Adult DVD Talkers have reviewed 34 Stuart Canterbury porn movies rating these videos the highest:
Reviews of Stuart Canterbury Movies (34)
Darker Shade, A review summaries:
Captain Jack's
Hustler Video presents an interracial feature that also serves as a foray into a BDSM lifestyle. Sarah Vandella gets the starring role in this one and appears in 3 of the 4 sex scenes. The big titted blonde is joined by Jade Nile and Natasha Starr. Ever since the publication of a mainstream book on the delights of BDSM, it has been the 'in' thing to produce and now Hustler takes their shot at it. [read the full review]
review from 6/18/2015:
Hustler Video presents an interracial feature that also serves as a foray into a BDSM lifestyle. Sarah Vandella gets the starring role in this one and appears in 3 of the 4 sex scenes. The big titted blonde is joined by Jade Nile and Natasha Starr. Ever since the publication of a mainstream book on the delights of BDSM, it has been the 'in' thing to produce and now Hustler takes their shot at it. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Billy Glide, Tommy Gunn, Kimberly Kane, Derrick Pierce, Capri Cavanni, Brooklyn Lee, Leilani Leeanne, Holly Taylor
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 4/16/2013
This Ain't Die Hard XXX (Blu-Ray) review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a dud of a porn parody. With a poorly hacked up story and sex that hovers around the average mark there isn't much to get worked up about here. The technical aspects are nicely done and there is a touch of effort put into the extras. Skip this one. [read the full review]
review from 3/9/2014:
This is a dud of a porn parody. With a poorly hacked up story and sex that hovers around the average mark there isn't much to get worked up about here. The technical aspects are nicely done and there is a touch of effort put into the extras. Skip this one. [read the full review]
This Ain't Jaws XXX review summaries:
astroknight's
This is about as good of a porn parody of Spielberg's summer blockbuster as one can hope for. The cast does a very nice job both in their acting performances as well as the sex, with Alexis Ford standing out with two solid sex scenes while Evan Stone chews up the scenery as the fisherman and Dale DaBone keeps things reserved as the sheriff. The technical aspects are nicely done and there's also some decent care put into the extras. Add in a 3D Anaglyph DVD and the red / blue glasses and you have a package that's well worth the rental, and quite possibly even worth a purchase. [read the full review]
review from 2/26/2013:
This is about as good of a porn parody of Spielberg's summer blockbuster as one can hope for. The cast does a very nice job both in their acting performances as well as the sex, with Alexis Ford standing out with two solid sex scenes while Evan Stone chews up the scenery as the fisherman and Dale DaBone keeps things reserved as the sheriff. The technical aspects are nicely done and there's also some decent care put into the extras. Add in a 3D Anaglyph DVD and the red / blue glasses and you have a package that's well worth the rental, and quite possibly even worth a purchase. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Here we have a parody of a movie that you might not think is an obvious choice and that is the 1970's blockbuster Jaws. This parody portrays some elements of the story though the terrorizing aspects are toned down quite a bit here leaving the sex to really carry the load. In that respect it's good as all five scenes here were good with Alexis Ford appearing twice, once in a g/g and the other in the finale with Evan Stone who takes on the Robert Shaw role with Alexis as the Richard Dreyfus character. Dale Dabone gets the Roy Scheider role as the other main character. [read the full review]
review from 2/12/2012:
Here we have a parody of a movie that you might not think is an obvious choice and that is the 1970's blockbuster Jaws. This parody portrays some elements of the story though the terrorizing aspects are toned down quite a bit here leaving the sex to really carry the load. In that respect it's good as all five scenes here were good with Alexis Ford appearing twice, once in a g/g and the other in the finale with Evan Stone who takes on the Robert Shaw role with Alexis as the Richard Dreyfus character. Dale Dabone gets the Roy Scheider role as the other main character. [read the full review]
This Ain't Conan the Babarian XXX: This Is a Parody review summaries:
The D-Man's
Hustler gives us a tale of tail, in which Lee Stone portrays a certain Cimmerian warrior that embarks upon days of high adventureand pointing, along with his friends a wayward rogue (Tommy Gunn) and a sexy blonde warrior (Jazy Berlin). [read the full review]
review from 11/5/2011:
Hustler gives us a tale of tail, in which Lee Stone portrays a certain Cimmerian warrior that embarks upon days of high adventureand pointing, along with his friends a wayward rogue (Tommy Gunn) and a sexy blonde warrior (Jazy Berlin). [read the full review]
This Ain't Fox News XXX review summaries:
bono-ONE's
A new parody from Hustler and this subject for today, Fox News!! Yeah the Republican news channel gets a little porn loving here and we have some of your faves-- Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter and the Speaker of the House John Boehner and yes he does cry on Sean's set, lol. The story is pretty light here but that's ok this is more about us laughing at these characters who are so serious but we all suspect are closet sex fiends! Darryl Hanah as Anne does the only anal sex in the film and we do get a chalk board during Tom Byron's take on Glenn Beck to close the show. [read the full review]
review from 6/18/2011:
A new parody from Hustler and this subject for today, Fox News!! Yeah the Republican news channel gets a little porn loving here and we have some of your faves-- Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter and the Speaker of the House John Boehner and yes he does cry on Sean's set, lol. The story is pretty light here but that's ok this is more about us laughing at these characters who are so serious but we all suspect are closet sex fiends! Darryl Hanah as Anne does the only anal sex in the film and we do get a chalk board during Tom Byron's take on Glenn Beck to close the show. [read the full review]
This Ain't Baywatch XXX review summaries:
Jim Kirk's
The babes in this are nice, but the chemistry just wasnt right. Previous parodies on Baywatch have been much better. [read the full review]
review from 2/19/2011:
The babes in this are nice, but the chemistry just wasnt right. Previous parodies on Baywatch have been much better. [read the full review]
Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Angelina Vs Jennifer review summaries:
astroknight's
This release barely makes it to the average mark. It has some fun with the setups and Sadie West and Rachel Roxxx do a nice job in their roles, but the movie is really held back by the camera work and editing. The camera never seems like it stops movie and the editing gets a little choppy at times. The lighting is also very inconsistent at times and definitely interferes with the movie. The extras, however, are pretty good thanks to a very enjoyable little behind the scenes featurette. Rent this one before you shell out the big bucks for it. [read the full review]
review from 1/11/2010:
This release barely makes it to the average mark. It has some fun with the setups and Sadie West and Rachel Roxxx do a nice job in their roles, but the movie is really held back by the camera work and editing. The camera never seems like it stops movie and the editing gets a little choppy at times. The lighting is also very inconsistent at times and definitely interferes with the movie. The extras, however, are pretty good thanks to a very enjoyable little behind the scenes featurette. Rent this one before you shell out the big bucks for it. [read the full review]
Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Jessica Simpson review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a hot and fun release. Jessica Lynn does a great job playing it up as dumb blonde Jessica Simpson, and Stuart Canterbury and the Hustler team do a very nice job blending it into the tabloid TV biography show style. The sex stumbles a little in the middle with Kiera King's scene and Jessica taking on Melissa Jacobs, but most of the movie is very nicely done. The technical aspects show some nice care and there's a bit of effort put into the extras. This is a very nice balance of comedy and sex. [read the full review]
