I'm In the Nude For...? Review

I was tempted to submit my review with just that one sentence, but you deserve an explanation. I had never heard of this film when it was a lowly VHS, and rightly so.
It consists of three scenes. The first begins as some kind of contest. Three men are dancing nude. As the best looking one is elminated it must be a dog show.
Later things turn into a sort of free-for-all. IT's like one of the early ManPlay series, except here the guys are less than average, the lighting is poor, and the photography is the shits. You can't tell who is doing what to whom, but you won't care. At one point one of the guys shows he can suck his own dick. Those 20 seconds are the only highlight.

Two bedroom scenes follow.
In the first, two young twinks suck cock for ages and then fuck.
In the second, two young guys (not bad at all to be honest) suck and fuck. But it's all rather perfunctory.

Unless you are a devotee of obscure pre-condom porn or are an anal-compulsive who has to have every porn flick on the market, save your money for something good.