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Blow Job Face
Release date: 6/14/2010
Reviewed on: 4/30/2011 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Joe Blow, Jack Vegas, Christina Skye, Eric John, Chris Strokes, Bridgette B, Sadie West, Juelz Ventura, Gracie Glam, Vicki Chase, Melanie Rios
Studio: Vince Vouyer Unleashed
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: I’ll admit two things during this review of Blow Job Face from Vince Vouyer Unleashed. First, I’m just getting the hang of the fact that Vince Vouyer Unleashed and Vouyer Media are two way different companies. Secondly, I’m a major glutton for punishment as I get sucked into thinking that Vince Vouyer Unleashed is actually going to capitalize on Vince’s extensive experience and put out decent porn.
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Facts of Life, The
Release date: 6/9/2011
Reviewed on: 4/21/2011 by T0MBOne
Starring: Raylene, Anthony Rosano, Lee Bang, Kristina Rose, Coffee Brown, Rocco Reed, Ryan McLane, Kodi Gamble, Bobbi Brixton
Studio: DreamZone Entertainment
Directed by: Gram Ponante
Review brief: Gram Ponante writes and directs THE FACTS OF LIFE: A PORN PARODY (2011, Dream Zone Entertainment) with Mrs. Garrett (Raylene) and her girls from Yeastland Academy Junior College. Here is a review.
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Too Cool For School
Release date: 6/9/2010
Reviewed on: 4/11/2011 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Kitty, Anastasia, Kate, Anna, Hanna
Studio: Juicy Entertainment
Review brief: Quickie review time. No need to bother checking out this release as it's a complete waste of time and is a poor excuse for porn in today's day and age.
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This Ain't Dirty Jobs XXX
Release date: 5/4/2010
Reviewed on: 3/4/2011 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Madison Scott, Carmen McCarthy, Tanner Mayes, Cyrus King, April O'Neil, Tiffany Star
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: This one is easily skipped. Evan Stone quickly becomes a liability and neither he or the camera seem to realize that the sex part is about the couples having sex instead of Evan talking or goofing off. The sex is average at best and by halfway through the movie I didn't care about any of it. The technical aspects are pretty average but the extras show a touch of effort with a very nice behind the scenes featurette. That's not enough to save this one, however, so save yourself some time and pass it by.
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Homegrown Video 735: Gulp Fiction
Release date: 7/1/2008
Reviewed on: 2/27/2011 by astroknight
Starring: Angel, Damon, Tara Tainton, Code T., Emma Gold, Kyrie Eleison, Curious James
Studio: Homegrown
Review brief: Pass this one by. The normally reliable Tara Tainton and Code turn out what might be the weakest scene I've seen from them and Kyrie Eleison's scene isn't even fit to include as cut footage from a movie. Angel does okay, but Emma Gold's the real star here who turns out a fun solo scene that actually makes it past the average mark. The technical aspects hover a bit below average, which isn't new for amateur porn, and as usual with Homegrown the extras are completely generic and recycled. This is a disappointing release.
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Twisty Treats
Release date: 6/29/2010
Reviewed on: 2/21/2011 by Captain Jack
Starring: Crissy Moran, Sandee Westgate, Carli Banks, Ashlynn Brooke, Heather Vuur, Andie Valentino, Brea Lynn, Meggan Mallone, Jessica Difeo, Heather Summers, Lindsey Marie
Studio: Twistys
Review brief: A very poor solo masturbation effort from Twistys. Some of the scenes had annoying music and some of the scenes were dead silent until the girl faked an orgasm. Crissy Moran has a smoking hot body but it seems as if the scene ended but Crissy didnt! In fact, a few of the scenes seemed to end with no justificationjust when the girl was getting into it, Twistys was on to the next one. Ashlynn Brooke rubbed one out in a dirty and nasty jail cell somewhere. I wouldnt dare get naked where she performed! This title featured some new girls, like Lindsay Marie, Janet Difeo and Heather Vanderdeven. All gorgeous babes but all in quick scenes that either ended abruptly or didnt get going at all. If youre into masturbation flicks, this might not be the movie for you. Special features included a 3 ½ minute BTS and a photo gallery.
