Mercury has reviewed 9 adult movies .
Mercury's Movie Reviews (9)
Release date: 11/20/2002
Reviewed on: 11/20/2002
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: GGG - Los! Piss ab! From the 666 Label of GGG, here is Betty again. I liked her on the title picture very much and so I gave it a try even when "Die Schluckweltmeisterin" was pure horror to me. Well... Preview conclusion (What you can expect) Betty talks a lot. This movie features her getting cum and piss. Her performing will be better than in "Die Schluckweltmeisterin". You'll see she has an angelic pussy and this one is also special because it will prove Betty is a cumslut but not the most hardcore spermeater ever. She WILL BE satiated in this one! Now lets go into detail. Detail Report Betty is talking much with John Thompson in an interview, saying she likes to be there since she began 1 year ago. She is very sympathic there and I remembered her first appearance in "Betty - Die Spermagöre" on VHS when she was shy and nervous, telling nothing but crap. She is swinging a lolliepop and the camera makes dizzying moves more or less to give Betty's performance a groove and to hide she cannot really dance.
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Release date: 11/20/2002
Reviewed on: 11/20/2002
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: GGG - Hilfe, Sperma von allen Seiten Help, Sperm from every angle! First note: Frequently annoyed by movies with girls that loudly moan "Oooh, aaah!" like in a bad comedy, I found this one to be an exception. It's overall features are 100 average, nothing special at all, but there are no girls which moan loud in this GGG issue. Report I could simply analyze the features of the movie but: Take your time to get the movie's impressions. To earn the money for a GGG takes longer than to read this review, so you may not invest it in eventually a movie you dislike (Like I did some times...) The movie begins with the girl of the cover. In this review I'll call her simply the covergirl. This one looks nice but (as often in GGG movies) a little bit different to the cover. Well I even liked her better in the movie than on the pic. She looks like hungarian to me. Anyway. She fucks for a time, not too long, and then gets squirts, then she's fucked further on. The special: This girl is not moaning loudly, I liked it.
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Release date: 9/7/2002
Reviewed on: 9/6/2002
Studio: Baby Doll
Review brief: Saugen, Liebschen (Suck, honey!) aka "Bizarr Treff" (BDD-06) This one's from the (new?) Baby Doll label and features german accent written in the title. The gorgeus Jessica is why I bought it. The movie itself was produced 1993 by BBV Video as the text on the screen shows, so it's to recycle this on DVD. But directed by Roy Hunter, who also directed the bigtitted "Jay"-series under the BBV label. So it's no cheap 2nd class movie at all. Why it has 3 titles at once I dont know. Bizarr Treff might be the actual title of 1993. It is like plotless but nice straight sex to a valueable price. First scene is Jessica and a dude. She sucks him, fucks him, Titcumshot (the one on the DVD's cover!) Jessica's look rate: 3 1/2 The second scene features a girl called Idilka which is sweet sweet sweet. She even gets fucked on the front of a car and finally tastes the cum. Idilka's look rate: 4 1/2 Next scene is a girl with curled dirty blonde hair and a dude in straight sex. Curl-gurl's look rate: 1 1/2 Next scene is Jessica and the girl of the last scene.
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Release date: 9/6/2002
Reviewed on: 9/6/2002
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: Die Sperma Madonna First Girl is Sonja. Let'S begin with, that she is a shorthaired blonde and not redhaired like she is on the cover. Dancing and masturbating a little bit, she's no teen-like cutie but very appetizing since she smiles naturally a little bit like "Woa I am really in a porn movie now." ;-) She sucks a dick with slurp sounds, her big mouth is cool and her smile is nice, she doesn't hyperact with loud moaning or kinda like in many other GGG's. Then she's fucked some minutes from the side, from behind (on her back) and doggie. Cum time ! First is the guy who fucked her. He empties himself more than he shoots. She lays down andtwo guys come "over" her mouth sideways, she says "More, come one.". John Thompson remarks "Sonja, as I notice, you gulps already between the shots, does it taste so good?" Hehe, she takes more shots, then, an "evil uncle" as John says comes in to fuck her about 10 seconds, then he creams her vulva (with his pierced stiffy prick). She licks her hands. Then, Sonja's turn is over.
