ATM: Ass To Mouth 2 (Zane) Review

Reviewed by Speelie  on  7/7/2001

Directed by Mark Zane, cinematography by Jane Waters
released 2/23/01
Cast: Lea (aka Lea DeMae), Monika (aka Monika/Monica Sweetheart), Danielle Rush, Autumn Hayes, Kyle Stone, Dave Hardman, Pat Myne, Rick Masters

I had real low expectations for this one, since it is from Zane. I rented it because I wanted to see Lea and Monika, and I hoped that it would be silly fun like In The Ass, On the Glasses. Of course, that was a German movie that Zane distributed, while this was one they actually made themselves. That makes a lot of difference.

Each of the four scenes begins with the woman for that scene telling us about her age the first time she had normal and anal sex. She then tells us what her ass tastes like. They think the question is as silly as the viewers do, so they have trouble keeping a straight face as they answer. ATM in the title is pornspeak for "Ass to Mouth."

Lea is our first victim. She looks as good as ever (she's a Czech with an athletic, shapely tight body who is in a great many movies), though it has been a while since she bleached her hair, so it is a bit darker than usual. She has the misfortune to be paired with geezer Kyle Stone, who is bored and limp (somehow!) for the whole scene. Lea is a professional in the good sense of the term, she puts a lot of effort into giving a good performance here, and looks really sexy, even though she gets no help at all from Stone. He just lies there like a limp, I mean a lump. Yawn.

Monika speaks English quite well, I've seen her talk in several movies such as The Matador 5, Assman 12, Buttman's Anal Show 2, and Nasty Nymphos 30 (the only one not on DVD). She has a bit of an accent since she is Czech, but here she exaggerates it greatly, sounding like some "moost git moose un squirrel" parody. Perhaps she hoped that by speaking funny and dropping "Sweetheart" from her usual working name, no one would recognize her in this piece of crap. On the plus side, she looks the best I have ever seen her, with her hair a lustrous chestnut brown and her makeup carefully applied. As a minus, Dave "I'll fuck anything" Hardman is her partner, and he repells her. I don't think it is possible for a woman to be farther away from a man who is copulating with her. Monika avoids looking at Hardman the whole time, and after a couple of minutes wears the expression of a person desperately wanting her scene to be over. She's a good performer in other titles, so this is almost painful to watch. Hardman is oblivious, he just pumps away until he comes on her face, from a distance, and the camera cuts away.

Danielle Rush, yet another Czech, is next, and she is a professional in the worst sense of the term. She'll fuck anyone to collect a check (see any number of movies), and this time it is Pat Myne. The two don't bother to look at each other, but at least he doesn't disgust her. They merely pump and get pumped, with no emotion or interest, until he comes, ending a brief scene that has no purpose in existing. I guess robots can have sex!

After this, it didn't seem to get any better when Autumn Hayes was introduced. She has a very pretty face and long dark hair, but offsets that with tatoos and modest fake breasts. She was new to me, and I thought I read that she is European, but she speaks English without an accent, so she might be American. Rick Masters is a good match for her, since he also has nasty tatoos. I thought he was gross, but Autumn is actually excited to be with him. Her eyes gleam as she blows him, and after brief vaginal sex, she is happily riding her ass up and down his shaft, eagerly hopping off to suck some more every now and then. This continues in spoon and doggie, until Masters cums on her face, to her apparent delight. This was an enjoyable scene, and saves this movie from a zero rating!

All the scenes include ass to mouth sucking, as advertised. So if you are desperate to see some of that, or (like me) want to see every Lea and Monika scene out there, you might give this a rent. I had considered buying ATM2 since it lists at only $20, but that is a rip-off. Aside from the four scenes, the extras are only a modest slide show, a cumshot recap, and exciting Zane website and phone sex ads. And as I indicated, only one scene in four was even worth making, unless you have a really sick sense of humor.

Note: the camera work was by "Jane Waters" (the pseudonym for a longtime male porn director). He and Mark Zane also wasted Lea DeMae's talent (and Taylor St. Claire's) in another recent Zane release, the equally wretched Cubby Holes 3 (not reviewed since I only saw the VHS). Waters is the director of the worst Private VHS I ever saw, The Chase, and for Interview With a Goddess, which is lame even by Elegant Angel's low standards. I can't imagine any of these movies got any better on DVD, and I don't plan on bothering to find out.