review from 11/3/2009:
This is a hot and fun release. Jessica Lynn does a great job playing it up as dumb blonde Jessica Simpson, and Stuart Canterbury and the Hustler team do a very nice job blending it into the tabloid TV biography show style. The sex stumbles a little in the middle with Kiera King's scene and Jessica taking on Melissa Jacobs, but most of the movie is very nicely done. The technical aspects show some nice care and there's a bit of effort put into the extras. This is a very nice balance of comedy and sex. [read the full review]
Fetish Mansion, The review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a pretty good couples movie with a bit of kink mixed in. The movie nicely builds to Codi Carmichael and Steven St. Croix spicing their marriage up, but the action often falls slightly short leading up to that scene. The technical aspects show some pretty good care despite the music being too loud and the extras come out just above average due to a weak bonus scene. This is an okay movie and DVD. [read the full review]
review from 10/17/2009:
This is a pretty good couples movie with a bit of kink mixed in. The movie nicely builds to Codi Carmichael and Steven St. Croix spicing their marriage up, but the action often falls slightly short leading up to that scene. The technical aspects show some pretty good care despite the music being too loud and the extras come out just above average due to a weak bonus scene. This is an okay movie and DVD. [read the full review]
Whores Have Eyes, The review summaries:
astroknight's
This is an easy title to pass by. The sex rarely gets above the average level and is constantly held back by choppy editing and the story is light even by porn or horror movie standards. The technical aspects are okay but held back by blurry spots in the video and the behind the scenes barely make it past the average mark due to a very generic behind the scenes featurette. Skip this one. [read the full review]
review from 10/26/2009:
This is an easy title to pass by. The sex rarely gets above the average level and is constantly held back by choppy editing and the story is light even by porn or horror movie standards. The technical aspects are okay but held back by blurry spots in the video and the behind the scenes barely make it past the average mark due to a very generic behind the scenes featurette. Skip this one. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Billy Glide, Veronica Hart, Kris Slater, Anthony Rosano, Marcus London, Veronica Rayne, Aiden Starr, Kelly Leigh, Kylee Reese, Missy Stone, Callie Dee, Max Spanktum, Kagney Linn Karter, David Park, Paul Wilson
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 6/23/2009
Previews: Previews
This Ain't Hell's Kitchen XXX review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a barely above average porn parody. The sex ranges from being pretty average to nicely done, with Veronica Rayne's scene easily being the best in the movie. It's helped out by a nice performance by Marcus London as well as some good production values, but often feels like it could have used just a little more effort through the sex scenes. The technical aspects show some very nice care and the behind the scenes featurette helps out the overall DVD nicely. This is far from a bad release, but it just felt like it should have been more. [read the full review]
review from 6/23/2009:
This is a barely above average porn parody. The sex ranges from being pretty average to nicely done, with Veronica Rayne's scene easily being the best in the movie. It's helped out by a nice performance by Marcus London as well as some good production values, but often feels like it could have used just a little more effort through the sex scenes. The technical aspects show some very nice care and the behind the scenes featurette helps out the overall DVD nicely. This is far from a bad release, but it just felt like it should have been more. [read the full review]
Fleshdance (Penthouse) review summaries:
astroknight's
This is an extremely average release. The story is light and pretty well done, but also a little too light and way too generic. The sex has a touch of artistic style, but is also extremely generic with chemistry that often hovers around the average mark. The technical aspects are good, and the extras show a touch of effort with a well chosen bonus scene to help out the overall DVD. This isn't a bad movie, but it feels so much like so many other adult features that it will be easy to forget. [read the full review]
review from 11/14/2008:
This is an extremely average release. The story is light and pretty well done, but also a little too light and way too generic. The sex has a touch of artistic style, but is also extremely generic with chemistry that often hovers around the average mark. The technical aspects are good, and the extras show a touch of effort with a well chosen bonus scene to help out the overall DVD. This isn't a bad movie, but it feels so much like so many other adult features that it will be easy to forget. [read the full review]
Hustler's Lesbian Fantasies review summaries:
Captain Tight Pants'
The movie is 100 minutes long, with five scenes and ten young, pretty, slim girls. There is a long 38-minute BTS that includes interviews of all the girls. As expected from a Hustler product, all the incidentals are excellent. There are no plots or lead-ins for all but one of the scenes. [read the full review]
review from 12/12/2009:
The movie is 100 minutes long, with five scenes and ten young, pretty, slim girls. There is a long 38-minute BTS that includes interviews of all the girls. As expected from a Hustler product, all the incidentals are excellent. There are no plots or lead-ins for all but one of the scenes. [read the full review]
Breaking & Entering (Hustler) review summaries:
barrettman's
Deviant acts by devious dames ? Sorta/kinda . Lovelies on hand include : Memphis Monroe, Penny Flame, & Mya Luanna. Sex is all vaginal, all the time except for the disk closer with heavenly Harmony . Good couples fare . [read the full review]
review from 10/24/2007:
Deviant acts by devious dames ? Sorta/kinda . Lovelies on hand include : Memphis Monroe, Penny Flame, & Mya Luanna. Sex is all vaginal, all the time except for the disk closer with heavenly Harmony . Good couples fare . [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Nina Hartley, Renee Summers, Jade East, Jesse Eastern, Robert Bullock, Megan Leigh, Scott St. James
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 4/21/2007
Smoke Screen (Caballero) review summaries:
fu_q's
I have decided to take a walk back into the past in watching and reviewing “Smoke Screen” from Caballero. This late-80’s / early-90’s release stars Megan Leigh who, along with being one of the first actresses I saw in a porno as a young man, also met with a tragic and untimely end…(rest in peace, Megan). In this stroll down memory lane, one finds all of the trappings of porn that one would expect from this era. [read the full review]
review from 9/13/2011:
I have decided to take a walk back into the past in watching and reviewing “Smoke Screen” from Caballero. This late-80’s / early-90’s release stars Megan Leigh who, along with being one of the first actresses I saw in a porno as a young man, also met with a tragic and untimely end…(rest in peace, Megan). In this stroll down memory lane, one finds all of the trappings of porn that one would expect from this era. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Nick East, Tiffany Taylor, Crystal White, Jassie, Dino Bravo, Penny Flame, Angela Stone, Trent Soluri, James Deen, Saana, Trevor Thompson
Studio: H2 Video
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 9/5/2005
Web Girls 1 review summaries:
morbidthoughts'
After watching Web Chicks Gone Crazy, I couldn't possibly be tempted to watch another movie about "girls on the internet"? Penny Flame and the rest of this cast convinced me otherwise. I was surprised to see an American feature from H2 Video when I had previously thought they only did european productions. The plot revolves around some guy and Tiffany Taylor being broke so they decide to film people having sex and putting on the internet. What a simple concept. The sex was kind of average which for Tiffany Taylor an improvement from her previous incarnation as Heather Hunt. Angela Stone put in an anal scene (with her signature squirting) which had a tease portion that was actually pretty decent as she dressed to get ready for the stranger she's about to fuck on webcam and using a tie as a blindfold. This was after she got a job with Tiffany's company after having been fired from her old job from having cybersex at work. Saana has sex in the dark with some dude while Tiffany watches. [read the full review]
