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I Swallow 11 (Odyssey)
Release date: 6/27/2001
Reviewed on: 8/7/2001 by Peeping Tom
Starring: Tatiana, Angelina, Kaylynn, Rodney Moore, Autumn, Syren Smiles
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Cast: Syren Smiles, Angelina, Tatiana, Autumn, Kaylynn, Debette, Mike 1, Mike 2 (they're two different guys, both credited only as "Mike"), Rodney Moore, and three uncredited men in the last scene. Directed by Rodney Moore. Date of Production: 7/2000 (box: 10/2000, DVD released 6/2001). Running time: ~ 2 hours 10 minutes. Other than the initial volume of the "I Swallow" series, I haven't seen a Rodney Moore title worth watching that didn't feature Nadia Nyce; suffice to say that "I Swallow 11" didn't change this personal truism. It starts out promisingly, too, with a decent scene starring Syren, but plunges into mediocre territory (and worse) immediately thereafter. (To me, Rodney's movies are only tolerable when he enlists bigger-name talent.) If cum-swallowing's your kink, and you've already watched the first in this series, look to another line to satisfy your fetish. The first scene here is the best (the only good one, in my opinion).
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Reves de Cuir 2
Release date: 6/5/2001
Reviewed on: 7/29/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Roberto Malone, Maeva, Tabatha Cash, N'J DeBahai, Cloe, Lydia Chanel, Sergio Demon, Carol, Alain, Roland, Beata, Olive, Natacha Borisovna, Perle, Michael Wilson, Ivan, Patrick Bulnes, Alan Champion, Christopher Eiger, Eugene Fondrier, Stephne Genna, Gerard Marx, Gilles Mons, Gerard Pujol, Jack Striker
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Francois Leroi
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 1993 Director: Francois Leroi Cast: Tabitha Cash, Deborah Wells, Julia Channel, NJ de Bahia, Eva Blue, Roberto Malone, Sergio Demon, Alain Dumaurier, Gerald Pujol, Beata, Maeva, Ivan, Olive, Roland, Cloe Delice, Carole, Jack Striker, Gerald Marx, Gilles Mon, Perle, Natacha Borisovna, Eugene Fondrier, Christopher Eiger, Stephane Genna, Patrick Bulnes, and Michael Wilson Initial Expectations: I really enjoyed Reves de Cuir and hope that this lives up to the original. Initial Reaction: The only thing it has in common with the original is Deborah Wells playing one of the characters in each of them (and not the same character). Who Should Watch It : Fans of Tabitha Cash or NJ de Bahia Who Should Avoid It: Fans of the original Audio /Video Quality: The audio is available in both French and English. The French appears to be very clear, and although the English is clear, its also dubbed pretty poorly. The picture is pretty good but has a little grain.
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Different Strokes 2: Public Pop Shots
Release date: 4/18/2001
Reviewed on: 6/28/2001 by Endorphin
Starring: Mercedes, Red, Allison, Rodney Moore, Julianna Sterling, Aspen Brock, Allison Kilgore, Kelli Cage, Azteca, Genevieve DeKay, Amber Lee
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Starring: Mercedes, Julianna Sterling, Aspen Brock, Allison and Alecia Kilgore, Kelli Cage, Aztec, Genevieve DeKay, Amber Lee, Rodney Moore, Red Pros: Allison and Alecia, chick ID Cons: there is absolutely nothing erotic about this DVD, not a very attractive cast (actually quite unattractive at times), pop shots are not in public, Rodney gets his asshole licked, boring sex, a beeping sound in many scenes, In my recent review of Xtreme Janine I expounded upon some of the qualities that I think make a porn good. After viewing Different Strokes I can now think of a basic quality that will garner a bad review. This DVD actually made me want to watch another porno afterwards so that I could actually get aroused. I asked for this DVD for probably two different reasons. First, I was curious. Public pop shots? What is that all about? Is somebody actually going to cream on somebody's face in public? Well, no.
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Bad (VCA)
Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 6/18/2001 by Black Coffee
Starring: Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Peter North, Randy Spears, Ashlyn Gere, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Marc Wallice, Rayne, Madison, Lauren Hall, Michelle Monroe, Iesha
Studio: VCA
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: Director: John Leslie Screenwriter: Dominic Ruth Director of Photography: George Wally Runtime: 66 min. Format: Video Cast: Iesha, Tom Byron, Ashlyn Gere, Madison, Marc Wallace, Peter North, Lauren Hall, Joey Silvera, Rayne, Michelle Monroe, T.T. Boy, Randy Spears, Jamie Gillis (nonsex) Finally someone has made a porno and taken the time to slap on the appropriate title. John Leslie's Bad is indeed bad. Not bad in the Michael Jackson 'it's good to be bad' way but bad as in I think I'll throw it out with an empty shampoo bottle, lint from my pocket, and other trash. Congratulations to Mr. Leslie for not misleading the porn buying public. The same praise cannot be given to VCA regarding the cover art, however, and bonus points go to anyone who can find the girls on the box in the video. This 'classic' was shot on video and released in 1991, well past the golden age of porn.
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Dracula
Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 6/9/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Deborah Wells, Simona Valli, Roberto Malone, Ron Jeremy, Maeva, Draghixa, John Walton, Don Fernando, Selen, Richard Langin, Eric Weiss, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Valentina Velasquez, Dalila, Joy Karin's, Tanya La Riviere
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Mario Salieri
Review brief: Running Time: 64 min. Production Date: pre- 7 / 3 / 1995 Director: Mario Salieri Cast: Selen, Joy Karins, Simona Valli, Deborah Wells, Maeva, Draghixa, Tania Lariviere, Dalila, Manuela Simone, Nicoleta Astori, Jolth Walton, Ron Jeremy, Joe Calzone, Eric Vincent, Franck David, Ennio Luise, Richard Voicin, Robert Malone, John Sanders, and Ennio Luise Initial Expectations: This version of Dracula won a ton of European awards which gives me good hopes for it. Initial Reaction: It appears to have a very high budget but feels highly edited. Who Should Watch It : Fans of classic porn and high production values and people with short attention spans. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants decent dubbing in foreign films and complete sex scenes Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear, although when its dubbed it should be. The dubbing, however, is hilarious. I couldnt hold back the laughter during the sex scenes. Sadly, I dont think it was meant to be so funny.