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Interracial Amateur Orgy
Release date: 5/4/2010
Reviewed on: 2/21/2011 by astroknight
Starring: King James, Kensey Knox, Lya Pink, Dizzy Dee, Sean Swipe, Jenny Lo, Kelly Surfer, Lacey Dash, Lexxi Lowe
Studio: Black Ice
Directed by: Dawayne Dane
Review brief: If you want hot orgy action, this isn't the best place to look. With the same three guys taking on four girls in one scene and three in the other it never seems big enough to feel like a real orgy. The technical aspects are okay and the extras show a bit of effort with a fun behind the scenes, but overall this release comes out all too forgettable.
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In the VIP 3
Release date: 11/29/2010
Reviewed on: 2/10/2011 by T0MBOne
Starring: Voodoo, Tiffany Rose, Johnny Sins, Jordan Ash, J-Mac, Brynn Tyler, Amy Brooke, Dylan Riley, Vivie Delmonico
Studio: Reality Kings
Review brief: IN THE VIP #3 (2010) is 3 sex parties with "footage direct from the hottest clubs." Here is a review.
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Asstastic (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 12/14/2010
Reviewed on: 1/17/2011 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Roxanne Hall, Mark Davis, Randy Spears, Mr. Marcus, Tommy Gunn, John West, Eric Masterson, Layla Jade, Cheyne Collins, Dexter, Noname Jane, Mark Wood, Joey Ray, Trinity, Maya Divine, Dru Berrymore, Barrett Blade, Jason Zupalo, Talon, Ana Nova, Gia Jordan, Shy Love, Melissa Lauren, Alisha Bizart, Buster Good, Holly Wellin, Nicki Hunter, Luscious Lopez, Joanna Angel, Eric Swiss
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: This collection of fifteen anal scenes had plenty going for it. A nice mix of styles combined with threesomes, interracial action, and cum going almost everywhere it could should have made it where almost anybody who likes anal action could find something they like. Instead, the sloppy reformatting of the aspect ratio makes this compilation barely watchable and I wouldn't blame anybody for skipping this release because of it.
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Sanatorium
Release date: 9/7/2010
Reviewed on: 10/2/2010 by Captain Jack
Starring: Raylene, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Francesca Le, Mark Wood, Nick Manning, Kris Slater, Tyler Knight, James Deen, Ashley Roberts, High Pitch Eric, Lux Kassidy, Sarah Vandella, Kagney Linn Karter, Ethan Hawk, Alex Urban, Matt Bianco, Teddy Andreadis
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: Gary Orona
Review brief: Zero Tolerance throws themselves into the feature film market and gets away from their gonzo offerings. Tabitha Stevens serves as the narrator of the convoluted story and is in seven of the ten scenes. The best I can tell is that a crooked Senator, played by Nick Manning, has a shady past. Hes on an anti-porn crusade but he hands around with Tabitha a lot and likes to watch her have sex. There are a lot of flashbacks and its difficult to ascertain whats going on. Im not watching Lost here, this is porn and Zero Tolerance forgets that at time. The story was boring and the acting was wooden and laconic. I know theyre porn stars, so I didnt expect Olivier, but they could do better than what was presented. Speaking of porn, the sex scenes are obviously the most important factor in an adult movie. And the sex was average at best. The scenes were short and had no energy. Four of the scenes even ended with hand jobs, so you didnt even get facials out of it. Theres an all-star cast including Kagney Linn Karter, Ashley Roberts, Sara Sloane, Francesca Le and Raylene, but its wasted.
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Blow Job Face
Release date: 6/14/2010
Reviewed on: 8/29/2010 by T0MBOne
Starring: Joe Blow, Jack Vegas, Christina Skye, Eric John, Chris Strokes, Bridgette B, Sadie West, Juelz Ventura, Gracie Glam, Vicki Chase, Melanie Rios
Studio: Vince Vouyer Unleashed
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Vince Vouyer directs BLOW JOB FACE (2010) for his company, Vince Vouyer Unleashed. Here is a review.
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Ultimate Sex Tease
Release date: 8/2/2007
Reviewed on: 7/17/2010 by celluloidferox
Starring: Diamond, Brittany Blue, August, Layla Star, Claudia Fields
Studio: Rosebud
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Ultimate Sex Tease Directed by Jules Jordan Starring: August, Brittney Blue, Claudia Fields, Diamond, Layla Star, Jules Jordan, & Erik Everhard. Studio: Rosebud
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Mommy X-Perience, The
Release date: 4/23/2010
Reviewed on: 7/15/2010 by Sean Renaud
Starring: Christian XXX, Francesca Le, Darla Crane, Anthony Rosano, Diamond Foxxx, India Summer, Johnny Sins, Kendra Secrets, Skyla Paige, Gracie Glam, Amy Brooke, Mallory Rae Murphy
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: The Mommy X-perience is part of that new tradition of film like Kittens and Cougars or Kittens and MILF where the point is coupling older starlets with younger girls under the guise that they can teach these girls something they dont already know. Personally Im not a huge fan of the formula and might be a little harsher than is really deserved. Personally I cant recommend this film for anything other than the bargain bin. Sure there is worse porn in the world but I dont recommend things based on you could do worse if you tried really hard.
