Pretty in Peach (Vivid) Review

Pretty in Peach

You might get wood... I mean, it's possible, isn't it?

Expectations

I used to love Christy Canyon. I haven't seen her in a long time, so I'm looking forward to this.

Summary

As soon as you slip in the DVD, you are greeted with ads. I tried to fast-forward, but I couldn't. As it turned out, the ads were the best part of the DVD.

Once the ads are over, you get to listen to dialogue such as, "One might say that I'm in the paradox of existance. That is to say that I've left the universal, and that I, as an individual, am creating an absolute relationship with the universal."

The actors weren't up to reading awful dialogue, and one of the actors mispronounces "visage."

The Cast

The Sex!!!

Christy, Tianna Taylor, and Randy West.

Kissing, titplay, cunnilingus, BJ, voyeurism, masturbation, titfuck, rimming, doggie, face-sitting, missionary, cum on chest. Christy continues to have to read some awful dialogue during the sex scene; fortunately it is sometimes covered up by the awful music. Still, she has an incredible rank and a lovely bush. Tianna has big fake boobs, and a trimmed red bush. I would like to see more scenes with women joinging in after masturbating while watching couples have sex. Christy also has a great boob-bounce during her brief fucks, but we don't get to see a lot of it. This is, as best, an average scene.

Christy and Summer Knight.

Kissing, titplay, cunnilingus, fingering, pussy grinding. The soundtrack in this scene is slightly less annoying that in the previous scene. Both girls give very low key performances. Even duirng the pussy grinding, we don't get any boob bounce from Christy.

Christy, Summer Knight, and some stud.

Cunnilingus, BJ, fingering, voyeurism, masturbation, face-sitting, tit-on-clit, doggie, missionary, cum on pussy. The stud has trouble getting wood. You might too.

FINAL THOUGHTS

Summary

I'm reminded of the joke about the old women complaining the restaurant. The first complains that the soup is cold, the second complains that the butter is rancid, the third agrees with them both, and adds, "And the portions are so small."

I can't complain that the movie has only three scenes, because the DVD includes four bonus scenes. I briefly checked them out, but I didn't watch them beginning-to-end.

If you have any questions or comments, then email me.

The End.