review from 10/10/2005:
After watching Web Chicks Gone Crazy, I couldn't possibly be tempted to watch another movie about "girls on the internet"? Penny Flame and the rest of this cast convinced me otherwise. I was surprised to see an American feature from H2 Video when I had previously thought they only did european productions. The plot revolves around some guy and Tiffany Taylor being broke so they decide to film people having sex and putting on the internet. What a simple concept. The sex was kind of average which for Tiffany Taylor an improvement from her previous incarnation as Heather Hunt. Angela Stone put in an anal scene (with her signature squirting) which had a tease portion that was actually pretty decent as she dressed to get ready for the stranger she's about to fuck on webcam and using a tie as a blindfold. This was after she got a job with Tiffany's company after having been fired from her old job from having cybersex at work. Saana has sex in the dark with some dude while Tiffany watches. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kyle Stone, Sean Michaels, Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Julian St. Jox, Keiko, Capri, Allison Wyte, Dwayne Cummings, Mary Kate Ashley, Mya Mason, Kate Kaptive
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 4/21/2004
Tobey Bryan's Backcourt Violation review summaries:
ObiBong's
In a word: Unsubtle. The gist: I have a soft spot for porn features "ripped from today's headlines." I'm also partial to movies with sports themes, with the immortal "Face Jam" -- Kylie Ireland's true tale of her tryst with Michael Jordan -- being one of my favorites from both genres. You might think that a rape case wouldn't be the ideal subject for light parody, but this is Hustler. They don't back away from anything. The plot: "Tobey Bryan" (Dwayne Cummings) is in a small town for shoulder surgery. L.A. Shakers owner Gary Gus (Kyle Stone) warns him to stay away from the local women. You might be able to guess how that works out. The play-by-play: Kate Kaptive (aka Mary Kate Ashley) sees a limo in the parking lot of the hotel where Tobey is staying, and she's so impressed that she's willing to fuck whoever it belongs to, even Kyle Stone. She gives him head in a sexy blue dress before getting naked to climb aboard for reverse cowgirl. Limo sex doesn't give you a lot of options, I suppose, so we just switch back and forth between genital closeups and a dutched wide shot. [read the full review]
review from 8/2/2004:
In a word: Unsubtle. The gist: I have a soft spot for porn features "ripped from today's headlines." I'm also partial to movies with sports themes, with the immortal "Face Jam" -- Kylie Ireland's true tale of her tryst with Michael Jordan -- being one of my favorites from both genres. You might think that a rape case wouldn't be the ideal subject for light parody, but this is Hustler. They don't back away from anything. The plot: "Tobey Bryan" (Dwayne Cummings) is in a small town for shoulder surgery. L.A. Shakers owner Gary Gus (Kyle Stone) warns him to stay away from the local women. You might be able to guess how that works out. The play-by-play: Kate Kaptive (aka Mary Kate Ashley) sees a limo in the parking lot of the hotel where Tobey is staying, and she's so impressed that she's willing to fuck whoever it belongs to, even Kyle Stone. She gives him head in a sexy blue dress before getting naked to climb aboard for reverse cowgirl. Limo sex doesn't give you a lot of options, I suppose, so we just switch back and forth between genital closeups and a dutched wide shot. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Kyle Stone, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tyce Bune, jessica drake, Sophie Evans, Carmen Luvana, Lezley Zen, Angela Crystal, Allison Wyte, Tristan Seagal
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 8/24/2003
Stripped: Carmen Luvana review summaries:
dandaman's
Stripped: Carmen Luvana Studio: Adam & Eve Category: Couples , Feature film Director: Stuart Canterbury Starring: Allison Wyte, Angela Crystal, Carmen Luvana, Evan Stone, Jessica Drake, Kyle Stone, Lezley Zen, Sophie Evans, Tristan Seagal, Tyce Bune What I Liked Quickest of the quick review here, for all those fan of Carmen, yup, I'm talking to you, yes you, don't look on you back like if you don't know anyhting Even deep inside our heart we still have the love for couples movies and girls like Carmen who stand out herself, with her beauty and talent. [read the full review]
review from 8/30/2005:
Stripped: Carmen Luvana Studio: Adam & Eve Category: Couples , Feature film Director: Stuart Canterbury Starring: Allison Wyte, Angela Crystal, Carmen Luvana, Evan Stone, Jessica Drake, Kyle Stone, Lezley Zen, Sophie Evans, Tristan Seagal, Tyce Bune What I Liked Quickest of the quick review here, for all those fan of Carmen, yup, I'm talking to you, yes you, don't look on you back like if you don't know anyhting Even deep inside our heart we still have the love for couples movies and girls like Carmen who stand out herself, with her beauty and talent. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 6 / 13 / 2003 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Carmen Luvana, Lezley Zen, Jessica Drake, Angelica Crystal, Sophie Evans, Alison Wyte, Tyce Bune, Evan Stone, Tristan Seagal, and Kyle Stone Initial Expectations: Although I havent been completely impressed with Carmen Luvana, Lezley Zen, Jessica Drake, and Sophie Evans are always hot enough to get my hopes up! Initial Reaction: Its one of the best couples films Ive seen in quite a while! Who Should Watch It : Couples who want a bit of plot with their porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a heavy emphasis on the stripping Audio /Video Quality: The audio is well balanced, and normally fairly clear. At times it gets a little scratchy, almost as if it was maxed out when recorded, and there are a few background noises as well. The video is much the same way. Its normally nicely lit, but theres just enough grain to be noticed and a few soft focus blurs. Music: The music has a bit of a rock feel, and rests very nicely in the background. [read the full review]
review from 9/29/2003:
Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 6 / 13 / 2003 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Carmen Luvana, Lezley Zen, Jessica Drake, Angelica Crystal, Sophie Evans, Alison Wyte, Tyce Bune, Evan Stone, Tristan Seagal, and Kyle Stone Initial Expectations: Although I havent been completely impressed with Carmen Luvana, Lezley Zen, Jessica Drake, and Sophie Evans are always hot enough to get my hopes up! Initial Reaction: Its one of the best couples films Ive seen in quite a while! Who Should Watch It : Couples who want a bit of plot with their porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a heavy emphasis on the stripping Audio /Video Quality: The audio is well balanced, and normally fairly clear. At times it gets a little scratchy, almost as if it was maxed out when recorded, and there are a few background noises as well. The video is much the same way. Its normally nicely lit, but theres just enough grain to be noticed and a few soft focus blurs. Music: The music has a bit of a rock feel, and rests very nicely in the background. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sophie Evans, Nomi, Rodolphe Antrim, Sebastian Barrio, Sandra Russo, Ovidie, Jessica Fiorentino, Ramon Nomar, Tristan, Slavka, Tristan Seagal, Lyna Rush, Agnes Kiss, Horst Baron, Herve Pierre-Gustave
Studio: Marc Dorcel
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 5/9/2003
Previews: Previews
Paris Pickups (Paris-Pigalle Boulevard Du Vice) review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 94 min. Production Date: 04 / 2002 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Ovidie, Nomi, Tristan, Herve Pierre Gustave (listed here just as H P G), Sophie Evans, Lyna Rush, Sandra Russo, Jessica Fiorentino, Horst Barron, Brandy, Ramon Nomar, Rudolphe Antrim, and Sebastian Barrio The Short Story Initial Expectations: Marc Dorcel has put out some great movies. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Its okay, but nowhere near what Ive come to expect after some of Marc Dorcels other movies. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something a little soft with a plot Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting artistic sex with quite a bit of anal The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is dubbed for English, but normally works very well. The video is presented in non-anamorphic widescreen (hopefully Marc Dorcel will go with anamorphic widescreen in the future), and looks great. Its clear and very nicely lit. [read the full review]
