Vollgespritzte Mundfotzen Review
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Reviewed by Miscreant70 on 10/26/2001
My first review for Adult DVD Talk and my first
experience of John Thompson’s GGG Films.
Intrigued by the reviews of other GGG titles reviewed herein, I thought I’d give a spin to a recent (2001)disc from this German production house. Like a lot of Brits without ready access to adult materials, many of my early forays into XXX consisted of really rotten Euro porn from companies like Magma (who knew how to disguise terrible tapes with hot looking covers). I can’t believe that ten years later I’m still being duped quite so easily.
Like other GGG titles, VOLLGESPRITZTE MUNDFOTZEN is a no-plot collection of cum-heavy scenes that straddle the gangbang/bukkake genres and are filmed in the same blacked-out studio. Far from taking the viewer into a decadent underworld of sex and sin, this is just a grubby affair where the stench of monetary exchange hangs heavy. I was reminded of a few Rocco/Sandy titles from the 90s in the sense that here were people acting out the sexual process. No heat, no passion, just endless lines of mostly limp cocks spewing out strands of cum onto disinterested faces. I actually found it vaguely depressing.
Our cover star (no credits are given) features in all four scenes and all four scenes conform to a set pattern: girls sit on dick; said dicks ejaculate onto face/into mouth of star; many other anonymous dicks repeat process; girls indulge in some minor seminal exchange. She’s quite attractive in a skinny kinda manner, but after a few dozen facials I couldn’t help but be reminded of Marilyn Manson. She’s also not hugely happy in having strangers cum in her mouth (well, who would?) and the sight and sound of her gagging is a constant refrain throughout the 120 minutes running time. Personally, I like to watch people who want to fuck, fuck. If I wanted to see the financially destitute make a few bucks I’d go and hang out in a burger bar. There are occasional forays into some half-hearted girl/girl action and a completely incongruous scene of pubic hair trimming (not shaving) which culminates in said pussy being doused with half a jug of water.
The co-stars are plain and forgettable. Less easily erased from the memory is one of the male performers whose idea of sartorial elegance runs thus: ponytail, Sesame Street shirt, overalls and – Ye Gods! – sandals with socks!!! We might have crooked teeth but at least the Brits understand fashion.
On the plus side, camerawork, lighting, editing, etc. is reasonable enough and the DVD itself is good quality. Unlike the German porn of my youth, the sound is live and not the terrible dubbed/narrated material usually found. Approximately 30 minutes of trailers for other GGG titles are also included, none of which seem likely to make me change my opinion of the company.
A fool and his money are easily parted. Sorry Herr Thompson: this chump has experienced enough of your tawdry product to last this lifetime.
Intrigued by the reviews of other GGG titles reviewed herein, I thought I’d give a spin to a recent (2001)disc from this German production house. Like a lot of Brits without ready access to adult materials, many of my early forays into XXX consisted of really rotten Euro porn from companies like Magma (who knew how to disguise terrible tapes with hot looking covers). I can’t believe that ten years later I’m still being duped quite so easily.
Like other GGG titles, VOLLGESPRITZTE MUNDFOTZEN is a no-plot collection of cum-heavy scenes that straddle the gangbang/bukkake genres and are filmed in the same blacked-out studio. Far from taking the viewer into a decadent underworld of sex and sin, this is just a grubby affair where the stench of monetary exchange hangs heavy. I was reminded of a few Rocco/Sandy titles from the 90s in the sense that here were people acting out the sexual process. No heat, no passion, just endless lines of mostly limp cocks spewing out strands of cum onto disinterested faces. I actually found it vaguely depressing.
Our cover star (no credits are given) features in all four scenes and all four scenes conform to a set pattern: girls sit on dick; said dicks ejaculate onto face/into mouth of star; many other anonymous dicks repeat process; girls indulge in some minor seminal exchange. She’s quite attractive in a skinny kinda manner, but after a few dozen facials I couldn’t help but be reminded of Marilyn Manson. She’s also not hugely happy in having strangers cum in her mouth (well, who would?) and the sight and sound of her gagging is a constant refrain throughout the 120 minutes running time. Personally, I like to watch people who want to fuck, fuck. If I wanted to see the financially destitute make a few bucks I’d go and hang out in a burger bar. There are occasional forays into some half-hearted girl/girl action and a completely incongruous scene of pubic hair trimming (not shaving) which culminates in said pussy being doused with half a jug of water.
The co-stars are plain and forgettable. Less easily erased from the memory is one of the male performers whose idea of sartorial elegance runs thus: ponytail, Sesame Street shirt, overalls and – Ye Gods! – sandals with socks!!! We might have crooked teeth but at least the Brits understand fashion.
On the plus side, camerawork, lighting, editing, etc. is reasonable enough and the DVD itself is good quality. Unlike the German porn of my youth, the sound is live and not the terrible dubbed/narrated material usually found. Approximately 30 minutes of trailers for other GGG titles are also included, none of which seem likely to make me change my opinion of the company.
A fool and his money are easily parted. Sorry Herr Thompson: this chump has experienced enough of your tawdry product to last this lifetime.
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