Let's Play Doctor (New Machine) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  11/24/2000

Running Time: 71 min.

Production Date: 8 / 4 / 1994

Director: Stuart Canterbury

Cast: Kaitlyn Ashley, Anna Malle, Rebecca Wilde, Isis Nile, Barbara Doll, Kitty Young, Marc Wallice, Buck Adams, T. T. Boy, and Joey Silvera

Initial Expectations: With a slogan like ‘That bone needs to be set’ across the top of the cover, I expected a fun, low plot, high sex porno.

Initial Reaction: A fun movie. There’s virtually no plot, which I’ll probably get more negative about the more I think of it, but the sex was fun enough that I didn’t care while watching it.

Audio /Video Quality: Surprisingly good. The picture is very clear. There’s a few glitches here and there, but the problems probably came from the master. The sound is Dolby 5.1 and quite good. There’s a few spots where there’s a rumble in the background that sounded like a car was pulling up outside, but other than that, the sound is very good. There aren’t even any wind sounds during the outdoor scenes.

Music: The music fits the movie very well, although it’s normally too loud. In Anna Malle’s scene, you can hear her and understand her, but barely.

Review: ‘Let’s Play Doctor’ is another porno brought to you by the book “Yes! You Too Can Make A Porno!”. I’m not saying that you can see through the plot here. Most matchbooks are made of much thicker paper than that. ‘Let’s Play Doctor’ is kind of fun if you’re not in the mood to do any thinking, such as following a plot. It looks like the cast had quite a bit of fun making it, which makes it a lot more enjoyable to watch. The basic plot is that Marc Wallice thinks his sister, Rebecca Wilde, is a nympho and has her committed to a clinic for a few days to make sure. Rebecca claims that she’s just a girl who likes to have fun. I’m not even going to bother with the character names here. There isn’t much dialogue, so I didn’t catch most of the characters names while watching, even when I went over scenes a second and third time.

Soon after Marc and Barbara drop Rebecca off at the clinic, Marc begins to have second thoughts and starts to think that he doesn’t satisfy Barbara. Barbara takes this as a challenge, and they go off to a backyard where Marc tries to satisfy Barbara on a concrete bench. This was a pretty good scene, even though it had Marc Wallice in it. I was really surprised at the audio quality in this scene. Outdoor scenes are notorious for having bad audio, and I haven’t had the best of luck with New Machine’s DVDs. There were very few audio problems with this scene, and some of the blemishes are probably from the original VHS master. Anyway, Rebecca puts Marc through all the tests she can to make sure that he can completely satisfy her, even putting her ass on the line.

Back in the clinic, the doctor (Buck Adams) checks in on T. T. Boy. T. T. thinks that most of his problems could be corrected with a little pussy. Good Doctor Buck corrects him, that it’s vagina and has Nurse Isis prep him for surgery while he gives Rebecca an initial checkup. Rebecca flirts with Doctor Buck throughout the checkup and he turns her down at every step. Being a doctor, he can’t have sex with her as long as she’s his patient. Finishing his initial checkup with Rebecca, he has Anna Malle sent in to have her pussy (oops, I mean vagina) examined. Meanwhile, Nurse Kaitlyn tells Isis how she really misses her boyfriend and that they’re going to get together sometime that night.

Finally, we get back to a little sex. Doctor Buck’s examination seems to have left Anna a little curious about her nether regions, so she performs a little self examination on herself. Shortly afterwards, T. T. joins in. I’m thinking that this must have been one of T. T.’s first scenes. Almost the entire time he was going down on Anna he had his hands crossed on top of her stomach. All I can think of is that he was a) so bad that he had to hold her down, or b) thanking God that he got a job in porno. T. T. does his normal job working over Anna, and as usual with Anna, it’s not a disappointing scene.

Nurse supervisor Kitty notices that one of the nurses (Kaitlyn) is nowhere to be found, as is one of the patients. Isis does her best to cover for her, and finally stops Kitty from looking for Kaitlyn, who’s with Joey, her boyfriend, in the park, by telling Kitty to search her. The scene between Kaitlyn and Joey is an average scene, and nothing really stands out in it.

In order to get Kitty to lay off of Kaitlyn, Isis lets Kitty search her in the break room. This is a nice inter-racial lesbian scene. There’s no toys, for those of you who don’t like toys, but don’t let that stop those of you who like them. This is a well done, although not outstanding, scene that seemed fairly natural. Kitty played the boss throughout this scene as well. Isis worked on Kitty throughout the entire scene. Even when it was her turn to get some, she turned it into a sixty - nine. At least she’s willing to work to keep her job.

Finally, Marc returns to see how Rebecca is doing. Doctor Buck tells him that she’s perfectly normal and just likes sex. Rebecca is thrilled with this, as it means that she’s no longer his patient and she’s free to thank him in her own way. I’m not sure, but I think that ‘Let’s Play Doctor’ was filmed at a real hospital. At least, I hope it was filmed at a real hospital. There should be plenty of medical personnel around when guys Buck’s age engages in any physical activity close to the sex Rebecca puts him through. Maybe Buck just wants to control how he goes out of this world. If so, Rebecca’s a good choice as she has put a lot of enthusiasm into every scene I’ve seen her do, and this one is no different. Even with Buck in it, it’s enjoyable to watch.

As I said earlier, the plot to ‘Let’s Play Doctor’ doesn’t do much to challenge the space on a matchbook. Since Rebecca isn’t in much of the movie, the plot falls on the wayside pretty quick while the nurses and patients get it on. Rebecca isn’t even in the plot sections of the movie enough to have a scene where they see how many fat ladies it takes to pull her underwater with her grotesque enhancements. Rebecca’s hideously huge hooters (see if you can say that five times fast) are about the only thing I can complain about with her, as she has a great deal of enthusiasm and enjoys working with seniors such as Buck Adams.

Extras: A photo gallery, eleven trailers, and a link to AdultDVD2000.com. The trailers are okay at best, but the photo gallery is one of the worst I’ve ever seen. I can get a clearer picture when I hit pause. After the first three pictures I gave up trying to watch it.

Themes: Straight, lesbian, anal, masturbation, outdoors, nurses, and rimming (male -> female)

Raincoat Factor: Pretty high. There isn’t much for plot scenes and the few scenes there are can be easily skipped.

Overall: ‘Let’s Play Doctor’ can be found online for between $20 and $27, with most stores having it for about $22. This is way out of line for this movie. If you can rent it, do so. It’s not that bad of a movie, it’s just that I don’t think it will be watched more than once unless you’re into one of the stars.