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Black Amateur Swinger's Party 2
Release date: 4/20/2010
Reviewed on: 5/19/2010 by Christian Dark
Starring: Broc Adams, Dawayne Dane, King James, Prodigy X, Lexi Moore, Nasir, Dizzy Dee, Sean Swipe, Luxury Play, Tia Freaxx, Honey Berry, Jessica Bad Bitch, Porsha Carrera, Porche Carrera, Dariel Dukes, Red Royal
Studio: Black Ice
Directed by: Tony Flush
Review brief: So this is the future of black porn huh................................well it was nice while it lasted people. We had incredible performers who took ahold of the scene and blew you away time after time. It was a pleasure watching the Janet Jacmes, Angel Kelly, Jordan McKnight, Crown Princess all the way up to the Pinky's, Roxy Reynolds and Ayana Angel. Now we have this shit. Listen I don't like tearing apart movies but some people and clearly studios(wait til I get to the other Black Ice movie I seen) deserve it. Someone needs to tell these guys that shit like this just doesn't cut it. Now I will admit there were a couple of girls here I wouldn't mind seeing again, but damn man this movie was just bad, not bad meaning good I mean bad meaning bad. No long drawn out review here, its just one long orgy with a ass shake segment, a bj segment, a half assed fuck segment and a bullshit pop segment.
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Mean Bitches Erotic Femdom 7
Release date: 3/30/2010
Reviewed on: 5/18/2010 by Bird's Eye
Starring: Guy DiSilva, Kris Slater, Sydnee Capri, Jack Vegas, Nikki Rhodes, Bridgette B, Angelina Ashe, Slave Alex
Studio: Kick Ass
Directed by: Glenn King
Review brief: With so much porn available on the Net, the only justification for buying physical media these days is the superior picture and audio they can offer. Why else spend the extra cash, and why else take up precious shelf space? Though I was hoping for DVD-caliber visuals in this release, I was hit instead with a nasty surprise. Of the four scenes on this disc, only two are watchablethe first and the fourth. Scenes two and three are riddled with the worst case of aliasing I have ever seen in a DVD image. The sound is equally patchy, typical of MeanBitch productions. The content is standard fare for this series: nubile bitches receiving copious amounts of oral stimulation. However, with the exception of Sydnee Capri, the performers here dont do as much trash talking as one might see, or rather hear, in this genre. Scene one kicks off with Angelina Ashe, who has a luscious rump, the camera generously showcasing it as she gets her cunt and anus polished by an eager tongue.
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Afternoon Tease (VCX)
Release date: 5/10/2010
Reviewed on: 5/17/2010 by T0MBOne
Starring: Peter Dawson, Sandy Dempsey, Ron Darby, Donna Young, Casey Lorrain, Ken Wade, Alida Tennant
Studio: VCX
Directed by: C. Roberts
Review brief: VCX has re-released AFTERNOON TEASE (1976) as part of its series of remastered classic DVDs for 2010. Here is a review.
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Eyelashes
Release date: 4/26/2010
Reviewed on: 5/10/2010 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Kitty McMuffin, Aiden Starr, Damek, Dane Cross, Charlotte Vale, Katie St. Ives, Violet Monroe, Sherwood, Chad Alva
Studio: Vivid Alt
Directed by: Eon McKai
Review brief: Im not going to dwell too much on Eyelashes from Vivid-Alt as its one of those releases that tries to be high brow art instead of what it is, porn. That being said, this release has the very hot and tasty Katie St. Ives in it along with Aiden Starr and Charlotte Vale. The problem with this is that the high brow art aspect of the release completely kills it. IMHO, it sure seems like the majority of the film is shot through a rectangular magnifying glass, completely killing any inclination to view it. At this point, it becomes completely unwatchable.