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Ultimate Erotic Fantasy, The
Release date: 6/25/2000
Reviewed on: 6/8/2001 by Trunks
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jeanna Fine, Steven St. Croix, Misty Rain, Felecia, Mark Davis, Julia Ann, Jenteal, Melissa Hill, Randy West, Shayla LaVeaux, Celeste, Debi Diamond, Steve Drake, Paula Price, Kaylan Nicole, Draghixa, Jenna Jameson, Aaron Colt, Nicole Lace, Crystal Gold
Studio: Ultimate
Review brief: Running Time: 90 minutes. Cast: Jenna Jameson, Asia Carrera, Felecia, Jenteal, Jeanna Fine, Debi Diamond, Misty Rain, Melissa Hill, Shayla LaVeaux, Celeste, Julia Ann, Nicole Lace, Crystal Gold, Kaylan Nicole, Draghixa, Paula Price, Mark Davis, Randy West, Steven St. Croix, Steve Drake, Aaron Colt Audio/Video Quality: Video was bad. It had the grainy look. Audio was muffled too. Themes: B&D, Lesbian, Straight. Review: This is a compilation. It has the 1995 and 1996 AVN Best All Girl Scenes. Although, I didn't see anything all that great about them. I couldn't wait for them to end. It includes scenes from the movies: Erotic Visions, Palace of Pleasure, Dinner Party (Ultimate), Fantasy Chamber, and Elements of Desire. None of the scenes in this movie were any good. The sex seemed flat and bored me to no end. The only thing ultimate about this flik is the studio it comes from.
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Private Diary of Tori Welles, The
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/27/2001 by -lunacy-
Starring: Tom Byron, Kaitlyn Ashley, Dave Hardman, Tori Welles
Studio: Sunshine
Review brief: Overall thoughts; Why the hell did I subject myself to this... Trying to watch this was ludicrous, it looks and sounds as though it was shot by someone that just learned to turn on a camera. Some of the scenes you only get half the shot because something is in the way and what you can see is thru snow so you ask yourself if you're pirating cable or watching something you paid for. At many points thru this film it was so ridiculous I just had to laugh, although somehow I doubt humor was the intent. *It is my assumption and opinion that Tori is either insane or/and on drugs. She is not lucid and has weird episodes of anxiety throughout the film. *She talks too much during sex, tries to hard to be sexy. *Whoever was manning the camera, needs to get some schooling. *Someone needs to instruct Tori on vaginal hygiene, and about not putting dirty objects into your pussy. *There is something weird about calling your BF "Daddy" Intro- Enter a barren room with nothing but a brass bed cloaked in black satin sheets and candles.
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Black Justice
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/18/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Bobby Blake, Ethan Alexander, Danny Brown, Buck Horse Jackson, Jonathan Christopher, Vincent Williams, Chaka Zulu
Studio: Men of Odyssey
Review brief: For those of you who like big, dark slabs of meat dont get too excited, the meat is undercooked! Featuring an all black cast, except for Danny Brown, its a mediocre film at best. Black Horse Jackson, and we all know how he got his name, is in prison for stealing. Danny Brown is the warden who has his way with him and eventually the "chain gang" has their way with the warden. Lots of huge cocks that are too big to even get rock hard, scenes are grainy in spots, and Bobby Blake comes off as a dud! Hes in a couple of scenes where he doesnt even cum! So whats the point? Black Horse does jerk off in one scene and shoots a shitload of cum out of his 12-incher but that may have been the high point. Your typical suck and fuck shots and a couple of orgies but they all just seemed blasé.
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Ebony Erotica 2 (SMP / Pleasure)
Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 4/9/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mary Jane, Santino Lee, Tiffany, Kokoa, Donita Dunes, Annika LaRue, Tiffanie Redmond, Cuba DeMoan
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Running Time: 77 min. Production Date: 9 / 27 / 1999 Director: Sean Michaels Cast: Donita Dunes, Mary Jane, Kokoa, Tiffany, Annika La Rue, Cuba V. DeMoan, Tiffany Redmond, Sean Michaels, and Santino Lee Initial Expectations: Although it might be a great movie, Im not expecting it to be quite for me as there arent that many black people that I find attractive. Initial Reaction: It could have been a decent movie but the editing ruined it for me. Who Should Watch It: Fans of Sean Michaels or all black sex. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes porn thats easy to watch or those who dont enjoy watching all black people. Audio /Video Quality: Most of the audio is very clear. The only problems I had were the few parts where it appeared to be dubbed and a couple times where it seemed like the mic was a little too close. Music: There isnt music in all of the scenes in the movie. What music there is is well balanced and a nice mix of typical porn music with a blend of funk and tribal music.
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Girls of Mardi Gras, The (Digital Sin)
Release date: 3/1/2001
Reviewed on: 3/20/2001 by Kobiata
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: The Girls of Mardi Gras Digital Sin DVD / 2000 / 90 Minutes DISC FEATURES Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single-Layer Single Sided Disc - Region Free Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3 Audio: - English Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access Starring: Exhibitionists! Synopsis: Females go crazy and wild in the debauched spirit of Mardi Gras by showing off their prized possessions. Overall: This DVD has no value unless you plan to show this as a gag with your friends to make fun at these people. DVD Quality: The audio quality is okay, but the video is horrendous. The video quality is contingent upon the medium of the original source. The original source must have been VHS-C because it looks that bad. Extras: NONE! LIKES: The only scene that is REALLY worth mentioning occurs around 41st minute. A bunch of women from "Rick's Cabaret" show off their tits and butts. Particularly, there is an olive skinned lady with a 1920s or 1920s Betty Boop haircut. She rubs her firm ass against the window. This was tot
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Ultra Kinky 6: Deep Anal Impact
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Missy, Debi, Obsession, Tabitha, Donna, Kimberly
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Ultra Kinky 6: Deep Anal Impact WARNING: Terrible PORNO! First Impression: This is an update to the review given by another faithful reviewer. I agree with him. This is a nasty terrible porno. Please do not waste your money on this. Give that money to unisef instead if you must spend money. Review: Wow the title says it all! Ultra Kinky Deep Anal! So was it good? HELL'S NO!!! I bought this DVD about a year ago. At the time I didn't know any better. I wanted to see some dirty anal action instead I was barraged with grossness and girls that looked so bored. I swear there's a scene where a girl is reading a newspaper or magazine. Poor video quality poor audio quality. There is this one scene where they keep filling her butt with lube and she squeezes and it flows out of her. Ewwwwwwww!!!!! This DVD was filled with people I've never heard or seen before.