review from 3/15/2004:
The Little Details Running Time: 94 min. Production Date: 04 / 2002 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Ovidie, Nomi, Tristan, Herve Pierre Gustave (listed here just as H P G), Sophie Evans, Lyna Rush, Sandra Russo, Jessica Fiorentino, Horst Barron, Brandy, Ramon Nomar, Rudolphe Antrim, and Sebastian Barrio The Short Story Initial Expectations: Marc Dorcel has put out some great movies. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Its okay, but nowhere near what Ive come to expect after some of Marc Dorcels other movies. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something a little soft with a plot Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting artistic sex with quite a bit of anal The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is dubbed for English, but normally works very well. The video is presented in non-anamorphic widescreen (hopefully Marc Dorcel will go with anamorphic widescreen in the future), and looks great. Its clear and very nicely lit. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Nick East, Kyle Stone, Chris Cannon, Gina Ryder, Tyce Bune, Taylor St. Clair, Angelica Sin, Mina, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Alexis Amore, Stevie
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 3/17/2002
Previews: Previews
Secret of Harlot Hill, The review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 12 / 2000 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Taylor St. Clair, Stevie, Mina, Lola, Gina Ryder, Angelica Sin, Alexis Amore, Chris Cannon, Kyle Stone, Nick East, and Tyce Bune Initial Expectations: Stuart Canterbury has made quite a few well done features, which is what Im expecting here. Initial Reaction: Its fun and has some good sex, just like porn should. Who Should Watch It : Couples, fans of literature and porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for more extreme sex and raincoaters Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally fairly clear, but a little on the low side. Theres a little bit of dubbing, as well as a little background noise, but neither interfere too much with the scene. For being shot on film, the video looks great. Theres some shadows, but they appear natural and dont make things as fuzzy as film often can. The lighting is a bit on the low side for many of the scenes, but Im guessing this is intentional to create a bit of the mood. [read the full review]
review from 4/19/2002:
Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 12 / 2000 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Taylor St. Clair, Stevie, Mina, Lola, Gina Ryder, Angelica Sin, Alexis Amore, Chris Cannon, Kyle Stone, Nick East, and Tyce Bune Initial Expectations: Stuart Canterbury has made quite a few well done features, which is what Im expecting here. Initial Reaction: Its fun and has some good sex, just like porn should. Who Should Watch It : Couples, fans of literature and porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for more extreme sex and raincoaters Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally fairly clear, but a little on the low side. Theres a little bit of dubbing, as well as a little background noise, but neither interfere too much with the scene. For being shot on film, the video looks great. Theres some shadows, but they appear natural and dont make things as fuzzy as film often can. The lighting is a bit on the low side for many of the scenes, but Im guessing this is intentional to create a bit of the mood. [read the full review]
Flash's
The Secret of Harlot Hill is a well-done film on a decent disc, if you don't mind cheesy dialog with poor acting that's fun to watch this is the film for you. It is recommended for couples and fans of porn with a plot. Those who despise a plot or like nastier sex will probably wish to avoid this title. [read the full review]
review from 3/17/2002:
The Secret of Harlot Hill is a well-done film on a decent disc, if you don't mind cheesy dialog with poor acting that's fun to watch this is the film for you. It is recommended for couples and fans of porn with a plot. Those who despise a plot or like nastier sex will probably wish to avoid this title. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon, Cheyne Collins, jessica drake, Jackie Moore, Tristan Seagal
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 1/16/2002
Behind Closed Doors (Adam & Eve) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 83 min. Production Date: 7 / 15 / 2003 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Jessica Drake, Mia Smiles, Allison Wyte, Jackie Moore, Lezley Zen, Cheyne Collins, Chris Cannon, Tristan Seagal, Evan Stone, and Tyce Bune Initial Expectations: Mr. Canterbury had most of this cast together in Stripped: Carmen Luvana, which really impressed me. After how much I enjoyed that one Im really looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Ill admit that I had too high of expectations going in, but this one is everything it seems to try to be. Who Should Watch It : Couples Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something really soft or really hard Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves a bit to be desired, and its mostly with how its mixed. The main audio is on the left channel, while the music is on the right channel. This seems to make it very easy for one to drown out the other, and because of it I had a hard time understanding some of the dialogue. Theres also some of the audio which appears to be dubbed. [read the full review]
review from 10/9/2003:
Running Time: 83 min. Production Date: 7 / 15 / 2003 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Jessica Drake, Mia Smiles, Allison Wyte, Jackie Moore, Lezley Zen, Cheyne Collins, Chris Cannon, Tristan Seagal, Evan Stone, and Tyce Bune Initial Expectations: Mr. Canterbury had most of this cast together in Stripped: Carmen Luvana, which really impressed me. After how much I enjoyed that one Im really looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Ill admit that I had too high of expectations going in, but this one is everything it seems to try to be. Who Should Watch It : Couples Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something really soft or really hard Audio /Video Quality: The audio leaves a bit to be desired, and its mostly with how its mixed. The main audio is on the left channel, while the music is on the right channel. This seems to make it very easy for one to drown out the other, and because of it I had a hard time understanding some of the dialogue. Theres also some of the audio which appears to be dubbed. [read the full review]
Gladiator (Pleasure) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 72 min. Production Date: 8 / 2000 (cover) 9 / 2000 (feature) Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Evan Stone, Julie Meadows, Joel Lawrence, Angelica Sin, Bridgette Kerkove, Jessie Jordan, Chantal Lace, Kyle Stone, Rich Handsome, and Shay Sweet Initial Expectations: Theres some great people leading the cast and Canterbury can make a very good adult film, so I have pretty good hopes. Initial Reaction: Its very well done. Who Should Watch It : Fans of well done and well acted porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for more extreme sex and raincoaters Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced. The video has a little grain and a few flashes of pixelation, but neither interfere with the feature at all. Music: The music is a mix of a sexy jazz style and music that seems better fit for a mainstream movie but works well here also. Theyre both normally way too loud. [read the full review]
review from 11/25/2001:
Running Time: 72 min. Production Date: 8 / 2000 (cover) 9 / 2000 (feature) Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Evan Stone, Julie Meadows, Joel Lawrence, Angelica Sin, Bridgette Kerkove, Jessie Jordan, Chantal Lace, Kyle Stone, Rich Handsome, and Shay Sweet Initial Expectations: Theres some great people leading the cast and Canterbury can make a very good adult film, so I have pretty good hopes. Initial Reaction: Its very well done. Who Should Watch It : Fans of well done and well acted porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for more extreme sex and raincoaters Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced. The video has a little grain and a few flashes of pixelation, but neither interfere with the feature at all. Music: The music is a mix of a sexy jazz style and music that seems better fit for a mainstream movie but works well here also. Theyre both normally way too loud. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Shay Sweet, Kyle Stone, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chloe, Gina Ryder, Mike Horner, Angelica Sin, Silvia Saint, Jewel De'Nyle, Rich Handsome, Renee LaRue, Bridgette Kerkove