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Eyelashes
Release date: 4/26/2010
Reviewed on: 5/8/2010 by fu_q
Starring: Kitty McMuffin, Aiden Starr, Damek, Dane Cross, Charlotte Vale, Katie St. Ives, Violet Monroe, Sherwood, Chad Alva
Studio: Vivid Alt
Directed by: Eon McKai
Review brief: If Eon McKais aim in putting together Eyelashes were to create an utterly unwatchable adult film, then one could call this endeavor a success. Under any other measure of accomplishment, however, this production outright fails. While I recognize that McKais tendency is toward being more artistic and establishing a unique look for his adult filmsand, as such, I have taken this into account somewhat positively in prior reviewsit has always been a noted concern of mine that he was being artsy simply for the sake of appearing edgy, different, and deep. Along these lines, I have always been concerned that this would one day take his work too far and ruin its value as an adult-oriented product. In Eyelashes, this is indeed what has finally transpired. Sowhat kills (literally) this movie as an adult film? The actresses are fine. The actors are fine. The sex, on the whole, even appears to be fine. Sure, the colors are drab, the sets are dull, the angles are sometimes awkward, the cuts are jumpy, and the camerawork is often jittery and jerky.
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Cum Fu 3
Release date: 1/12/2010
Reviewed on: 4/12/2010 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Voodoo, Mikey Butders, Coco Velvett, Miley Villa, Annie Lee, Abbie Lee, Kita Zen, Tasha Lynn
Studio: Muffia
Review brief: What do you get when you take a bunch of hot younger Asian girls and let them have sex with a bunch of straight for pay guys? You get Muffia’s Cum Fu #3.
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Wanna Fuck Me? Gotta Fuck Him
Release date: 3/29/2010
Reviewed on: 3/14/2010 by Suzi Fuji
Starring: Gia, Kristyna, Samantha Jolie, Rhianna Samuel
Studio: Combat Zone
Review brief: Wanna Fuck Me? Gotta Fuck Him by Combat Zone is a four scene almost 3 hour waste of time that will definitely having you reaching for the remote to turn this off before the disk is over.
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Wanna Fuck Me? Gotta Fuck Him
Release date: 3/29/2010
Reviewed on: 3/7/2010 by Suzi Fuji
Starring: Gia, Kristyna, Samantha Jolie, Rhianna Samuel
Studio: Combat Zone
Review brief: Wanna Fuck Me? Gotta Fuck Him by Combat Zone is a four scene almost 3 hour waste of time that will definitely having you reaching for the remote to turn this off before the disk is over.
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3-Way Addiction
Release date: 2/24/2007
Reviewed on: 1/27/2010 by Gynivore
Starring: Asia, Missy Monroe, Tyla Wynn, Shay Lamar, Hillary Scott
Studio: Vixen Video
Review brief: 4 scenes total, running under 2 hours, with bad camera work and terrible sound, which is unfortunate, as there are some good moments here. However they're too few and far between, and they're frequently lost by ill-chosen cuts or bad camera position. Hillary Scott's usual star-power is nearly absent to the point that I'm not sure even a Hillary completist should pick this one up.
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Best Of No Swallowing Allowed
Release date: 11/3/2009
Reviewed on: 1/21/2010 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Crystal Ray, Daisy Marie, Penny Flame, Dillan Lauren, Mia Rose, Sophie Dee, Jasmine Tame, Alexis Love, Alektra Blue, Jessi Summers, Lexi Belle, Sammy Cruz, Sasha Grey, Mackenzee Pierce, Brooke Belle, Sandy Sweet
Studio: Diabolic
Review brief: I think we call all remember the time when we’d go to the video store, rush to the new releases section and drool over the latest releases from Anabolic/Diabolic. What the hell happened to them? That’s all I thought as I watched Best of No Swallowing Allowed. They used to put out such great stuff. Not anymore. If this release is truly the best that the No Swallowing Allowed series offered than Diabolic should just close up shop now.
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Voyeur Within (Studio A)
Release date: 11/17/2009
Reviewed on: 12/12/2009 by Captain Jack
Starring: Aria Giovanni, Tori Black, Jade Hsu, Danny Mountain, Michelle Maylene, Johnny Castle, Bobbi Starr, Sadie West, Ally Ann, Kira Diane
Studio: Studio A
Directed by: Andrew Blake
Review brief: This is an erotic movie that tries to pass itself off as porn. Andrew Blake fancies himself as a great director which prompts him to put together schlock like this.