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Fling (Legend)
Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 2/26/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Nakita Kash, Blair, Chennin Blanc, Eric Masterson, Renee LaRue, Cheyne Collins, Maya Divine
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Adriane Gold
Review brief: Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: 2 / 2 - 3 / 2000 Director: Adriane Gold Cast: Renee LaRue, Chennin Blanc, Wendy Divine, Blair, Evan Stone, Cheyne Collins, and Eric Masterson Initial Expectations: This is my first DVD from Legend, so Im going to keep my mind open going in. Initial Reaction: Although it had potential for some great sex scenes, it was botched almost completely. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very uneven and unbalanced. I had to adjust the volume quite often while watching Fling . Although most of the sex is very clear, I struggled to understand much of the dialogue. Its not a big deal here but it does show lack of caring about the product. The video is much the same. It ranges from extremely grainy to very clear in the same shot. I think they might have been using flashlights for much of the lighting and had to share the batteries with the girls warming up with vibrators. There are also some flashes of garbage on the screen.
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500 Gay Cumshots 2
Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 2/18/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Bo Richards, Dino Hurt, Blaine Austin, Dallas Taylor, Adam West
Studio: Leisure Time
Review brief: This dvd is loaded...literally! Some good loads and some bad, mostly bad. If you're into strictly cum shots this might be for you, I personally found it to be pretty monotonous after about the tenth shot. This is 4 hours of cum shots with every conceivable size cock, load, and hunk. You get big cocks, small cocks, black, white, cut, uncut and everything inbetween. The guys range in variety as well from twinks and muscle to black and hairy. Overall the majority of the shots are of poor quality with either poor sound or bad video, which consisted of the hues all being off. And the audio ranged in live to cheesy elevator music. Once in a while though you did get a good one but they were few and far between. The dvd is broken down into 50 chapters with I guess, I didn't count them, 10 shots in each. I wonder how many gallons of cum this would amount to? Anyway, there are some moments but just not enough for my taste.
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Adventures of Sunset
Release date: 12/12/2000
Reviewed on: 2/8/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Elena, Sunset Thomas, Sabrina, Honey, Heather, Isis, Zach Thomas
Studio: Outlaw
Directed by: Zach Adams
Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 2 / 2000 Director: Zachery Thomas (cover) Zachery Addams (movie) Cast: Sunset Thomas, Zach Addams, Sabrina, Elena Perez, Honey Dew, Isis, Heather Initial Expectations: Pro-Am movies have never impressed me that much. Theyve always seemed really poorly done both technically and overall. Initial Reaction: Its one of, if not the worst feature Ive ever seen. Audio /Video Quality: For a Pro-Am movie, its almost very good. The audio is very good and lets you hear most everything. The video is slightly grainy for most of the movie except for the last part of the last scene. Horrible is a compliment for the picture here. Its a little better than the original Atari games for this part. If not for these few minutes, I would have rated the audio and video an entire point higher. The color is also off in much of the film due to the lighting. Some of the movie is pretty well balanced and others are completely bleached out from too much lighting. Music: None.
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Monsters and Size Queens
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Dean Butch Bailey, Tony Donovan, T.J. Swan, Rex Ruben, Sky Thompson
Studio: Pacific Sun
Review brief: Starring: Sky Thompson,Tony Donovan, Dean Butch Bailey, Rex Ruben, T.J. Swan, "Blonde" Mike Features: Interactive Menus; Chapter Index; Scene Access;Photo Gallery; DVD-ROM Compatible I'm surprised coming from producer John Summers, that this was a poor compilation of 6 horny big- dicked young new guys (maybe from the 80's?!) jerking off. I'm not sure when this was originally made but the picture quality was very grainy-and lets not even talk about the scene with TJ Swan-his solo was scratchy, grainy and filled with flecks of dirt and dust! Basically its a solo compilation set to some poor pseudo classical music. It starts out with Dean Bailey--who is pretty hot--taking a shower before he lies on the bed and begins to stroke his long thick cock. His scene and Rex Ruben's steamy bathtub scene are the best of the bunch, if you like solo's. The sound wasn't so bad, as Rex lathered up his massive cock that took both his hands to stroke, you could hear his breath and the slippery sound of the lather agains his dick.
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Muscle Ranch
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Ed Dinakos, Jake Tanner
Studio: Colt
Review brief: DONT BOTHER GOING TO THIS RANCH! Muscle Ranch is another poor quality DVD by Buckshot Productions (are all these productions from the 70s & 80s?) which is surprising since the models from Colt are generally hot. Not only is the video and sound quality not very good but the approximate running time is less than 60 min in length as well. Actually the running time wouldnt be that bad-I mean 60 min. would be a good length to get your rocks off-if only the video were good! The gist, or should I say jizz of the story, is that of rancher Ed Dinakos who receives an application for a farmhand who is none other than Jake Tanner and how they have some good ol man to man action. It starts with Ed getting the application in the mail as well as a muscle and theres a brief flashback of him imagining himself with Jake. Ed then proceeds indoors to take a look at his "new" video he got. The video stars Wayne Mills who is a poolside statue that comes to life, jumps in the pool, and then lifts some weights and flexes his muscles in the nude.
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Andrew Blake's Girls
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/31/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jeanna Fine, Peter North, Randy Spears, Randy West, Ashlyn Gere, Porsche Lynn, Paula Price, Rocco Siffredi, Sebastian, Cameo, Jamie Summers, Zara Whites, Erica Boyer, Tori Welles, Cheri Taylor, Sabre, Valerie Stone, Ashley Lauren, Julia Parton, Heather Lere, Nikki Wilde, Derek Lane, Kristina King, Veronica Dol
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Andrew Blake
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 85 min. Production Date: 1992 Director: Andrew Blake Cast: Tori Welles, Porsche Lynn, Jamie Summers, Paula Price, Heater Lere, Nina Alexander, Erica Boyer, Cameo, Tami Monroe, Lauren Hall, Racquel Darrian, Zara Whites, Jeanna Fine, Veronica Dol, Valerie Stone, Ashlyn Gere, Ashley Lauren, Nichole (Nikki) Wilde, Krystina King, Derrick Lane, Randy West, and Randy Spears with a few other guys in non - sex roles. Initial Expectations: Andrew Blake has great artistic vision, so I expect the movie to be excellent. Unfortunately, Im not expecting Caballero to give it the treatment it deserves. Initial Reaction: As a compilation DVD, the feature itself is pretty good. Unfortunately, Caballero has given this DVD one of the worst treatments Ive ever seen. Audio /Video Quality: The audio quality is pretty good, but the video quality leaves a lot to be desired. It ranges anywhere from average to are those people or farm animals having sex?.
