Midnight Prowl Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  4/13/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 122 min.

Production Date: 8 / 29, 10 / 18, 11 / 22 / 2003, 3 / 12 / 2004

Director: Khan Tusion

Cast: Ariana Jollee, Cris Taliana, Kayla Marie, Lisa Marie, Petal, Soma, Strawberry Tart, Erik Everhard, Joey Ray, Frank Tusion, and Gary Midget

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I have a hard time getting too excited about anything with a JM stamp on it.

Initial Reaction: I was ready to turn it off before the first scene was even half done.

Who Should Watch It : People who lose bets

Who Should Avoid It: Whoever can

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced. Although there are a fair amount of background noises, the only one that really holds the movie back is Khan Tusion’s voice. The video is okay. It’s nicely lit and there’s only a touch of softness to it. There’s a little camera motion, but that’s to be expected with movies like this. There’s also quite a few shots of the cameramen and cameras.

Music: None

Disc Complaints: There’s no time stamp to the movie, which makes any navigation in the movie a bit frustrating. You’re limited to the chapter breaks for moving through the movie rather than being able to use your remote to go to any time you might choose in the movie, like you can with almost every other DVD out there. The lack of a timestamp leaves this DVD feeling a bit cheap.

Menus: The main menu is okay, and gives a fairly generic opening with a bit of the movie and the selections. The chapter menu leaves a bit to be desired. You get to choose a scene based on a scene number and a small clip that’s so pixelated there are times when you can’t even tell who the girls in the scenes are.

The Feature

Midnight Prowl collects four scenes from the internet site of the same name. The focus of the scenes is girls taking on guys that are picked up in bookstores or off the street. Khan Tusion hosts the action with his brother Frank, and barely shuts up the entire time.

Scene 1 - Kayla Marie, Petal, Frank Tusion, and five guys

Barely legal dirty blondes Kayla Marie and Petal start things out in the back of a limo with Khan and Frank Tusion. Kayla quickly moves in to eat Frank’s ass while Petal sucks his cock on the way to an adult bookstore where Kayla shows off her goods. They pick up four guys and take them back to a hotel room and start working on an Oriental guy orally. It doesn’t take him long to pop and the girls swap it up to him for him to swallow down. The girls take on a couple Mexican guys and a couple white guys next, with one of the Mexican’s popping in his rubber. The next couple guys pop in the Kayla and Petal’s mouths so they can swap it and swallow it before one of the guys starts fucking Petal’s ass doggie style. They keep fucking around with the guys letting go with a few pops before cutting out on a final interview with Kayla.

This scene didn’t even come close to giving me a hint of wood. The girls are cute and they moth look like they can turn out a good fuck. Unfortunately, Khan seems to think the scene should be more about him shouting at people, insulting them, and just mouthing off in general or about ugly guys rather than being about the girls fucking. The attitude combined with the below average camera work made this scene start Midnight Prowl out in the hole.

Scene 2 - Soma, Gary the Midget, a few guys, and another chick

Soma, a cute brunette, starts out the second scene in front of Spanky’s as Khan mouths off. They head inside for Soma to show off and let Gary work on her pussy with a vibe as Khan tries to find guys for her to blow. When Khan finally finds a taker he comes up and lets Soma suck him to a pop on her tits. They pick up a black guy as well, who Soma sucks with him wearing a rubber as well as riding him reverse cowgirl style. They go through a bit of doggie and missionary before they bring in a second guy to join in on the action and get his knob gobbled. Soma sucks one of the guys to a facial before she tries to fuck the others. She takes a break to spank an old Oriental guy before sucking his small cock and kissing another chick. Finally, the guy pops in Soma’s mouth.

This is another scene that didn’t do a lot for me. Soma’s cute, but she didn’t seem to be into the scene too much. When Gary the midget played with her, she looked like she’d rather have somebody take a dump in her mouth than do anything with him. She gets into it a little more later, but Khan doesn’t let it go anywhere by constantly mouthing off. Once again, I never got wood and was more than thankful to have a remote handy.

