Married But Horny 5 Review

Running Time:
93 min.

Production Date:
Credited as 2 / 2 / 2015 but all scenes came from the mid 2000's

Director:
None credited

Cast:
Chantal Ferrara (listed here as Chantal), Christin Black (listed here as Christine), Emanuel Tilly (listed here as Emanuelle), and Lucy Love (listed here as Lucy),
with
Choky Ice, Leny Ewil, Thomas Stone, and Zenza Raggi

Audio /Video Quality:
The technical aspects are okay, but don't look too bad when one realizes that most of the scenes are about a decade old. The audio is pretty average. It's clear and free of background noises for the most part, but is nothing special in any way. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks okay. It has a bit of softness that dates it as well as a few shadows, but there's a pretty good hand on the camera.

False Advertising:
The cover lists Behind the Scenes among the features this DVD offers, making it appear that this is a fresh release. Not only is there no behind the scenes on the DVD that I could find, but as usual with Swank Digital, the release is a compilation. With how often this has happened with Swank Digital's releases and how long it appears to have been since Swank Digital has put out an original release it's hard to not think of this as a deliberate attempt to mislead consumers rather than just being a sloppy job and I'm penalizing the overall score because of it.

The Movie:
Married But Horny 5 collects four scenes previously released by Swank Digital.

What You Need to Know:
Married But Horny 5 gives you about the same thing as the rest of the series. There's nothing about the series that seems to be at all about marriage, swingers, or spicing things up, but the sex is pretty solid with some hot girls. This time the focus seems to be a bit more tit-oriented, and there's plenty of boob shots and positions that show them off. Christin and Thomas work through plenty of positions, but the chemistry is definitely lacking with Christin seeming very cold throughout. Tit fans might still enjoy this scene a bit, as it does maintain a very solid focus on Christin's tits. Lucy and Choky turn out a very solid scene with some good anal action, but after seeing this scene in several other Swank releases over the last year or two I can't say it was that impressive to see it included in this release as well. Chantal does a nice job with Leny, and does a great job showing off her tits sucking them, titty fucking him, and letting Leny cover them with cum so she can rub it in. Emanuel lets Zensa lotion up her leg before moving on with plenty of hot sex with a bit more lotion and lots of oral action mixed in. There's some nice energy in the scene, but it takes a definite downturn near the end as Zenza seems to have some problems popping and Emanuel looks downright bored waiting for him to pop. Married But Horny 5 is a decent compilation, but would have been much better if there would have been something in it that would make the scenes relate to the title, as well as if it would have been honest about being a compilation rather than trying to masquerade as a fresh feature once again.

The Extras:
The photo gallery lasts about a minute and three quarters. There's also a few trailers.

Condom Usage:
None

Final Thoughts:
Skip it. The scenes aren't bad, but there's a decent chance you've seen at least some of them on another Swank release and I just can't recommend people spend their hard earned money on a title where it seems like the company is just trying to make a quick buck and doesn't care if it deceives their customers to do so.

Note to Swank Digital:
Really? You're still listed behind the scenes in the extras when you don't appear to have put out any new content in the last several years?????

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