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Secret Agent 69
Release date: 8/29/2000
Reviewed on: 10/22/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Brick Majors, Julian, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Temptress, Daisy Chain, Kristen, Dayton Rains, Charlene Aspen, Bridgette Kerkove, Dillion Day, Dominic, Veronica Caine
Studio: Knob Ryder
Directed by: Father John
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 100 min. Production Date: 6/23/99, 9/12/99, 3/12/00 Director: Father John Cast: Jill Kelly, Temptress, Julie Meadows, Charlene Aspen, Brigette Kerkove, Barrett Moore, Kristen, Dayton Rains, Daisy Chain, Marc Davis, Julian, Brick Majors, Brian Surewood, Dillion Day, and Dominic Initial Expectations: I've never seen a Knob / Ryder release, so I didn't really know what to expect. Some of the cast is recognizable, but the lack of extras doesn't give me a lot of hope. Initial Reaction: The movie is almost okay, but the DVD as a whole is greatly lacking. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for really cheap porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a DVD that looked like it was made by somebody with at least a double digit IQ Audio /Video Quality: There's a few spots with some dubbing, but they're not overly noticeable. There's a lot of grain to the picture. It doesn't really detract that much from the movie as the camera work leaves a lot to be desired.
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Finger Pleasures 9
Release date: 6/11/2000
Reviewed on: 10/7/2000 by Endorphin
Starring: Bunny Bleu, Shayla LaVeaux, Megan [I] (ambiguous), Alice Harvey
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: T.H. Royal
Review brief: Starring: Shayla LaVeaux, Megan, Alice Harvey, Bunny Bleau Pros: chicks masturbating, good, long performances by the chicks, slow undressing (which gives that ever so great feeling of anticipationthat you frequently don't get in porn) Cons: VCR tracking lines(yes I am reviewing a DVD), terrible sound, terrible music, deceptive cover In a word: rip-off (or is that 2 words) This DVD features four women masturbating. Each woman has a solo segment about 15-20 minutes long. So, the premise is good for a start. The women work hard to please. Not only do they masturbate, but they also talk to the camera and create the fantasy that they are masturbating for you and love that you are watching. This is good. However, the production job is a travesty. It is hard and sometimes nearly impossible to hear what they are saying. And of course the music is too loud.
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Matador 1, The (Private)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/31/2000 by Big Bob
Starring: Christine, Yves Baillat, Clarissa, Cassandra Wild, Remigio Zampa, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Atlantis, Catherine Count, Helen Birne, Jean-Pierre Armand, Mikra Mitra
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel
Review brief: I AM A BIG FAN OF PRIVATE. HOWEVER, THIS MOVIE WAS PATHETIC! OLD AND UGLY MEN WITH AVERAGE LOOKING GIRLS.
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Diva X: Taylor
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/9/2000 by ChuckB28
Starring: Taylor Moore
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: This virtual sex DVD is terrible. The control is impossible!!! The audio is dubbed over, not live. The video clips are very short. Yeah, Taylor Moore looks fantastic but it's not worth getting this DVD for.
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Diva X: Brittany
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/6/2000 by Draken
Starring: Brittany Andrews
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: What a disappointment, this could have been a much better product. It is brought down by poor, sloppy and rushed work. Lets examine each of the four parts of the dvd in turn. On a personal note, I much prefer natural breasts opposed to oversized sacks of saline solution. Of couse, this is personal preference, so your mileage may vary. The Movie What they call a movie here would be refered to as a scene by most. It is this part of the disc that looks rushed, it could have been better. In the opening scene, you can see the end of the set because they used a funky camera lens. The camera then enters the bedroom, where the guy helps Brittany out of her clothes. In less than a blink of an eye, the guy is out of his, thanks to some creative editing. Too bad they didn't keep up the editing through out the feature. Further into the scene, we see shakey camera work and the occasional glimpse of a stagehand in the background.
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Interactive Mind Teaser
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/11/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Zoe, Kobe Tai, Mia, Stacy, Caroline, Crystal, Victoria, Envy, Kira, Lisa Comshaw, Kira Kener, Anna, Jordan, Stella
Studio: Vivid
Review brief: The Plot: Every now and then we have to change the old paradigms and realize that something new is in the air. Witness exhibit A: Vivids Interactive Mind Teazzer. It really defies classification. Its not a compilation, its not a gonzo and it certainly doesnt have a plot. How do we define such a beast? I think if I were able, I would classify this disc as an amusing toy. It's either that, or classify it as "drink coaster". The Cast: Its nice to see that Vivid is rotating out some of the faces (and bodies) that weve all grown to love in favor of some less-exposed talent. Some of the old crowd is here: Kobe Tai, Kira Kenner, Lisa Comshaw. There is a whole gamut of first-name-only Vivid girls here: Zoe, Doria, Mia, Stella, Crystal, Stacy, Jordan, etc. etc. etc. Most of the girls are artificially inflated, but I didnt see any that were awful in execution. The guys are represented by um there are none. I really have only a couple comments about the cast here: Somebody needs to feed Kobe Tai, and Kira Kenner is an excellent dancer.
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Latin Balls Huevos 2
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/4/2000 by sthorens@mindspring.com
Starring: Seth Black, Duncan Mills, Patrick Ives, Anthony Cruz, Duncan Valentine, David Santana
Studio: Channel 69
Review brief: Let me start by saying that I like Latin and Hispanic men. And I like hot sex. And I even like trade. What I don't like is street urchins lured by drugs & cash to do something in which they have to interest and into which they put no soul. The three couplings in this DVD are lackluster performances by three pairs of young (?) men who I am sure were street hustlers past their prime when this video was originally taped and who have hopefully long since retired. A/V quality is lackluster; extras are non-existant (as is plot); acting is poor and, with one very marginal exception, based on the performers' looks, even the cat wouldn't have dragged them in.
