Return Of The MILFS 3 Review

Running Time:
98 min.

Production Date:
lsited as 9 / 1 / 2014 but all scenes were originally from the mid to late 2000's

Director:
None credited

Cast:
Niki Dark (listed here as just Niki), Rachel, Sabina K. (listed here as Sabrina on the cover and Anna in the movie), and Trinity
with
Jason Novak, Martin Gun, Ruka Stone, Wein Lewis

Audio /Video Quality:
The technical aspects are a bit weak here. The audio is free of background noises, but often seems hard to hear and a bit muddy. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and appears to be slightly skewed. There are black bars at the top and bottom of the screen, and this makes the proportions seem just a little off. The lighting is pretty good, but the picture also has a touch of grain.

False Advertising:
As usual with Swank Digital's releases, the back cover lists Behind the Scenes being among the extras although none exists on the DVD. This kind of false advertising is nothing new for Swank, and as it makes the movie deliberately appear to be a fresh release rather than the compilation it really is I'm deducting a full point from the overall score.

The Movie:
As usual with Swank Digital's releases, this release is a compilation of four scenes that have previously been released a few times on other releases.

What You Need to Know:
Return of the MILFs 3 is an average at best compilation. It does have some nice things going for it, with a couple nice anal scenes to start things out featuring Trinity and Niki Dark, as well as the last two scenes with Rachel and Sabina K. having a nicely romantic feeling to them. That said, the action rarely gets much past the average mark and the slightly skewed video had my eyes starting to ache a bit by the end of the movie. The other thing that got to me about this release was seeing just how many times most of these scenes have been released previously. I'm not even sure when Trinity's scene with Martin was first released, and I'd be surprised if this was the first compilation Niki's scene was featured in. To have Rachel and Sabina's scene already featured previously in a different series not just once, but twice, makes Swank's product look all the weaker. That's really too bad as Swank has plenty of hot girls and I do like most of their scenes I've watched. Unfortunately it's to the point that every time I pick up a Swank Digital release (or one of their other labels), I can't help but wonder how many of the scenes I will have already seen on other releases. When you're putting out a product that's under two hours at the same price point of a lot of other brand new releases, I can't help but shake my head. Return of the MILFs 3 is a compilation that should be easy to pass by.

The Extras:
As usual with Swank Digital, the extras are extremely limited and only give you a few trailers and a photo gallery lasting a little over a minute and a half.

Condom Usage:
None

Final Thoughts:
Skip it. The action is pretty average and the skewed video makes it kind of hard to watch.

Note to Swank Digital:
There's nothing wrong with a decent compilation as long as you're honest about it and put some care into the right places. I hope you try to do so in the future.

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