Wall To Wall Hose Monsters Review

Studio: Pagan
Date of Production: 01-01-02
Starring: Autumn, Katiana, Sunshine, Beth, Karla, Holly Wett, Milah

Before Viewing Expectations:
The writeup on the back of the case says as soon as one presses play, their pants will be down by their ankles and their hand will be on their crotch. Will it live up to these lofty expectations? There are seven scenes, and by the photos on the case, a fair amout of anal and oral sex, as well as a double penetration and a bit of interracial action.

The Main Event:
First up is Autumn, a 20 year old who is caressing herself while being asked questions by the camera man. This is her first time in an adult movie and she is a bit nervous. She begins by giving slow paced blowjob then is soon on the receiving end of some oral attention. Some vaginal sex kicks up the energy a bit, but not by much. She is very quiet, probably her nerves, and he cums manually on her face.

Katiana is next, she also starts with an interview and fingering herself. She claims to have masturbated 134 times in a 24 hour period. She does a bit of self fisting, but can't get her fist in very deep. She soon gets a bit of oral action, then gives a BJ and does some rimming. Vaginal sex follows, and she has quite a bit of energy, her full, natural tits were bouncing all over the place. Some anal sex is followed by a BJ and a manual climax on her face.

While spanking her own ass to a bright red, Sunshine answers some questions from the camera man. Soon she's giving a blow job, and attempts to deep throat, but gags instead. They move into a 69, where he does a bit of rimming on her. Soon it is off to vaginal sex, where he has to keep stopping and/or withdrawing in order to keep from popping too soon. That makes this scene very slow paced, and kills any energy it would of otherwise had. He spankes her a bit before blowing his load on her face.

Jill Taylor (??) is up next, rubbing her tits while talking dirty to the camera. She gets her fingers wet, then starts giving a blow job. Vaginal sex is next, and she has more energy so far than anyone else in this feature. Certainly an improvement over the previous scene. Alas, the energy was fleeting, the pace slows way down when they switch to anal sex. Finally, he pops manually on her face.

The pierced nipples Karla is next, fingering herself. In a switch from the previous scenes, this one has music, with some kicking bass in it. She gives a BJ, and receives an anal fingering. When they get down to some actual sex, she just sorta lays there, not doing much, and not making any noises. Perhaps that is why there is the music. When he orals her, she starts to get a bit vocal, and the music dies down. Back to regular sex they go, and he too keeps stopping in order to keep from popping too soon. He does a bit of rimming, anal sex and foot worship before cumming manually on her face.

Up next is Holly Wett, fingering herself while we listen to some music. Suddenly, she's giving BJ's to two guys. A photo on the case shows her taking both into her mouth at once, but she never really does this in the video although she does come close. The music fades away as she gets probed by one guy and blows the other. She has good energy and is vocal and talks dirty when her mouth isn't full. A bit of anal fingering leads to anal sex then soon an actual DP. Both guys jack off onto her face.

Last up is Milah, who starts off fingering herself. Then she gives a BJ, with a lot of hand action, the start of the IR action. Both are very quiet, even when they trasition into anal sex. In fact, she looks down right bored. And the complete lack of any type of chemistry here left me bored as well. This thankfully short scene ends with him jerking off onto her face.

During the closing credits they played some bloopers, an unexpected surprise that wasn't mentioned on the case. The movie is dedicated to Charlie who was "found face down dead in the hotel swimming pool after binge drinking." Umm, ok.

Audio, Video, and Extras:
The audio was marred by annoying background noises. For most of the movie, the hum of the camera can be heard. Also, in scene 4, a noisy A/C is in the background. Otherwise, the audio was non-noteworthy. The video was shadowey at times due to the use of high power spotlights. At other times, the same spotlights washed out the video. And there were times the camera couldn't focus on the action. The extras consisted of the afore mentioned bloopers, two trailers, a website ad, and an extra sex scene. Only thing to note about the extra scene was a brief foot job.

Conclusion:
The lack of sexual chemistry, annoying audio noises, and below par video makes this one you'd be better off passing by. By the way, does anyone know what Jill Taylor did with Beth?