MILFshakes (Filly Films) Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  8/27/2013

As the title implies, older woman are shaking their stuff and getting their groove on. There are 8 girls here in 4 scenes, not any of them very well known. From the opening credits, you can see at least one woman take the title literally as she lactates into a shake container. Very nice!

Penny Barber & Alani Pi

Short haired blonde shows up in the kitchen to be trained by Penny. She shows her around then starts reprimanding her for her choice of clothes. She doesn’t stop with her outer outfit and soon Alain is standing there in her bra and panties. Penny sucks on her tits and licks her pussy. The scene is set in a restaurant kitchen and some machines are running in the background, which gets annoying. Penny uses a combo of her finger and her tongue to get Alani off. She feeds her a cupcake and, of course, the frosting finds its way to their tits where they subsequently have to lick it off the other one. Alani gets washed off in the sink and Penny fingers her some more. The older brunette, Penny, finally gets naked and she has quite a body. Alani goes down on her then starts to make a shake. Penny finishes it off by squeezing in her breast milk. They share the tasty treat and then create one for a customer.

Coral Aorta & Beretta James

Coral takes an interest in Beretta’s digital camera then, she happens to spill milk all over herself. She takes her to the backroom where even more milk gets poured on her. Beretta licks it off then starts removing her clothing. The girls play with each other and they each have a box lunch. Again, there is some background noise (like an air compressor) that just runs throughout the whole scene.

Eve Minax & Dixon Mason

Eva is a student and Dixon threatens to report her. Dixon reminds me of Edith Bunker, for those old enough to know what I’m talking about, and that’s not a compliment for a porno. I mostly just fast forwarded through this scene because the women did not attract me and there was that background noise again along with some shaky camera work. They pleasure each other and break out some adult toys. Edith shoves a couple up her ass and gets satisfies herself the way Archie never could.

Maggie Mayhem & Sadie Lune

Maggie and Sadie get into an argument and soon their passions take over. They use their tongues and fingers to pleasure each other and yadda yadda yadda they get off.

SPECIAL FEATURES

A few trailers, stripteases and a replay of the orgasms.

SUMMARY

My mother used to tell me if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all. So I’ll keep this brief. The woman are not very attractive, although a couple have decent bodies. The camera work is shaky, the audio is terrible with a humming throughout the disc. Finally, I won’t be able to get the thought of Edith Bunker licking pussy out of my head. Thanks a lot.