UK's Hottest Gang Bang Review
UK Porn Kings
Studio: UK Porn Kings
Starring: Samantha Bentley, Skyler Synn, Candy Chang, Missy Kink
Released on: 6/22/2017
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Running Time:
82 min.
Production Date:
7 / 25 / 2013, 4 / 9 / 2015, 5 / 28 / 2015
Director:
None credited
Cast:
Candy Chang, Missy Kink, Samantha Bentley, and Skyler Synn
with
Uncredited Guys
Audio /Video Quality:
The technical aspects are pretty average. The audio is decently clear and balanced, with nothing special in any way good or bad. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks decent. It's nicely lit and decently clear with a bit of very noticeable camera motion.
The Movie:
UK's Hottest Gang Bangs keeps things pretty basic. Each girl chats with the cameraman for a moment to start things out before taking on between two and five guys.
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| Candy Chang with Five Uncredited Guys |
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Brunette Candy talks with the cameraman about her little sailor inspired outfit and this being her first porn scene before showing off a little in her outfit. The cameraman has her drop to her knees to meet the guys, and one at a time five guys arrive for her to softly start sucking and stroking. They start fucking her from behind as she sucks a little more cock as well as moving to a bench where Candy ignores a cock by her face for a while before trying to stroke it a little as she gets fucked missionary style. Candy does suck a cock a little as she gets fucked from behind, but never gives up more than the pussy and barely even takes on two cocks at the same time, sucking or stroking one while getting fucked by another. Finally Candy takes a single solid pop over her pussy and ass, and looks to be covering her pussy to make sure nothing comes close to getting inside her. The camera cuts to the cameraman and Candy talking about how the scene was amazing and how they'll definitely be seeing more of her in the future, which must mean that she works cheap and they know she'll do anything to make rent.
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| Missy Kink with Four Uncredited Guys |
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Dirty blonde Missy, a fairly heavily inked MILF with big fake titties, chats for a moment as she shows off before the first guy arrives and lets him free his member for a bit of oral attention while Missy mugs the camera. Missy doesn't have a problem when a second guy arrives to split her sucking and stroking between them, and doesn't bother to give the third guy arriving any oral attention, she just lets him give himself a wank as he watches before moving up to ride him cowgirl style as she sucks and strokes the others. A fourth guy arrives to get in on the action, and trades out with the others to fuck her missionary style as she sucks and strokes two of the others. The guys trade off fucking her a little in missionary before they settle into doggie with one guy fucking her from behind as she sucks another. Missy takes all four loads on her face, and even swallows some of it down happily, before the camera fades out.
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| Samantha Bentley with Two Uncredited Guys |
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Brunette hottie Samantha does a little show wearing some slutty black lingerie on a white mattress between a couple guys wanking themselves and and watching her before they move in to kiss her, suck her tits, and play with her pussy as she gives them a hand. Samantha gets down to suck and stroke her way between them and then moves on to let one fuck her from behind as she continues to eat the other's meat. She continues to suck cock as the guys trade off fucking her cowgirl style, spooning her, and fucking her doggie style. Samantha gets on top for a reverse cowgirl ride as well as laying back for some missionary work before taking a solid double facial and playing with it as the camera sees how quickly it can fade out.
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| Skyler Synn with Four Uncredited Guys |
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Heavily inked and pierced dirty blonde Skyler, who also has a partially shaved head and glasses, starts out in a Heat jersey along with pink panties, knee high athletic socks, and high tops talking about being a gamer and not being a cum dodger before the guys move in and Skyler eagerly starts sucking and stroking them. As soon as her panties come off she starts riding one of the guys cowgirl style and soon after is giving it up missionary style. Skyler lets them take her in doggie a bit before going back to missionary and getting in a little more cowgirl action. She drops down to suck and stroke her way between the guys, and plays with it after one of them nuts on her face while the others stand and lay around jerking off. After a bit a second guy manages to blow a load on her face, and a third looks like he might give her a little more cum after an editing cut. They give up on the fourth guy cumming as the camera fades out.
If UK's Hottest Gang Bang is actually anywhere close to an honest representation of what kind of porn the UK can put out, it's porn industry should just shut itself down. I'm pretty sure that real British directors like Gassman, Frank Thring, and Tanya Hyde have had bathroom experiences after eating bad fish and chips which would be qualify as better porn than what this is, and that doesn't even take into consideration the complete bullshit aspects of this being a gangbang. Candy couldn't even handle sucking and stroking three cocks at time, and barely managed to handle one at each end, and finishing the scene with only a single pop on her pussy and ass (granted, it was a solid pop and the most impressive thing about the entire scene) made it all the more disappointing. Missy's scene is a definite step up for the simple fact that she takes multiple facials, but again, the sex is beyond limited with most of it being just taking on two cocks at a time as the others are no doubt drowning their sorrows with copious amounts of alcohol that their life has sunk to the point of having to be in this release. Samantha looks plenty hot in her scene, and takes a solid pounding with a nice touch of intensity and a great double facial finish, but in what fucking world does taking on two guys at once count as a fucking gangbang? If that isn't enough, Samantha has shown herself to be a solid nasty girl who'd be able to take on a solid gangbang, and here she looked like she'd do some solid cum play but the half-wit behind the camera even fucked that up by seeing how close he could get and then how quickly he could fade out as he zoomed out. I have to give Skyler credit for actually mixing up the positions as she takes on the guys, as well as taking a solid facial, but her look is a wood killer for me and once again, the scene suffers by never having her take on more than two guys with her mouth, pussy, and hands. I think SeanDPS said it best in his review when he said ”I just spent 1 hour and 22 minutes watching this not so great movie so you didn't have to.”. UK's Hottest Gang Bang is easily one of the worst releases I've seen in quite a while.
The Extras:
Absolutely nothing. Not even a photo gallery.
Condom Usage:
Sporadic use through all scenes
Final Thoughts:
Pass this one like the turd it is.
Note to UK Porn Kings:
If this is the “hottest” you can put out, please quit while you're only this far behind. Also, normally I'd request that studios give credit where it's due by acknowledging the male performers as well as the females. In this case, thank you for not embarrassing them any further by acknowledging them.
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