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Ultra Kinky 2: Oddities! The Fucking Abnormal
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/13/1999 by Kate
Studio: Metro
Review brief: I was expecting some serious hilarity - and all I got were a few laughs. Call me strange, but I was really looking forward to this DVD. What can I say... I love circus freaks! Too bad everything was faker than a goat with a horn glued to its head (the famed barnum & bailey unicorn.)This DVD won't get your rocks off.
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Release date: 6/27/2001
Reviewed on: 8/7/2001 by Peeping Tom
Starring: Tatiana, Angelina, Kaylynn, Rodney Moore, Autumn, Syren Smiles
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Cast: Syren Smiles, Angelina, Tatiana, Autumn, Kaylynn, Debette, Mike 1, Mike 2 (they're two different guys, both credited only as "Mike"), Rodney Moore, and three uncredited men in the last scene. Directed by Rodney Moore. Date of Production: 7/2000 (box: 10/2000, DVD released 6/2001). Running time: ~ 2 hours 10 minutes. Other than the initial volume of the "I Swallow" series, I haven't seen a Rodney Moore title worth watching that didn't feature Nadia Nyce; suffice to say that "I Swallow 11" didn't change this personal truism. It starts out promisingly, too, with a decent scene starring Syren, but plunges into mediocre territory (and worse) immediately thereafter. (To me, Rodney's movies are only tolerable when he enlists bigger-name talent.) If cum-swallowing's your kink, and you've already watched the first in this series, look to another line to satisfy your fetish. The first scene here is the best (the only good one, in my opinion).
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Release date: 6/5/2001
Reviewed on: 7/29/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Roberto Malone, Maeva, Tabatha Cash, N'J DeBahai, Cloe, Lydia Chanel, Sergio Demon, Carol, Alain, Roland, Beata, Olive, Natacha Borisovna, Perle, Michael Wilson, Ivan, Patrick Bulnes, Alan Champion, Christopher Eiger, Eugene Fondrier, Stephne Genna, Gerard Marx, Gilles Mons, Gerard Pujol, Jack Striker
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Francois Leroi
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 1993 Director: Francois Leroi Cast: Tabitha Cash, Deborah Wells, Julia Channel, NJ de Bahia, Eva Blue, Roberto Malone, Sergio Demon, Alain Dumaurier, Gerald Pujol, Beata, Maeva, Ivan, Olive, Roland, Cloe Delice, Carole, Jack Striker, Gerald Marx, Gilles Mon, Perle, Natacha Borisovna, Eugene Fondrier, Christopher Eiger, Stephane Genna, Patrick Bulnes, and Michael Wilson Initial Expectations: I really enjoyed Reves de Cuir and hope that this lives up to the original. Initial Reaction: The only thing it has in common with the original is Deborah Wells playing one of the characters in each of them (and not the same character). Who Should Watch It : Fans of Tabitha Cash or NJ de Bahia Who Should Avoid It: Fans of the original Audio /Video Quality: The audio is available in both French and English. The French appears to be very clear, and although the English is clear, its also dubbed pretty poorly. The picture is pretty good but has a little grain.
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Release date: 4/18/2001
Reviewed on: 6/28/2001 by Endorphin
Starring: Mercedes, Red, Allison, Rodney Moore, Julianna Sterling, Aspen Brock, Allison Kilgore, Kelli Cage, Azteca, Genevieve DeKay, Amber Lee
Studio: Odyssey
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Starring: Mercedes, Julianna Sterling, Aspen Brock, Allison and Alecia Kilgore, Kelli Cage, Aztec, Genevieve DeKay, Amber Lee, Rodney Moore, Red Pros: Allison and Alecia, chick ID Cons: there is absolutely nothing erotic about this DVD, not a very attractive cast (actually quite unattractive at times), pop shots are not in public, Rodney gets his asshole licked, boring sex, a beeping sound in many scenes, In my recent review of Xtreme Janine I expounded upon some of the qualities that I think make a porn good. After viewing Different Strokes I can now think of a basic quality that will garner a bad review. This DVD actually made me want to watch another porno afterwards so that I could actually get aroused. I asked for this DVD for probably two different reasons. First, I was curious. Public pop shots? What is that all about? Is somebody actually going to cream on somebody's face in public? Well, no.
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Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 6/18/2001 by Black Coffee
Starring: Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Peter North, Randy Spears, Ashlyn Gere, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Marc Wallice, Rayne, Madison, Lauren Hall, Michelle Monroe, Iesha
Studio: VCA
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: Director: John Leslie Screenwriter: Dominic Ruth Director of Photography: George Wally Runtime: 66 min. Format: Video Cast: Iesha, Tom Byron, Ashlyn Gere, Madison, Marc Wallace, Peter North, Lauren Hall, Joey Silvera, Rayne, Michelle Monroe, T.T. Boy, Randy Spears, Jamie Gillis (nonsex) Finally someone has made a porno and taken the time to slap on the appropriate title. John Leslie's Bad is indeed bad. Not bad in the Michael Jackson 'it's good to be bad' way but bad as in I think I'll throw it out with an empty shampoo bottle, lint from my pocket, and other trash. Congratulations to Mr. Leslie for not misleading the porn buying public. The same praise cannot be given to VCA regarding the cover art, however, and bonus points go to anyone who can find the girls on the box in the video. This 'classic' was shot on video and released in 1991, well past the golden age of porn.
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Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 6/9/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Deborah Wells, Simona Valli, Roberto Malone, Ron Jeremy, Maeva, Draghixa, John Walton, Don Fernando, Selen, Richard Langin, Eric Weiss, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Valentina Velasquez, Dalila, Joy Karin's, Tanya La Riviere
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Mario Salieri
Review brief: Running Time: 64 min. Production Date: pre- 7 / 3 / 1995 Director: Mario Salieri Cast: Selen, Joy Karins, Simona Valli, Deborah Wells, Maeva, Draghixa, Tania Lariviere, Dalila, Manuela Simone, Nicoleta Astori, Jolth Walton, Ron Jeremy, Joe Calzone, Eric Vincent, Franck David, Ennio Luise, Richard Voicin, Robert Malone, John Sanders, and Ennio Luise Initial Expectations: This version of Dracula won a ton of European awards which gives me good hopes for it. Initial Reaction: It appears to have a very high budget but feels highly edited. Who Should Watch It : Fans of classic porn and high production values and people with short attention spans. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants decent dubbing in foreign films and complete sex scenes Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear, although when its dubbed it should be. The dubbing, however, is hilarious. I couldnt hold back the laughter during the sex scenes. Sadly, I dont think it was meant to be so funny.
