Hilfe! Sperma von allen Seiten Review

Help, Sperm from every angle!

First note:
Frequently annoyed by movies with girls that loudly moan "Oooh, aaah!" like in a bad comedy, I found this one to be an exception.
It's overall features are 100% average, nothing special at all, but there are no girls which moan loud in this GGG issue.

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I could simply analyze the features of the movie but:
Take your time to get the movie's impressions.
To earn the money for a GGG takes longer than to read this review, so you may not invest it in eventually a movie you dislike (Like I did some times...)

The movie begins with the girl of the cover. In this review I'll call her simply the covergirl. This one looks nice but (as often in GGG movies) a little bit different to the cover. Well I even liked her better in the movie than on the pic. She looks like hungarian to me.
Anyway. She fucks for a time, not too long, and then gets squirts, then she's fucked further on.

The special: This girl is not moaning loudly, I liked it. She is very amateur-like, definatly a little bit nervous (Ohhh I am in a movie...).

The next, a big scene, is featuring a bunch of girls well known to those who've seen many GGG's. I.e. there's that one brunette who wears a pink thing. She has been in many GGGs (i.e. "Sperma Brutal") and was already in the earlier GGGs that began with a 17XX-number. I want to call these girls "GGG crew" cus none of them was on a single-girl cover but featured in so many movies. One of them is Nadine, the brunette which was always beside Susanne in "Süße 18 und alles runtergeschluckt".
Some guys are acting out their primitive habit to slap the cocks on the girls and Nadine knows to hide her face under a cunt hehe I dislike these dumb "humility" behaviours of some GGG movies. Slapping butts and grabbing hair and kinda. The Gang bang scene is the bad part of the movie but because it is an orgy of heavy sweating flesh which lacks totally on camera work. Camera is much too often at the wrong place.
Imagine you see the movie and you know there's a hottie blowing so great but all the camera shows you is her lonely butthole. Fetish people may like it but...
Nadine and a girl spit cum in their faces. Only a very short scene.
The scene ends with Nadine and her cheeky 1/2 blonde/brunette mate licking the floor dry of cum. I don't know if these alibi cumplay scenes turn someone on but I loved it because the girls where shown from the side (seldom seen in GGG) and their tongues looked cute and damn sexy. The cum did not interested me at all ;-)

The covergirl returns. She blows a guy for minutes in a little too dark scene. Light will be ok again when she takes cumshots then. The cumshots are very average since the but okay.

It's filler time! Dressed in red lingerie a short hair girl with 5 piercings (3 in face, 1 breast, 1 pussy) performs a dance. She is not as good as the one from "Die mit dem Sperma tanzt" but she shows self esteem and though actually not my type I liked to watch even that filler stuff and suddenly loved to watch her dance. I tried to do. Because the camera is being handled like by a 90 % amateur in this issue (My granny does better movies LOOOL) and I could not watch the delicious pussy of the girl for at last some seconds.*

* = The camera does even like do a stumbling one time in the next scene with the covergirl. Maaan...

The scene continues with the short haired girl getting Sex and giving BJ's. Her name is Tanja, I guess.
Her blowjob style is VERY good and she is the true highlight of the movie. Her lips perform with a kind of passion-expression, hehe, her face was not my type as said but she became more and more addictive to watch.
After some minutes of fucking, she gets only a few cumshots. I know there's an issue "Rein mit dem Sperma" she is featured on the cover (looking bad, my reason to not have bought it yet). Now that I know she rules this issue will be my next ;-)

Next scene is the covergirl again. Blowing, fucking, cumshots. She gets first cum when her face was dry yet, but then came the "graffiti man". I named him so. **
This is a gang bang cumshot scene. Many guys around her, she smiles and whanks some while she is fucked but the cock and pussy are shown not often. Her face is upside down on the TV screen and there was the amazing fact she looks like the well known internet's Dagny cumqueen when filmed in this way. Turn your head and see her in normal angle she does differ definatly, but upside down she's like that hot Dagny lady.
I mention this because I kinda "played" looking Dagny looking Non-Dagny haha please try that out, it works! :-D
The movie ends with a well known blonde that you know from other movies (You see why I gave these girls the name "GGG crew").
She licks the face of the covergirl clean and they play tongue-licking. I really liked that scene and it's sad it ends much too fast, they could've made it as long as in "Die Spermafolter" but no :-(

** = Theres one guy who could get a role in a rainmaker cum movie. He sprays the covergirls face, and I mean sprays a real rain over her. Drops, nothing but dozens of single drops.

I try to make up a synopsis.

Features Statistic
Interview - No
Movie Type - A non-Betty movie
John Thompson Talk - Speaks one sentence
Other girls talk - One short sentence by Tanja
Squirter talk fakes - Yes
Cumshot coolness - Average
Girls in this issue - 2 and the big bunch scene
What you get - Sperm and fucking. Alot of both.
Upside down faces - Some.
Crummy cocks - Some ;-)

Squirter talk fakes are these "Ah take it you sow", "You little whore", "Yes, get out the last drop!" and other (silly) phrases which are put into the movie like people would say it. Extraordinary silly is that same phrases even appear more than one time in the same movie. I wish they would stop to include this crap cus it's a fake and since you know that, it's a turn-down instead of a turn-on factor.

An okay one. Totally average but with many positive aspects. Especially if you like to see the same girl in many scenes this one is good, but if not, there are definatly cooler GGG's out there.

Last wordz: I'm trying to persuade a friend of mine to appear in a GGG, wouldn't that be cool? ;-)

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