Bitches In Heat 3 (Hustler) Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  3/5/2006

There are two things that keep “Bitches in Heat #3” from being a terrific flick. One is Mr…the other is Pete. If ever there was a case of a person “over directing,” this is it.

Admittedly, I’ve never been a big fan of Mr. Pete, either as a performer or as a director. But I went into this review without prejudice (I swear, Your Honor!). But, to be blunt, he has made this potentially great flick unwatchable.

I believe most viewers watch an all-girl lezfest in order to see beautiful women making love to (or fucking the hell out of) each other. I imagine most lesbians view these types of films just as hetero couples watch straight porn and gays watch gay porn.

So why in the world would Mr. Pete, as director, impose himself in every scene? Does he believe that lesbians (and, for that matter, all viewers) will not mind that there’s a MAN injecting himself into what was supposed to be an all-girl feature? For Pete’s sake, what was the guy thinking?

He has lined up an impressive cast, including such lovelies as Georgia Peach, Fallon Summers, and Courtney Simpson. He secures nice sets, good lighting, and adequate sound people. But he couldn’t just turn the girls loose on themselves. He had to be a part of the action.

He sticks his fingers in the girls’ mouths during the setups to each scene. He talks to the performers throughout the scenes. “Spit in her face!” he demands, and Gianna Lynn obediently follows along (though you could see she didn’t think her partner, Sahara Knite, would approve). “Move! Move!” he yells at another girl as she scrambles to get out of his way. If I had heard him say, “Wow!” or “Oh, my God” once more, I was going to turn it off and end this review.

He kisses feet, spanks asses, and pulls hair as he shoves the girls around into position. He furiously fingers three girls to orgasm, as if the other girls couldn’t have done the honors. He even fucks Georgia and cums on her face. This is girl/girl?

All the while he is getting into the action, he’s also holding a camera. So not only is the mood ruined, but we get terrible camera work to boot.

The highlight of this flick, thanks to Pete’s unwanted intrusions, is a three-minute tour of Fallon’s house, which is a brightly-colored abode filled with some great pieces of art and very nice furniture. I’d like to get the name of her interior decorator.

The DVD extras include a 32-minute Behind the Scenes (where Peter does nothing to earn back my respect), Slide Show, Trailers, Sex Talk, and Website info.