Scene 3 - Lisa Marie, Frank Tusion, Erik Everhard, and a few guys

Lisa Marie turns around to show off a nice ass in the limo before letting Frank touch her in her naughty places. She bends over to suck his cock and eat his ass before letting Lisa Marie ride him reverse cowgirl style. They also get in a little missionary work before Frank gives Lisa Marie a nice pop in her mouth that she swallows down.

When they stop by to pick up Erik Everhard, Lisa gives him a little show before sucking his cock and letting him play with her. He lets her ride him reverse cowgirl in the limo, and when Khan stops the car to shoot it from outside Erik can’t resist fucking Lisa on the street from behind as Khan begs him to get back in so they don’t get arrested. Lisa hops back on Erik’s cock for a cowgirl ride when they get going again, and even get in a little missionary work before Erik pops in her mouth. Of course, Lisa swallows it down before they get going again.

They pick up a black guy off the street next. After commenting on his herbal odor, Lisa gives him plenty of oral loving. She lies back and lets him shoot a good load onto her stomach before they pick up a second black guy. Lisa tries as much as she can to suck him to a pop, but the guy just can’t make it happen.

This is easily the best scene in the movie for one main reason, Erik Everhard. Erik and Lisa have very nice chemistry, and I love how Erik appears to make Khan more than a little nervous. Lisa is easily one fo the best girls in the movie, and is actually good enough that she seems to keep Khan a little quieter than in the other scenes. This scene is almost bearable.

Scene 4 - Ariana Jollee, Strawberry Tart, Joey Ray, Frank Tusion, Cris Taliana, Gary the Midget, and a few guys

After they chat a bit, Ariana bends over to suck Frank’s cock while Joey admires her ass. She moves down to eat his ass before riding his cock in both cowgirls. Ariana lies back for a little missionary work and lets Frank pop on her stomach. She collects as much as she can with her fingers and swallows it down.

When they get to Spanky’s, Ariana takes on a line of guys orally while Strawberry gobbles Joey’s knob. Khan makes Strawberry suck Gary the midget telling her that she either sucks him for five minutes or she doesn’t get paid as the first guy pops in Ariana’s mouth. She moves down the line and even eats a little ass while Joey fucks Strawberry in a few positions. Cris Taliana magically appears and joins in as well, going right to work on Joey before the camera moves back to show Ariana sucking off the guys, including Gary the Midget, and taking an impressive string of facials. After she finishes with them Ariana turns her oral attention to Joey. She sucks him a bit before climbing up to fuck him in both cowgirls. Finally Ariana gets down and takes a nice facial while doing her best baby bird impression.

This is another below average scene. Ariana does a good job taking on the guys, but the scene falls short by concentrating on her so much and barely giving any attention to Strawberry. What’s worse is that Cris Taliana is in on the action and is almost completely ignored! Of course, Khan’s mouth is on full display as well and once again holds back the action. I’m sure Ariana Jollee fans will enjoy this one, but otherwise it doesn’t do a lot. The best thing about this scene is Ariana’s shoes.

Midnight Prowl is a pretty sorry piece of crap. I can appreciate the idea, and done right I can see this being a fun and hot movie. Lisa Marie and Ariana Jollee each make a valiant attempt to make the movie work, but I’m not sure anybody could overcome Khan’s mouth. If it isn’t bad enough that Khan rarely shuts up, he’s also annoying and abusive. He seems to have an ego that doesn’t quit, but he rarely shows anything to back it up. It’s made worse by the movie being edited together so that you sometimes get to hear his comments a couple times due to the two cameras being edited together. Midnight Prowl is darn near worthless.

The Extra Stuff

Bios with a photo and a little information are included for Ariana Jollee, Kayla Marie, Lisa Marie, Petal, Soma, Strawberry Tart, and Gary Midget. There’s also a trailer for Meatholes.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, group, interracial, oral, snowballing, cum swapping, swallowing, anal, rimming (female > male), spanking, and midgets

Raincoat Factor: Fairly high if you have the mute on

Condom Usage: High

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many JM DVDs can be found online for around $20. I’m not sure I could even recommend renting this one to see if it’d be your thing. The sex often leaves plenty to be desired, with Khan’s constant mouthing off killing almost all the heat that’s built up in the scenes. The technical aspects are above average, but there’s barely any effort put into the extras. Avoid this DVD.

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