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 6/24/2001
X Girls (Adam & Eve) review summaries:
AlexGogol's
Title: The X Girls Year of Production: 2000 Running Time: 82 min. Studio: Adam & Eve Cast: Sylvia Saint, Shay Sweet, Chloe, Rene LaRue, Angeica Sin, Brigette Kerkove, Gina Ryder, Jewel D Nyle, Evan Stone, Kyle Stone, Rich Hansom, Mike Horner Director: Stuart Canterbury Review The Ambassador (Sylvia Saint) and her Assistant (Shay Sweet) are in a limo on their way to an important meeting. All of the sudden, the limo driver loses control over the vehicle. In a couple of minutes, he finally manages to stop it and gets out of the car. It appears that some sort of robots (Super Villains) in the human form control everything from now on. Scene 1: Chloe and Evan The female robot who looks like a sorcerer (Chloe) is not alone she is helped by a knight (Evan). They stop the limo, get rid of the driver, and have oral, vaginal, and anal sex right on the hood of the car, and then kidnap the Ambassador and her Assistant. The police are investigating what happened. [read the full review]
review from 8/22/2001:
Title: The X Girls Year of Production: 2000 Running Time: 82 min. Studio: Adam & Eve Cast: Sylvia Saint, Shay Sweet, Chloe, Rene LaRue, Angeica Sin, Brigette Kerkove, Gina Ryder, Jewel D Nyle, Evan Stone, Kyle Stone, Rich Hansom, Mike Horner Director: Stuart Canterbury Review The Ambassador (Sylvia Saint) and her Assistant (Shay Sweet) are in a limo on their way to an important meeting. All of the sudden, the limo driver loses control over the vehicle. In a couple of minutes, he finally manages to stop it and gets out of the car. It appears that some sort of robots (Super Villains) in the human form control everything from now on. Scene 1: Chloe and Evan The female robot who looks like a sorcerer (Chloe) is not alone she is helped by a knight (Evan). They stop the limo, get rid of the driver, and have oral, vaginal, and anal sex right on the hood of the car, and then kidnap the Ambassador and her Assistant. The police are investigating what happened. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 82 min. (cover states 90 minutes) Production Date: 8 / 18 / 2000 Director: Stuart Canterbury (who also wrote the feature) Cast: Chloe, Silvia Saint, Jewel DeNyle, Bridgette Kerkove, Gina Ryder, Shay Sweet, Renee LaRue, Angelica Sin, Kyle Stone, Evan Stone, Mike Horner, and Rich Handsome Initial Expectations: Im a huge comic book fan as well as porn fan, so I felt a deep need to watch X-Girls as soon as I heard of it. Done right, and Stuart Canterbury knows how to do a porno right, it should be a lot of fun with hot sex. Initial Reaction: Its good, but not great. Who Should Watch It : Fans of comic books, the old Batman TV series, and anybody in the cast. Who Should Avoid It: People who want extremely serious porn. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced. The video is pretty clear, but there is some pixelation in places as well as a little bit of soft focus problems. [read the full review]
review from 6/30/2001:
Running Time: 82 min. (cover states 90 minutes) Production Date: 8 / 18 / 2000 Director: Stuart Canterbury (who also wrote the feature) Cast: Chloe, Silvia Saint, Jewel DeNyle, Bridgette Kerkove, Gina Ryder, Shay Sweet, Renee LaRue, Angelica Sin, Kyle Stone, Evan Stone, Mike Horner, and Rich Handsome Initial Expectations: Im a huge comic book fan as well as porn fan, so I felt a deep need to watch X-Girls as soon as I heard of it. Done right, and Stuart Canterbury knows how to do a porno right, it should be a lot of fun with hot sex. Initial Reaction: Its good, but not great. Who Should Watch It : Fans of comic books, the old Batman TV series, and anybody in the cast. Who Should Avoid It: People who want extremely serious porn. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced. The video is pretty clear, but there is some pixelation in places as well as a little bit of soft focus problems. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Randy West, Mike Horner, P.J. Sparxx, Steve Drake, Porsche Lynn, Summer Knight, Victoria Paris, Angela Summers, Woody Long, Tracy Winn, Lilli Xene
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 4/16/2001
Rocket Girls review summaries:
Kelly's
Title: Rocket Girls Company: New Machine Length: 79 minutes VHS Release: May 1993 DVD Release: February 2001 Condoms: None Directed by: Stuart Canterbury Director of Photography: Kenny Gibb Written by: Clinton Darke BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Send a bunch of young men and women scientists up in a rocket to save the ozone layer and what do you get? An interstellar sex orgy, that's what. Instead of applying their brilliant minds to the problem at hand, our erotic astronauts pose the astronomically ambiguous question: Ever see a Red Giant go into a Black Hole? Prepare for blast off! In space no one can hear you cream. (taken from the 1993 VHS boxcover; even though the original won the AVN award for Best Boxcover Concept, New Machine has thrown it out in favor of a new one with Summer Knights on the cover and no synopsis on the back). THE MOVIE: So, its 1993 and the international Earth summit (United Nations Conference on Environment and Development) has just met. Global warming is a problem, and it is apparently largely due to Western industrialism. [read the full review]
review from 1/19/2006:
Title: Rocket Girls Company: New Machine Length: 79 minutes VHS Release: May 1993 DVD Release: February 2001 Condoms: None Directed by: Stuart Canterbury Director of Photography: Kenny Gibb Written by: Clinton Darke BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Send a bunch of young men and women scientists up in a rocket to save the ozone layer and what do you get? An interstellar sex orgy, that's what. Instead of applying their brilliant minds to the problem at hand, our erotic astronauts pose the astronomically ambiguous question: Ever see a Red Giant go into a Black Hole? Prepare for blast off! In space no one can hear you cream. (taken from the 1993 VHS boxcover; even though the original won the AVN award for Best Boxcover Concept, New Machine has thrown it out in favor of a new one with Summer Knights on the cover and no synopsis on the back). THE MOVIE: So, its 1993 and the international Earth summit (United Nations Conference on Environment and Development) has just met. Global warming is a problem, and it is apparently largely due to Western industrialism. [read the full review]
Sundown review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: Jan. 2000 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Sunset Thomas, Angelica Sin, Julie Meadows, Renee La Rue, Barrett Moore, Kyle Stone, Michael J. Cox, Zachery Addams, and Richard Hansom Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results from Pleasure, but Ive got some pretty high hopes with this cast and director. Initial Reaction: Its a decent porno but a couple technical problems really held it back. Who Should Watch It : Fans of the cast or anybody looking for a decent middle of the road porno. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes high budget porn or raincoaters. Audio /Video Quality: The audio quality is mixed. The opening sex scene with Angelica Sin has horrible audio. Its dubbed worse than Godzilla movies, uneven, and choppy. The rest of the audio is balanced well and sounds a little better than most pornos. The video has some pixelation. It struck me as being just slightly above VHS quality. [read the full review]
review from 4/6/2001:
Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: Jan. 2000 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Sunset Thomas, Angelica Sin, Julie Meadows, Renee La Rue, Barrett Moore, Kyle Stone, Michael J. Cox, Zachery Addams, and Richard Hansom Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results from Pleasure, but Ive got some pretty high hopes with this cast and director. Initial Reaction: Its a decent porno but a couple technical problems really held it back. Who Should Watch It : Fans of the cast or anybody looking for a decent middle of the road porno. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes high budget porn or raincoaters. Audio /Video Quality: The audio quality is mixed. The opening sex scene with Angelica Sin has horrible audio. Its dubbed worse than Godzilla movies, uneven, and choppy. The rest of the audio is balanced well and sounds a little better than most pornos. The video has some pixelation. It struck me as being just slightly above VHS quality. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Channone, Kaitlyn Ashley, Dave Hardman, Mike Horner, Montana Gunn, Crystal Gold
