Seymore Butts' Three's Cumpany Review

Running Time: 43 min. (cover states 70 min.)

Production Date: 8 / 08 / 2001 (cover) 8 / 01 / 2001 (feature)

Director: Seymore Butts

Cast: Jade Marcella, Sabrina Johnson, Tyce Bune, and of course, Seymore Butts

Initial Expectations: After seeing some of Seymore’s other features that are listed at a 70 minute running length, I’m not expecting too much.

Initial Reaction: It’s got some hot nasty sex, but why the heck can’t Seymore fit more than one scene on a DVD?

Who Should Watch It : Fans of nasty sex

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants more than one scene in a feature.

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty average for gonzo porn. It’s normally unbalanced so you get a little too much of the audio where the camera is pointing and too little elsewhere. The video is pretty good, and has the kind of image you’d expect from an average videotaping with a few less shadows.

Music: None.

False Advertising: The cover states a running time of 70 minutes, including the statement “approximately 70 minutes of award- winning anal action!!”, while the feature is only 43 minutes. When one considers the extra material on the DVD it might be seventy minutes, but it seems like a deceptive practice when there’s only one scene on the DVD. I don’t consider extras such as trailers, photo galleries, and commercials to be part of “award- winning” action, which makes the 70 minute claim extremely false advertising.

Menus: The main menu has a nice animated lead in and the chapter menu lets you jump to one of six points in the scene.

The Feature: Tyce Bune shows up at Seymore’s door with Sabrina Johnson on one arm and Jade Marcella on the other. Both girls are nice looking and have very nice real tits along with all around nice bodies. As usual, I thought Tyce’s Ahlzimers kicked in and he thought the girls were his granddaughters. Appearing nice girls, they couldn’t bring themselves to tell him that they weren’t and instead went along with him. Grandpa Tyce shows the girls Seymore’s house while Seymore gets Sabrina a glass of water, and when Seymore catches up with them, Sabrina and Jade are sucking each other’s tongues. Apparently Tyce’s Viagra starts to kick in, as he joins in kissing Jade while Sabrina undresses her, revealing an appendectomy scar that’s so red that it looks like it might be infected. Sabrina works over Jade’s pussy with her tongue and fingers and fingers Jade’s asshole while Jade sucks Tyce’s cock. She takes a break from her muff munching to go up and eat Tyce’s ass and then spank it after he begs her while he fucks Jade’s face. Jade eats Tyce’s ass next as Sabrina rides his face so she can suck him while he eats her ass. The girls trade back and forth riding Tyce’s cock while the other girl either helps or rides Tyce’s face. Sabrina has Tyce stretch out her asshole first, while Jade licks her pussy and Tyce’s balls, and has an amazingly realistic and enjoyable reaction. When Tyce starts slowly fucking her ass, Sabrina gets a look of enjoyment and wonder all at once, just like a three year old who sees a puppy under the tree on Christmas morning. Sabrina bends over to clear off Tyce’s ass with her mouth so he can fuck Jade in the ass. Jade takes Tyce’s cock in her ass with an almost cold professionalism, and then cleans it off with her mouth before the girls line up for Tyce to fuck their asses while Seymore fingers their pussies. They each take a good ass stretching, and Sabrina shows off a gape so big that I thought Jade might fall into it and be lost forever. Tyce’s final fucking of Sabrina turns into a hot sequence thanks to Jade, who spanks Tyce to fuck her harder and gives his ass a good tongue fucking. The girls finish him off by sharing an average facial that they keep in their mouth a long time, never swallowing or spitting all of it. It’s a very hot scene that’s nicely paced and has very good chemistry.

Thankfully, I enjoyed the scene in Three’s Cumpany, but I have mixed feelings on recommending it to anybody who hasn’t seen Seymore before. It’s a cheap way to see if you like him or not, but it also only gives you one nasty scene to see if you like him or not. If you’re just going to watch Seymore for the first time, I’d strongly suggest you look at one of Seymore’s full length features where you get more than just one scene. If you haven’t liked Seymore before, there’s nothing here that’s going to change your mind about him. The sex flows very nice, and is nicely drawn out as well. My biggest complaint about the DVD is that there’s only one scene here. Even if it’s a great scene, it’s still only one scene and you can buy entire features for the same price as this one scene. If this isn’t bad enough, the cover makes it appear that there’s an entire feature here. If you’re an extreme Seymore Butts fan, or just somebody who’s curious about him and likes nasty sex check this one out where you can find it cheap. Otherwise, pass it by.

Extras: Trailers are included for Back Door to Buttsville, American Tushy!, and Think Sphinc. Oddly, I don’t think any of these are available on DVD. The photo gallery lasts about two and a quarter minutes with about five seconds per photo. It’s a nice mix of full screen photos and snapshots, and has a nice shock factor to the start that makes me rethink having sausages for lunch. It also has absolutely nothing to do with the feature. Finally, there’s a commercial for Tushy Magazine, website information, and phone sex commercials.

Themes: Straight, lesbian, group, anal, rimming (female > male and male > female), spanking, and ass to mouth

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Overall: Currently, Three’s Cumpany can be found online for between $9 and $16 with most stores offering it for $13. Even with the low price I have a kind of hard time recommending this. The scene is hot, but there’s only one scene here that has an average transfer, and some poor extras that don’t even really have anything to do with the feature. If you’re an avid Seymore fan you’ll probably want to check this one out, but everybody else will probably want to avoid it in favor of full length features.

Note to Seymore Butts: I wonder how accepting you would be of the lack of math skills it took to come up to the 70 minute time length if they were also used to calculate your legal fees.

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