This Ain't Fox News XXX Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  6/18/2011

Hello porn fans. Got a new parody here from Hustler and it's of something that seems ripe for the genre, Fox News!! The Republican news network barely makes any attempt to hide its bias towards the news which makes their fair and balanced claim a huge joke. Well the folks at Hustler finally decided to give a little fair and balanced coverage in return on what really goes on at Rupert Murdochs big cash cow. We have some of the bigger names brought in for this parody- Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Greta Van Susteren, Megyn Kelly, Glenn Beck and the barracuda Anne Coulter! Oh yeah we have one politician too, Speaker of the House John Boehner!! There isn't to much of a story here beyond the individual scene set ups but that's ok as the sex is what will drive this movie ultimately beyond the appeal of the parody.

The first scene takes us to the Factor where Billo is interviewing his latest victim, lol. Sea J Raw is here to defend her pinhead views on sexuality and Herschel tries to channel Bill's personality but I'm not quite sure he gets there. Having said that what happens after the interview should please most Bill haters as he goes to Sea J Raw's place of business and lets just say he's not the one in charge then as Sea J gets Bill on his knees and pretty much makes him her bitch!! There is some fucking leading to a pop just above her freshly fucked pussy. Afterwards Bill receives a call and they lost the footage of the interview so he yells back, We'll do it live!! A take off on his famous on air tirade. On to the next scene which takes us to Hannity's show and he's got a special guest, Speaker John Boner, lol. Eric John gets the job of playing the uber pumped Right Wing nut Hannity and like Herschel he tries but doesn't quite get it for me though I loved his tough question to Speaker Boner, so how do you get that tan, lol. This leads us to the next sex scene where Speaker Boehner aka Alec Knight, heads to the local tanning establishment so he can work on that orange glow he's so well known for. But he's not alone after stripping down he finds a glory hole that leads to the next booth where who shows but Megyn Kelly played by Nicole Aniston. She does a nice strip down and gets inside the tanning bed where we get a spectacular close shot of her pussy-- this was also the view Speaker Boner got. Megyn finishes her session and gets out but hears a cough and spots the glory hole. She goes next door to confront the perp but then sees that it is the Speaker of the House so being a good right wing slut she drops right down to her knees to service the words 3rd most powerful man, lol. Some good bj footage here and like a good Republican she keeps her mouth tightly shut when he pops though some gets in.

The next scene takes us back to Hannity who has a special guest, Anne Coulter who gets played by Darryl Hanah. The two have a good exchange about her views on gays and a few other groups. Sean is curious if she's still a virgin and this leads to the two standing, Eric John is sans pants and Darryl quickly sheds her top showing no bra-- they report and you decide!! A good scene which includes anal from Darryl- who knew Anne Coulter was such a slut though I think we all suspected as much! She takes a pretty good facial to close it out. Our next scene was a lost opportunity I think as we get Randy Moore who I thought was playing Martha McCallum but actually it's Greta Van Susteren. Anyway it's a solo scene and I have to say Randy was looking real good here and I think we should have added another girl playing Martha so there'd be a g/g here but for fans of solo scenes this was alright as you get some fine views of Randy's body and she uses a toy to help her cookie get satisfied.

Now we have one more scene left and who else could they anchor this title with than Glenn Beck!! It was great to see Tom Byron standing in front of the chalk board which had the usual scribblings on it. Not as much talking from Tom here but he does give a little Glen for us to enjoy before they go to commercial and he's escorted off set to a padded cell!! I knew it, Glenn is crazy and the folks at Fox know it and have the looney bin right there to hold him, just off his set, lol. He goes inside and Nurse Loni Evans puts the straight jacket on him but all Glenn can think about is having his cock played with-- wait nothing about the Founders, lol. Well the Nurse isn't a cruel one and we soon get Loni in there to take the jacket off and the two work through his troubles. Mish, cowgirl and doggie highlight the sex ending with Glenn standing over her face and I think he called out Thomas Paine's name as he splooged!!

Final Thoughts:

Well fans Fox News is ripe for parody and I'm a little surprised it took this long to put one together and it's not bad but they could have done a lot more with the whole Fox News angle. They tried with doing a couple of the shows like Hannity, Bill and Glen but the sets weren't much like their counterparts save for the chalk board in Tom's scene. It wasn't a serious attempt either to parody the fake news organization, definitely a comedy so I won't hold them to do strict a standard and will just appreciate that they gave a few obvious nods to the shows. The sex wasn't bad with Nicole's tanning room romp a highlight, liked her body a lot and then you add Darryl doing Anne Coulter and taking it up the ass. Randy Moore has a hot solo scene that begged for someone to step in and fuck her proper and we closed with Nurse Loni Evans helping Glenn Beck negotiate the inner turmoil that goes on in his brain on a daily basis. There aren't a lot in the way of extras though you get some behind the scenes so have a look there. There is a lot of Hustler promo stuff that is also tacked on to start the dvd-- PLEASE get rid of that phone sex shit and leave that for the extras so we can skip them if we want. You can at least jump ahead on the chapter button but there is no need to have those be the first thing you see when a title is put in. Anyway, this was good but could have been a lot better and they really missed a chance with the Randy Moore scene as that would have been perfect to put a Martha McCallum character in to fuck Greta-- maybe if there's a sequel they can do this. I'd do this as a rental and then see if the action and story grabs you more than it did me.