Connie & Floyd Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  12/10/2009

"Bang! Bang! You're some hot lady!" says Floyd to his moll Connie (Sandy Dempsey) in the incredibly inept, hour-long, XXX, period gangster yarn CONNIE AND FLOYD (1973, VCX-Cal Vista Classic standard frame re-release, 2009) that wastes your time while it shoots mostly blanks.

Floyd picks up Connie from the side of the road. Connie wastes no time in diving into what's in Floyd's pants but the front seat sequence is horribly photographed.

After a robbery that occurs offscreen, the duo end up at Floyd's hide out up in them thar hills, an open-air area with a mattress tossed onto the floor. The duo suck and fuck on the mattress with Floyd needing Connie's assistance in getting his gun holster onto his scrawny naked frame! Some gangster, that Floyd! Oh yea, Floyd says don't mind the sounds of crop dusting planes flying around.

Floyd's gangster pal George brings around three other floozies for more suck and fuck fun. Connie and Floyd feud over the new dollies so Connie disappears for awhile. Floyd takes one of the gals "upstairs' while George diddles around with the duo on a mattress out in the sunshine.

Floyd and George go in search of more moonshine, which means the girls suck on each other a bit until the Sheriff and another redneck come poking around. The Sheriff gets in on the action when he commands a blonde to suck his "do-hicky." Naked Connie points a shotgun at the Sheriff but he runs away after the gals ravage him a bit.

The Sheriff returns with a gun that really shoots and he fatally wounds George and two of the three floozies. Connie and Floyd escape but when their car breaks down they decide to suck and fuck on a blanket in the woods. It's a fatal decision.

Wow, what an awful XXX flick! I kinda like the idea of Floyd's mostly outdoor hide out but the exterior sex scenes are poorly shot and the dialog is as dumb as it gets. So, CONNIE AND FLOYD (1974) receives ! outa !!!!! and that's for the wacky performance of Sandy Dempsey in this otherwise dopey XXX gangster yarn that might induce a few laffs but not much else.

Extras include the usual Cal Vista Classic trailers, bonus scenes, legendary tribute and ONLY THE BEST trailer.