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 2/10/2001
Topless Window Washers review summaries:
Diville's
Starring: Kaitlyn Ashley, Channone, Crystal Gold, Montana Gunn, Ashley Renee, Lovette, Alex Sanders, Kyle Stone, Mike Horner, Dave Hardman, Frank Towers Directed By: Stuart Canterbury Topless Window Washers is not a good movie. It's unnecessary, in fact. It's unnecessary in the way an oversized advertising circular stuffed in my mailbox is unnecessary. Both pretend to have my best interest in mind, but each takes my wallet to heart. There's nothing here we all haven't seen done better some place else, and even though a couple of the girls on this DVD are more than nice to look at, they're not presented as they should be. I'll go on record and say I'm a fan of Chonnone, the French starlet who came and went like so many other second tier porn actresses. I'm convinced if she spoke English she'd have been a bigger star. Her body is really quite impressive, especially the ass part of it. It's that body which graces the this movie's box cover, and while she may not be recognizable to some, she is to me. [read the full review]
review from 7/12/2001:
Starring: Kaitlyn Ashley, Channone, Crystal Gold, Montana Gunn, Ashley Renee, Lovette, Alex Sanders, Kyle Stone, Mike Horner, Dave Hardman, Frank Towers Directed By: Stuart Canterbury Topless Window Washers is not a good movie. It's unnecessary, in fact. It's unnecessary in the way an oversized advertising circular stuffed in my mailbox is unnecessary. Both pretend to have my best interest in mind, but each takes my wallet to heart. There's nothing here we all haven't seen done better some place else, and even though a couple of the girls on this DVD are more than nice to look at, they're not presented as they should be. I'll go on record and say I'm a fan of Chonnone, the French starlet who came and went like so many other second tier porn actresses. I'm convinced if she spoke English she'd have been a bigger star. Her body is really quite impressive, especially the ass part of it. It's that body which graces the this movie's box cover, and while she may not be recognizable to some, she is to me. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: T.T. Boy, Alex Sanders, Tony Tedeschi, Isis Nile, Sahara Sands, Mike Horner, Tiffany Million, Maeva, Melanie Moore, Sydney St. James
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 12/27/2000
Girls on Duty review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a fairly forgettable blast from the past. The sex is average with cheesy music and average at best chemistry. The technical aspects are a bit weak and very dated, and there's no real effort put into the extras. This one should be pretty easy to pass by. [read the full review]
review from 11/7/2013:
This is a fairly forgettable blast from the past. The sex is average with cheesy music and average at best chemistry. The technical aspects are a bit weak and very dated, and there's no real effort put into the extras. This one should be pretty easy to pass by. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Nick East, Shay Sweet, Kyle Stone, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Cheyenne Silver, Nakita Kash, Nina Hartley, McKayla, Amber Michaels, Ginger Paige, Heather Lynn, Ava Vincent, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 12/19/2000
Midsummer Night's Cream, A review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 23 March 2000 Director: Stuart Canterbury, who also adapted the story to its current form Cast: Sydnee Steele, Nina Hartley, Shay Sweet, Ava Vincent, Cheyenne Silver, McKayla, Amber Michaels, Ginger Paige, Heather Lyn, Nakita Kash, Evan Stone, Michael J. Cox, Kyle Stone, and Nick East Initial Expectations: I enjoy Stuart Canterburys films, and he struck me as a great person to do a Shakespearean porn movie. Adam & Eve can be a mixed bag on their DVDs, but this appeared to be well done. Initial Reaction: A Midsummers Night Cream is a very well done Shakespearian porno. There are a few faults, but theyre fairly minor. Adam & Eve really put a lot of effort into the extras on this DVD, and I think their effort payed off. Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Stuart Canterbury, A Midsummers Night Cream is shot on film, so theres some grain issues. If you want a crystal clear picture, it isnt here. [read the full review]
review from 12/17/2000:
Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 23 March 2000 Director: Stuart Canterbury, who also adapted the story to its current form Cast: Sydnee Steele, Nina Hartley, Shay Sweet, Ava Vincent, Cheyenne Silver, McKayla, Amber Michaels, Ginger Paige, Heather Lyn, Nakita Kash, Evan Stone, Michael J. Cox, Kyle Stone, and Nick East Initial Expectations: I enjoy Stuart Canterburys films, and he struck me as a great person to do a Shakespearean porn movie. Adam & Eve can be a mixed bag on their DVDs, but this appeared to be well done. Initial Reaction: A Midsummers Night Cream is a very well done Shakespearian porno. There are a few faults, but theyre fairly minor. Adam & Eve really put a lot of effort into the extras on this DVD, and I think their effort payed off. Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Stuart Canterbury, A Midsummers Night Cream is shot on film, so theres some grain issues. If you want a crystal clear picture, it isnt here. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Kaitlyn Ashley, Shelby Stevens, Rebecca Wild, Isis Nile, Anna Malle, Barbara Doll, Marc Wallice, Lisa Canary
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 10/31/2000
Let's Play Doctor (New Machine) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 71 min. Production Date: 8 / 4 / 1994 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Kaitlyn Ashley, Anna Malle, Rebecca Wilde, Isis Nile, Barbara Doll, Kitty Young, Marc Wallice, Buck Adams, T. T. Boy, and Joey Silvera Initial Expectations: With a slogan like That bone needs to be set across the top of the cover, I expected a fun, low plot, high sex porno. Initial Reaction: A fun movie. Theres virtually no plot, which Ill probably get more negative about the more I think of it, but the sex was fun enough that I didnt care while watching it. Audio /Video Quality: Surprisingly good. The picture is very clear. Theres a few glitches here and there, but the problems probably came from the master. The sound is Dolby 5.1 and quite good. Theres a few spots where theres a rumble in the background that sounded like a car was pulling up outside, but other than that, the sound is very good. There arent even any wind sounds during the outdoor scenes. Music: The music fits the movie very well, although its normally too loud. [read the full review]
review from 11/24/2000:
Running Time: 71 min. Production Date: 8 / 4 / 1994 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Kaitlyn Ashley, Anna Malle, Rebecca Wilde, Isis Nile, Barbara Doll, Kitty Young, Marc Wallice, Buck Adams, T. T. Boy, and Joey Silvera Initial Expectations: With a slogan like That bone needs to be set across the top of the cover, I expected a fun, low plot, high sex porno. Initial Reaction: A fun movie. Theres virtually no plot, which Ill probably get more negative about the more I think of it, but the sex was fun enough that I didnt care while watching it. Audio /Video Quality: Surprisingly good. The picture is very clear. Theres a few glitches here and there, but the problems probably came from the master. The sound is Dolby 5.1 and quite good. Theres a few spots where theres a rumble in the background that sounded like a car was pulling up outside, but other than that, the sound is very good. There arent even any wind sounds during the outdoor scenes. Music: The music fits the movie very well, although its normally too loud. [read the full review]
