Filthy Fuckers 200 & 201 Review

Reviewed by Rieekan  on  10/5/2001

* DIRECTOR: Various.
* DURATION: »205mins.
* FEMMES: [FF200] Amber Michaels, Anastasia, Anne Howe, Ginger Page, Harley Raine, Lee, Madison, Mariah & Vivian Valentine. [FF201] Charlie Angel, Chocolate, Eve, Kokoa, Monique DeMoan, Nikki Arizona, Sabrina, Sally Layd, Sindee Coxx & Vanilla Simms.

WELCOME to Rieekan Review #13 Filthy Fuckers 200-201. The search for a decent raincoater goes on. I do like plot porn (the brain is definitely the most erotic organ) but if the story is going to be pretentious or poorly done, it’s best not to bother at all. This double feature was free after some teething troubles with fivestardvd; the problem was resolved with great mention-worthy customer service.

I haven’t had any past experience with Zane Entertainment or the Filthy Fuckers compilation series, and its reviews were very mixed. The cast list was impressive and the thought of getting two DVDs in one appealing, but the choice was a gamble. A bad one, as it turns out.

EXTRAS: 8+8 chapters, phone sex ads, time- delay photo gallery (3:00) & website preview. The extras were very light.

NOTES: The advertised length was 4 hours, which was 35 minutes too generous. Also, if you could use some stress in your life, you can’t go wrong with a Samsung DVD-ROM.

SCENE 1: Mariah & a guy. Mariah, a very cute young ethnic girl, screws a guy on a tennis court (condom). The music was bad and there were some problems with long-distance filming and shadows, but the scene had some heat thanks to Mariah. The guy drips some cum on her chin.

SCENE 2: Anne Howe (?), Kyle Stone & a guy. A redhead with nice natural tits and an interesting face screws Kyle and another guy (condom), with anal, DP and a weak double facial. There was no music and a smidgeon of warmth.

SCENE 3: Madison (?), Dave Hardman & Nacho Vidal. Madison is a really cute young brunette with massive implants and a beaming face. She is a good, playful performer making the best of horrible Hardman and vicious Vidal, taking them anally and in a tight DP. Hardman cums suddenly on her face, a decent load, which he felches with a long kiss (that didn’t impress her). Nacho may have cum. Though Madison was really cute and did her best, the scene was poorly-filmed and the colour saturated.

SCENE 4: Ginger Page (?), Dave Hardman & a guy. A cute redhead with very pale skin and nice tits takes on Dave and a tattooed guy. Anal (condom), DP, but again though the girl was very cute, the scene was poorly-filmed, too anatomical. Dave has a pathetic cumshot, the tattoo guy not much better. Note to the director: focus on the girl – not on the guys! [slaps forehead loudly]

SCENE 5: Harley Raine (?) & Steve Hatcher. A cute brunette screws ugly Steve (condom) with anal. She was cute, a good talker and received a decent spurt on the cheek, but the scene was shadowy and poorly-filmed.

SCENE 6: Lee & 2 guys. A young redhead with a witch-like face takes on two horrible guys (condom). Some tight anal, and even some energy but nothing could rescue them from their looks. She takes the poor cumshots on her mouth and throat.

SCENE 7: Anne Howe (?), Vivian Valentine (?) & Pat Myne. Vivian, a very cute Asian girl halfway between Kobe and Tera, does most of the screwing (condom) and anal in this scene. Predictably, she is wasted in this poorly-filmed scene. Pat cums by her mouth. This scene had a lot of promise.

SCENE 8: Amber Michaels (?) & Anastasia (?). The two average brunettes have a very short, uninteresting, horribly-filmed girl/girl scene.

SCENE 9: Sally Layd (?) & a guy. An average brunette in a bad outfit takes on a rather fat and ugly guy outdoors in a gross scene, complete with rimming and anal fingering – for the guy. He apparently cums in her asshole and she squeezes some white glug out of it. Very bad.

SCENE 10: Nikki Arizona (?) & Sindee Coxx (?). Two blondes with wild late 80s hairstyles (kind of cute in a retro-ish way) have a lesbian scene with bad toys and a latex glove for the anal fingering. They use two double-ended dildos to achieve quadruple penetration, which was the highlight of this bad, long scene.

SCENE 11: Charlie Angel (?) & Dave Hardman. Another blonde with 80s hair, a very bad voice and massively-inflated chest takes on Hardman. After the anal, he cums on her asshole and pussy.

SCENE 12: Vanilla Simms (?), Nacho Vidal & a guy. A vaguely attractive redhead with early 90s hair screws Nacho and a fat guy. There was actually some heat despite the shadows. After the anal, they cum on her face and she spits some stuff into two beakers, which mangled the ending badly. Creepy.

SCENE 13: Chocolate (?) & a guy. A cute black girl with a nice body takes on a black guy. They get some heat going and actually have fun in their scene (shock horror), smiling and laughing. The shadows worked hard to ruin the scene as well as the bad filming, but nothing could ruin their fun. The guy even has a leg cramp, rolling on the ground in pain but laughing. The girl receives a good spray on her cheek.

SCENE 14: Eve (?) & Monique DeMoan (?). Eve, a pale European with a very bad voice, strikes a nice contrast with dark-skinned Monique. Unfortunately, though they look good, their outdoor lesbian scene was boring, poorly- filmed, completely lacking in excitement and way too long.

SCENE 15: Kokoa (?) & a guy. An extremely cute black girl with blonde hair and great tits has sex with a guy that looks like Puff Daddy. The terrible filming ruined the scene, which was an absolute shame. To end the long scene, the guy cums on himself poorly.

SCENE 16: Sabrina (?), Dave Hardman & Nacho Vidal. Finally, a reasonably cute Latino woman takes on the dastardly duo in a short scene with anal and a DP. Hardman cums past her face and Vidal drops a lace of love-jam on her lips; unsurprisingly, she looks very unhappy at the end of the scene.

Filthy Fuckers 200 is ‘acceptable’ bad porn – the girls were good-looking, the guys ugly and the filming pretty bad but tolerable. Filthy Fuckers 201 drops the ball though and the double feature in its entirety is a “special” experience. There was a hell of a lot of promise with Mariah, Madison, Vivian Valentine and Kokoa (guessing the names), but the sub- amateur filming and the guys – particularly degenerate Dave Hardman – ruin that potential.

Still, this one should be the bare minimum to get you by on a rainy day. Check out the third scene in FF200 with Madison.

Rieekan

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