Phantasm (Wicked) Review
Wicked
Studio: Wicked
Category: Feature film
Directed by: Bud Lee
Starring: Asia Carrera, Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Steve Drake, Anna Malle, Selena, Jenna Jameson, Bridgette Monroe, Paisley Hunter, Goldie Star, Jerry Decker
Released on: 11/12/2001
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Reviewed by spetz on 1/13/2002
Phantasm? NOT my fantasy of a hot porn-film.
From the Phantasm DVD – Wicked’s intro:
Ahum…
When I read these lines on the back of any DVD, I get very suspicious. And again my “instinct” had not left me.
After seen the DVD...here’s my version!
The staged sex that people direct...
Join Asia on a boring sex-trip to a dungeon?, and a few awfully decorated rooms, none of these you would picture in your wildest dreams. All porn-stars are doing their job and seem to have no pleasure! Between the takes we see Jenna as a piece of eye-candy. After this so-called sex-quest, T.T. Boy and Asia have sex with Jenna, as part of their contract.
Phantasm it’s time to...stop my player and play some other DVD...
I can be very short about the technical aspects:
DVD: clear image, great sound, nice extra features!
Here’s my (re)view!
Hey Spetz! I see you have this Phantasm DVD too! But it’s all covered with dust? How come? Easy! Sometimes you buy something because you have a certain high expectation but afterwards it turned out to be a huge mistake!
Phantasm is crap ladies and gentlemen! No really! The film sucks! Not just a few scenes but the entire film! There’s no such thing as a story...
Okay it’s porn so why do we need a story...right? Sure...but than we should at least see something that blows us away. Hot and nasty sex for instance. Phantasm does not offer you either. The sex is of a very low quality, camera handling is a joke and the director was probably watching something else while shooting this movie.
Is it so difficult to film a blowjob scene? Take a fucking camera, a guy and a girl, let her kneel, suck his cock and shoot the damn thing! What can be SO difficult about that?
For Mr Bud Lee even this seems to be too difficult. Take this final scene with Jenna. She gives T.T.Boy a blowjob and what do we see? Two minutes of the leaning of a chair. Jesus Christ! Is this a porno or am I watching some NC 17 crap? The scene continues with lousy shots of Jenna doing reverse cowgirl. Every scene is of a very low quality. A shame that they used mega-star Jenna Jameson to promote this flick. It’s one of her worst movies but in this case certainly not her fault. In fact...she saved the film with her presence. Without her in the final scene the movie never would have been released...
Too bad that anyone would have bought it!
How are the other scenes? Really interested? Oh well...in short terms: they suck too. If you are interested in a thorough description check out other reviews as writing about this junk only makes me more angry. I pay for porn and what do I get...people that do sex for a living (and show this), totally uninspired and staged sex, lousy camera, terrible settings (low low low budget) and a director who doesn’t know the difference between a stiff cock and the leaning of a piece of furniture.
In my opinion Jenna was the only person of this cast who has a bit of fun. She loves oral-sex and to feel a tongue licking her ass...and that she show(s)ed! I had love to see more oral-sex and fuck-scenes but Mr Bud Lee, who happens to have a good rep in porno, had his off-day. Great plans...nothing achieved!
Phantasm...an erotic fantasy? Much more a nightmare!
For the lovers of hot and nasty porn...Sorry but you need to go look somewhere else as a movie like this is definitely not your style. With regards to the Jenna fans...in this particular case I mean the real “die-hearts”, like myself, it’s hard for us but this DVD has only one sex-scene with Jenna and unfortunately one which was awfully shot. Up to you if you buy it but I guess it will (after you watched it) end there where mine is now...
Bottom shelf under a thick layer of dust.
Spetz [:D]
From the Phantasm DVD – Wicked’s intro:
The games people play…
Join Asia on an erotic journey to a nightclub unlike any you’ve ever experienced. All “guests” are captive until proving themselves worthy of the perverted pleasures that await them. No one can escape Jenna’s watchful eye as she oversees the proceedings with mouth watering glee. Phantasm it’s time to open... Your mind.
Ahum…
When I read these lines on the back of any DVD, I get very suspicious. And again my “instinct” had not left me.
After seen the DVD...here’s my version!
The staged sex that people direct...
Join Asia on a boring sex-trip to a dungeon?, and a few awfully decorated rooms, none of these you would picture in your wildest dreams. All porn-stars are doing their job and seem to have no pleasure! Between the takes we see Jenna as a piece of eye-candy. After this so-called sex-quest, T.T. Boy and Asia have sex with Jenna, as part of their contract.
Phantasm it’s time to...stop my player and play some other DVD...
I can be very short about the technical aspects:
DVD: clear image, great sound, nice extra features!
Here’s my (re)view!
Hey Spetz! I see you have this Phantasm DVD too! But it’s all covered with dust? How come? Easy! Sometimes you buy something because you have a certain high expectation but afterwards it turned out to be a huge mistake!
Phantasm is crap ladies and gentlemen! No really! The film sucks! Not just a few scenes but the entire film! There’s no such thing as a story...
Okay it’s porn so why do we need a story...right? Sure...but than we should at least see something that blows us away. Hot and nasty sex for instance. Phantasm does not offer you either. The sex is of a very low quality, camera handling is a joke and the director was probably watching something else while shooting this movie.
Is it so difficult to film a blowjob scene? Take a fucking camera, a guy and a girl, let her kneel, suck his cock and shoot the damn thing! What can be SO difficult about that?
For Mr Bud Lee even this seems to be too difficult. Take this final scene with Jenna. She gives T.T.Boy a blowjob and what do we see? Two minutes of the leaning of a chair. Jesus Christ! Is this a porno or am I watching some NC 17 crap? The scene continues with lousy shots of Jenna doing reverse cowgirl. Every scene is of a very low quality. A shame that they used mega-star Jenna Jameson to promote this flick. It’s one of her worst movies but in this case certainly not her fault. In fact...she saved the film with her presence. Without her in the final scene the movie never would have been released...
Too bad that anyone would have bought it!
How are the other scenes? Really interested? Oh well...in short terms: they suck too. If you are interested in a thorough description check out other reviews as writing about this junk only makes me more angry. I pay for porn and what do I get...people that do sex for a living (and show this), totally uninspired and staged sex, lousy camera, terrible settings (low low low budget) and a director who doesn’t know the difference between a stiff cock and the leaning of a piece of furniture.
In my opinion Jenna was the only person of this cast who has a bit of fun. She loves oral-sex and to feel a tongue licking her ass...and that she show(s)ed! I had love to see more oral-sex and fuck-scenes but Mr Bud Lee, who happens to have a good rep in porno, had his off-day. Great plans...nothing achieved!
Phantasm...an erotic fantasy? Much more a nightmare!
For the lovers of hot and nasty porn...Sorry but you need to go look somewhere else as a movie like this is definitely not your style. With regards to the Jenna fans...in this particular case I mean the real “die-hearts”, like myself, it’s hard for us but this DVD has only one sex-scene with Jenna and unfortunately one which was awfully shot. Up to you if you buy it but I guess it will (after you watched it) end there where mine is now...
Bottom shelf under a thick layer of dust.
Spetz [:D]
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