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Release date: 6/25/2000
Reviewed on: 6/8/2001 by Trunks
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jeanna Fine, Steven St. Croix, Misty Rain, Felecia, Mark Davis, Julia Ann, Jenteal, Melissa Hill, Randy West, Shayla LaVeaux, Celeste, Debi Diamond, Steve Drake, Paula Price, Kaylan Nicole, Draghixa, Jenna Jameson, Aaron Colt, Nicole Lace, Crystal Gold
Studio: Ultimate
Review brief: Running Time: 90 minutes. Cast: Jenna Jameson, Asia Carrera, Felecia, Jenteal, Jeanna Fine, Debi Diamond, Misty Rain, Melissa Hill, Shayla LaVeaux, Celeste, Julia Ann, Nicole Lace, Crystal Gold, Kaylan Nicole, Draghixa, Paula Price, Mark Davis, Randy West, Steven St. Croix, Steve Drake, Aaron Colt Audio/Video Quality: Video was bad. It had the grainy look. Audio was muffled too. Themes: B&D, Lesbian, Straight. Review: This is a compilation. It has the 1995 and 1996 AVN Best All Girl Scenes. Although, I didn't see anything all that great about them. I couldn't wait for them to end. It includes scenes from the movies: Erotic Visions, Palace of Pleasure, Dinner Party (Ultimate), Fantasy Chamber, and Elements of Desire. None of the scenes in this movie were any good. The sex seemed flat and bored me to no end. The only thing ultimate about this flik is the studio it comes from.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/27/2001 by -lunacy-
Starring: Tom Byron, Kaitlyn Ashley, Dave Hardman, Tori Welles
Studio: Sunshine
Review brief: Overall thoughts; Why the hell did I subject myself to this... Trying to watch this was ludicrous, it looks and sounds as though it was shot by someone that just learned to turn on a camera. Some of the scenes you only get half the shot because something is in the way and what you can see is thru snow so you ask yourself if you're pirating cable or watching something you paid for. At many points thru this film it was so ridiculous I just had to laugh, although somehow I doubt humor was the intent. *It is my assumption and opinion that Tori is either insane or/and on drugs. She is not lucid and has weird episodes of anxiety throughout the film. *She talks too much during sex, tries to hard to be sexy. *Whoever was manning the camera, needs to get some schooling. *Someone needs to instruct Tori on vaginal hygiene, and about not putting dirty objects into your pussy. *There is something weird about calling your BF "Daddy" Intro- Enter a barren room with nothing but a brass bed cloaked in black satin sheets and candles.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/18/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Bobby Blake, Ethan Alexander, Danny Brown, Buck Horse Jackson, Jonathan Christopher, Vincent Williams, Chaka Zulu
Studio: Men of Odyssey
Review brief: For those of you who like big, dark slabs of meat dont get too excited, the meat is undercooked! Featuring an all black cast, except for Danny Brown, its a mediocre film at best. Black Horse Jackson, and we all know how he got his name, is in prison for stealing. Danny Brown is the warden who has his way with him and eventually the "chain gang" has their way with the warden. Lots of huge cocks that are too big to even get rock hard, scenes are grainy in spots, and Bobby Blake comes off as a dud! Hes in a couple of scenes where he doesnt even cum! So whats the point? Black Horse does jerk off in one scene and shoots a shitload of cum out of his 12-incher but that may have been the high point. Your typical suck and fuck shots and a couple of orgies but they all just seemed blasé.
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Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 4/9/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Sean Michaels, Mary Jane, Santino Lee, Tiffany, Kokoa, Donita Dunes, Annika LaRue, Tiffanie Redmond, Cuba DeMoan
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Running Time: 77 min. Production Date: 9 / 27 / 1999 Director: Sean Michaels Cast: Donita Dunes, Mary Jane, Kokoa, Tiffany, Annika La Rue, Cuba V. DeMoan, Tiffany Redmond, Sean Michaels, and Santino Lee Initial Expectations: Although it might be a great movie, Im not expecting it to be quite for me as there arent that many black people that I find attractive. Initial Reaction: It could have been a decent movie but the editing ruined it for me. Who Should Watch It: Fans of Sean Michaels or all black sex. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes porn thats easy to watch or those who dont enjoy watching all black people. Audio /Video Quality: Most of the audio is very clear. The only problems I had were the few parts where it appeared to be dubbed and a couple times where it seemed like the mic was a little too close. Music: There isnt music in all of the scenes in the movie. What music there is is well balanced and a nice mix of typical porn music with a blend of funk and tribal music.
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Release date: 3/1/2001
Reviewed on: 3/20/2001 by Kobiata
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: The Girls of Mardi Gras Digital Sin DVD / 2000 / 90 Minutes DISC FEATURES Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single-Layer Single Sided Disc - Region Free Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3 Audio: - English Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access Starring: Exhibitionists! Synopsis: Females go crazy and wild in the debauched spirit of Mardi Gras by showing off their prized possessions. Overall: This DVD has no value unless you plan to show this as a gag with your friends to make fun at these people. DVD Quality: The audio quality is okay, but the video is horrendous. The video quality is contingent upon the medium of the original source. The original source must have been VHS-C because it looks that bad. Extras: NONE! LIKES: The only scene that is REALLY worth mentioning occurs around 41st minute. A bunch of women from "Rick's Cabaret" show off their tits and butts. Particularly, there is an olive skinned lady with a 1920s or 1920s Betty Boop haircut. She rubs her firm ass against the window. This was tot
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Missy, Debi, Obsession, Tabitha, Donna, Kimberly
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Ultra Kinky 6: Deep Anal Impact WARNING: Terrible PORNO! First Impression: This is an update to the review given by another faithful reviewer. I agree with him. This is a nasty terrible porno. Please do not waste your money on this. Give that money to unisef instead if you must spend money. Review: Wow the title says it all! Ultra Kinky Deep Anal! So was it good? HELL'S NO!!! I bought this DVD about a year ago. At the time I didn't know any better. I wanted to see some dirty anal action instead I was barraged with grossness and girls that looked so bored. I swear there's a scene where a girl is reading a newspaper or magazine. Poor video quality poor audio quality. There is this one scene where they keep filling her butt with lube and she squeezes and it flows out of her. Ewwwwwwww!!!!! This DVD was filled with people I've never heard or seen before.
