Glory Holes and Bad Girls Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  12/8/2008

The Little Details

Running Time: 88 min.

Production Date: 5 / 29 – 30 / 2008

Director: Andre Madness

Cast: Angelina Valentine, Beverly Hills, Emma Heart, Jessica Young, Brad Hardy, Richard Kline, Sergio, and Seth Dickens

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Glory hole scenes rarely do anything for me. I can't get my expectations too high for this one.

Initial Reaction: “Mostly boring” is about the nicest works I can use to describe it.

Who Should Watch It : Extreme glory hole fans

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting straightforward or well done glory hole scenes

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very weak. The audio is normally heavily dominated by the music and often annoyed me. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and leaves a lot to be desired. The lighting is frequently a bit low and the picture often has a muddy, murky look that left me not caring much about a lot of the scenes. It also tries to get artistic by mixing in a bit of black and white footage.

Music: The music has a rough feeling and most of the time is overly loud and interfered with the action. It drops down once the sucking starts, but keeps the same annoying style.

Menus: The main menu just gives a still of the cover with a little minor animation mixed in for a weak first impression. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girl in it.

The Feature

Glory Holes and Bad Girls keeps a simple format. Each scene starts with one girl doing a little tease and then lets her take on a pair of cocks that pop out of glory holes.

Dark haired and heavily tattooed Angelina starts her scene out in a red and black outfit stripping down and showing off in a bathroom before entering a stall and letting herself get groped by a pair of hands that come out of a glory hole. When a cock pokes through instead she goes right to sucking it, and even reaches into the other hole to pull out a second cock to suck and stroke. Angelina back up against them to fuck them, and mixes in a bit more sucking and stroking as well. Finally she takes what looks like a pair of small pops in her mouth.

This scene didn't do much of anything for me. The opening was artistic, but not overly skillful and never drew me in. Angelina looks to get into working the pair of anonymous cocks over, but neither cock seemed like it could manage much of a pop. Glory hole fans might enjoy this scene, but I can't say that it did anything that might convert me.

Richard Kline heads into a peep booth and starts to get a show from Emma, who's in a little pink outfit. She does a little dance while stripping down for him before a hand and then a pair of cocks pops out of a glory hole for her to work with. She sucks and strokes the cocks before backing up to fuck each of them, and then continues to mix in a little more oral action as she works them over. Finally she takes the pair of pops in front of her with barely any of it making it to her face.

This is another below average scene. The opening tease was drawn out way too far and left me wondering if the rest of the action was ever going to start. This was largely due to the weak editing, and that continued through the scene once the sucking and fucking started. Emma seemed to get into the action okay, but there wasn't anything overly interesting about the scene and once again I was left not caring about it.

Brunette Beverly strips down and diddles herself briefly before going to work sucking and stroking a pair of cocks that poke out for her by an adult video rental box. She backs up to the cocks after a bit to fuck them and makes sure to mix in a bit more oral action. Finally she takes a nice pair of facials to finish it up.

This is one of the better scenes in the movie. Beverly shows a little more enthusiasm taking on the cocks and actually manages to get a nice pair of pops. She gets into the cumshots nicely and at least left the scene on a high note. This scene might make it to the average mark.

Brunette Jessica heads into a bathroom and puts on a tease in the middle of the room after letting a couple pair of hands grope her. She moves up to tease the glory holes before sucking and stroking a pair of cocks that pop out of the wall. Jessica sits on a stool as she sucks and strokes them, but of course gets back up to mix in a little fucking. Finally, she takes a pair of facials to finish things up.

This is another okay scene. Jessica gets into the glory hole action very nicely, and I kind of like how she was teasing the holes coming up to them and showing off. She puts out some nice energy, but as usual the action seemed very limited and I just couldn't get into it much. This might be the best scene in the movie, but it still left me bored.

Glory Holes and Bad Girls is a weak release. I'll readily admit that some of its weakness for me is probably due to my just not caring much for glory holes. I can understand why they really appeal to some people, but I'm just not one of them because it's so hard to get any sense of chemistry out of them and that's what drives scenes for me. I will admit that Jessica and Beverly seemed to get into their scenes well, but they had one big thing working against them and that's the style of the movie. Andre Madness seemed like he was trying to get artistic with this one, and it just didn't work. The artistic attempts had me wincing and reaching for the remote in addition to making me like the movie even less than I originally did. If that isn't enough, the action is so similar in each of the scenes that it becomes even more boring than usual glory hole action. Glory Holes and Bad Girls will probably work better for glory hole fans than it did for me, but even they might want to aim low here due to the mistakes made behind the camera.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts just under four minutes with about five seconds per good looking snapshot. Trailers are included for Bree's Slumber Party, Tits N' Ass, Hello Nurse, Sexy Solos, Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant, Bullets and Burlesque, and Bettie XOXO. There's also a behind the scenes featurette, a bonus scene, commercials, and a collection of the tease footage from the movie.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about nine and a half minutes. After a little footage of Angelina fucking and sucking it moves on with Emma working on her scene. You get a little chatting with Seth Dickens and a little extra action between him and Emma before moving on with Beverly shooting her scene. Finally there's a little fun with Jessica and her shooting her scene. This is a below average behind the scenes. You get a touch of personality from the girls, but it's very minor and not the best. Most of the featurette is just a different camera angle of the scenes, and as such, did nothing for me.

The bonus scene comes from Kayden's Krossfire. Tommy quickly strips Lorena down to a sexy red bra and panty set and starts playing with her through her panties before helping her to strip down further so he can suck her very nice little tits. Lorena drops down to suck his cock in return before laying back and letting him fuck her missionary style. She also has him spoon her before getting on top for a reverse cowgirl ride and then turning around to take it doggie style. Finally, Lorena rides Tommy cowgirl style and then takes his pop on her face and tits.

This is an above average scene. The lighting is a little dark, and although I'm sure it's intended to create a bit of mood it instead held the scene back a little for me. There's okay chemistry between Lorena and Tommy, but it's held back by some fairly choppy editing and camera work that seemed all too willing to chop of part of their heads. This scene had the potential to be very good, but ended up just barely making it past the average mark instead.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, glory holes, and masturbation

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Adam & Eve's DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25 with several stores offering them near the low end. Aim very low here, even if you're a glory hole fan. The sex is average at best but was constantly held back by poor editing and misguided attempts at being artistic. The technical aspects are weak, but there is a touch of effort put into the extras. This is a dud of a DVD.

Note to Adam & Eve: It's nice to see you trying something different now and then, but in the future please try a more competent director.

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