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Release date: 9/5/2002
Reviewed on: 9/5/2002
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: Betty, the gulp-worldchampion This review is some longer but if you consider to buy THIS one I recommend you to READ it. If you ever thought of wasting your money, you should buy this title 100times, I know no issue of GGG video which is SO horrible crap shit like this. I gave it 1/2 points overall rating because the thing does play, lol, but now to the shocking details. The movie begins with Betty telephoning without sound, because while she pretends to telephone in what I assume shall be the GGG bureau, John Thompson tells you "Well friends, our betty you already know from our movies and bla bla she was entitled the "gulp-goddess" bla bla." He does that like he invents the text in the moment he says, not having learned an introductional text or reading it somewhere. Okay. Betty then begins to "get the cum out of the dudes". Mega-shit. She acts like on drugs, and that is no joke, she acts so silly that my gf squeaked laughing. I.e. when one of the guys is about to come she says "Huh-hm, now it's sperm-time" ("Now gives it sperm").
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Release date: 8/8/2001
Reviewed on: 9/5/2002
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: Cute babes in GGG videos are rare sometimes. Lol this one's like VERY cute plus features the most "interviews" I have seen yet in GGG stuff. Susanne says she is just turned 18 and they talk about some stuff like she wants to feature in a porn now, then she gets her well-deserved cumshots. I think I don't need to go into detail that a GGG doesn't have a plot or kinda. There are a handful of cumshots onto Susanne, think of she is a normal girl who tries it out, so this is not one of the GGG cum orgies but cute. She looks like she is not cum addicted but she wanna be "brave" and take it all which is much cooler than the GGG-girls which are featured in so many of series, that are so used to cum they act like silly or moan until the speaker's blow. In a later Interview Susanne gets congratulated about her drivers license and stuff, then action begins again. Beside other girls Susanne is featured very much in the DVD (Like it should be always!) and is "Assisted" by Nadine (see her on the cover's cum-pics too).
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Release date: 9/5/2002
Reviewed on: 9/5/2002
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: When considering to buy this DVD, you should decide if you like the cool redhead on the cover. Because she'll be the only attractive thing in the DVD. Okay, let's get into detail. First scenes are a short kinda introduction strip by the Redhead, then, the usual "GGG-Plot" takes place, fucking and Squirting. The Redhead is not alone but she remains as the point you'll focus your eyes onto. Betty, GGG's cumslurping helper is there, spitting / letting drown cum into the redheads mouth in a way really silly which doesn't turn you on but "down". The redhead definatly would rather like being there without Betty hehe. Betty says "mouth open!" and spits into the mouth of her counterpart, which - remarkably -slowly begins to get used to it and even smiles some quick moments when this treatment runs some minutes. Okay. The next girl which will appear two times in the DVD is a goth-like one with black hair and very much paint on her eyes. She performs nice but she looks bad so this won't be a joy.
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Release date: 6/12/2002
Reviewed on: 6/7/2002
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: On the cover you see a big-breasted babe called Steffi. The backside tells you "Like always, again our big-breasted Steffi can get not enough." I suppose if you know the features of a GGG video and like GGG though, YOU won´t get enough of this one. GGG features: GGG videos have no plot, no male faces shown, and usually a very uneducated kind of treating the girls (spanking, spitting, vulgarism...) But this one is the GGG video of mine. If features Steffi and also the nicest actress for my taste called "LILLI" (The one dressed in blue with the glasses, known from the VHS "Lilli schluckt viel Sperma, No. 20036) ;-) All GGG videos are like quite the same fucking and sucking, squirting, spitting and licking.
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Release date: 6/12/2002
Reviewed on: 6/7/2002
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: If you expect it to be alike a big bukkake gangbang you will be more than disappointed, because there´s filler stuff (Sex). The "interview" as it is written on the DVD´s backside, is nothing than "YOur name is Andra?" "Yes." "Do you like sex" "Yes." "Do you swallow easily?" "No not really". It´s not more. So the interview´s about 30 seconds of nothing ;-) I was very disappointed. The "big cumshooting" is also nothing more than a bunch of fucking scenes and then a handful of cum. All GGG videos miss a plot but thats not the big lack if you consider that porn plot´s are always very silly, not at least because they cannot make a hollywood movie. I got about 20 GGG VHS-videos and they´re all better than this DVD, it´s the weakest GGG title I ever came along. One single positive aspect is, that the trailers included on the DVD are really cool, but trailers are on all GGG videos, so that won´t save the DVD from being real trash. So you get really boring shit for much money, and the best (sarcasm) of all: 120 minutes are promised, but the DVD contains about 80 plus some minutes o
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