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Connie & Floyd
Release date: 11/25/2009
Reviewed on: 12/10/2009 by T0MBOne
Starring: Sandy Dempsey, Jim Frost, Michael Donovan O'Donnell, Jim [IV] (classic)
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Gene Knowland
Review brief: VCX has re-released CONNIE AND FLOYD (1973) as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2009. Here is a review.
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Release date: 6/14/2010
Reviewed on: 4/30/2011 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Joe Blow, Jack Vegas, Christina Skye, Eric John, Chris Strokes, Bridgette B, Sadie West, Juelz Ventura, Gracie Glam, Vicki Chase, Melanie Rios
Studio: Vince Vouyer Unleashed
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: I’ll admit two things during this review of Blow Job Face from Vince Vouyer Unleashed. First, I’m just getting the hang of the fact that Vince Vouyer Unleashed and Vouyer Media are two way different companies. Secondly, I’m a major glutton for punishment as I get sucked into thinking that Vince Vouyer Unleashed is actually going to capitalize on Vince’s extensive experience and put out decent porn.
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Release date: 6/9/2011
Reviewed on: 4/21/2011 by T0MBOne
Starring: Raylene, Anthony Rosano, Lee Bang, Kristina Rose, Coffee Brown, Rocco Reed, Ryan McLane, Kodi Gamble, Bobbi Brixton
Studio: DreamZone Entertainment
Directed by: Gram Ponante
Review brief: Gram Ponante writes and directs THE FACTS OF LIFE: A PORN PARODY (2011, Dream Zone Entertainment) with Mrs. Garrett (Raylene) and her girls from Yeastland Academy Junior College. Here is a review.
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Release date: 6/9/2010
Reviewed on: 4/11/2011 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Kitty, Anastasia, Kate, Anna, Hanna
Studio: Juicy Entertainment
Review brief: Quickie review time. No need to bother checking out this release as it's a complete waste of time and is a poor excuse for porn in today's day and age.
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Release date: 5/4/2010
Reviewed on: 3/4/2011 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Madison Scott, Carmen McCarthy, Tanner Mayes, Cyrus King, April O'Neil, Tiffany Star
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: This one is easily skipped. Evan Stone quickly becomes a liability and neither he or the camera seem to realize that the sex part is about the couples having sex instead of Evan talking or goofing off. The sex is average at best and by halfway through the movie I didn't care about any of it. The technical aspects are pretty average but the extras show a touch of effort with a very nice behind the scenes featurette. That's not enough to save this one, however, so save yourself some time and pass it by.
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Release date: 7/1/2008
Reviewed on: 2/27/2011 by astroknight
Starring: Angel, Damon, Tara Tainton, Code T., Emma Gold, Kyrie Eleison, Curious James
Studio: Homegrown
Review brief: Pass this one by. The normally reliable Tara Tainton and Code turn out what might be the weakest scene I've seen from them and Kyrie Eleison's scene isn't even fit to include as cut footage from a movie. Angel does okay, but Emma Gold's the real star here who turns out a fun solo scene that actually makes it past the average mark. The technical aspects hover a bit below average, which isn't new for amateur porn, and as usual with Homegrown the extras are completely generic and recycled. This is a disappointing release.
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Release date: 6/29/2010
Reviewed on: 2/21/2011 by Captain Jack
Starring: Crissy Moran, Sandee Westgate, Carli Banks, Ashlynn Brooke, Heather Vuur, Andie Valentino, Brea Lynn, Meggan Mallone, Jessica Difeo, Heather Summers, Lindsey Marie
Studio: Twistys
Review brief: A very poor solo masturbation effort from Twistys. Some of the scenes had annoying music and some of the scenes were dead silent until the girl faked an orgasm. Crissy Moran has a smoking hot body but it seems as if the scene ended but Crissy didnt! In fact, a few of the scenes seemed to end with no justificationjust when the girl was getting into it, Twistys was on to the next one. Ashlynn Brooke rubbed one out in a dirty and nasty jail cell somewhere. I wouldnt dare get naked where she performed! This title featured some new girls, like Lindsay Marie, Janet Difeo and Heather Vanderdeven. All gorgeous babes but all in quick scenes that either ended abruptly or didnt get going at all. If youre into masturbation flicks, this might not be the movie for you. Special features included a 3 ½ minute BTS and a photo gallery.
