UK's Hottest Gang Bang Review

UK's Hottest Gang Bang
UK Porn Kings
Directed by
Date of Production: 7-25-13 and 4-9 and 5-28, 2015
Running Time: 1:22:11

Starring:
Candy Chang
Samantha Bentley
Missy Kink
Skyler Synn

Special Features:
Chapters

Candy
Hello Sailor! And it seems that this might be her first scene, either as a whole or maybe for this company or gangbang. A very brief intro, before the cocks make their way into the scene one by one, as we get a total of 3 cocks for her to play with, I guess that constitutes a gang bang. Few things, there is not much for her to play with, and she basically showing no interest at all, with her body language as she looks around. Could be for different reasons, either way, not a great way to kick things off. A few more cocks enter the scene, as we are up to 5, still no change in her tone or energy. Some doggy and missionary, as they slide their condom covered cocks into her pussy. They seem to be a fan of the fade edit. We do get about a minute of some decent action, as one of the masked men give her a nice pounding from behind. And suddenly she gets some custard shot on her booty, and then a short chat, with a lot of sorry's and don't worry about it. Oh boy, not looking forward to watching the rest of this one. hopefully something will change my mind. Good news, it's a short movie.

Missy
Well the good news is that this busty lady, is already showing more emotion in the first few seconds of this film than the other lady did in the whole scene. As her first cock enters the scene, look very familiar, so once again might not be overwhelmed by the size of the cocks in this scene. And yes that really feels like a weird statement to be making. A quick flash and it seems like the cocks have at least woken up for her, baby steps folks. It looks and sounds like she climbs on and gives his cock a ride, but at this point I will wait until they actually show it first. She ends up on her back, and we see there is hole in her outfit around her pussy, so that explains that mystery. Things go fuzzy during some decent missionary action, but even with that issues, we are at least slowing heading in the right direction after the first scene. One guy has a strap he puts around her waist, that is something new, is that supposed to help him? She gets on her knees and gives a few of the cocks some attention, while the others are getting jerked off, and she does receive a plentiful dose of custard from cock number one, let's see what the other bring to the table. We have to be patient, but she does end up with a nice slightly cum glazed face at the end of this one, and I don't think everyone contributes.

Samantha
We are inching closer to be a decent movie, and the one lady who can inch us even closer, would be the lovely Samantha in our third scene of this movie. As the great George Michael once said, you gotta have faith. As she crawls on all fours, seducing us with that body and glance, as two guys are already warming up just watching her. She gives them that look and they quickly get closer, and get plenty of hands on, just taking her all in. She starts off with some nice cock work, adding in some spit, as she works them over, even a little double stuffing in her mouth, before she bends over and gets a cock in her pussy, while her mouth is being stretched open with the other cock. This is the A team of cocks, as the others were filled with the backups. Well I guess that a threesome is considered a gang bang? Must be the metric conversion. Having said that, Samantha is doing an awesome job and almost making up for the crap I had to sit through before this scene. Some great cock riding from Samantha, before she is bent over, showing off her booty, a little red from all of the slaps. The guys give her some nice poundings in some missionary action, along with some nice deep face fucking. A little jerk fest from the guys, as she licks her lips and plays with herself as she awaits her tasty treat, a nice serving of love custard in her mouth. But before we leave, we are treated to another double stuffing of cocks in her mouth.

Skylar
And we end with the punk rock girl, Skyler, with her tattoos and piercings. A brief interview and then the team comes in, and it's the reserves once again, so we know it's going to take a little bit to make them more than a little bit. As she climbs on one of the cocks, giving it a little ride, she seems more focused on the camera than the guy she's riding. And why did it have to be a Lebron jersey she is wearing. A little missionary and doggy session as she tickles the fancy of the cocks near her face. Things pick up a little at times, but then go right back to bad. She ends up on her knees, giving the cocks some attention with her mouth, as she awaits her custard treat. And she does get a few streaks of custard on her glasses and plenty of cum play with what ends up in her mouth.

Overall Thoughts
There is one word missing from the title of this one, and that word is "not", and I don't mean in the porn parody way either. If for some reason you are still reading this, here's a little tip (once again really going wild with the puns in this one), stop reading and continue on to the next movie or review. I just spent 1 hour and 22 minutes watching this not so great movie so you didn't have to.