the chair, rides him in both cowgirl positions, and finally has him fuck her from behind before sucking him until he pops on her tongue and tits. Although I didn’t care for some of the camera work again, Kay is easily my favorite star from Nasty Pixxx’s New Zealand movies. She has a great girl next door look to her, and really seems to get into the sex. I don’t think any of the other girls smile as much as she does, and she’s actually gotten me to smile while watching her. Although there’s plenty of things I feel I should complain about again, I couldn’t help but kinda like this scene.

Holly Watters returns to take on Roger Hornhill in Aukland Harbor, the penultimate scene in the movie. Roger is busy piloting a boat, and when Holly starts complaining about being bored, rather than kick her whiny ass off the boat he tells her to take care of his cock. He tongues and plays with her gash in return before letting her ride it reverse cowgirl style. They work in a couple more positions as well before Roger lets Holly have a taste of his liquid love. Afterwards they fuck a little more and Holly gets another facial. Although I started off hating this scene due to how whiny Holly was, she gets into the scene very well and drew me in as well. She never so much as cracks a smile, but you can tell she’s getting into it really well since she starts trying to pull Roger, who looks like he might be distracted by shiny things, into her.

Finally, real life couple Brooke Adams, who was listed as Savannah in Sex Around the World: New Zealand, and Harry Corne have sex their own way, just as it might happen in real life. They exchange oral favors on the kitchen counter and floor before Brooke lays back on the counter to get Harry’s boney baloney. Harry plays with Brooke’s ass as he works her though most of the common positions, but surprisingly never fucks it. They do, however, nicely work in a lot of oral between positions right up to Brooke sucking and stroking Harry onto her mouth and tits to finish things up. It’s a pretty good scene, but the camera work left more than a little to be desired for me. It frequently seemed a little off, and showed quite a few close-ups that I didn’t care for. On the other hand, Brooke and Harry had some great chemistry together, just as one would hope a real life couple would. This is probably the best scene in the feature, and almost helps it earn an average rating for the sex.

New Zealand Girls Exposed is an okay amateur movie, but nothing to get too excited over. Kay Wolfe and Brooke Adams are easily the most enjoyable people in the entire cast, and I think they have some great potential. They’re the only ones to give believable smiles in the movie, and I think once they get past their jitters in front of the camera they’ll be even more fun. Sadly, nobody here really looks like they’re having a lot of fun. The girls look like they’re concentrating hard and the guys normally look like they’re dumber than a box of rocks. Neither really does anything for me, which really held back the movie for me. I guess this is some of the appeal for some people with amateur movies, but I always want to see people having fun. New Zealand Girls Exposed rarely gave me that, and often left me bored.

Extras: The slide show lasts about a minute and a half with about five seconds per nice looking snapshot or full screen photo. There’s also credits for the DVD.

Themes: Straight, amateur, group, lesbian, and toys

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

Overall: Currently, most of Nasty Pixxx’s DVDs can be found online for between $8 and $25 with only a couple stores offering them near the low end. Unless you’ve seen some of Nasty Pixxx’s DVDs, you might want to rent this one before shelling out the bucks. Much of the sex is uninspired, the transfer leaves a bit to be desired, and there’s next to nothing for extras.

Note to Nasty Pixxx & Jon Yuma : Please work on your technical aspects, especially the editing of your audio. A few extras would also really help things out, although I’m glad you’re keeping your price down with what you’re offering.

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