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Release date: 5/4/2010
Reviewed on: 2/21/2011 by astroknight
Starring: King James, Kensey Knox, Lya Pink, Dizzy Dee, Sean Swipe, Jenny Lo, Kelly Surfer, Lacey Dash, Lexxi Lowe
Studio: Black Ice
Directed by: Dawayne Dane
Review brief: If you want hot orgy action, this isn't the best place to look. With the same three guys taking on four girls in one scene and three in the other it never seems big enough to feel like a real orgy. The technical aspects are okay and the extras show a bit of effort with a fun behind the scenes, but overall this release comes out all too forgettable.
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Release date: 11/29/2010
Reviewed on: 2/10/2011 by T0MBOne
Starring: Voodoo, Tiffany Rose, Johnny Sins, Jordan Ash, J-Mac, Brynn Tyler, Amy Brooke, Dylan Riley, Vivie Delmonico
Studio: Reality Kings
Review brief: IN THE VIP #3 (2010) is 3 sex parties with "footage direct from the hottest clubs." Here is a review.
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Release date: 12/14/2010
Reviewed on: 1/17/2011 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Roxanne Hall, Mark Davis, Randy Spears, Mr. Marcus, Tommy Gunn, John West, Eric Masterson, Layla Jade, Cheyne Collins, Dexter, Noname Jane, Mark Wood, Joey Ray, Trinity, Maya Divine, Dru Berrymore, Barrett Blade, Jason Zupalo, Talon, Ana Nova, Gia Jordan, Shy Love, Melissa Lauren, Alisha Bizart, Buster Good, Holly Wellin, Nicki Hunter, Luscious Lopez, Joanna Angel, Eric Swiss
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: This collection of fifteen anal scenes had plenty going for it. A nice mix of styles combined with threesomes, interracial action, and cum going almost everywhere it could should have made it where almost anybody who likes anal action could find something they like. Instead, the sloppy reformatting of the aspect ratio makes this compilation barely watchable and I wouldn't blame anybody for skipping this release because of it.
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Release date: 9/7/2010
Reviewed on: 10/2/2010 by Captain Jack
Starring: Raylene, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Francesca Le, Mark Wood, Nick Manning, Kris Slater, Tyler Knight, James Deen, Ashley Roberts, High Pitch Eric, Lux Kassidy, Sarah Vandella, Kagney Linn Karter, Ethan Hawk, Alex Urban, Matt Bianco, Teddy Andreadis
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: Gary Orona
Review brief: Zero Tolerance throws themselves into the feature film market and gets away from their gonzo offerings. Tabitha Stevens serves as the narrator of the convoluted story and is in seven of the ten scenes. The best I can tell is that a crooked Senator, played by Nick Manning, has a shady past. Hes on an anti-porn crusade but he hands around with Tabitha a lot and likes to watch her have sex. There are a lot of flashbacks and its difficult to ascertain whats going on. Im not watching Lost here, this is porn and Zero Tolerance forgets that at time. The story was boring and the acting was wooden and laconic. I know theyre porn stars, so I didnt expect Olivier, but they could do better than what was presented. Speaking of porn, the sex scenes are obviously the most important factor in an adult movie. And the sex was average at best. The scenes were short and had no energy. Four of the scenes even ended with hand jobs, so you didnt even get facials out of it. Theres an all-star cast including Kagney Linn Karter, Ashley Roberts, Sara Sloane, Francesca Le and Raylene, but its wasted.
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Release date: 6/14/2010
Reviewed on: 8/29/2010 by T0MBOne
Starring: Joe Blow, Jack Vegas, Christina Skye, Eric John, Chris Strokes, Bridgette B, Sadie West, Juelz Ventura, Gracie Glam, Vicki Chase, Melanie Rios
Studio: Vince Vouyer Unleashed
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Vince Vouyer directs BLOW JOB FACE (2010) for his company, Vince Vouyer Unleashed. Here is a review.