Barely Legal 2 (Hustler) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 101 min. Production Date: 10 / 4 / 1999 Director: Clive McLean and Stuart Canterbury Cast: Cheyenne Silver, Anna, Blair Segal, Gia, Jane Lixx, Jodi Roxx, Kristi, Lindsey, Teri Starr, Joel Lawrence, Kyle Stone, Steve Taylor, and Tristen Initial Expectations: This is Hustlers longest running series, which gives me a lot of hope for it. Of course, having Cheyenne Silver in it doesnt hurt anything either. Initial Reaction: Its the best barely legal / schoolgirl type feature Ive seen. Who Should Watch It : Fans of natural and younger (but legal) girls Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting implants, heavy plot, and poor production values Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced. Theres a few minor blemishes with the audio, but theyre few and far between. The video is also pretty good. Theres a bit of grain to it, almost as if it was shot on film and treated very good. [read the full review]
review from 3/2/2003:
Running Time: 101 min. Production Date: 10 / 4 / 1999 Director: Clive McLean and Stuart Canterbury Cast: Cheyenne Silver, Anna, Blair Segal, Gia, Jane Lixx, Jodi Roxx, Kristi, Lindsey, Teri Starr, Joel Lawrence, Kyle Stone, Steve Taylor, and Tristen Initial Expectations: This is Hustlers longest running series, which gives me a lot of hope for it. Of course, having Cheyenne Silver in it doesnt hurt anything either. Initial Reaction: Its the best barely legal / schoolgirl type feature Ive seen. Who Should Watch It : Fans of natural and younger (but legal) girls Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting implants, heavy plot, and poor production values Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced. Theres a few minor blemishes with the audio, but theyre few and far between. The video is also pretty good. Theres a bit of grain to it, almost as if it was shot on film and treated very good. [read the full review]
Muscle's
My overall view: The film is seriuosly lacking in acting ability or should I say directorial ability. Fellow Briton Mr. Clive Mclean is obviously a stalwart of the adult industry and perhaps because of that it seems like there is a lack of effort in making this episode of Barely Legal. For example, the plot revolving around the stepbrother and stepsister or stepfather and stepdaughter fuck scenes are just so lame. They were used incessantly in Barely Legal 1 and there surely must be another million plots they could try and use! The voice overs, where the girls are explaining how they lost their 'virginity' are pathetic. There is no emotion at all - as the topical joke goes "Why did the woman hang up on Al Gore?" "Because she thought it was a dial tone!" This is very relevant here, as the girls talk in such a monotonous way. Again, you expect more from Hustler. [read the full review]
review from 11/13/2000:
My overall view: The film is seriuosly lacking in acting ability or should I say directorial ability. Fellow Briton Mr. Clive Mclean is obviously a stalwart of the adult industry and perhaps because of that it seems like there is a lack of effort in making this episode of Barely Legal. For example, the plot revolving around the stepbrother and stepsister or stepfather and stepdaughter fuck scenes are just so lame. They were used incessantly in Barely Legal 1 and there surely must be another million plots they could try and use! The voice overs, where the girls are explaining how they lost their 'virginity' are pathetic. There is no emotion at all - as the topical joke goes "Why did the woman hang up on Al Gore?" "Because she thought it was a dial tone!" This is very relevant here, as the girls talk in such a monotonous way. Again, you expect more from Hustler. [read the full review]
BIG BOB's
There are five scenes to this DVD. I will rate the scenes on a scale of 1 to 5 (Hot!). In first two scenes each girl has a peeing scene. Scene 1 - Girl/Boy scene. This scene has some good footage of her riding her bicycle with glimpses of her panties. This scene is rated 4.5. Scene 2 - Girl(Cheyenne Silver)/Boy scene. This was the best scene of the movie because Cheyenne is the best looking of the women in this movie. Her role in this scene is a babysitter and the guy is supposedly the father of the children she is babysitting. This scene is rated a 4. Scene 3 - Girl/Girl scene. This scene was to short with very little heat. This scene is rated a 2.5. Scene 4 - Girl/Girl/Boy scene. The girls are dressed as cheerleaders. I give the girls credit for acting enthused about the sex. This scene is rated a 3.5. Scene 5 - Girl/Girl/Boy Scene. This scene is rated a 3. Overall, this movie did not provide much heat. The two best scenes are the first two. There is a slide show and a movie preview. [read the full review]
review from 11/9/2000:
There are five scenes to this DVD. I will rate the scenes on a scale of 1 to 5 (Hot!). In first two scenes each girl has a peeing scene. Scene 1 - Girl/Boy scene. This scene has some good footage of her riding her bicycle with glimpses of her panties. This scene is rated 4.5. Scene 2 - Girl(Cheyenne Silver)/Boy scene. This was the best scene of the movie because Cheyenne is the best looking of the women in this movie. Her role in this scene is a babysitter and the guy is supposedly the father of the children she is babysitting. This scene is rated a 4. Scene 3 - Girl/Girl scene. This scene was to short with very little heat. This scene is rated a 2.5. Scene 4 - Girl/Girl/Boy scene. The girls are dressed as cheerleaders. I give the girls credit for acting enthused about the sex. This scene is rated a 3.5. Scene 5 - Girl/Girl/Boy Scene. This scene is rated a 3. Overall, this movie did not provide much heat. The two best scenes are the first two. There is a slide show and a movie preview. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: T.T. Boy, Kaitlyn Ashley, Tony Tedeschi, Isis Nile, Mike Horner, Tiffany Million, Joey Silvera, Maeva, Melanie Moore, Sarah Jane Hamilton
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 10/23/2000
Girls off Duty review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 1994 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Sarh Jane Hamilton, Tiffany Millions, Kaitlyn Ashley, Isis Nile, Melanie Moore, Maeva, T. T. Boy, Tony Tedeschi, Mike Horner, and Joey Silvera Initial Expectations: I expected one of the typical early to mid 1990s pornos with some pretty decent sex and almost no plot. Initial Reaction: Its a movie that almost everybody has already seen, on one form or another. Unfortunately, the sex is average at best with the exception of Sarah Jane Hamiltons one scene. Audio / Video Quality: Surprisingly good. The picture is very clear. Theres a few glitches here and there, but the problems probably came from the master. The sound is Dolby 5.1 and quite good. Theres a few spots where theres a rumble in the background that sounded like a car was pulling up outside, but other than that, the sound is very good. There arent even any wind sounds during the outdoor scenes. Music: The music fits the movie very well, although its normally too loud. [read the full review]
review from 11/23/2000:
Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 1994 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Sarh Jane Hamilton, Tiffany Millions, Kaitlyn Ashley, Isis Nile, Melanie Moore, Maeva, T. T. Boy, Tony Tedeschi, Mike Horner, and Joey Silvera Initial Expectations: I expected one of the typical early to mid 1990s pornos with some pretty decent sex and almost no plot. Initial Reaction: Its a movie that almost everybody has already seen, on one form or another. Unfortunately, the sex is average at best with the exception of Sarah Jane Hamiltons one scene. Audio / Video Quality: Surprisingly good. The picture is very clear. Theres a few glitches here and there, but the problems probably came from the master. The sound is Dolby 5.1 and quite good. Theres a few spots where theres a rumble in the background that sounded like a car was pulling up outside, but other than that, the sound is very good. There arent even any wind sounds during the outdoor scenes. Music: The music fits the movie very well, although its normally too loud. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Eric Price, Mike Horner, Paula Price, Heather Hart, Ron Jeremy, Selena Steele, Trinity Loren
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 5/19/2000
Sirens (VCA) review summaries:
Principal Skinner's
