Saturday Night Special (Alpha Blue) Review

Distributor: Alpha Blue Archives Edition Details: Standard DVD Movie Specs: Genres: Golden Age Classic, Feature Film, Roughie, Thriller Also known as: The Love Lords Run Time: 61 minutes Rated: X Release Year: 1972/1976 Director: Bob Mason (as Roland McCabe), Jack Bravman (as Sam Bloch) Written by: Bob Mason (as Roland McCabe), Jack Bravman (as Joel Seigal) Cast: Jamie Gillis, Jeffrey Hurst, Georgette Jennings, George Payne, Turk Lyon, Lola Valentine, Janice Mitchell, Paul Lombard, Lana, Gina, Marlene Willoughby Release Specs: Audio: English Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono Subtitles: none Video: Full Frame, 1.33:1 Video Format: NTSC Format: DVD Regional Code (for DVD/Blu-ray): 0 (All) Number of discs: 1

Reportedly Saturday Night Special's original incarnation was when it was shot by Roberta Findlay in 1972 as a softcore film directed and written by Bob Mason, using the pseudonym Roland McCabe, with the title The Love Lords. Reportedly a trailer for The Love Lords exists and The Love Lords appears to have received a theatrical release. Hardcore inserts were added to The Love Lords and the film was released in 1976 under the name Saturday Night Special. Other than the name, no credits were put on the film. Promotional posters for Saturday Night Special list the director as Sam Bloch and the writer as Joel Seigal. As of this time, this reviewer is unclear as to who shot the inserts and re-edited Saturday Night Special. It has been reported that Jack Bravman was Sam Bloch and Joel Seigal and was responsible for the creation of the X-rated version titled Saturday Night Special.

For a film like this it is often hard to tell if the shortcomings of the film derive from the original film, or the later re-edit done by someone else. In this case though it seems obvious that the shortcomings derive from both. While it seems likely that some footage from the original film is missing from this edit, the issues with the film go back to the original production.

The original film seemed to have a problem with its continuity. Some portions, which seem choppily edited, the continuity issues may result from footage that was dropped from the original version. But even with what is left and issue is obvious. Sequential shots don't match each other. Someone will be running down a deserted back street one moment and be on a busy one the next. While such a neighborhood might exist somewhere, it seems unlikely and screams of an amateurish production.

In this version, portions of the story appear to be missing. Whether this is due to those portions hitting the cutting room floor when creating the 1976 release, or whether they were never made to begin with is not entirely evident. Although flashbacks at the end do indicate that a portion of the story got hacked out of this version. Either way, in this incarnation the plot is not well developed.

The lack of continuity is only one sign of the ineptitude of the original production. In one scene, a wig is being worn by a cast member. During a rape scene, the wig falls off. Instead of this footage being filmed again, for some reason it was kept and used in the final production. Her wig is being worn again later in the film. The blood effects are done poorly as well, with no attempt for realism or to figure a way to hide the obvious low budget of the production.

From what appears to be a carry over from the original film, lots of footage of driving and passing trees — even when not appropriate for the surroundings — is used to seemingly pad the run time of the film. The film does seem to utilize some decent sets though. Portions of the film are very poorly dubbed. Some of this seems to be a result of the 1976 re-edit but some may have existed from the original film.

The sex scenes are a mess. Most of them either appear to have had most of the original softcore footage excised when the hardcore inserts were added, or they were short to begin with. An exception to this is the opening scene and the rape scene. The rape scene goes on for way to long and is actually rather haunting. Maybe one of the few things that this film managed to do right, unfortunately. The hardcore inserts, filmed well after the original production was made, most likely use different actors and actresses. The inserts are gynecological close-ups only, most likely to hide the fact the cast is different, and don't even fit with where they are placed. No attempt was made to actually try to make them fit in. Several of the inserts look like they utilize the same cast members even though they are supposed to be different characters in the film. I am not sure if the hardcore inserts used were lifted from another production or shot specifically for this re-edit.

The story is Norman J. Big sets up a heist and sends a gang of criminals to get over a million dollars worth of diamonds. The heist goes horribly wrong and the criminals kidnap the granddaughter of the owner, along with some employees, to ransom. Honestly, this description makes the film sound far better than it really is. As to who might like it? I am not sure. The hardcore sequences are short and not erotic. The rape scene is hard to watch. The story has been butchered to pieces.

This release from Alpha Blue Archives is not great. The film is presented in the full screen aspect ratio and has been mastered from video. The picture is soft and colors look slightly over saturated. The image contains dirt, artifacts, print damage and video glitches. The film is presented with a Dolby Digital 2.0 monaural track which contains hiss but it acceptable for the presentation. Alpha Blue Archives has included a few extras on this release, one of which relates to the film. The theatrical trailer for Saturday Night Special is included on the disc. It was sourced from video and has crackles and pops in the audio but is a nice inclusion. Alpha Blue Archives has also included three non-consensual loops on the release. The first one, which is silent with music, runs for about eight minutes. There is no associated name for the loop and there are some serious problems with the picture tracking making the loop damn near unwatchable. The second one, also silent with music, is also unnamed and runs for about eight and a half minutes. The picture is in better shape than the previous loop. The third loop, from the San Francisco “Original 200” loop series (number SF 269), called “Rape” on this release but apparently originally titled “Come on In,” offers dubbed sound and runs for about eight minutes. It was transferred from video and has glitches present. Saturday Night Special has also been released by Cal Vista/VCX with a far better transfer.

Saturday Night Special is a bad film all the way around which makes it hard to figure out who might want to watch or own it. This release from Alpha Blue Archives is in rather poor shape as well, if you are interested in the film, seek out the Cal Vista/VCX release.

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