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Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 2/26/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Nakita Kash, Blair, Chennin Blanc, Eric Masterson, Renee LaRue, Cheyne Collins, Maya Divine
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Adriane Gold
Review brief: Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: 2 / 2 - 3 / 2000 Director: Adriane Gold Cast: Renee LaRue, Chennin Blanc, Wendy Divine, Blair, Evan Stone, Cheyne Collins, and Eric Masterson Initial Expectations: This is my first DVD from Legend, so Im going to keep my mind open going in. Initial Reaction: Although it had potential for some great sex scenes, it was botched almost completely. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very uneven and unbalanced. I had to adjust the volume quite often while watching Fling . Although most of the sex is very clear, I struggled to understand much of the dialogue. Its not a big deal here but it does show lack of caring about the product. The video is much the same. It ranges from extremely grainy to very clear in the same shot. I think they might have been using flashlights for much of the lighting and had to share the batteries with the girls warming up with vibrators. There are also some flashes of garbage on the screen.
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Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 2/18/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Bo Richards, Dino Hurt, Blaine Austin, Dallas Taylor, Adam West
Studio: Leisure Time
Review brief: This dvd is loaded...literally! Some good loads and some bad, mostly bad. If you're into strictly cum shots this might be for you, I personally found it to be pretty monotonous after about the tenth shot. This is 4 hours of cum shots with every conceivable size cock, load, and hunk. You get big cocks, small cocks, black, white, cut, uncut and everything inbetween. The guys range in variety as well from twinks and muscle to black and hairy. Overall the majority of the shots are of poor quality with either poor sound or bad video, which consisted of the hues all being off. And the audio ranged in live to cheesy elevator music. Once in a while though you did get a good one but they were few and far between. The dvd is broken down into 50 chapters with I guess, I didn't count them, 10 shots in each. I wonder how many gallons of cum this would amount to? Anyway, there are some moments but just not enough for my taste.
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Release date: 12/12/2000
Reviewed on: 2/8/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Elena, Sunset Thomas, Sabrina, Honey, Heather, Isis, Zach Thomas
Studio: Outlaw
Directed by: Zach Adams
Review brief: Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 2 / 2000 Director: Zachery Thomas (cover) Zachery Addams (movie) Cast: Sunset Thomas, Zach Addams, Sabrina, Elena Perez, Honey Dew, Isis, Heather Initial Expectations: Pro-Am movies have never impressed me that much. Theyve always seemed really poorly done both technically and overall. Initial Reaction: Its one of, if not the worst feature Ive ever seen. Audio /Video Quality: For a Pro-Am movie, its almost very good. The audio is very good and lets you hear most everything. The video is slightly grainy for most of the movie except for the last part of the last scene. Horrible is a compliment for the picture here. Its a little better than the original Atari games for this part. If not for these few minutes, I would have rated the audio and video an entire point higher. The color is also off in much of the film due to the lighting. Some of the movie is pretty well balanced and others are completely bleached out from too much lighting. Music: None.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Dean Butch Bailey, Tony Donovan, T.J. Swan, Rex Ruben, Sky Thompson
Studio: Pacific Sun
Review brief: Starring: Sky Thompson,Tony Donovan, Dean Butch Bailey, Rex Ruben, T.J. Swan, "Blonde" Mike Features: Interactive Menus; Chapter Index; Scene Access;Photo Gallery; DVD-ROM Compatible I'm surprised coming from producer John Summers, that this was a poor compilation of 6 horny big- dicked young new guys (maybe from the 80's?!) jerking off. I'm not sure when this was originally made but the picture quality was very grainy-and lets not even talk about the scene with TJ Swan-his solo was scratchy, grainy and filled with flecks of dirt and dust! Basically its a solo compilation set to some poor pseudo classical music. It starts out with Dean Bailey--who is pretty hot--taking a shower before he lies on the bed and begins to stroke his long thick cock. His scene and Rex Ruben's steamy bathtub scene are the best of the bunch, if you like solo's. The sound wasn't so bad, as Rex lathered up his massive cock that took both his hands to stroke, you could hear his breath and the slippery sound of the lather agains his dick.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Ed Dinakos, Jake Tanner
Studio: Colt
Review brief: DONT BOTHER GOING TO THIS RANCH! Muscle Ranch is another poor quality DVD by Buckshot Productions (are all these productions from the 70s & 80s?) which is surprising since the models from Colt are generally hot. Not only is the video and sound quality not very good but the approximate running time is less than 60 min in length as well. Actually the running time wouldnt be that bad-I mean 60 min. would be a good length to get your rocks off-if only the video were good! The gist, or should I say jizz of the story, is that of rancher Ed Dinakos who receives an application for a farmhand who is none other than Jake Tanner and how they have some good ol man to man action. It starts with Ed getting the application in the mail as well as a muscle and theres a brief flashback of him imagining himself with Jake. Ed then proceeds indoors to take a look at his "new" video he got. The video stars Wayne Mills who is a poolside statue that comes to life, jumps in the pool, and then lifts some weights and flexes his muscles in the nude.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/31/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jeanna Fine, Peter North, Randy Spears, Randy West, Ashlyn Gere, Porsche Lynn, Paula Price, Rocco Siffredi, Sebastian, Cameo, Jamie Summers, Zara Whites, Erica Boyer, Tori Welles, Cheri Taylor, Sabre, Valerie Stone, Ashley Lauren, Julia Parton, Heather Lere, Nikki Wilde, Derek Lane, Kristina King, Veronica Dol
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Andrew Blake
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 85 min. Production Date: 1992 Director: Andrew Blake Cast: Tori Welles, Porsche Lynn, Jamie Summers, Paula Price, Heater Lere, Nina Alexander, Erica Boyer, Cameo, Tami Monroe, Lauren Hall, Racquel Darrian, Zara Whites, Jeanna Fine, Veronica Dol, Valerie Stone, Ashlyn Gere, Ashley Lauren, Nichole (Nikki) Wilde, Krystina King, Derrick Lane, Randy West, and Randy Spears with a few other guys in non - sex roles. Initial Expectations: Andrew Blake has great artistic vision, so I expect the movie to be excellent. Unfortunately, Im not expecting Caballero to give it the treatment it deserves. Initial Reaction: As a compilation DVD, the feature itself is pretty good. Unfortunately, Caballero has given this DVD one of the worst treatments Ive ever seen. Audio /Video Quality: The audio quality is pretty good, but the video quality leaves a lot to be desired. It ranges anywhere from average to are those people or farm animals having sex?.
