Blow Job Races Review

Reviewed by Zorge  on  11/5/2007

The main program: The menu breaks the scenes down into 5 blocks, three include 2 scenes, 2 include three scenes. So overall there are 12 blowjob scenes here, with the ostensible goal of finishing the quickest, I suppose. They also sometimes have to do laps, or push-ups or jumping jacks if they're running "behind time" (I guess, they want this to be like gym class or something?) I don't know exactly what the idea is, but something like that. We start with a little interview, some quick tease that isn't very well done generally, and then it is off to the Races, so to speak.

So, throughout, there is the basically the same generic set-up. There's a guy sitting with a girl and after some brief talking with the director, the guy proceeds to stand up and the girl gets on her knees and begins to suck. This would be alright, a basic to the point blowjob movie, except here the guy behind the camera thinks that he should keep talking and make things as annoying as possible. One such example is with the girl named Jasmine (first one on the second set of scenes, third girl on the disc) She's a punk looking girl, here with what they claim is her boyfriend. Anyhow, it's nice that we get a girl with an amateur feel to her. Her blowjob isn't anything special, but decent enough. The director can't keep his mouth shut though and does things like have her "hum the alphabet" with a dick in her mouth. She also has to do push-ups at 3 minutes in. She does these both, but I can't see how this is supposed to be sexy or very entertaining. So, mostly this boils down to a joking around session, with a blowjob scene as the background. Disappointing, in particular because I found her to be one of the cuter girls here. Ehe does swallow her cumshot, but the director is telling her "Don't swallow it." Well, why the hell not?!

We do have some nice spots here, like Jackie Ash, who has a nice natural look and attitude. She does a really nice BJ, deepthroating the average sized cock, though the camera work is a bit shoddy in spots, we do get some really nice POV angles here. She even takes a nice cumshot right in her open mouth (though we don't wait around to see if she swallows.)
Serena is another cute girl, and in between sucking dick, she's instructed to do jumping jacks. That's cute too, I suppose, as far as these excercise punishments go.
But any sexy and cute parts here become very hard to pick out from the dull and the annoying.

Extras and such: Some salvation is that Annette Schwarz stars in a bonus scene!
The bonus scene here is from College Wild Parties 7, a scene called Cum Guzzling Grads. It has the sexy Gwen Diamond getting her nipples sucked on by a couple guys, Annette Schwarz making out with some guy on a couch. Annette gets fucked in doggy while Gwen drinks from a keg or something, and a bunch of people cheer. After a good deal of fucking, Annette fishhooks herself to take some cum in her mouth. This scene is way better than anything in the Blowjob Races movie, though the set-up is a bit silly. It's fun though in this case and Annette actually gives a great energized performance.

Conclusions: There are a few mildly entertaining BJ scenes on this one, it's not painful to watch, but seems almost pointless. It's not even the gimmick that makes this a failure, but that the gimmick can't cover up that these scenes don't have much of anything going for them other than the "race" gimmick. That's the primary issue. But maybe College Wild Parties volume 7 would be worth a look, that one scene is pretty good.