Sexy Skyways Review

Running Time: 81 min.

Production Date: 3 / 01 / 2001

Director: James diGiorgio

Cast: Dru Berrymore, Cherry Mirage, Summer Breeze, Catalina, Casey, Brittany Blue, Gino Greco, Rafe, Rod Fontana, and T. J. Cummings

Initial Expectations: Maybe it’s because Dru Berrymore is in it, but for some reason I’m looking forward to this one.

Initial Reaction: It’s kind of like one of them flying nightmares. The plane’s going down over water, and the life vest just popped out a yellow duckie. It’s cute at first, but then you realize you’re screwed.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesn’t want to see cum

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks hot sex should end with a pop shot

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a little below average. It’s frequently hollow and often a little off balance. It also feels a little maxed out and has some scratchiness in a few places. There’s also a few background noises that are quite noticeable since some of the stars look towards what’s happening. The video is pretty average. There’s a little bit of grain that I think places it about halfway between good DVD and good VHS quality. The lighting is a little low, but not so much that it hides the stuff you’re wanting to see.

Music: None for the first several scenes, and then continuing through the last couple with the same song nonstop.

Menus: The main menu has a little animation that gives it a decent feel, but isn’t anything too special. The chapter menu is extremely basic and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of the scene.

The Feature: Sexy Skyways helps fulfill another fantasy, the stewardess. Each scene has a short little setup before getting down to the action.

Stewardess Brittany Blue, a cute brunette with a great natural body, gets a lesson in logistics from air traffic controller Gino Greco. She’s confused by all of it, and just wants to relax a bit. She tells Gino how she hates the uniform they make them wear, and decides to loosen things up a little since nobody comes in. Since nobody comes in, she also decides that he could use a little stress relief. She energetically sucks his cock, and then gives his nipples a little oral action as well. He reciprocates with the same attention to Brittany’s pussy and tits before starting to fuck her as she sits on the desk. They continue through some of the other common positions with Brittany finishing things with an implied internal pop. It’s a pretty good scene sexually, up until the ending which makes it look like somebody couldn’t perform, but also a lot of fun. There’s quite a bit of commentary from the planes coming in that’s fairly amusing. It breaks up the scene a bit and keeps it very light. Brittany was also very enjoyable to watch, and I think I actually lost weight just by watching how energetic she was.

Rafe cashes in his frequent flyer perks with head stewardess Dru Berrymore, who looks as great as ever in a paid of knee high black fuck-me boots. She drops down and shows just how she earned the head stewardess position, and sucks Rafe’s cock while giving him a fair amount of great eye contact. Rafe heads in to return the favor, and with the enthusiasm he shows you’d think he had a wetsuit and a mining helmet on. They keep things going with a nice bit of reverse cowgirl as Rafe spanks Dru’s ass until it’s nice and pink. They move on through reverse cowgirl, doggie, and missionary before the scene ends with another implied pop. Actually, it looks more like the scene was just chopped off since he slows down to simulate a pop and then speeds right back up. I can let the implied pop go once, but two times in a row is pretty annoying and lame. It’s too bad since the scene has some great chemistry and Dru puts some good energy into the scene.

Pilot Rod Fontana brings home bleached blonde schoolgirl looking Summer Breeze, who even has braces. I’m guessing she was a dropout since she doesn’t seem to realize that he’s a pilot even after he brings her home. He tried impressing her with a few stories before she tells him that she was more interested in fucking him that his stories. She starts sucking his cock with some decent energy, and gags on it a little while trying not to shred it with the hardware in her mouth. She strips for him before he tongues her twat, and even lets him give her brown eye a little lick. He moves on to fuck her missionary style, and gives her feet a little oral attention as he stabs her. They keep things going in both cowgirls before Rod picks Summer up for a standing fuck. Once again, there’s an implied pop that’s thoroughly unconvincing.

Stewardesses Catalina and Cherry Mirage vent a little to each other after getting home. Catalina’s a little stressed, so Cherry gives her a massage and finally works her mouth around Catalina’s tits while Catalina tries to remember her lines. Cherry finally gets sick of waiting and tells Catalina to get up and spread her snatch over her face so she can lick it, and then brings her back down for a few more laps. The girls switch around so Cherry can receive a little, and go through the same positions a second time. It’s an average at best scene, and all credit for it getting that far goes to Cherry Mirage. Catalina looks like a good support for all porn stars being dumber than a rock, and I doubt she could act her way out of a wet paper sandwich bag. Cherry, on the other hand, was great to watch and did a very good job of overcoming the limitations she was stuck with in this scene. This scene also has the most believable orgasms for both people in the scene out of the entire movie.

Finally, Casey, a below average brunette with a body that’s a little too real for some people, applies for a stewardess job with T. J. Cummings and shows him all of her skills. T. J. starts out as a gentleman by licking Casey’s gash before she sucks his cock while him a few nice smiles. They keep moving through a few of the common positions before an implied pop shot with all the acting skill of the guy in the Barney suit trying to show DeNiro how things are supposed to be done. It’s a fairly lame scene, and doesn’t leave that good of a parting impression.

Sexy Skyways comes very close to being a really good and fun fuck flick. The setups are light but fun, and have some great humor that raises up the entire scene. The sex also starts out very good, and for the most part has great chemistry. The only problem is that none of the scenes have a pop shot, and the implied internal pops are badly faked. It makes every guy in the movie look like they can’t perform and brings down the entire feature. Up until the end of the scenes, most of the scenes were a couple steps above average, but by the end of the scene they were a couple steps below. It’s really sad and I hope somebody who sees this film meets Jim diGiorgio in a dark alley one of these nights. The editing and camera work also seems a little basic, and holds the feature back a little more. Sexy Skyways takes off nicely, but runs out of fuel before getting to its destination.

Extras: The photo gallery includes about twenty very nice looking snapshots and full screen photos. There’s also a short bio for Dru Berrymore and phone sex and internet information.

Themes: Straight, implied pop shots, rimming (male > female), toe-ing, and lesbian

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Overall: Currently, Sexy Skyways can be found online for between $10 and $23 with all but one store offering it for about $19 and up. If you think this might be for you, rent it first. The sex starts off good but bombs with poorly implied pops. The transfer is weak, amd there isn’t much of anything for extras.

Note to Pleasure : You had a good start here, but by not having any pop shots you’re going to disappoint almost everybody here. Please slap the director and editor for not including them.

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