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Release date: 8/29/2000
Reviewed on: 10/22/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Jill Kelly, Brick Majors, Julian, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Temptress, Daisy Chain, Kristen, Dayton Rains, Charlene Aspen, Bridgette Kerkove, Dillion Day, Dominic, Veronica Caine
Studio: Knob Ryder
Directed by: Father John
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 100 min. Production Date: 6/23/99, 9/12/99, 3/12/00 Director: Father John Cast: Jill Kelly, Temptress, Julie Meadows, Charlene Aspen, Brigette Kerkove, Barrett Moore, Kristen, Dayton Rains, Daisy Chain, Marc Davis, Julian, Brick Majors, Brian Surewood, Dillion Day, and Dominic Initial Expectations: I've never seen a Knob / Ryder release, so I didn't really know what to expect. Some of the cast is recognizable, but the lack of extras doesn't give me a lot of hope. Initial Reaction: The movie is almost okay, but the DVD as a whole is greatly lacking. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for really cheap porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a DVD that looked like it was made by somebody with at least a double digit IQ Audio /Video Quality: There's a few spots with some dubbing, but they're not overly noticeable. There's a lot of grain to the picture. It doesn't really detract that much from the movie as the camera work leaves a lot to be desired.
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Release date: 6/11/2000
Reviewed on: 10/7/2000 by Endorphin
Starring: Bunny Bleu, Shayla LaVeaux, Megan [I] (ambiguous), Alice Harvey
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: T.H. Royal
Review brief: Starring: Shayla LaVeaux, Megan, Alice Harvey, Bunny Bleau Pros: chicks masturbating, good, long performances by the chicks, slow undressing (which gives that ever so great feeling of anticipationthat you frequently don't get in porn) Cons: VCR tracking lines(yes I am reviewing a DVD), terrible sound, terrible music, deceptive cover In a word: rip-off (or is that 2 words) This DVD features four women masturbating. Each woman has a solo segment about 15-20 minutes long. So, the premise is good for a start. The women work hard to please. Not only do they masturbate, but they also talk to the camera and create the fantasy that they are masturbating for you and love that you are watching. This is good. However, the production job is a travesty. It is hard and sometimes nearly impossible to hear what they are saying. And of course the music is too loud.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/31/2000 by Big Bob
Starring: Christine, Yves Baillat, Clarissa, Cassandra Wild, Remigio Zampa, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Atlantis, Catherine Count, Helen Birne, Jean-Pierre Armand, Mikra Mitra
Studio: Private
Directed by: Jean-Yves Le Castel
Review brief: I AM A BIG FAN OF PRIVATE. HOWEVER, THIS MOVIE WAS PATHETIC! OLD AND UGLY MEN WITH AVERAGE LOOKING GIRLS.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/9/2000 by ChuckB28
Starring: Taylor Moore
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: This virtual sex DVD is terrible. The control is impossible!!! The audio is dubbed over, not live. The video clips are very short. Yeah, Taylor Moore looks fantastic but it's not worth getting this DVD for.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/6/2000 by Draken
Starring: Brittany Andrews
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: What a disappointment, this could have been a much better product. It is brought down by poor, sloppy and rushed work. Lets examine each of the four parts of the dvd in turn. On a personal note, I much prefer natural breasts opposed to oversized sacks of saline solution. Of couse, this is personal preference, so your mileage may vary. The Movie What they call a movie here would be refered to as a scene by most. It is this part of the disc that looks rushed, it could have been better. In the opening scene, you can see the end of the set because they used a funky camera lens. The camera then enters the bedroom, where the guy helps Brittany out of her clothes. In less than a blink of an eye, the guy is out of his, thanks to some creative editing. Too bad they didn't keep up the editing through out the feature. Further into the scene, we see shakey camera work and the occasional glimpse of a stagehand in the background.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/11/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Zoe, Kobe Tai, Mia, Stacy, Caroline, Crystal, Victoria, Envy, Kira, Lisa Comshaw, Kira Kener, Anna, Jordan, Stella
Studio: Vivid
Review brief: The Plot: Every now and then we have to change the old paradigms and realize that something new is in the air. Witness exhibit A: Vivids Interactive Mind Teazzer. It really defies classification. Its not a compilation, its not a gonzo and it certainly doesnt have a plot. How do we define such a beast? I think if I were able, I would classify this disc as an amusing toy. It's either that, or classify it as "drink coaster". The Cast: Its nice to see that Vivid is rotating out some of the faces (and bodies) that weve all grown to love in favor of some less-exposed talent. Some of the old crowd is here: Kobe Tai, Kira Kenner, Lisa Comshaw. There is a whole gamut of first-name-only Vivid girls here: Zoe, Doria, Mia, Stella, Crystal, Stacy, Jordan, etc. etc. etc. Most of the girls are artificially inflated, but I didnt see any that were awful in execution. The guys are represented by um there are none. I really have only a couple comments about the cast here: Somebody needs to feed Kobe Tai, and Kira Kenner is an excellent dancer.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/4/2000 by sthorens@mindspring.com
Starring: Seth Black, Duncan Mills, Patrick Ives, Anthony Cruz, Duncan Valentine, David Santana
Studio: Channel 69
Review brief: Let me start by saying that I like Latin and Hispanic men. And I like hot sex. And I even like trade. What I don't like is street urchins lured by drugs & cash to do something in which they have to interest and into which they put no soul. The three couplings in this DVD are lackluster performances by three pairs of young (?) men who I am sure were street hustlers past their prime when this video was originally taped and who have hopefully long since retired. A/V quality is lackluster; extras are non-existant (as is plot); acting is poor and, with one very marginal exception, based on the performers' looks, even the cat wouldn't have dragged them in.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/13/1999 by Kate
Studio: Metro
Review brief: I was expecting some serious hilarity - and all I got were a few laughs. Call me strange, but I was really looking forward to this DVD. What can I say... I love circus freaks! Too bad everything was faker than a goat with a horn glued to its head (the famed barnum & bailey unicorn.)This DVD won't get your rocks off.
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