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Release date: 8/2/2007
Reviewed on: 7/17/2010 by celluloidferox
Starring: Diamond, Brittany Blue, August, Layla Star, Claudia Fields
Studio: Rosebud
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Ultimate Sex Tease Directed by Jules Jordan Starring: August, Brittney Blue, Claudia Fields, Diamond, Layla Star, Jules Jordan, & Erik Everhard. Studio: Rosebud
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Release date: 4/23/2010
Reviewed on: 7/15/2010 by Sean Renaud
Starring: Christian XXX, Francesca Le, Darla Crane, Anthony Rosano, Diamond Foxxx, India Summer, Johnny Sins, Kendra Secrets, Skyla Paige, Gracie Glam, Amy Brooke, Mallory Rae Murphy
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: The Mommy X-perience is part of that new tradition of film like Kittens and Cougars or Kittens and MILF where the point is coupling older starlets with younger girls under the guise that they can teach these girls something they dont already know. Personally Im not a huge fan of the formula and might be a little harsher than is really deserved. Personally I cant recommend this film for anything other than the bargain bin. Sure there is worse porn in the world but I dont recommend things based on you could do worse if you tried really hard.
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Release date: 4/20/2010
Reviewed on: 5/19/2010 by Christian Dark
Starring: Broc Adams, Dawayne Dane, King James, Prodigy X, Lexi Moore, Nasir, Dizzy Dee, Sean Swipe, Luxury Play, Tia Freaxx, Honey Berry, Jessica Bad Bitch, Porsha Carrera, Porche Carrera, Dariel Dukes, Red Royal
Studio: Black Ice
Directed by: Tony Flush
Review brief: So this is the future of black porn huh................................well it was nice while it lasted people. We had incredible performers who took ahold of the scene and blew you away time after time. It was a pleasure watching the Janet Jacmes, Angel Kelly, Jordan McKnight, Crown Princess all the way up to the Pinky's, Roxy Reynolds and Ayana Angel. Now we have this shit. Listen I don't like tearing apart movies but some people and clearly studios(wait til I get to the other Black Ice movie I seen) deserve it. Someone needs to tell these guys that shit like this just doesn't cut it. Now I will admit there were a couple of girls here I wouldn't mind seeing again, but damn man this movie was just bad, not bad meaning good I mean bad meaning bad. No long drawn out review here, its just one long orgy with a ass shake segment, a bj segment, a half assed fuck segment and a bullshit pop segment.
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Release date: 3/30/2010
Reviewed on: 5/18/2010 by Bird's Eye
Starring: Guy DiSilva, Kris Slater, Sydnee Capri, Jack Vegas, Nikki Rhodes, Bridgette B, Angelina Ashe, Slave Alex
Studio: Kick Ass
Directed by: Glenn King
Review brief: With so much porn available on the Net, the only justification for buying physical media these days is the superior picture and audio they can offer. Why else spend the extra cash, and why else take up precious shelf space? Though I was hoping for DVD-caliber visuals in this release, I was hit instead with a nasty surprise. Of the four scenes on this disc, only two are watchablethe first and the fourth. Scenes two and three are riddled with the worst case of aliasing I have ever seen in a DVD image. The sound is equally patchy, typical of MeanBitch productions. The content is standard fare for this series: nubile bitches receiving copious amounts of oral stimulation. However, with the exception of Sydnee Capri, the performers here dont do as much trash talking as one might see, or rather hear, in this genre. Scene one kicks off with Angelina Ashe, who has a luscious rump, the camera generously showcasing it as she gets her cunt and anus polished by an eager tongue.
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Release date: 5/10/2010
Reviewed on: 5/17/2010 by T0MBOne
Starring: Peter Dawson, Sandy Dempsey, Ron Darby, Donna Young, Casey Lorrain, Ken Wade, Alida Tennant
Studio: VCX
Directed by: C. Roberts
Review brief: VCX has re-released AFTERNOON TEASE (1976) as part of its series of remastered classic DVDs for 2010. Here is a review.
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Release date: 4/26/2010
Reviewed on: 5/10/2010 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Kitty McMuffin, Aiden Starr, Damek, Dane Cross, Charlotte Vale, Katie St. Ives, Violet Monroe, Sherwood, Chad Alva
Studio: Vivid Alt
Directed by: Eon McKai
Review brief: Im not going to dwell too much on Eyelashes from Vivid-Alt as its one of those releases that tries to be high brow art instead of what it is, porn. That being said, this release has the very hot and tasty Katie St. Ives in it along with Aiden Starr and Charlotte Vale. The problem with this is that the high brow art aspect of the release completely kills it. IMHO, it sure seems like the majority of the film is shot through a rectangular magnifying glass, completely killing any inclination to view it. At this point, it becomes completely unwatchable.