Directed by Stuart Canterbury, SIRENS really cannot be described as a classic by any means, despite its VCA Classics description. With the (unfortunate) exceptions of Ron Jeremy and former gay actor Eric Price, none of the starlets in this shot-on- video feature are active in the porn industry today. And for porno newbies currently raised on a diet of SODOMANIA and GANGBANG GIRL videos, there may be very little reason to watch, let alone purchase, this rather straightforward, simple early 1990s release. However, for the old-timers like myself who recall when porn attempted to incorporate a story in their movies, and when gynecological close-ups of dilated sphincters were less than common- place, a viewing of SIRENS is almost refreshingly quaint. It also helps a great deal that this video features one of VCA's best former contract stars, namely the hard-bodied and devlishly sexy Selena Steele. [read the full review]
review from 6/28/2000:
Directed by Stuart Canterbury, SIRENS really cannot be described as a classic by any means, despite its VCA Classics description. With the (unfortunate) exceptions of Ron Jeremy and former gay actor Eric Price, none of the starlets in this shot-on- video feature are active in the porn industry today. And for porno newbies currently raised on a diet of SODOMANIA and GANGBANG GIRL videos, there may be very little reason to watch, let alone purchase, this rather straightforward, simple early 1990s release. However, for the old-timers like myself who recall when porn attempted to incorporate a story in their movies, and when gynecological close-ups of dilated sphincters were less than common- place, a viewing of SIRENS is almost refreshingly quaint. It also helps a great deal that this video features one of VCA's best former contract stars, namely the hard-bodied and devlishly sexy Selena Steele. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Kylie Ireland, Ursula Moore, Mike Horner, Zenza Raggi, Mike Foster, Valentino, Vanessa, Sylvia, Eva Black, Gabriella [I] (ambiguous), David, Mercedes, Frank Gun, Mina, Shannon (ambiguous) (female), Selen, Judy, Rikka, Antonio Passolini, Remigio Zampa, Jonny Montana, Karli Sweet
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 4/24/2000
In the Flesh (VCA) review summaries:
Draken's
Pre Viewing Expectations The case boasts five language tracks, which I found impressive. You can listen to this feature in English, French, Italian, German, and Spanish. There are 13 photos on the case showing the various costumes and locations featured in the movie, but all are non-explicit and don't show what types of action one can expect. There is a good write-up of the plot, saying it is a modernized perverse twist on the story of Macbeth. It notes the feature is about two hours. Overall, this gives one a good sense of what to expect within. The Main Event Overall there are eight scenes in this movie. There is a nice variety of action, ranging from female only scenes, to male/female parings, to three-ways and a seven person orgy on a table. The sets are interesting, as are the sets. There are scenes set in a castle, and others wich look like they were shot in a war zone. A nice change from the typical bar, poolside, or bedroom sets. There is consistent comdom usage, good to see given its recent filming. [read the full review]
review from 7/30/2000:
Pre Viewing Expectations The case boasts five language tracks, which I found impressive. You can listen to this feature in English, French, Italian, German, and Spanish. There are 13 photos on the case showing the various costumes and locations featured in the movie, but all are non-explicit and don't show what types of action one can expect. There is a good write-up of the plot, saying it is a modernized perverse twist on the story of Macbeth. It notes the feature is about two hours. Overall, this gives one a good sense of what to expect within. The Main Event Overall there are eight scenes in this movie. There is a nice variety of action, ranging from female only scenes, to male/female parings, to three-ways and a seven person orgy on a table. The sets are interesting, as are the sets. There are scenes set in a castle, and others wich look like they were shot in a war zone. A nice change from the typical bar, poolside, or bedroom sets. There is consistent comdom usage, good to see given its recent filming. [read the full review]
Kate's
In The Flesh does live up to its shot on location hype, even if riddled with some illogical writing. Commendable acting, enticing costumes, elaborate sets, attractive performers, and remarkable cum shots overshadow the sometimes-random script. The moaning may be the most provocative moaning Ive ever heard in a porno, which is especially arousing in the banquet orgy. The retro future time period is confusing, and pretty much ruins what could have been an interesting lustful take on an age-old story. And the poorly integrated Shakespearian quotes do more to add comic relief than enhance the literary Macbeth reference.If I viewed In The Flesh as simply a porno, then it is a stunning production, brimming with Peter Northian facials that you dont often see from VCA.The Story centers around the power hungry Lady Macbeth (Kylie Ireland) who intimidates her husband (Mike Horner) into offing the king in order to take the crown. Dont let the machine guns and military jeeps throw you off, because castles, witches and horse riding are still the norm in this befuddled time period. [read the full review]
review from 4/21/2000:
In The Flesh does live up to its shot on location hype, even if riddled with some illogical writing. Commendable acting, enticing costumes, elaborate sets, attractive performers, and remarkable cum shots overshadow the sometimes-random script. The moaning may be the most provocative moaning Ive ever heard in a porno, which is especially arousing in the banquet orgy. The retro future time period is confusing, and pretty much ruins what could have been an interesting lustful take on an age-old story. And the poorly integrated Shakespearian quotes do more to add comic relief than enhance the literary Macbeth reference.If I viewed In The Flesh as simply a porno, then it is a stunning production, brimming with Peter Northian facials that you dont often see from VCA.The Story centers around the power hungry Lady Macbeth (Kylie Ireland) who intimidates her husband (Mike Horner) into offing the king in order to take the crown. Dont let the machine guns and military jeeps throw you off, because castles, witches and horse riding are still the norm in this befuddled time period. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jill Kelly, Ian Daniels, Kyle Stone, Kia, Mike Horner, Marc Wallice, Morgan Ray, Raquel Lace, Paisley Hunter, Spantaneeus Xtasty
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 4/24/2000
Leather (New Machine) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 1996 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Jill Kelly, Kia, Morgan LeFay, Racquel Lace, Paisley Hunter, Spontaneous Xtasy, Mark Dick O Death Wallice, Mike Horner, Kyle Stone, and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: Due to the fetishwear aspect of the cover, Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its not too bad, waitaminute yes it is. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a movie about prostitutes where it looks like the girls are really looking forward to their check. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anything close to a fetish movie Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects show a bit of the movies age. The audio is okay. The balance and level vary during the movie from pretty good to making it hard to hear, with much more of it being the latter than the former. The video is about the same. Theres a bit of grain throughout the movie which seemed very reminiscent of VHS. The lighting varies beyond seeming like Mr. [read the full review]
review from 8/26/2003:
Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 1996 Director: Stuart Canterbury Cast: Jill Kelly, Kia, Morgan LeFay, Racquel Lace, Paisley Hunter, Spontaneous Xtasy, Mark Dick O Death Wallice, Mike Horner, Kyle Stone, and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: Due to the fetishwear aspect of the cover, Im looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its not too bad, waitaminute yes it is. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a movie about prostitutes where it looks like the girls are really looking forward to their check. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anything close to a fetish movie Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects show a bit of the movies age. The audio is okay. The balance and level vary during the movie from pretty good to making it hard to hear, with much more of it being the latter than the former. The video is about the same. Theres a bit of grain throughout the movie which seemed very reminiscent of VHS. The lighting varies beyond seeming like Mr. [read the full review]