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Release date: 4/26/2010
Reviewed on: 5/8/2010 by fu_q
Starring: Kitty McMuffin, Aiden Starr, Damek, Dane Cross, Charlotte Vale, Katie St. Ives, Violet Monroe, Sherwood, Chad Alva
Studio: Vivid Alt
Directed by: Eon McKai
Review brief: If Eon McKais aim in putting together Eyelashes were to create an utterly unwatchable adult film, then one could call this endeavor a success. Under any other measure of accomplishment, however, this production outright fails. While I recognize that McKais tendency is toward being more artistic and establishing a unique look for his adult filmsand, as such, I have taken this into account somewhat positively in prior reviewsit has always been a noted concern of mine that he was being artsy simply for the sake of appearing edgy, different, and deep. Along these lines, I have always been concerned that this would one day take his work too far and ruin its value as an adult-oriented product. In Eyelashes, this is indeed what has finally transpired. Sowhat kills (literally) this movie as an adult film? The actresses are fine. The actors are fine. The sex, on the whole, even appears to be fine. Sure, the colors are drab, the sets are dull, the angles are sometimes awkward, the cuts are jumpy, and the camerawork is often jittery and jerky.
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Release date: 1/12/2010
Reviewed on: 4/12/2010 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Voodoo, Mikey Butders, Coco Velvett, Miley Villa, Annie Lee, Abbie Lee, Kita Zen, Tasha Lynn
Studio: Muffia
Review brief: What do you get when you take a bunch of hot younger Asian girls and let them have sex with a bunch of straight for pay guys? You get Muffia’s Cum Fu #3.
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Release date: 3/29/2010
Reviewed on: 3/14/2010 by Suzi Fuji
Starring: Gia, Kristyna, Samantha Jolie, Rhianna Samuel
Studio: Combat Zone
Review brief: Wanna Fuck Me? Gotta Fuck Him by Combat Zone is a four scene almost 3 hour waste of time that will definitely having you reaching for the remote to turn this off before the disk is over.
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Release date: 3/29/2010
Reviewed on: 3/7/2010 by Suzi Fuji
Starring: Gia, Kristyna, Samantha Jolie, Rhianna Samuel
Studio: Combat Zone
Review brief: Wanna Fuck Me? Gotta Fuck Him by Combat Zone is a four scene almost 3 hour waste of time that will definitely having you reaching for the remote to turn this off before the disk is over.
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Release date: 2/24/2007
Reviewed on: 1/27/2010 by Gynivore
Starring: Asia, Missy Monroe, Tyla Wynn, Shay Lamar, Hillary Scott
Studio: Vixen Video
Review brief: 4 scenes total, running under 2 hours, with bad camera work and terrible sound, which is unfortunate, as there are some good moments here. However they're too few and far between, and they're frequently lost by ill-chosen cuts or bad camera position. Hillary Scott's usual star-power is nearly absent to the point that I'm not sure even a Hillary completist should pick this one up.
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Release date: 11/3/2009
Reviewed on: 1/21/2010 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Crystal Ray, Daisy Marie, Penny Flame, Dillan Lauren, Mia Rose, Sophie Dee, Jasmine Tame, Alexis Love, Alektra Blue, Jessi Summers, Lexi Belle, Sammy Cruz, Sasha Grey, Mackenzee Pierce, Brooke Belle, Sandy Sweet
Studio: Diabolic
Review brief: I think we call all remember the time when we’d go to the video store, rush to the new releases section and drool over the latest releases from Anabolic/Diabolic. What the hell happened to them? That’s all I thought as I watched Best of No Swallowing Allowed. They used to put out such great stuff. Not anymore. If this release is truly the best that the No Swallowing Allowed series offered than Diabolic should just close up shop now.
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Release date: 11/17/2009
Reviewed on: 12/12/2009 by Captain Jack
Starring: Aria Giovanni, Tori Black, Jade Hsu, Danny Mountain, Michelle Maylene, Johnny Castle, Bobbi Starr, Sadie West, Ally Ann, Kira Diane
Studio: Studio A
Directed by: Andrew Blake
Review brief: This is an erotic movie that tries to pass itself off as porn. Andrew Blake fancies himself as a great director which prompts him to put together schlock like this.
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Release date: 11/25/2009
Reviewed on: 12/10/2009 by T0MBOne
Starring: Sandy Dempsey, Jim Frost, Michael Donovan O'Donnell, Jim [IV] (classic)
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Gene Knowland
Review brief: VCX has re-released CONNIE AND FLOYD (1973) as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2009. Here is a review.
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